SARAH PALIN RESIGNS
Come on, we are supposed to be celebrating AMERICA this July 4th Weekend, but of course with Sarah Palin, it's all about Sarah Palin. So she has RUINED our Independence Day by announcing that she's quitting the governor's job (boring!) and handing over power to the lieutenant governor, and this apparently means she's running for the GOP nomination for PRESIDENT (we just elected one!) in 2012, the end? Probably not. [ Fox News / CNN ]