AND STAY OUT OF POLITICS!  6:20 pm July 1, 2009

Sarah Palin Should Just Make Exercise DVDs

by Ken Layne

She had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two ....Oh, there is more to the Runner’s World interview with Sarah Palin than a simple Q&A about the regrets of falling down on the jogging trail and the Secret Service keeping her vile secret. (Which, like everything uttered by Sarah Palin, is also a lie.) There’s a whole photo spread, with seven online pictures of Sarah lookin’ all perky and athletic and just cold mocking John McCain for being a crippled old man who can’t exercise at all:

“I used to joke around with John McCain during the campaign about coming jogging with me. And once I asked him what his favorite exercise was, and he said, ‘I go wading.’ Wading. He lives on a creek in Arizona, so he goes wading. That cracked me up.”

Hah! Probably the Viet Cong broke his bones or whatever, when he was a POW. Loser can’t even run now!

Sarah Palin: I’m a Runner [Runner's World Slideshow]

 
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putinontheritz July 1, 2009 at 6:24 pm

Why the hell didn’t she mention Runner’s World to Katie Couric?

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2009 at 6:26 pm

Wading is great exercise — it’s like bodysurfing — for people who can’t move.

(and I’m not even going to think about the level of faux outrage the McCain-Palin campaign could have generated over that statement had someone on the left said it).

Crow T. Robot July 1, 2009 at 6:27 pm

[re=352766]putinontheritz[/re]: Because she doesn’t read Runner’s World.

drrty martini July 1, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Goddamnit, I hate it when she looks foxy. Why can’t she just not speak?

DagNabbit July 1, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Goddamn she is fine.

Can you really blame the retards? (And no Sarah, not the StormTrigger)

Woodwards Friend July 1, 2009 at 6:28 pm

“I used to joke around with John McCain during the campaign about coming jogging with me.”

What an awesome sentence.

x111e7thst July 1, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Ken, are you implying that Gov Palin has a golden nose?

whenPUMAsattack July 1, 2009 at 6:29 pm

brb, fapping…

DagNabbit July 1, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Damn you Monster from Lake Placid and you’re unused vacation days! We needed YOU!

magic titty July 1, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Jesus. Here’s hoping her publicist/PR lady (Liz?) will angrily demand an apology to the troops, from Trig, for insulting women. And John McCain.

slappypaddy July 1, 2009 at 6:32 pm

Yes, she is cracked up, though she’s not all she is cracked up to be.

DagNabbit July 1, 2009 at 6:32 pm

[re=352772]drrty martini[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mladZy4OVRU

bfstevie July 1, 2009 at 6:33 pm

This is not the approved method for folding the American Flag when you’re done wrapping yourself in it.
http://www.runnersworld.com/photo/sarahpalin/slide7.html

Someone can expect a stern letter from the American Legion.

And, she forgot to thank the troops, also.

Gopherit July 1, 2009 at 6:34 pm

If John had only taken his running more seriously, maybe he wouldn’t have been a POW, right Sarah?

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 6:36 pm

Ohhh, now I get it. She hurt her hand when she Trigged while running.

Barry White Zombie July 1, 2009 at 6:36 pm

She must have had trouble deciding whether to pose with the kid or a wadded up US flag. Why not both?

Advocatus_Diaboli July 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm

It’s nice to see that Bible Spice is still relevant. In Runner’s [singular]World.

NoWireHangers July 1, 2009 at 6:38 pm

Oh MAH GAWD THAT GALLERY! GOLD! The PICTURES! AHHH!

In one photo she’s bending over coquettishly, giving Mr. Starburst a little taste of her runners bosom. Then there’s the one where she flaunts her pink running shoes and yogic flexibility. And the one where her hair is down and to the side and her legs are browner than her face. Oh and in the last picture she’s just cold leanin’ on the American Flag? Don’t they flog you for that in Texas?

“Sarah Palin” is performance art. Think about it.

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm

[re=352786]Gopherit[/re]: On the other hand, if he handed crash-landed in that lake, he might never have discovered the joys of wading.

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm

[re=352792]Extemporanus[/re]: “Hadn’t”, not “handed”. (Sorry—I Trigged and hurt my typing hand earlier today.)

Rumproast July 1, 2009 at 6:43 pm

You guys should really do a Blingee contest using her pin-up photos:

http://twitpic.com/8z7si

Chuck U. Farley July 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm

lol, lil’Trigglodyte you can’t shoot mommy in the face with just your finger!

shortsshortsshorts July 1, 2009 at 6:45 pm

[re=352786]Gopherit[/re]: HAHAHAHA. I need to comment more, here, BECAUSE OF YOU.

Mahousu July 1, 2009 at 6:46 pm

[re=352772]drrty martini[/re]: If you like those pictures, check out this one from Vanity Fair.

NoWireHangers July 1, 2009 at 6:46 pm

[re=352798]Rumproast[/re]: Of all the bling, I think I like the butterfly that morphs into “USA” the best. I’m also troubled, but not surprised, that a flag-wrapped cross stamp exists.

Min July 1, 2009 at 6:47 pm

She looks like a casually-dressed Carol Merrill, ready to show us all what’s behind Mountain #1.

timmy_the_tooth July 1, 2009 at 6:48 pm

I really hate when people exploit Trig for their own political means

http://www.runnersworld.com/photo/sarahpalin/home.html

Lord Growing July 1, 2009 at 6:48 pm

He actually grumbled, “This is fucking degrading.” But Sarah hears what she wants to hear.

iwillsavethispatient July 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm

[re=352791]NoWireHangers[/re]: Interesting proposal. A car can never be art, because art must have no purpose apart from being art.

Sarah Palin is art.

Incidentally, what is up those pictures – they look like they’ve photoshopped the background in afterwards. In fact, that one with the stroller has definitely got weird shadows/lighting going on.

Gopherit July 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm

[re=352791]NoWireHangers[/re]: OMG. Who knew black spandex would still show the hint of a moose knuckle? GAH!

Pilate July 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm

Photo spread = starburst.

John McCain’s worst act as presidential candidate was probably handing Palin a microphone, so we could no longer fantasize about America’s Hottest GILF.

Gopherit July 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm

[re=352802]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: TY shorts. Normally, I’d spend most of my snark on the chat, but no one is there, so wonkette gets my best today.

breepalin July 1, 2009 at 6:51 pm

[re=352803]Mahousu[/re]: Yes, that is the all-time best Sarah photo!

Biden Time July 1, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Goddamn, is she wearing pigtails in that last pic? Don’t answer that, I’m saying yes in my mind.

pink triangles July 1, 2009 at 6:54 pm

I bet that mooseknuckle ate that flag after the photoshoot. For the troops, of course.

Pilate July 1, 2009 at 6:54 pm

[re=352803]Mahousu[/re]: YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP UH HUH UH HUH.

populucious July 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm

I used to make fun of, you know, John McCain for being old like. “Come run with me..whatsa matter? Cong got your shoes?” I used to say to him, laughing and laughing, sometimes while Todd snapped him with a towel. And McCain used to joke back at me, it was so funny, he used to say “I will do everything within my power to destroy you…I’ll lose this election if I have to…” Ha! So funny. He’d act all mad, all vibrating like the old do you know. I laughed and laughed.

Rumproast July 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm

[re=352804]NoWireHangers[/re]: Yeah, the cross was a bizarre find. There were plenty of great choices in the 4th of July section there. I guess I should have added some starbursts.

hobospacejunkie July 1, 2009 at 6:57 pm

Cheesecake plus clichéd poses plus fuck me facial expressions plus using flag in disrespectful manner plus starburst boobie flash plus special needs child again used as political prop minus brain = one fucked up nasty skank.

Also, her head doesn’t look like it belongs on that body. Something is very wrong with this woman.

The Lucky Republican July 1, 2009 at 6:58 pm

Let’s not drag the Velvet Underground into all this sordidness, please!

chascates July 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm

The She-Wolf of the SS may have a future in exercise videos as long as she can follow a teleprompter. I can’t understand why we don’t have any YouTube clips of her sportscasting days.

nappyduggs July 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm

These pictures take me back to my experimental early 20′s and thus I imagine shoving my face into her zesty spandex jogging pants, all inside out and steaming as she tosses them ever so casually into the hamper. Unfortunately I then imagine that she has left poor Trig in the hamper (again) and they land on his head in a moment of comedic whimsy. Damn it. I was mighty close…..

CivicHoliday July 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm

She couldn’t for, you know, the sake of believability, tie her goddamn hair in a ponytail like all NORMAL female runners do when actually running? Instead she has to have her typical range of pageant queen hairdos on display in full vapid glory.

timmy_the_tooth July 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm

Did anyone notice in the last picture that the electrical outlet only has one of those childproof plugs in it?

What a horrible mother.

Pilate July 1, 2009 at 7:04 pm

“a lady who’s been blogging some mean comments about me.” Yes, who does that Daily Cosette think she is?

Atheist Nun July 1, 2009 at 7:06 pm

What with all this confused fapping over Sarah Palin? Haven’t we gone through this before? I thought the consensus was that she’s only mildly attractive when compared to the morbidly obese and not even worthy of a 3-minute hatefuck?

I recommend viewing at least 2 solid hours of professionally produced pornography, every day, until you all stop this “Palin’s a hawt GILF” tomfoolery.
(Reminder: She’s completely repulsive.)

hobospacejunkie July 1, 2009 at 7:07 pm

[re=352803]Mahousu[/re]: What is that horrid vampire thing next to frowny Snowturd? I’m beginning to understand WALNUTS!’ trollop comment.

Scandalabra July 1, 2009 at 7:07 pm

Wow. I just this minute finished digesting the entire 1,000,000 word VF piece, flicked over to Wonkette for a little palate cleansing and saw this pic. I am going to the ladies room to expectorate 100MB of Sarah Palin. I am done with her.

pat robertsons personal trainer July 1, 2009 at 7:08 pm

(1) i’m pretty sure a couple of those “stretches” were yoga-like. why does Sarah love socialism Hindus, and the communist Indians?
(2) those pants (in slides 1-5) make women 10% hotter than they actually are. if you look closely @ no. 2 a/k/a “Lakeside Wingnut With Nonprescription Glasses,” you can see Father Time (with the help of 17 litters of snowbillies) working magic.
(3) all that semi-high end gear and not a stitch of it made in U.S. ‘Merica. I used to wear and sing the praises of Asics (specifically the DS Trainer) until I realized they were made by the Trig Palins of the world and my decisions kept some guy in Boston from being able to catch a job with New Balance and send his kids to a half-decent school. Then again, manufacturing jobs with a living wage and good public schools are communist while Vietnamese sweatshops are “the free markets working.” so i might be wrong.

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm

[re=352803]Mahousu[/re]: Then you should love http://sturgeonface.com/.

OzoneTom July 1, 2009 at 7:13 pm

[re=352766]putinontheritz[/re]: Runner’s World IS included in “all of ‘em”.

Lorax July 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm

I’d just like the record to reflect that Sarah Homina-Homina is not wearing a wedding ring in any of these photos.

Maybe people take those off when they run. I have no idea, which may explain my ankle-brushing panniculus. Also.

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 7:15 pm

[re=352798]Rumproast[/re]: Nice job, Patriot!

Also, I’m printing out the original pics and making paper cut-out dolls for the special needs kids at the school next door.

Buzz Feedback July 1, 2009 at 7:18 pm

Why are the hawt ones always dumb/crazy/opposed to birth control? Governor, no one ever got pregnant from anal sex.

Also: Dewlap.

Potater July 1, 2009 at 7:18 pm

In b4 shitstorm from AK Muckraker.

lizard scum July 1, 2009 at 7:23 pm

I dislike runners, though I used to be one. I’m tired of good walks being ruined by freak health-fascists who think every trail is for their compulsive S&M aerobic training. I especially hate the sense of superiority I suspect they have for their perverse exercise fetish, which is a vice that should be outlawed.

Mr Blifil July 1, 2009 at 7:28 pm

If she’s so committed to taking good care of herself, why does she fly long roundtrip flights after her water breaks?

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 1, 2009 at 7:37 pm

Wading, Waterboarding. Is there really a difference as long as you are laughing at the poor sap in the water?

Smoke Filled Roommate July 1, 2009 at 7:37 pm

Can somebody photoshop Trig gasping for breath in the lake behind her? (Just another Palin oops!)

hobospacejunkie July 1, 2009 at 7:37 pm

[re=352841]lizard scum[/re]: Yeah, STOP RUNNING YOU OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE FREAKS. WALK FOR THE FUCKING JOY OF IT ALREADY.

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 7:44 pm

[re=352843]Mr Blifil[/re]: Hey. Did you see THIS COMMENT?

Blender July 1, 2009 at 7:44 pm

no cameltoe. rats.

El Pinche July 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm

It’s all about her isn’t it?
She’d shoot a PUMA from a helicopter, skin it, and make skin-blanket for her retarded offspring.

MMS July 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm

These are so going into my spank bank.

doxastic July 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm

[re=352798]Rumproast[/re]: Is that moose moonwalking?! Topical!

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm

[re=352847]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Is PolarTrig cold chillin’ on an iceberg close enough for you? If not, maybe I’ll desecrate one of the new pics…

boinggg July 1, 2009 at 7:51 pm

That’s right, stupid–stare into the camera and grin in every pic. Looks like a senior photo spread for Wasilla High. “Strangers with Candy” come to life.

El Pinche July 1, 2009 at 7:57 pm

[re=352813]Biden Time[/re]: Yes but apparently she hates America and our troops with that flag folded over that chair like some type of shit covered rag.
However, I’ll put my patriotism aside (just this once) and use those piggy tails to ride her salmon pouch like Jesus on a snowmachine.

Scandalabra July 1, 2009 at 7:57 pm

Breaking! In the latest issue of “Cummer’s World” Sarah gives her advice on how to deal with unwanted spunk, when to just go ahead and swallow and the true meaning of the term “The Wassilla Tortilla”.

Smoke Filled Roommate July 1, 2009 at 7:58 pm

[re=352855]Extemporanus[/re]: PolarTrig is great– now can you shrink the Trighead a little and put it in the lake? He has a Head Fit For Any Occasion. haha

Koolaid July 1, 2009 at 7:58 pm

i call BS on 98% of those quotes. If she was an actual runner, who cherished her hour run, I would like think she’d have a greater ability of introspection.

sagebrush July 1, 2009 at 7:58 pm

Ha, ha! She took being John McCain’s “running mate” literally.

Oldskool July 1, 2009 at 7:59 pm

She’s my VP of hawtness.

loquaciousmusic July 1, 2009 at 7:59 pm

There are seven pictures on that website, so I’ll be masturbating seven times.

iantenna July 1, 2009 at 8:07 pm

Sweat is my sanity.

and you, madame, are the thinking world’s insanity.

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 8:09 pm

[re=352864]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I challenge you to incorporate a different one of the Seven Deadly Sins each round, and then report back on which is the most “deadly.”

Mr. Spanky July 1, 2009 at 8:10 pm

I’m sorry my liberal comrades. But seeing that MILF bending and posing makes me want to stick my meat into her – hard!

My only questions are – does she suck dick and does she let the teeth get in the way?

Que miras, cabron! July 1, 2009 at 8:10 pm

Exercise DVDs? Wait, where is the picture of her manning the Wasila anti-aircraft weapon pointed toward Russia? Sorry, wrong exercise DVD pimp.

stolichnayaaa July 1, 2009 at 8:10 pm

This is a fairly transparent appeal for millions and millions of Photoshops. That is the reason for all of the hairdos and facial angles and also the unnatural studio-lighting applied to outdoor “candid” shots.

She will then rail against the pornographic ones just as people are starting to ignore her in favor of the elaborate, shrapnel-heavy demise of an 80′s celebrity.

So, get to work people, we all have a job to do.

shortsshortsshorts July 1, 2009 at 8:12 pm

In at least two of those photos she looks like Trig.

Rumproast July 1, 2009 at 8:15 pm

[re=352854]doxastic[/re]: That’s how I roll.

loquaciousmusic July 1, 2009 at 8:17 pm

[re=352866]Extemporanus[/re]: I’m writing from my masturbation session to report that, after seven full-on orgasmic interludes with those pictures, I am now prepared to vote Republican, state beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sarah Palin is the only person who can truly lead America, and drive myself to the hospital because my penis has come off in my hand.

In short, I have become Bill Kristol.

Paul Tardy July 1, 2009 at 8:19 pm

Wading can be dangerous, we waded into Vietnam, remember that. Now Iraq, that was more of a cannon ball into the shallow end.

BTW, she looks good, like a Governor should.

While we are on the subject, where is Wonkette’s live coverage of Anthrocon 2009 Pittsburgh Pa, happening right now! I figured Wonkette would be wall to wall Furries by now.

Mr Blifil July 1, 2009 at 8:20 pm

[re=352849]Extemporanus[/re]: You, sir, or madame, or both, are a desperately sick individual. I put them on my iPhone.

El Pinche July 1, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Can she please stop with the sexy librarian look and take off those stupid glasses?

If she really wants to appeal to republicans she should start dressing like a little boy.

Bentpost July 1, 2009 at 8:24 pm

Sarah Palin belongs in community theater.

eclecticbrotha July 1, 2009 at 8:24 pm

“I feel so crappy if I go more than a few days without running. I have to run. No matter how rotten I feel before or during a run, it’s always worth it to me afterwards. Sweat is my sanity.”

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

boinggg July 1, 2009 at 8:24 pm

I checked out the website of the photographer, Brian Adams. http://www.baphotos.com/ He’s a good one-shot portrait photographer, but the job called for someone who knows how to put together a photo story. He probably had Todd looking right over his shoulder giving advice when he was shooting, and that couldn’t have helped, either. He used a couple of the Palin shots in his online portfolio–what commercial photographer wouldn’t, given her notoriety? But he knows they’re not very good–hokey posing, overlit. The other stuff on his site is very good.

american mutt July 1, 2009 at 8:26 pm

This thread turned into something I’d find on Digg. There’s plenty of better porn out there boys! Get over Palin!

Neilist July 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm

I don’t believe it: 85 comments and no one has said . . .

Well, okay, I’ll fill the breach:

“I’d hit it.”

AutomaticPilot July 1, 2009 at 8:30 pm

Something is up with these pictures. On slide 6, why are her legs 10 times as tan as her hands and face? I bet she is wearing tan pantyhose just for the photo shoot.

smellyal8r July 1, 2009 at 8:31 pm

[re=352831]Scandalabra[/re]: WIN!

Neilist July 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Oh, and one more thing: The picture of the kid underscores the joke about the only difference between SP’s mouth and her vagina is that only one retarded thing has come out of the latter.

Terry July 1, 2009 at 8:34 pm

Who paid for that outfit?

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 1, 2009 at 8:39 pm

If she is a true Conservative, the porn outtakes will be released over the weekend.

boinggg July 1, 2009 at 8:47 pm

[re=352885]AutomaticPilot[/re]: Bet you’re right, support hose. After whelping all those young ‘uns, she’s bound to have some varicose veins.

wrytoast July 1, 2009 at 8:48 pm

[re=352772]drrty martini[/re]: I know what you mean. Would I vote for her? No. Would I put it in her butt: Most definitely!

Come here a minute July 1, 2009 at 8:48 pm

Try wading for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, you hillbilly grifter cunt.

BlueStateLibtard July 1, 2009 at 8:56 pm

And always the elegant command of the English language; ‘When I run, I’m totally incognito because I’m not wearing the trough full of makeup.”

facehead July 1, 2009 at 8:59 pm

If “exercise dvd” is wonkcode for porn, I’m in.

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 8:59 pm

[re=352876]Mr Blifil[/re]: I’ve got a doozy in the works. Two words: beaver shot.

Just have to wait for the wife to go to bed. Stay tuned…

mcc July 1, 2009 at 9:01 pm

David Letterman: Can’t make fun of Sarah Palin for any reason.

Sarah Palin: Can make fun of 72-year-old, disabled cancer survivors for their inability to engage in strenuous exercise.

DemmeFatale July 1, 2009 at 9:08 pm

BITCH!!!

Sheesh! What’s with all the wanking, guys?! (I know, I know, you can’t help it.)

Noonan July 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm

I smell some green screen shoop action.

I can tell by the pixels?

No, this is not Fark but yes, I had a few cockytails.

breepalin July 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm

I would love to see Cindy McCain’s response to Sarah’s joking taunts about McCain going running with her.

hobospacejunkie July 1, 2009 at 9:17 pm

[re=352856]boinggg[/re]: Looks like a senior photo spread for Wasilla High

Hey, I said that earlier, copycat! Great minds & etc.

jinxykb July 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm

Leaning against the American flag, strategically tossed on a bar stool behind her while holding a blackberry and wearing hotpants?? WTF? Oh yeah, nice cameltoe in photo 1. (Seems I don’t have anything nice to say….).

Smoke Filled Roommate July 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm

For all the fappers, I give you an age enhanced photo of Ms. Palin.
Hmmm, everything is Triggy in that family..

kdaddy July 1, 2009 at 9:40 pm

While I detest her body politic, I do so love her body physical.

Bruno July 1, 2009 at 9:43 pm

It would of course be a horrible aweful shame if Walnuts accidentally slipped, during said jogging trip, into the creek (or vietcong rat hole).

Walnut knew might might have been in store. You don’t survive FIVE AND A HALF YEARS without picking up on when someone wants to off you.

spymoose July 1, 2009 at 9:46 pm

Palin is a lardass. The only thing she runs is her mouth.

Pilate July 1, 2009 at 9:48 pm

[re=352887]Neilist[/re]: Ha, ha! That was funny in October 2008.

CthuNHu July 1, 2009 at 9:50 pm

[re=352803]Mahousu[/re]: Why did you post a picture of David Bowie with a Boston terrier?

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 10:01 pm

[re=352874]loquaciousmusic[/re]: So, based on how your onanistic escaped ended, am I to conclude that “Wrath” is the deadliest of the Seven Deadly Sins to commit whilst masturbating?

Also, that you are now prepared to vote Republican is less-than-telling. Any masturbatory act performed by a registered Republican is by definition one that incorporates at least one of the Seven Deadly Sins in its commission.

Jukesgrrl July 1, 2009 at 10:07 pm

[re=352843]Mr Blifil[/re]: She knew it wouldn’t kill her and she didn’t care if it killed the baby?

rocktonsammy July 1, 2009 at 10:10 pm

Wish I’d seen that bootie on SP before the election, oh boy!

mush July 1, 2009 at 10:30 pm

Ok, OK time out. She looks fine? She looks like a FREAK head stuck on a so-so mid 40′s body and the bile that comes out of that mouth calls off all bets. Poor SP, pathological liar.

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2009 at 10:36 pm

Oh, there’s nothing wrong with Sarah Palin that a whole lot of glitter, stars and stripes and Jesus can’t solve.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/94197408-Sarah-Palin

BMK July 1, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Entertaining a late night audience with promiscuous jokes about promiscuous teenage girls? Criminal.

Ridiculing war veterans to whom retards owe the freedom to run for VPOTUS? Priceless.

There, you have it. The definition of an irremediably stupid dingleberry.

BMK July 1, 2009 at 10:51 pm

[re=352926]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Plagiarized for my ‘Cretins Gone Wild’ Picasa album cover.

rocktonsammy July 1, 2009 at 10:51 pm

[re=352925]mush[/re]:

We’d still hit that dood.

the problem child July 1, 2009 at 11:13 pm

Nice moosetoe.

Monsieur Grumpe July 1, 2009 at 11:17 pm

Why is there not a picture of her running?

hockeymom July 1, 2009 at 11:21 pm

Old lady knees.

Don Juanquete July 1, 2009 at 11:22 pm

[re=352938]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I wanna see her falling too. Then she would be prostrate. Like her running mate.

El Pinche July 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm

By 2012, Palin will be pushing 50 (and probably one or two “special need” babies later). She’ll be too weathered and saggy even for a FoxNews gig.

Country Club Jihadi July 1, 2009 at 11:27 pm

Photo #3 of 7 is a straight-up Wasilla ghetto pose.

El Pinche July 1, 2009 at 11:31 pm

[re=352932]rocktonsammy[/re]: while bristol watches.

? ev'rything July 1, 2009 at 11:33 pm

For chascates, who wonders about YouTube of her sportscasting days–
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc7LBtRGCd8
Sarah Palin: KTUU-TV Sports Reporter (1988) Footage

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2009 at 11:34 pm

[re=352940]Don Juanquete[/re]: No, her running mate was melanoma. You’re thinking of Bob Dole.

Servo July 1, 2009 at 11:48 pm

Nice Star Trek uniform. Moranian ambassador?

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2009 at 11:53 pm

[re=352945]?everything[/re]: Good gravy, it’s Marie Osmond!

[re=352931]BMK[/re]: Only if you send me a link.

orange July 1, 2009 at 11:59 pm

honest to christ. bend over at the lake.

naveed July 2, 2009 at 12:08 am

[re=352896]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Tis just “a moose’s butt plopping on over.”

“It doesn’t matter your background, your demographics, your race, your political affiliation, it’s such a uniting, healthy, fun, awesome activity” reading these quotes.

Smoke Filled Roommate July 2, 2009 at 12:17 am

[re=352948]Servo[/re]: Yeah, her communicator pin is constantly on ‘tard’..

dijetlo July 2, 2009 at 12:20 am

We Talibangelicals look at things a little differently. This picture is what she wanted out there. She’s a Karl Rove Republican, she needs anti-abortion numbers if she’s going to win the primary and make a run on Hopey. Sister Sara is not as dumb as you may think.
God wants Sara to be President, he told her so (though damn if I can figure out why). Think about it, every other likely candidate with national stature but Mittens has fallen victim to Nigerian penis voodoo. They are literally being drug to their destruction by their man parts. I look at Brother Mark Sanford and wonder, can’t somebody help that poor bastard? The only one grinnin’ in the entire Senate Caucus is Jon Ensign. They look like the boiler crew from the Titanic. How many more must commit political sepeku with some jaw dropping cockscepade for the amusement of our Nigerian Overlord?
The general feeling in the conservative bunker is the devil walks among us.Fortunately for team Palin, their rockin a vag, immune to penis voodoo and Mitten got them drawers on so it’s on for 2012

dementor July 2, 2009 at 12:40 am

Hopey, ball’s in your court. We wonketters of the distaff side demand pics, now. Shirt off. Bend over your desk to fetch some folder you want to read in bed. Next: Drape yourself across your king mattress in less-than-presidential deshabille as you ponder matters of state. Next day: gym! [Remainder of script available upon request.]

Two can play this game, missy!

4sheets July 2, 2009 at 12:58 am

[re=352955]dijetlo[/re]: Love it. Bring it.

Smoke Filled Roommate July 2, 2009 at 1:05 am

I personally think My God and Savior should wear more Fedoras, look a bit discerning yet focused (evil eye), and grill some arugula (1337) to enhance a dish whenever necessary.

Pilate July 2, 2009 at 1:14 am

[re=352955]dijetlo[/re]: Mittens will be “inevitable,” then Palin will win the Iowa primary. Then the Republican superdelegates will be all “holy crap this person will never be able to win” and throw all their support behind Mitt, causing the primary to stretch out an agonizing 6 months culminating in Youtubes of Palin supports calling Mitt an “inadequate Mormon male.”

Wait Republicans don’t have superdelegates? Awwwww.

? ev'rything July 2, 2009 at 1:16 am

[re=352821]chascates[/re For chascates, who wonders about YouTube of her sportscasting days–
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc7LBtRGCd8
Sarah Palin: KTUU-TV Sports Reporter (1988) Footage

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ALIVE! July 2, 2009 at 1:41 am

The more commeters who complain about finding Palin’s pictures hot, the hotter it makes them.

BMK July 2, 2009 at 1:50 am

[re=352950]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Watch this space

102415 July 2, 2009 at 1:55 am

That baby looks retarded and undersized and with some kind of fetal alcohol syndrome. Sarah should get her tubes tied and stop with the old lady tarty posing and sexy talking before she makes any more of these creatures. God is telling you to stop having sex without birth control Sarah until he blesses you with the change.
Is that mean enough?

nailinpalinnow July 2, 2009 at 2:26 am

A video juxtaposing images of Obama with King Kong was made and posted on You Tube to celebrate the 4th of July and raise funds on behalf of SarahPAC, but was considered so racist it was removed. Screenshots of the original video were taken by some worthy gents and ladies, which you may find here:

http://adizzylife.blogspot.com/2009/07/now-shes-gone-and-done-it.html

stop by and give these guys some love for being on the spot.

The woman who created the lovely racist paean for Sarah Palin is named, I kid you not, Laura Van Wormer, and is an author, and a loud and proud SArah supporter and apparently a casual racist…here is her webpage

http://www.lauravanwormer.com/laura/default.asp

I am not exactly “outraged” but this is what, the second, third time now someone has gone to a mass audience with images comparing Obama to a monkey. This is exactly the technique that was used by Hitler – cartoon images of Jews-As-Monkeys – to degrade them on a mass level and make them targets of racism, robbery, abuse and of course finally murder.

Any thoughts?

hobospacejunkie July 2, 2009 at 4:30 am

[re=352970]nailinpalinnow[/re]: Any thoughts? Yeah. That wasn’t very funny. Kind of a buzzkiller, actually. But yeah, agreed. But do we deal with it by ignoring it or by publicizing & confronting it? I prefer starving it of attention and (hopefully?) letting it die. Attention is the lifeblood of the fringe (fringe relative to the rest of us, not fringe republican, they are middle of the road in their party.)

nailinpalinnow July 2, 2009 at 5:53 am

sorry ’bout the buzzkill folks my bad.

starving is good – the racist part of the video which was supposed to raise funds for SarahPAC all weekend was taken down in response to commenters, so all that waas left was a mishmash of stupid – perfect for fundsqueezing dribs and drabs of money out of Palinbots.

norbizness July 2, 2009 at 9:05 am

I, as always, am suitably impressed by the virility of the Wonketeers.

earnestcivilservant July 2, 2009 at 9:40 am

These are like Sarah’s high school yearbook senior photos with a fake background of serene landscape.

aeiou July 2, 2009 at 9:51 am

Picture this:

Middle aged, middle American Repub sitting on his toilet, his distended belly full of steak and corn, obscenely spilling over to rest on this thighs, his back hair plastered down with sweat, a look of intense concentration on his face as he furiously pounds his half-erect penis while holding the newest issue of Runner’s World open with his feet.

Aloysius July 2, 2009 at 9:57 am

Why are any of you surprised at this pin-up spread? Hollywood always pimps out its stars just before a major release:

http://www.reelcomix.com/admin/admin_images/800_gijoe-2.jpg

Rary Guppert July 2, 2009 at 10:20 am

[re=353051]aeiou[/re]: i dont have to picture it. i’m livin’ it.

The Legend of TeaBagger Vance July 2, 2009 at 10:21 am

would so still hit that

Unlearned Hand July 2, 2009 at 10:44 am

Why isn’t Palin fucking Mark Sanford yet? Come on, Republicans, it’s called synergy!!!!

S.Luggo July 2, 2009 at 11:33 am

[re=352955]dijetlo[/re]: “God wants Sara to be President, he told her so (though damn if I can figure out why).”
He wishes to bring about The Last Days.

Marlowe July 2, 2009 at 11:41 am

Well, her pics don’t look that bad.
(SMACK!, Sorry, dear)
However, she looks better with her hair up.
See pic#6 as an example of why she shouldn’t have her hair down.
http://www.runnersworld.com/photo/sarahpalin/slide6.html

And read her commentary;
“In Anchorage on the coastal trail there have been many times where I’ve had to stop right in my tracks and turn around because there’s been either a moose standing there staring at me or a moose’s butt plopping on over into the trail. I have to turn around and leave or I’m going to get clobbered.”

Moose’s butt, indeed!

Crazybroad July 2, 2009 at 11:51 am

That slide show made me want to abandon all of my beliefs about guns, join the NRA, and go Palin-huntin’.

WeirdInWimberley July 2, 2009 at 12:12 pm

I’m sick to death of that up-do with every hair carefully placed to look slightly disheveled. No wonder her daughters are messed up…they are competing with Mom for boyfriends!

dijetlo July 2, 2009 at 12:20 pm

[re=353180]S.Luggo[/re]: Nah, if he wanted the end of days, he’d just do it, being the all powerful creator of the Universe means you don’t have to wait on the retards.
He’s fucking with us, it’s like when your grandpa used to tell you “pull my finger”, the Almighty has a sense of humor but it’s kind of vicious (sorry Lord, but you need to lighten up).

Harold_Ignoramis July 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Picture #1 leaves little to the imagination. ;)

c-freak July 2, 2009 at 1:51 pm

“When I run, I’m totally incognito because I’m not wearing the trough full of makeup. I can go running through a mob of tourists and they don’t recognize me.”

i think that statement about sums her up perfectly.

nader paul kucinich gravel July 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Oil
Spy
9/11
Theft
Dance
AIPAC
Profits
Goyim
Opium
Mossad
Anthrax
The FED
Bankers
Neocons
Pipelines
Lobbyists
Propaganda

zhubajie July 2, 2009 at 10:02 pm

How about the Sarah Palin sex video? Maybe doing it with Mark Sanford? Maybe it can be the next non-torture at Gtmo or wherever.

Zhu Bajie

zhubajie July 2, 2009 at 10:14 pm

[re=352955]dijetlo[/re]: “God wants Sara to be President, he told her so (though damn if I can figure out why).”

Because He’s a practical joker, that’s why. “The Almighty laughs them to scorn.”

Zhu Bajie

nailinpalinnow July 3, 2009 at 5:33 am

Here’s a funny little rundown on the thwarted Obama-Is-A-Big-Ape video created and released by SarahPAC for a 4th of July fundraiser:

http://breepalin.blogspot.com/2009/07/who-made-faux-sarahpac-video-or-sarah.html

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