Sarah Palin 'Not Taking The Quitter's Way Out'

Some of us have been on vacation since Wednesday, at the delightful Beach, but how could we miss Sarah Palin's latest cosmic sack o' lies and demons and terror? Watch her "I'm going to resign because governing a state is hard when you have absolutely no interest in governing a state" speech, it is packed with funnies. We are sobbing. There are evilmonstersscreeching in the background. And Piper's feet itch! [ YouTube ]