THIS IS WHAT LIFE'S LIKE AT GITMO  1:50 pm July 2, 2009

Here’s Ann Coulter Saying ‘Senator Norm Coleman’ Again and Again, For No Reason

by Ken Layne

Watching this weirdly edited video clip makes us feel like we just downed a coffee mug full of Liquid Vicodin, but perhaps you people will get something deeper, or maybe your heads will explode, just like poor Al Franken’s … or, Senator Al Franken’s head, right? [The Connecticut Forum]

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Come here a minute July 2, 2009 at 1:53 pm

Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken. Senator Al Franken.

Larry Fine July 2, 2009 at 1:58 pm

She sure got some skinny looking chicken legs

Naked Bunny with a Whip July 2, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Can we wire Ann’s mouth shut again? I know her jaw isn’t broken or anything, but please, anyway?

Vanity Smurf July 2, 2009 at 2:00 pm

What the Senate needs is more former SNL cast members. Imagine if you will Senator Steve Martin, Senator Jane Curtain, Senator Eddie Murphy, and Senator Chevy Chase. Dan Ackroyd is Canadian, but he could reprise his Fred Garvin character in Washington anytime.

Serolf Divad July 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm

A more enjoyable Coulter vs. Franken video here.

TeddyS July 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm

As always, she is misspoke. The phrase she was searching for, as her adam’s apple bobbed wildly, was FORMER Senator Norm Coleman.

SayItWithWookies July 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm

That’s art. I can tell because I don’t know what it means.

CrunchyKnee July 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm

That dude is skinny.

finallyhappy July 2, 2009 at 2:04 pm

So what was Coulter’s name before the sex reassignment surgery?

wrytoast July 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=353378]Vanity Smurf[/re]: President Garrett Morris

Min July 2, 2009 at 2:06 pm

I’ll bet she’s not even a natural blonde.

freakishlystrong July 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm

[re=353369]Come here a minute[/re]: Sounds good dunnit it! Mann is a crazy bitch, also.

orange July 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm

She sounds like she just drank whole cream w/ that voice.

oh, that’s an ad hominem attack, of which conservatives do not participate.

Joshua Norton July 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm

I just think it’s hysterical that instead of SNL doing skits about the screw-ups in government they’ve getting cast members to go directly to the source as one of the participants.

It was only a matter of time, I guess. Better a professional comedian than the amateur clowns that are currently taking up residence there.

The Cold Sea July 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm

That Coulter dude has a big dick and rack of balls to go with it. Oh, wait….not a man?

S.Luggo July 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=353381]Serolf Divad[/re]: I thought that Franken was trying to take a Boston creme pie out of that bag. Disappointed.

bored with gravity July 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=353377]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: I volunteer to break it. And wire it shut, also.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=353381]Serolf Divad[/re]: Thanks for the link – that piece gives context to Coulter’s retarded debate style, as in, “oh, I don’t have a rational response to my opponent who just showed what a complete stupid cunt I am, Senator Norm Coleman.”

Gorillionaire July 2, 2009 at 2:13 pm

[re=353378]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Senator Jon Lovitz? I am so there.

octupletsmom July 2, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Miss MANNers should have one of those etiquette columns.

Naked Bunny with a Whip July 2, 2009 at 2:17 pm

@bored with gravity: That’s sexist! Unless you volunteer to break a guy’s jaw, too, like Beck’s or Limbaugh’s.

GDTRFB July 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm

I can’t work any more after watching that clip. Out of Office message is turned on in 3….2…..1…..time to get loaded with my secretary.

mookworthjwilson July 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm

[re=353400]Joshua Norton[/re]: Franken should freak everyone out and conduct all business doing his Sen. Paul Simon impersonation.

Obamaton July 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm

[re=353396]Min[/re]: I didn’t know that harpies had a “natural” hair color, I thought the whole point was to be supernatural.

Hooray For Anything July 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Add some weird background noise and that video could be a new remix of “Revolution #9″

dijetlo July 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Annie sometime forgets she is just the zoo keeper for the far right and her expertise only extends as far as tossing them red meat and getting them exercised from time to time. She should have known better than to argue with Al Franken, who has a big ol’ brain and doesn’t mind beating you to a bloody pulp with it.
We can all be reassured that none of Annies readers understood any of that exchange and as a result still believe she’s smart, which is in it’s own way totally factual. If you have and IQ of 60, someone with an IQ of 70 seems brilliant.

putinontheritz July 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Wow. That video is like malaria pills. Ann Coulter is the face of malaria. End malaria.

Manos: Hands of Fate July 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Al’s lucky he got out of these w/o turning into stone. He must have been looking at her in a mirror.

RoscoePColtraine July 2, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=353417]dijetlo[/re]: Oh, you just had to and talk IQ scores, huh. Fuckin elitist.

iantenna July 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm

i would love to see the inner-workings of her mind where she reconciles that claim that conservatives are polite all the while being a completely disrespectful, impolite bitch to her fellow panelist.

bored with gravity July 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm

[re=353410]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: But SHE’S A MAN, BABY.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff July 2, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Why was she making fun of the way white people talk?

user-of-owls July 2, 2009 at 2:38 pm

[re=353381]Serolf Divad[/re]:

Ann Coulter=moron
“Enjoyable Ann Coulter Clip”=oxymoron

Cicada July 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Conservatives listen politely, and liberals heckle. That is why liberals are AWESOME.

Naked Bunny with a Whip July 2, 2009 at 2:43 pm

@bored with gravity: Sorry, I don’t really do the transgender jokes. I have no desire to think about Ann Coulter’s genitalia in any context.

sarahconnor July 2, 2009 at 2:49 pm

That’s Senator Paul Wellstone, bee-yatch.

DoktorZoom July 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm

[re=353381]Serolf Divad[/re]: For what it’s worth, I challenge anyone to read Tom Friedman’s 12/26/01 column and find anything that even be paraphrased as blaming “20 years of relentless attacks by muslim extremists on ‘religious fundamentalists of any stripe’” (which isn’t even good grammar). On the other hand, factual evidence is apparently boring.

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Between Coulter, Beck, Hannity and Jonah Goldberg, I’m thinking there is a gigantic, untreated, outbreak of syphilis in the GOP.

Except that would mean that they have been nude together…, ew.

Carrie_Okie July 2, 2009 at 2:57 pm

President Al Gore was very upset by this, that’s who. Also.

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm

[re=353381]Serolf Divad[/re]: For old times sake:

Iko July 2, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Extemporanus July 2, 2009 at 3:04 pm

I liked “Between Two Ferns” much better when Zach Galifianakis was the host.

dijetlo July 2, 2009 at 3:13 pm

[re=353424]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Well, what else explains it? We both know she’ll sell more coloring books because of this, even though Franken called her a liar and then proved it (in the extended video), leaving her to simply repeat the name of the King of the Lizard people.
I remember a day when the stupid people knew they were stupid and kept their mouths shut for fear of being exposed as simpletons. It was all the liberal “self-empowerment” chatter that brought this on. 300 million self actualized retards running amok, I hope they’re happy.

Guppy06 July 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm

[re=353378]Vanity Smurf[/re]: I agree, if only to get them to stop making movies.

norbizness July 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm

If I choose not to watch the clip, I still have made a choice.


Guppy06 July 2, 2009 at 3:29 pm

[re=353426]iantenna[/re]: She reconciles it when she gets her latest check from her publishers. Don’t you ever watch The Boondocks?

Neilist July 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm

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Oh, and a DISGRACE to Cross-Dressers EVERYWHERE.

engulfedinflames July 2, 2009 at 3:38 pm

cunt, kunt, cooter, cunter,kounter,coulter. golly! if she was one tiny bit as smart as she thinks she is I would treat her with respect and admiration.Its almost a shame she’ll die alone and unloved. oh well.

Mr Blifil July 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm

What does that mean?

Mr Blifil July 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm

[re=353378]Vanity Smurf[/re]: The tragedy is that we’ll never get to see Michael O’Donoghue as SecDef.

HedonismBot July 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Gaaawwdd but she is a horrible, wicked person. How did the Republicans manage to corner the market on scary and evil women?

imissopus July 2, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=353500]norbizness[/re]: You can choose from ready guides in some celestial void…

I love this “conservatives listen politely but the liberals are the ones who heckle and call people names” meme. I’ve seen it all over the place, from Andrew Breitbart to some old guy on Open Salon who I once pissed off so much you could almost hear him sputtering in his reply. It’s an utterly ridiculous meme, as anyone who has ever spent two minutes watching Bill O’Reilly or Sean Hannity can attest. Or heard the crowd’s reaction to McCain’s concession speech when he mentioned Obama’s name. Or any of his and Snowbilly’s rallies last fall.

It’s all part of the conservatives’ self-pity, victimhood thing. Oh, we wanted to have a nice polite debate, but see what the libs with their heckling have FORCED us to become!

Also this seems like a good time to link to this oldie but goodie:

DustBowlBlues July 2, 2009 at 4:01 pm

“Ann Coulter is nasty tempered clown who hogs the spotlight while she spews hate-filled blather meant to promote her books.”
There. I said it.

No more debates. No more panels. Coulter is meaningless, except to a shrinking pool of wackos who probably beat off to her videos. Really, man or woman? Who the fuck knows what this asshole is?

Jukesgrrl July 2, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Perhaps Rep. Sally Kern could propose a resolution against Coulter, because whatever that is, Jesus is not down with it.

The Schadenfried PAC July 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm

[re=353454]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Christ, I’m trying to eat here!

doloras July 2, 2009 at 5:05 pm

You see, I always thought the “Tranny Coulter” jokes were mean and insulting to all actual transsexual women, until I heard Coulter’s voice and then I realised wow, they might have a point.

President Beeblebrox July 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm

We all know how polite conservative audiences are. Why, the McCain/Palin rally crowds were a veritable unicorn’s breakfast of polite, racially tolerant, progressive folks.

Perrys Mollycoddler July 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm

60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60!!!!

TGY July 2, 2009 at 5:45 pm


proudgrampa July 2, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Coulter is a dick.

lawrenceofthedesert July 2, 2009 at 6:01 pm

I wrote a Memorial Day blog applauding our country’s civilian review of the military; the conservative response was to threaten me physically. They responded to a recent water rate increase by threatening the lives of the water agency board members. So much for manners! Current conservatism seems embedded in pro-social aggression, behavior often exhibited by jailbirds and biker gangs. Coulter is merely a media raven and seems to be getting thinner — not enough liberal roadkill, I guess.

Udargo July 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Coulter’s problem has nothing to do with gender or genitals or the diameter of her thighs or anything else. It’s the same problem Limbaugh, Beck, O’Reilly and Hannity have: she’s an obnoxious 13-year-old trapped in the body of an adult. “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!”

Neilist July 2, 2009 at 6:52 pm

[re=353528]imissopus[/re]: If there was ANY justice in the world, the author of “I Fucked Ann Coulter In The Ass” would have gotten the Nobel Prize for Literature a long, long time ago.

And said title would have been made into a movie.

By Michael Bay.


“Transformers II” is about Ann’s sex change operation?!?

Never mind.

19kevin8 July 2, 2009 at 10:48 pm

[re=353688]Neilist[/re]: It was called “Nailin’ Palin” and the scene with Coulter was the last in the movie. You know, the one that no one ever watches because they already, um, came to do what they had to do?

greywindz July 3, 2009 at 1:08 am

I don undrstand…is she in love?

Can O Whoopass July 3, 2009 at 1:59 am

Here’s Ann Coulter Saying, ‘Penis’, ‘Penis’, ‘Penis’ Again and Again, For No Reason.

Oops, NOT.

GreenHalo July 3, 2009 at 5:59 am

Jesus of Nazareth, it isn’t rocket science. Regardless of whatever gross anatomical “reassignment” cut-and-paste work this thing has had, every single nucleate cell in its body carries the stamp of authenticity. XX, XY, XXY, no way in hell X or YY. It really is that simple. Maybe it was born kind of blurry, like the other model-actress everyone wonders about (or pretends to wonder about — bag open, cats everywhere, sorry about that), and maybe someone flipped a coin and treated it accordingly, who knows. Who cares? But it isn’t a fucking mystery in either case.

The important thing is that we’re dealing with the Bearded Lady in the carnival sideshow, with a side order of “kill the Homeland’s enemies. Give it four bits and it will pretend that all liberals should die in a terrorist fire. That’s basically what’s at stake every time it opens its pie-hole in front of a video camera.

artbot2000 July 3, 2009 at 4:24 pm


He’s dead, but nice idea anyway.

artbot2000 July 3, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=353638]Perrys Mollycoddler[/re]:

Well, they waited until Byrd and Kennedy were both dying, so in a sense they’ve gotten their money’s worth.

But one thing must be said. This thing spent its college years trying to ruin the lives of tenured faculty with programs of constant, vicious harassment. That it has the gall to whine about being laughed at in public (wow, that’s so harsh) and bullshit people about how conservatives are POLITE is… well, what’s another lie?

The truth: Senator Al Franken.

artbot2000 July 3, 2009 at 4:41 pm

“Once I decided not to run for re-election, I also felt that to embrace the conventional Lame Duck status in this particular climate would just be another dose of politics as usual, something I campaigned against and will always oppose,” Palin said in a statement released by her office.

ummmmKAY, now who can make sense out of THAT? Don’t everybody shout at once.

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