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Barack Obama Attacks Departing Staffer

by Jim Newell

3:50 pm July 6, 2009

The Official White House Caption on this shocking Pete Souza photo reads, “President Barack Obama jokingly reacts to news that staffer Nora Becker will be leaving to pursue a joint MD and PhD in healthcare economics during the White House staff picnic on the South Lawn, June 26, 2009.” Eh, looks to us like he’s just cold lungin’ for two handfuls of Smarty McCollegey. [White House Flickr/Pete Souza]

{ 76 comments }

Barrett808 July 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Teh coons iz attackin our white wimminz!

forgracie July 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm

MMMMMmmmm, doughy white woman breasts…

norbizness July 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm

In the words of Del tha Funkee Homosapien: “You gotta wash yo ass, if you must / You gotta wash yo hair, if you must / You gotta brush yo teeth, if you must / Or else you’ll be funk-ay”

CollegeStudent July 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm

“No, don’t touch me there”

Or

No, don’t. Touch me THERE.”

slappypaddy July 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm

THE VOODOO SPELL! THE EVIL EYE! RUN! HIDE! O GOD SAVE US, PLEEZE!

AnnieGetYourFun July 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Huh. I’d like to be smart enough to have the option to leave a job with the Obama administration to puruse my MD/PhD. Then again, I’m barely sober enough to leave my bedroom to go to the bathroom, so… well, good on her, is my point.

ManchuCandidate July 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm

[re=355906]Barrett808[/re]:
Where the White Women at?

SayItWithWookies July 6, 2009 at 3:59 pm

President Obama prepares to demonstrate his “freaky Vulcan mind-meld” on a willing subject.

Extemporanus July 6, 2009 at 4:00 pm

Looks like our Prez is pursuing a couple of ‘Ds’ as well.

BigDupa July 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm

“M-D or P-h-D? How bought you work dees nuts, librarian vanilla lady?”

Smoke Filled Roommate July 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm

Zombiebama’s obviously going for brains..

CollegeStudent July 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm

[re=355910]norbizness[/re]: “It’s important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team”
A Del reference on the Wonkette give me a momentary reprive from my unfounded fears of an East Coast bias

Atheist Nun July 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm

‘What are you? About a C-cup? AAAA-WHOOOO-GAH! HONK! HONK!‘

Obama can clownishly honk my boobz, anytime.

takes12no1 July 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm

“oh, you are wearing THAT blue dress….purchased from someone named mlewinsky69″ off ebay you say….”

lmj July 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm

No time for stale liberal spoofs of stale reactionary 19th century racial slurs, sheeples.

This is serious. The muslin diktador has moved from the evil eye, to serious full-on cold spelling on people. We are not safe. Combined with the Bidenhug, this could hypnotize all of our remaining patriots.

gurukalehuru July 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm

I know we’re like totally not supposed to say this, but I’d hit it.

hobospacejunkie July 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm

My wife’s brother has a PhD & MD and now researches uterine cancer. If this woman is as intelligent as my brother-in-law she will contribute great things to humanity. More so perhaps since she isn’t a wingtard politically like my relation. How someone so book smart can be so dumb/selfish politically is beyond me, but now I can point to this woman at the next family gathering & show said brother-in-law that it’s OK for super-intelligent people to care about their fellow humans. Thank you, Wonkette.

Monsieur Grumpe July 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm

[re=355911]CollegeStudent[/re]:
One from the vault…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwivHPit22A

The Legend of TeaBagger Vance July 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Obama sayz: “Love me some white meat. S’long as there’s hot sauce.”

Woodwards Friend July 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Richard Cohen just would not care for that woman wearing a sleevless shirt in the background. What a whore.

Jonny Lieberman July 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm

We elected Screamin’ Jay Hakwins as POTUS?

ironic_avatar July 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm

“SERIOUSLY…its this big…”

lizard scum July 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Look at those women in the background staring at Obama longingly. I bet they wish he was just cold lungin’ for two handfuls of them.

WickedWitch July 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm

[re=355951]Jonny Lieberman[/re]: I like that reference. I put a spell on yew….

azw88 July 6, 2009 at 4:13 pm

You can go off to school, but those tits stay right here with me!

Rukasu July 6, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Caption contest for this one:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/3683215583/

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend July 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm

So, there’s a job opening?

** dusts off resume **

dementor July 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm

“Hey, look at me everybody. I’m Bill Clinton!”

liquiddaddy July 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm

boogity boogity!

WIDTAP July 6, 2009 at 4:24 pm

How come we never get to see any pictures of Obama making out with Reese Whitherspoon in the Oval Office?

takes12no1 July 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm

[re=355962]Rukasu[/re]: The POTUS…starring in “Weekend at Bernies 2: Palin/McCain 2012″

CrunchyKnee July 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm

[re=355909]forgracie[/re]: Weren’t doughy white woman breasts recalled last week?

eclecticbrotha July 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Barack was just about to get a double scoop and Michelle strolls by…

Lord Growing July 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm

“And the tiger was all, ‘RAAWWWWR!’ and Galifianakis freaked out! He ran into the other room, and he wasn’t wearing any pants! I can’t believe you haven’t seen it yet…”

BlueStateLibtard July 6, 2009 at 4:35 pm

You dummies! She’s got a fistful of kryptonite in her hands!!!

Airborne Toxic Event July 6, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Poof! Say goodbye to that Indonesian birth certificate.

Country Club Jihadi July 6, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Well, excuuuuuuse me. Let me turn my head and cough.

WadISay July 6, 2009 at 4:45 pm

When Blackula attacks.

problemwithcaring July 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm

[re=355955]lizard scum[/re]: Srsly! Their looks of adoration just don’t seem real. I mean, why aren’t they bowing or at least averting their eyes?

problemwithcaring July 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=355976]WIDTAP[/re]: That was Angela Merkel.

Mumpedo July 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm

Is that Kal Penn off to the left there? By the look of O’Hopeys reaction, operation “Kumar” is a complete success.

Crazybroad July 6, 2009 at 4:51 pm

[re=355976]WIDTAP[/re]: Please tell me they are not making a third “Legally Blonde” movie. I would like to keep from clawing my eyes out — I want to keep viewing the POTUS Flicker stream.

[re=355962]Rukasu[/re]: WALNUTZ head explodes in 3…2…1…

[re=355942]gurukalehuru[/re]: You mean the POTUS, right?

glamourdammerung July 6, 2009 at 4:51 pm

He is just wanting to remember what she looks like so he can have her appearance on file in case he ever needs to copy her appearance while searching for John Connor.

Gorillionaire July 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm

That the current administration actually employed someone smart enough to pursue such heights is really quite reassuring to me. I would imagine that most of the previous administration’s staff was just joyously relieved to have finally finished that associate’s degree at Regent.

facehead July 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm

As if this needs a caption.

51dimes July 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm

This is just the start. In a few weeks, Obama will be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

WIDTAP July 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm

[re=356016]problemwithcaring[/re]: Funny, I always thought she flinched when a US President touched her.

WIDTAP July 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm

[re=356030]facehead[/re]: Who doesn’t enjoy a good rendition of “Vincent the Vegetable Vampire”?

problemwithcaring July 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm

[re=356037]WIDTAP[/re]: You only melt when held in Those Arms.

bago July 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Nobody has macked on the girl in red in the background? I’m disappointed.

Min July 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Why is that undercover narc arresting the president?

La Cieca July 6, 2009 at 5:06 pm

“Becker? I didn’t even…”

rocktonsammy July 6, 2009 at 5:06 pm

MR.PRESIDENT, I WOULD ENJOY A CIGAR, THANK YOU SIR.

you cannot be serious July 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm

He’s channeling Fred Sanford: “This is the big one, Elizabeth.”

LittlePig July 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm

[re=355962]Rukasu[/re]: Woah! Biden doing the full geezer in that one.

SayItWithWookies July 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

[re=356037]WIDTAP[/re]: Nope — first thing she did was ask him for a massage.

rocktonsammy July 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

[re=356044]bago[/re]:

HELL YA, I’D HIT THAT!

Mr Blifil July 6, 2009 at 5:14 pm

“I promise, if you let me stare at them long enough, they’ll grow 2 cup sizes.”

bitchincamaro July 6, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Two questions:

1. Why is the dress blue?
2. Why is she wearing clothes?

ivenson July 6, 2009 at 5:26 pm

[re=355962]Rukasu[/re]: That picture gets funnier the longer I look at it. Biden closed-eyed chuckling in the background is priceless.

Lazy Media July 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Hmmm, it looks like he’s talking about the Jello pudding and the hum and the haw and all that kinda stuff.

TGY July 6, 2009 at 5:30 pm

BLACK MAN IN WHITE HOUSE MAKING SCARY FACES…IS SCARY!

Chet Kincaid July 6, 2009 at 5:35 pm

So then Barack says, ” ‘Oh, I’m too smart for the white house, Mr. President, I’m going for my MBA and MD in brain surgery.’ Well don’t let the secret service hit your ass on the way out.”

I mean really, the look of disgust on Barry’s face combined with the universal basketball player’s “I have not committed a foul” gesture communicates ZERO sexual tension between these two.

I usually love the wonk-comment-snark, but you guys are some lazy motherfuckers.

Okied July 6, 2009 at 5:44 pm

[re=355962]Rukasu[/re]: Obama: “Hey John, remember when you called me ‘that one?’ That was classic, John. No hard feelings, right buddy?”

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 6, 2009 at 6:33 pm

“You will accept socialize medicine, you will accept socialize medicine.”

whenPUMAsattack July 6, 2009 at 8:28 pm

Someone’s goin hoggin’

Edywin July 6, 2009 at 8:28 pm

“You are telling me you can make those things jump like Carmen Miranda’s?”

Bruno July 6, 2009 at 10:01 pm

This once again shows that successful black men go for whitey and leave the sisters subjecated

Bruno July 6, 2009 at 10:03 pm

I think that Barry ought to start wearing more fancy cufflinks and tie pins to prove he’s uppity.

AxmxZ July 6, 2009 at 10:06 pm

[re=356105]Chet Kincaid[/re]: Yeah, this is clearly him going “Well LAH DI DAH, Miss Smarty McSmart pants!”

Bruno July 6, 2009 at 10:06 pm

[re=356034]51dimes[/re]: “In a few weeks, Obama will be hiking the Appalachian Trail”

I like this new euphemism

problemwithcaring July 6, 2009 at 10:34 pm

[re=356105]Chet Kincaid[/re]: No offense to your superior picture captioning skills, sir, but the day that air quotes are considered funnier than 17 titty jokes is the day I leave Wonkette forever.

LoweredPeninsula July 7, 2009 at 5:12 am

RedState title for story: Scary black-man president attacks nubile white women at Our (White) House.

Chet Kincaid July 7, 2009 at 8:35 am

[re=356280]problemwithcaring[/re]: It was nice knowin’ ya!

btw, your 17tittyjokes.com will fight right in with the 37signals and 43folders of the world.

sarahconnor July 7, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Y’ALLZ HEADZ IN THE GUTTER1!~ =HOOSAYN IS WATING FOR A PASS FROM SARAHPALIN^69!!!USA!11

problemwithcaring July 7, 2009 at 10:08 pm

[re=356412]Chet Kincaid[/re]: Fuck your fat mother. (In air quotes, though.)

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