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The Official White House Caption on this shocking Pete Souza photo reads, “President Barack Obama jokingly reacts to news that staffer Nora Becker will be leaving to pursue a joint MD and PhD in healthcare economics during the White House staff picnic on the South Lawn, June 26, 2009.” Eh, looks to us like he’s just cold lungin’ for two handfuls of Smarty McCollegey. [White House Flickr/Pete Souza]
Teh coons iz attackin our white wimminz!
MMMMMmmmm, doughy white woman breasts…
In the words of Del tha Funkee Homosapien: “You gotta wash yo ass, if you must / You gotta wash yo hair, if you must / You gotta brush yo teeth, if you must / Or else you’ll be funk-ay”
“No, don’t touch me there”
Or
No, don’t. Touch me THERE.”
THE VOODOO SPELL! THE EVIL EYE! RUN! HIDE! O GOD SAVE US, PLEEZE!
Huh. I’d like to be smart enough to have the option to leave a job with the Obama administration to puruse my MD/PhD. Then again, I’m barely sober enough to leave my bedroom to go to the bathroom, so… well, good on her, is my point.
Barrett808:
Where the White Women at?
President Obama prepares to demonstrate his “freaky Vulcan mind-meld” on a willing subject.
Looks like our Prez is pursuing a couple of ‘Ds’ as well.
“M-D or P-h-D? How bought you work dees nuts, librarian vanilla lady?”
Zombiebama’s obviously going for brains..
norbizness: “It’s important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team”
A Del reference on the Wonkette give me a momentary reprive from my unfounded fears of an East Coast bias
‘What are you? About a C-cup? AAAA-WHOOOO-GAH! HONK! HONK!‘
Obama can clownishly honk my boobz, anytime.
“oh, you are wearing THAT blue dress….purchased from someone named mlewinsky69″ off ebay you say….”
No time for stale liberal spoofs of stale reactionary 19th century racial slurs, sheeples.
This is serious. The muslin diktador has moved from the evil eye, to serious full-on cold spelling on people. We are not safe. Combined with the Bidenhug, this could hypnotize all of our remaining patriots.
I know we’re like totally not supposed to say this, but I’d hit it.
My wife’s brother has a PhD & MD and now researches uterine cancer. If this woman is as intelligent as my brother-in-law she will contribute great things to humanity. More so perhaps since she isn’t a wingtard politically like my relation. How someone so book smart can be so dumb/selfish politically is beyond me, but now I can point to this woman at the next family gathering & show said brother-in-law that it’s OK for super-intelligent people to care about their fellow humans. Thank you, Wonkette.
CollegeStudent:
One from the vault…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwivHPit22A
Obama sayz: “Love me some white meat. S’long as there’s hot sauce.”
Richard Cohen just would not care for that woman wearing a sleevless shirt in the background. What a whore.
We elected Screamin’ Jay Hakwins as POTUS?
“SERIOUSLY…its this big…”
Look at those women in the background staring at Obama longingly. I bet they wish he was just cold lungin’ for two handfuls of them.
Jonny Lieberman: I like that reference. I put a spell on yew….
You can go off to school, but those tits stay right here with me!
Caption contest for this one:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/3683215583/
So, there’s a job opening?
** dusts off resume **
“Hey, look at me everybody. I’m Bill Clinton!”
boogity boogity!
How come we never get to see any pictures of Obama making out with Reese Whitherspoon in the Oval Office?
Rukasu: The POTUS…starring in “Weekend at Bernies 2: Palin/McCain 2012″
forgracie: Weren’t doughy white woman breasts recalled last week?
Barack was just about to get a double scoop and Michelle strolls by…
“And the tiger was all, ‘RAAWWWWR!’ and Galifianakis freaked out! He ran into the other room, and he wasn’t wearing any pants! I can’t believe you haven’t seen it yet…”
You dummies! She’s got a fistful of kryptonite in her hands!!!
Poof! Say goodbye to that Indonesian birth certificate.
Well, excuuuuuuse me. Let me turn my head and cough.
When Blackula attacks.
lizard scum: Srsly! Their looks of adoration just don’t seem real. I mean, why aren’t they bowing or at least averting their eyes?
WIDTAP: That was Angela Merkel.
Is that Kal Penn off to the left there? By the look of O’Hopeys reaction, operation “Kumar” is a complete success.
WIDTAP: Please tell me they are not making a third “Legally Blonde” movie. I would like to keep from clawing my eyes out — I want to keep viewing the POTUS Flicker stream.
Rukasu: WALNUTZ head explodes in 3…2…1…
gurukalehuru: You mean the POTUS, right?
He is just wanting to remember what she looks like so he can have her appearance on file in case he ever needs to copy her appearance while searching for John Connor.
That the current administration actually employed someone smart enough to pursue such heights is really quite reassuring to me. I would imagine that most of the previous administration’s staff was just joyously relieved to have finally finished that associate’s degree at Regent.
As if this needs a caption.
This is just the start. In a few weeks, Obama will be hiking the Appalachian Trail.
problemwithcaring: Funny, I always thought she flinched when a US President touched her.
facehead: Who doesn’t enjoy a good rendition of “Vincent the Vegetable Vampire”?
WIDTAP: You only melt when held in Those Arms.
Nobody has macked on the girl in red in the background? I’m disappointed.
Why is that undercover narc arresting the president?
“Becker? I didn’t even…”
MR.PRESIDENT, I WOULD ENJOY A CIGAR, THANK YOU SIR.
He’s channeling Fred Sanford: “This is the big one, Elizabeth.”
Rukasu: Woah! Biden doing the full geezer in that one.
WIDTAP: Nope — first thing she did was ask him for a massage.
bago:
HELL YA, I’D HIT THAT!
“I promise, if you let me stare at them long enough, they’ll grow 2 cup sizes.”
Two questions:
1. Why is the dress blue?
2. Why is she wearing clothes?
Rukasu: That picture gets funnier the longer I look at it. Biden closed-eyed chuckling in the background is priceless.
Hmmm, it looks like he’s talking about the Jello pudding and the hum and the haw and all that kinda stuff.
BLACK MAN IN WHITE HOUSE MAKING SCARY FACES…IS SCARY!
So then Barack says, ” ‘Oh, I’m too smart for the white house, Mr. President, I’m going for my MBA and MD in brain surgery.’ Well don’t let the secret service hit your ass on the way out.”
I mean really, the look of disgust on Barry’s face combined with the universal basketball player’s “I have not committed a foul” gesture communicates ZERO sexual tension between these two.
I usually love the wonk-comment-snark, but you guys are some lazy motherfuckers.
Rukasu: Obama: “Hey John, remember when you called me ‘that one?’ That was classic, John. No hard feelings, right buddy?”
“You will accept socialize medicine, you will accept socialize medicine.”
Someone’s goin hoggin’
“You are telling me you can make those things jump like Carmen Miranda’s?”
This once again shows that successful black men go for whitey and leave the sisters subjecated
I think that Barry ought to start wearing more fancy cufflinks and tie pins to prove he’s uppity.
Chet Kincaid: Yeah, this is clearly him going “Well LAH DI DAH, Miss Smarty McSmart pants!”
51dimes: “In a few weeks, Obama will be hiking the Appalachian Trail”
I like this new euphemism
Chet Kincaid: No offense to your superior picture captioning skills, sir, but the day that air quotes are considered funnier than 17 titty jokes is the day I leave Wonkette forever.
RedState title for story: Scary black-man president attacks nubile white women at Our (White) House.
problemwithcaring: It was nice knowin’ ya!
btw, your 17tittyjokes.com will fight right in with the 37signals and 43folders of the world.
Y’ALLZ HEADZ IN THE GUTTER1!~ =HOOSAYN IS WATING FOR A PASS FROM SARAHPALIN^69!!!USA!11
Chet Kincaid: Fuck your fat mother. (In air quotes, though.)