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Got plans this week? Yes you do! You are going to this thing, the “Defeat Sotomayor” Road Show, sponsored by anti-abortion nut Randall Terry’s “Operation Rescue.” No abortions allowed here! The main event will feature this alien cyborg shooting silly string at all the pregnant ladies, as a blessing. (Before killing them all!) [ThinkProgress]
could this be considered a death threat against a federal judge?
The ghost of Michael Jackson will get you for that alt text, Newell.
WTF? Randall Terry’s Phantom of the Opera?
It’s about damn time that we had a Zombie-American on the Supreme Court.
slappypaddy:
Well, he got away with targeting doctors.
Aw, piss. I would go to the rally in front of the Supreme Court on Sunday afternoon, but I will be a huddled hungover sack of shit on a bus returning from New York at that time. Be sure Riley takes lots of pictures.
Another subtle message from Mr. Terry. Hopefully the FBI will get off its ass this time.
So where is Randall Terry right *now?* Pittsburgh, perhaps?
ghost of Michael Jackson
Oxymoron.
Maria needs Randall Terry like she needs a hole in the head.
Randall Terry: Sick fuck, or sickest fuck ever?
Sotomayor is like the Buddha and Shiva combined.
VIDEO OF SONIA
You think you’re alive and safe, but you’re already dead!
Everybody, you, him, Fred Hiatt, Barney the Dinosaur…
(she gestures at the furries and Paultards behind the mirror)
everybody… you’re all f***ing dead!
RANDALL
I see. Let’s go back now to what you were saying
about these pro-abortion terminator judging-machines. You told me
how fiery-tempered they are. Now you think they don’t exist?
CLOSE ON SONIA. Her voice sounds hollow.
SONIA
They don’t exist. I see that now.
Randall leans back, studying her. Toying with her.
RANDALL
But you’ve told me on many occasions about how
you crushed one in a hydraulic press.
SONIA
If I had, there would have been some evidence.
They would have found something at the courthouse.
RANDALL
I see. So you don’t believe anymore that the
company covered it up?
Sarah shakes her head no.
I think the nasal bones sticking out of the rotting zombie Sotomayor head are anatomically incorrect. Is that a wingnut photoshop, or a liberal spoof of a wingnut photoshop? I dislike incompetence, and my vote next election will depend upon the answer.
Randall Terry is just sad that his favorite yiffing partner, Scott “Loonyfur” Roeder won’t be able to make the confurence this year.
To be fair, there was some argument at last year’s confurence about whether Randall’s aborted fetus costume actually qualifies him as a furry. Apparently he tacked on some kitty ears so he could get in on a technicality.
Many senators use pro-life rhetoric to seduce us; they get our money, our volunteer labor, and our votes. But once an election is over, they discard us like an embarrassing mistress…
To use an example a lot of Repubs can relate to. Or he could have said, they turn us over like a page.
Randall Terry needs to get a uterus.
It looks like the artwork is by the same asshole who did the watermelon patch in front of the whitehouse.
I guess Mr. Terry is tired of small-time murders of doctors and now wants to play with in the assassination big leagues.
I hope the FBI and the Secret Service respond accordingly.
I did not click through to the Think Progress link. That is a genuine wingnut photoshop. And looks like they stuck a thigh bone in for her nasal bone. I guess a knowledge of anatomy is skating a tad too close to the thin ice of evolution for them.
Sorry for my asinine Very Serious Concern Troll Spoof FAIL. I beg forgiveness.
alt text for the FT-MF-W!!!
lmj: They need to take lessons from the Iranians about using Photoshop for your propaganda needs.
I haven’t protested for a few weeks now- maybe I should go to the court- and wear my Obama shirt.
I would say the obvious, that the woman-hating Randall Terry needs to get laid, but I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. The being laid by Randall Terry part, that is.
Wait, didn’t we all learn from Mark Sandford that wise Latina women were hawt! Doesn’t Randall Terry appreciate that hawt? Or only when they are brain dead?
Ooooo! Finally, the anti-abortion road show & music revue is here. I hope Neil does his “pound-a -donkey-while-pounding-a-banjo” schtick - ’cause it just won’t be an Anti-Abortion Revue without it…
lmj: Wingnuts can’t distinguish between “there” and “their” or “your” and “you’re.” And you expect them to know anatomy AND Photoshop?
I thought it would be easier to just photoshop her feasting on a fetus