Wonkette
- If you thought Marion Barry could dance, think again! Because Al Sharpton is nimble as a ballerina. [Michelle Malkin]
- With all its student loans and Mongolian hordes of credit card debt, California is having a hard time paying the bills! But that hasn’t stopped the California State Legislature from jerkin’ the gherkin and debating into the wee hours about COW TAILS and other issues concerning cow anatomy, like, for example, why they have tails and we don’t? Sounds like a job for a new ad-hoc committee! Oh dear, Arnold Schwarzenegger IST SEHR ANGRY. [Hit & Run]
- Andrew Sullivan, his keyboard still dipped in Hezbollah green, continues to blog for freedom, in his bathrobe. And just like everyone else who fights the Man, Andrew Sullivan listens to the hip-hop. Behold: the KRS-One of Iran. Woop-Woop! [Andrew Sullivan]
- A few deeply concerned Republican lawmakers held an intervention for Michele Bachmann, because they were justifiably worried all the paint huffing was taking its toll. But who are you going to listen to, Michele? These Republican faggots, or Alex Jones? [HuffPost]
- The other day we reported that Matt Yglesias was writing a blog about all the fun he was having reading Infinite Jest. Well looky here! The game is the same, but the rules have changed! [Read Infinite Jest Until Ken Layne's Book Is Published]
I think its funny Bachman and Franken will be part of the same delegation. They will not be able to avoid each other.
“A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy…”
Mind you Hamlet is just praising some dead dude whose head he is literally holding in his hand. Gross.
Good luck with the book, Ken. You are excellent, and certainly very fancy.
I’m down wit da west-coast Cali (just like noted California drifter/serial-killer Ken Layne) - so fuk dat KRS-One east-coast shizznit, I’m waitin’ for the ‘NWA of Iran’ cuz I’m comin’ STRAIGHT OUTTA CAHRIQH MUTHAFUKA!!.
Bachmann is such a senseless census censor.
I’m with Bachmann on this one: this census nonsense can only end badly. I foresee an unhappy ending to it all where a woman runs into the room screaming “Mr Chambers… don’t get on that ship… the rest of the book ‘To Serve Man’… it’s a cookbook.”
Goddamned bitch stole my rhythm.
Poor Michele Bachmann. She was hot on the trail of the skeleton key to the Gemstone File:
*ACORN = Illuminati front group
*Barack Obama = clone made from Mohammad’s DNA, recovered from da Vinci’s Masonic vault
*census = insidious data-mining program aimed at obtaining conditioning info for reconstructing Minnesotans into cyber-Marxist zombies
And then other, sane-ish Republicans hadda go and ruin everything by pointing out how stupid it was. Enjoy your new lives as Muslin-hive-mind nodes, everybody!
Yo yo yo! That Persian rapper chick is da muthafuckin’ hijab!
Wait! Ken Layne is a writer?
Lynn Westmoreland was horrified when he heard about Michelle Bachmann`s intransigence because he`s preeetttty sure filling in the census is one of them Ten Commandments.
Speaking of Al Sharpton, have you seen him as a teenaged preacher man-child, handing James Brown an award, on Soul Train? HMMM??? HMMM????
There are many horrific images that haunt my more nightmarish dreams. The image of Al Sharpton in a tutu has never been one of them.
Until now.
Now now, Riley, no need to drop the fag-bomb. In these circles, I believe the term you were looking for was “Republican off-cuts-of-pork meatballs”.
choinski: “I think its funny Bachman and Franken will be part of the same delegation. They will not be able to avoid each other.”
He’s smart enough to push her to do something even dumber, all willing. She’s derivative, not creative enough to be a Coulter. If she keeps feeding off Ron Paul and Alex Jones, something’s going to go horribly awry for her, and I can’t wait.
I am fine with Bachmann and all republicans declining to take the census. I think we should let them run with the boycott.
I would also like her to stop taking stupid facebook quizzes, and becoming a fan of the stupidest shit on earth. Michelle Bachmann is a fan of teabagging george w bush? Yeah, we knew that already.
Michele Bachmann sent the crazy eye to Glenn Beck? Duh!
iwillsavethispatient: Mr. Brain is a particularly good faggot, but Mr. Doody (pictured here) seems to be more into the beaver…
But who are you going to listen to, Michele? These Republican faggots, or Alex Jones?
^That is pure genius. And I hope she never listens to anyone ever, because her crazy warms my soul at night.
Bearbloke: Are we even speaking the same goddamn language as these people? A “faggot” is a bundle of sticks, people, not food!
Now Jenny Sanford says she would forgive Mark -in another pathetic statement. They deserve each other. Mark can now do whatever he wants because Jenny is a dishrag. Thank goodness, I am not a good Christian wife.
Say nothing bad of California. We have drugs.
magic titty: Truly magicial Mr. Titty. I completely forgot about the heavy moustache stage of Black history. I am remembering the tiny tickles and all my cares are forgotten.Thank you.
Michele Bachmann’s Census Opposition Worries will single-handedly destroy the GOP.
There, I fixed it.
chascates: I didn’t know Ken was a waiter. Where does he work? I’ll give him a good tip.
Sorry. Still learning the htmlz. Someone wanna cue me in on the strikeout function?? Should read: Michele Bachmann will single-handedly destroy the GOP.
finallyhappy: but will Jenny provide Mark with the dirty sinful ANAL SEX that he now flys to his Argentine strumpet for?
I think I saw Andrew Sullivan at 2008 Provincetown Bear Week.
Crazybroad: No - Only us Socialist-Fascist-Kenyan-Indonesian-Secret-Muslin elitist Terrorists can use that function. So go away, you non-Latina non-racist!
finallyhappy:I would love to see them spouting bible babble at each other on a reality show.
Scrodd: But Sully never, ever got laid, so he won’t be back to ruin this year’s fun’n'games…
Bearbloke: No, I’m pretty sure I saw him in an anal sex conga line. He wasn’t the locomotive or the caboose, he was one of the dozen Lucky Pierres…
Maybe it was Cheney’s daughter I saw. I smoked a lot of Northern Lights while antiquing that day.
SmutBoffin: Sounds more like a modern Doctor Who episode. Perhaps this year’s Xmas Special when David Tennant’s doctor morphs into the new doctor, Matt Smith? Where do you get your scoops?
iwillsavethispatient: Wait, but, Riley’s, um….and you know that Republicans are pretty, um…so he can…
….It’s like “my nigga” right?
Bearbloke: Scrodd: OMG Andrew Sullivan is a ghey?!? But he’s so masculine! Haven’t you seen his beard?