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Sarah Palin Should Just Make Exercise DVDs

She had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two ....Oh, there is more to the Runner’s World interview with Sarah Palin than a simple Q&A about the regrets of falling down on the jogging trail and the Secret Service keeping her vile secret. (Which, like everything uttered by Sarah Palin, is also a lie.) There’s a whole photo spread, with seven online pictures of Sarah lookin’ all perky and athletic and just cold mocking John McCain for being a crippled old man who can’t exercise at all:

“I used to joke around with John McCain during the campaign about coming jogging with me. And once I asked him what his favorite exercise was, and he said, ‘I go wading.’ Wading. He lives on a creek in Arizona, so he goes wading. That cracked me up.”

Hah! Probably the Viet Cong broke his bones or whatever, when he was a POW. Loser can’t even run now!

Sarah Palin: I’m a Runner [Runner's World Slideshow]


6:20 PM on Wed July 1 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. putinontheritz says at 6:24 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Why the hell didn’t she mention Runner’s World to Katie Couric?

  2. SayItWithWookies says at 6:26 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Wading is great exercise — it’s like bodysurfing — for people who can’t move.

    (and I’m not even going to think about the level of faux outrage the McCain-Palin campaign could have generated over that statement had someone on the left said it).

  3. Crow T. Robot says at 6:27 pm, July 1st, 2009

    putinontheritz: Because she doesn’t read Runner’s World.

  4. drrty martini says at 6:28 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Goddamnit, I hate it when she looks foxy. Why can’t she just not speak?

  5. DagNabbit says at 6:28 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Goddamn she is fine.

    Can you really blame the retards? (And no Sarah, not the StormTrigger)

  6. Woodwards Friend says at 6:28 pm, July 1st, 2009

    “I used to joke around with John McCain during the campaign about coming jogging with me.”

    What an awesome sentence.

  7. x111e7thst says at 6:29 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Ken, are you implying that Gov Palin has a golden nose?

  8. whenPUMAsattack says at 6:29 pm, July 1st, 2009

    brb, fapping…

  9. DagNabbit says at 6:31 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Damn you Monster from Lake Placid and you’re unused vacation days! We needed YOU!

  10. magic titty says at 6:31 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Jesus. Here’s hoping her publicist/PR lady (Liz?) will angrily demand an apology to the troops, from Trig, for insulting women. And John McCain.

  11. slappypaddy says at 6:32 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Yes, she is cracked up, though she’s not all she is cracked up to be.

  12. DagNabbit says at 6:32 pm, July 1st, 2009
  13. bfstevie says at 6:33 pm, July 1st, 2009

    This is not the approved method for folding the American Flag when you’re done wrapping yourself in it.
    http://www.runnersworld.com/photo/sarahpalin/slide7.html

    Someone can expect a stern letter from the American Legion.

    And, she forgot to thank the troops, also.

  14. Gopherit says at 6:34 pm, July 1st, 2009

    If John had only taken his running more seriously, maybe he wouldn’t have been a POW, right Sarah?

  15. Extemporanus says at 6:36 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Ohhh, now I get it. She hurt her hand when she Trigged while running.

  16. Barry White Zombie says at 6:36 pm, July 1st, 2009

    She must have had trouble deciding whether to pose with the kid or a wadded up US flag. Why not both?

  17. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 6:37 pm, July 1st, 2009

    It’s nice to see that Bible Spice is still relevant. In Runner’s [singular]World.

  18. NoWireHangers says at 6:38 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Oh MAH GAWD THAT GALLERY! GOLD! The PICTURES! AHHH!

    In one photo she’s bending over coquettishly, giving Mr. Starburst a little taste of her runners bosom. Then there’s the one where she flaunts her pink running shoes and yogic flexibility. And the one where her hair is down and to the side and her legs are browner than her face. Oh and in the last picture she’s just cold leanin’ on the American Flag? Don’t they flog you for that in Texas?

    “Sarah Palin” is performance art. Think about it.

  19. Extemporanus says at 6:39 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Gopherit: On the other hand, if he handed crash-landed in that lake, he might never have discovered the joys of wading.

  20. Extemporanus says at 6:42 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Extemporanus: “Hadn’t”, not “handed”. (Sorry—I Trigged and hurt my typing hand earlier today.)

  21. Rumproast says at 6:43 pm, July 1st, 2009

    You guys should really do a Blingee contest using her pin-up photos:

    http://twitpic.com/8z7si

  22. Chuck U. Farley says at 6:44 pm, July 1st, 2009

    lol, lil’Trigglodyte you can’t shoot mommy in the face with just your finger!

  23. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:45 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Gopherit: HAHAHAHA. I need to comment more, here, BECAUSE OF YOU.

  24. Mahousu says at 6:46 pm, July 1st, 2009

    drrty martini: If you like those pictures, check out this one from Vanity Fair.

  25. NoWireHangers says at 6:46 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Rumproast: Of all the bling, I think I like the butterfly that morphs into “USA” the best. I’m also troubled, but not surprised, that a flag-wrapped cross stamp exists.

  26. She looks like a casually-dressed Carol Merrill, ready to show us all what’s behind Mountain #1.

  27. timmy_the_tooth says at 6:48 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I really hate when people exploit Trig for their own political means

    http://www.runnersworld.com/photo/sarahpalin/home.html

  28. Lord Growing says at 6:48 pm, July 1st, 2009

    He actually grumbled, “This is fucking degrading.” But Sarah hears what she wants to hear.

  29. iwillsavethispatient says at 6:49 pm, July 1st, 2009

    NoWireHangers: Interesting proposal. A car can never be art, because art must have no purpose apart from being art.

    Sarah Palin is art.

    Incidentally, what is up those pictures - they look like they’ve photoshopped the background in afterwards. In fact, that one with the stroller has definitely got weird shadows/lighting going on.

  30. Gopherit says at 6:49 pm, July 1st, 2009

    NoWireHangers: OMG. Who knew black spandex would still show the hint of a moose knuckle? GAH!

  31. Pilate says at 6:49 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Photo spread = starburst.

    John McCain’s worst act as presidential candidate was probably handing Palin a microphone, so we could no longer fantasize about America’s Hottest GILF.

  32. Gopherit says at 6:50 pm, July 1st, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: TY shorts. Normally, I’d spend most of my snark on the chat, but no one is there, so wonkette gets my best today.

  33. breepalin says at 6:51 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Mahousu: Yes, that is the all-time best Sarah photo!

  34. Biden Time says at 6:52 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Goddamn, is she wearing pigtails in that last pic? Don’t answer that, I’m saying yes in my mind.

  35. pink triangles says at 6:54 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I bet that mooseknuckle ate that flag after the photoshoot. For the troops, of course.

  36. Pilate says at 6:54 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Mahousu: YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP UH HUH UH HUH.

  37. populucious says at 6:55 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I used to make fun of, you know, John McCain for being old like. “Come run with me..whatsa matter? Cong got your shoes?” I used to say to him, laughing and laughing, sometimes while Todd snapped him with a towel. And McCain used to joke back at me, it was so funny, he used to say “I will do everything within my power to destroy you…I’ll lose this election if I have to…” Ha! So funny. He’d act all mad, all vibrating like the old do you know. I laughed and laughed.

  38. Rumproast says at 6:56 pm, July 1st, 2009

    NoWireHangers: Yeah, the cross was a bizarre find. There were plenty of great choices in the 4th of July section there. I guess I should have added some starbursts.

  39. hobospacejunkie says at 6:57 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Cheesecake plus clichéd poses plus fuck me facial expressions plus using flag in disrespectful manner plus starburst boobie flash plus special needs child again used as political prop minus brain = one fucked up nasty skank.

    Also, her head doesn’t look like it belongs on that body. Something is very wrong with this woman.

  40. The Lucky Republican says at 6:58 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Let’s not drag the Velvet Underground into all this sordidness, please!

  41. chascates says at 6:59 pm, July 1st, 2009

    The She-Wolf of the SS may have a future in exercise videos as long as she can follow a teleprompter. I can’t understand why we don’t have any YouTube clips of her sportscasting days.

  42. nappyduggs says at 6:59 pm, July 1st, 2009

    These pictures take me back to my experimental early 20’s and thus I imagine shoving my face into her zesty spandex jogging pants, all inside out and steaming as she tosses them ever so casually into the hamper. Unfortunately I then imagine that she has left poor Trig in the hamper (again) and they land on his head in a moment of comedic whimsy. Damn it. I was mighty close…..

  43. CivicHoliday says at 7:01 pm, July 1st, 2009

    She couldn’t for, you know, the sake of believability, tie her goddamn hair in a ponytail like all NORMAL female runners do when actually running? Instead she has to have her typical range of pageant queen hairdos on display in full vapid glory.

  44. timmy_the_tooth says at 7:02 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Did anyone notice in the last picture that the electrical outlet only has one of those childproof plugs in it?

    What a horrible mother.

  45. Pilate says at 7:04 pm, July 1st, 2009

    “a lady who’s been blogging some mean comments about me.” Yes, who does that Daily Cosette think she is?

  46. Atheist Nun says at 7:06 pm, July 1st, 2009

    What with all this confused fapping over Sarah Palin? Haven’t we gone through this before? I thought the consensus was that she’s only mildly attractive when compared to the morbidly obese and not even worthy of a 3-minute hatefuck?

    I recommend viewing at least 2 solid hours of professionally produced pornography, every day, until you all stop this “Palin’s a hawt GILF” tomfoolery.
    (Reminder: She’s completely repulsive.)

  47. hobospacejunkie says at 7:07 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Mahousu: What is that horrid vampire thing next to frowny Snowturd? I’m beginning to understand WALNUTS!’ trollop comment.

  48. Scandalabra says at 7:07 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Wow. I just this minute finished digesting the entire 1,000,000 word VF piece, flicked over to Wonkette for a little palate cleansing and saw this pic. I am going to the ladies room to expectorate 100MB of Sarah Palin. I am done with her.

  49. pat robertsons personal trainer says at 7:08 pm, July 1st, 2009

    (1) i’m pretty sure a couple of those “stretches” were yoga-like. why does Sarah love socialism Hindus, and the communist Indians?
    (2) those pants (in slides 1-5) make women 10% hotter than they actually are. if you look closely @ no. 2 a/k/a “Lakeside Wingnut With Nonprescription Glasses,” you can see Father Time (with the help of 17 litters of snowbillies) working magic.
    (3) all that semi-high end gear and not a stitch of it made in U.S. ‘Merica. I used to wear and sing the praises of Asics (specifically the DS Trainer) until I realized they were made by the Trig Palins of the world and my decisions kept some guy in Boston from being able to catch a job with New Balance and send his kids to a half-decent school. Then again, manufacturing jobs with a living wage and good public schools are communist while Vietnamese sweatshops are “the free markets working.” so i might be wrong.

  50. Extemporanus says at 7:11 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Mahousu: Then you should love http://sturgeonface.com/.

  51. OzoneTom says at 7:13 pm, July 1st, 2009

    putinontheritz: Runner’s World IS included in “all of ‘em”.

  52. Lorax says at 7:14 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I’d just like the record to reflect that Sarah Homina-Homina is not wearing a wedding ring in any of these photos.

    Maybe people take those off when they run. I have no idea, which may explain my ankle-brushing panniculus. Also.

  53. Extemporanus says at 7:15 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Rumproast: Nice job, Patriot!

    Also, I’m printing out the original pics and making paper cut-out dolls for the special needs kids at the school next door.

  54. Buzz Feedback says at 7:18 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Why are the hawt ones always dumb/crazy/opposed to birth control? Governor, no one ever got pregnant from anal sex.

    Also: Dewlap.

  55. Potater says at 7:18 pm, July 1st, 2009

    In b4 shitstorm from AK Muckraker.

  56. lizard scum says at 7:23 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I dislike runners, though I used to be one. I’m tired of good walks being ruined by freak health-fascists who think every trail is for their compulsive S&M aerobic training. I especially hate the sense of superiority I suspect they have for their perverse exercise fetish, which is a vice that should be outlawed.

  57. Mr Blifil says at 7:28 pm, July 1st, 2009

    If she’s so committed to taking good care of herself, why does she fly long roundtrip flights after her water breaks?

  58. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 7:37 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Wading, Waterboarding. Is there really a difference as long as you are laughing at the poor sap in the water?

  59. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 7:37 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Can somebody photoshop Trig gasping for breath in the lake behind her? (Just another Palin oops!)

  60. hobospacejunkie says at 7:37 pm, July 1st, 2009

    lizard scum: Yeah, STOP RUNNING YOU OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE FREAKS. WALK FOR THE FUCKING JOY OF IT ALREADY.

  61. Extemporanus says at 7:44 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Mr Blifil: Hey. Did you see THIS COMMENT?

  62. Blender says at 7:44 pm, July 1st, 2009

    no cameltoe. rats.

  63. El Pinche says at 7:46 pm, July 1st, 2009

    It’s all about her isn’t it?
    She’d shoot a PUMA from a helicopter, skin it, and make skin-blanket for her retarded offspring.

  64. These are so going into my spank bank.

  65. doxastic says at 7:49 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Rumproast: Is that moose moonwalking?! Topical!

  66. Extemporanus says at 7:50 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Smoke Filled Roommate: Is PolarTrig cold chillin’ on an iceberg close enough for you? If not, maybe I’ll desecrate one of the new pics…

  67. boinggg says at 7:51 pm, July 1st, 2009

    That’s right, stupid–stare into the camera and grin in every pic. Looks like a senior photo spread for Wasilla High. “Strangers with Candy” come to life.

  68. El Pinche says at 7:57 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Biden Time: Yes but apparently she hates America and our troops with that flag folded over that chair like some type of shit covered rag.
    However, I’ll put my patriotism aside (just this once) and use those piggy tails to ride her salmon pouch like Jesus on a snowmachine.

  69. Scandalabra says at 7:57 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Breaking! In the latest issue of “Cummer’s World” Sarah gives her advice on how to deal with unwanted spunk, when to just go ahead and swallow and the true meaning of the term “The Wassilla Tortilla”.

  70. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 7:58 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Extemporanus: PolarTrig is great– now can you shrink the Trighead a little and put it in the lake? He has a Head Fit For Any Occasion. haha

  71. Koolaid says at 7:58 pm, July 1st, 2009

    i call BS on 98% of those quotes. If she was an actual runner, who cherished her hour run, I would like think she’d have a greater ability of introspection.

  72. sagebrush says at 7:58 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Ha, ha! She took being John McCain’s “running mate” literally.

  73. Oldskool says at 7:59 pm, July 1st, 2009

    She’s my VP of hawtness.

  74. loquaciousmusic says at 7:59 pm, July 1st, 2009

    There are seven pictures on that website, so I’ll be masturbating seven times.

  75. iantenna says at 8:07 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Sweat is my sanity.

    and you, madame, are the thinking world’s insanity.

  76. Extemporanus says at 8:09 pm, July 1st, 2009

    loquaciousmusic: I challenge you to incorporate a different one of the Seven Deadly Sins each round, and then report back on which is the most “deadly.”

  77. Mr. Spanky says at 8:10 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I’m sorry my liberal comrades. But seeing that MILF bending and posing makes me want to stick my meat into her - hard!

    My only questions are - does she suck dick and does she let the teeth get in the way?

  78. Que miras, cabron! says at 8:10 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Exercise DVDs? Wait, where is the picture of her manning the Wasila anti-aircraft weapon pointed toward Russia? Sorry, wrong exercise DVD pimp.

  79. stolichnayaaa says at 8:10 pm, July 1st, 2009

    This is a fairly transparent appeal for millions and millions of Photoshops. That is the reason for all of the hairdos and facial angles and also the unnatural studio-lighting applied to outdoor “candid” shots.

    She will then rail against the pornographic ones just as people are starting to ignore her in favor of the elaborate, shrapnel-heavy demise of an 80’s celebrity.

    So, get to work people, we all have a job to do.

  80. shortsshortsshorts says at 8:12 pm, July 1st, 2009

    In at least two of those photos she looks like Trig.

  81. Rumproast says at 8:15 pm, July 1st, 2009

    doxastic: That’s how I roll.

  82. loquaciousmusic says at 8:17 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Extemporanus: I’m writing from my masturbation session to report that, after seven full-on orgasmic interludes with those pictures, I am now prepared to vote Republican, state beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sarah Palin is the only person who can truly lead America, and drive myself to the hospital because my penis has come off in my hand.

    In short, I have become Bill Kristol.

  83. Paul Tardy says at 8:19 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Wading can be dangerous, we waded into Vietnam, remember that. Now Iraq, that was more of a cannon ball into the shallow end.

    BTW, she looks good, like a Governor should.

    While we are on the subject, where is Wonkette’s live coverage of Anthrocon 2009 Pittsburgh Pa, happening right now! I figured Wonkette would be wall to wall Furries by now.

  84. Mr Blifil says at 8:20 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Extemporanus: You, sir, or madame, or both, are a desperately sick individual. I put them on my iPhone.

  85. El Pinche says at 8:21 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Can she please stop with the sexy librarian look and take off those stupid glasses?

    If she really wants to appeal to republicans she should start dressing like a little boy.

  86. Bentpost says at 8:24 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Sarah Palin belongs in community theater.

  87. eclecticbrotha says at 8:24 pm, July 1st, 2009

    “I feel so crappy if I go more than a few days without running. I have to run. No matter how rotten I feel before or during a run, it’s always worth it to me afterwards. Sweat is my sanity.”

    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

  88. boinggg says at 8:24 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I checked out the website of the photographer, Brian Adams. http://www.baphotos.com/ He’s a good one-shot portrait photographer, but the job called for someone who knows how to put together a photo story. He probably had Todd looking right over his shoulder giving advice when he was shooting, and that couldn’t have helped, either. He used a couple of the Palin shots in his online portfolio–what commercial photographer wouldn’t, given her notoriety? But he knows they’re not very good–hokey posing, overlit. The other stuff on his site is very good.

  89. american mutt says at 8:26 pm, July 1st, 2009

    This thread turned into something I’d find on Digg. There’s plenty of better porn out there boys! Get over Palin!

  90. Neilist says at 8:29 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I don’t believe it: 85 comments and no one has said . . .

    Well, okay, I’ll fill the breach:

    “I’d hit it.”

  91. AutomaticPilot says at 8:30 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Something is up with these pictures. On slide 6, why are her legs 10 times as tan as her hands and face? I bet she is wearing tan pantyhose just for the photo shoot.

  92. smellyal8r says at 8:31 pm, July 1st, 2009
  93. Neilist says at 8:32 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Oh, and one more thing: The picture of the kid underscores the joke about the only difference between SP’s mouth and her vagina is that only one retarded thing has come out of the latter.

  94. Terry says at 8:34 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Who paid for that outfit?

  95. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 8:39 pm, July 1st, 2009

    If she is a true Conservative, the porn outtakes will be released over the weekend.

  96. boinggg says at 8:47 pm, July 1st, 2009

    AutomaticPilot: Bet you’re right, support hose. After whelping all those young ‘uns, she’s bound to have some varicose veins.

  97. wrytoast says at 8:48 pm, July 1st, 2009

    drrty martini: I know what you mean. Would I vote for her? No. Would I put it in her butt: Most definitely!

  98. Come here a minute says at 8:48 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Try wading for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, you hillbilly grifter cunt.

  99. BlueStateLibtard says at 8:56 pm, July 1st, 2009

    And always the elegant command of the English language; ‘When I run, I’m totally incognito because I’m not wearing the trough full of makeup.”

  100. facehead says at 8:59 pm, July 1st, 2009

    If “exercise dvd” is wonkcode for porn, I’m in.

  101. Extemporanus says at 8:59 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Mr Blifil: I’ve got a doozy in the works. Two words: beaver shot.

    Just have to wait for the wife to go to bed. Stay tuned…

  102. David Letterman: Can’t make fun of Sarah Palin for any reason.

    Sarah Palin: Can make fun of 72-year-old, disabled cancer survivors for their inability to engage in strenuous exercise.

  103. DemmeFatale says at 9:08 pm, July 1st, 2009

    BITCH!!!

    Sheesh! What’s with all the wanking, guys?! (I know, I know, you can’t help it.)

  104. Noonan says at 9:09 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I smell some green screen shoop action.

    I can tell by the pixels?

    No, this is not Fark but yes, I had a few cockytails.

  105. breepalin says at 9:09 pm, July 1st, 2009

    I would love to see Cindy McCain’s response to Sarah’s joking taunts about McCain going running with her.

  106. hobospacejunkie says at 9:17 pm, July 1st, 2009

    boinggg: Looks like a senior photo spread for Wasilla High

    Hey, I said that earlier, copycat! Great minds & etc.

  107. jinxykb says at 9:18 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Leaning against the American flag, strategically tossed on a bar stool behind her while holding a blackberry and wearing hotpants?? WTF? Oh yeah, nice cameltoe in photo 1. (Seems I don’t have anything nice to say….).

  108. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 9:32 pm, July 1st, 2009

    For all the fappers, I give you an age enhanced photo of Ms. Palin.
    Hmmm, everything is Triggy in that family..

  109. kdaddy says at 9:40 pm, July 1st, 2009

    While I detest her body politic, I do so love her body physical.

  110. Bruno says at 9:43 pm, July 1st, 2009

    It would of course be a horrible aweful shame if Walnuts accidentally slipped, during said jogging trip, into the creek (or vietcong rat hole).

    Walnut knew might might have been in store. You don’t survive FIVE AND A HALF YEARS without picking up on when someone wants to off you.

  111. spymoose says at 9:46 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Palin is a lardass. The only thing she runs is her mouth.

  112. Pilate says at 9:48 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Neilist: Ha, ha! That was funny in October 2008.

  113. CthuNHu says at 9:50 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Mahousu: Why did you post a picture of David Bowie with a Boston terrier?

  114. Extemporanus says at 10:01 pm, July 1st, 2009

    loquaciousmusic: So, based on how your onanistic escaped ended, am I to conclude that “Wrath” is the deadliest of the Seven Deadly Sins to commit whilst masturbating?

    Also, that you are now prepared to vote Republican is less-than-telling. Any masturbatory act performed by a registered Republican is by definition one that incorporates at least one of the Seven Deadly Sins in its commission.

  115. Jukesgrrl says at 10:07 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Mr Blifil: She knew it wouldn’t kill her and she didn’t care if it killed the baby?

  116. rocktonsammy says at 10:10 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Wish I’d seen that bootie on SP before the election, oh boy!

  117. Ok, OK time out. She looks fine? She looks like a FREAK head stuck on a so-so mid 40’s body and the bile that comes out of that mouth calls off all bets. Poor SP, pathological liar.

  118. SayItWithWookies says at 10:36 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Oh, there’s nothing wrong with Sarah Palin that a whole lot of glitter, stars and stripes and Jesus can’t solve.
    http://blingee.com/blingee/view/94197408-Sarah-Palin

  119. Entertaining a late night audience with promiscuous jokes about promiscuous teenage girls? Criminal.

    Ridiculing war veterans to whom retards owe the freedom to run for VPOTUS? Priceless.

    There, you have it. The definition of an irremediably stupid dingleberry.

  120. SayItWithWookies: Plagiarized for my ‘Cretins Gone Wild’ Picasa album cover.

  121. rocktonsammy says at 10:51 pm, July 1st, 2009

    mush:

    We’d still hit that dood.

  122. the problem child says at 11:13 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Nice moosetoe.

  123. Monsieur Grumpe says at 11:17 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Why is there not a picture of her running?

  124. hockeymom says at 11:21 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Old lady knees.

  125. Don Juanquete says at 11:22 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Monsieur Grumpe: I wanna see her falling too. Then she would be prostrate. Like her running mate.

  126. El Pinche says at 11:26 pm, July 1st, 2009

    By 2012, Palin will be pushing 50 (and probably one or two “special need” babies later). She’ll be too weathered and saggy even for a FoxNews gig.

  127. Country Club Jihadi says at 11:27 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Photo #3 of 7 is a straight-up Wasilla ghetto pose.

  128. El Pinche says at 11:31 pm, July 1st, 2009

    rocktonsammy: while bristol watches.

  129. ? ev'rything says at 11:33 pm, July 1st, 2009

    For chascates, who wonders about YouTube of her sportscasting days–
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc7LBtRGCd8
    Sarah Palin: KTUU-TV Sports Reporter (1988) Footage

  130. SayItWithWookies says at 11:34 pm, July 1st, 2009

    Don Juanquete: No, her running mate was melanoma. You’re thinking of Bob Dole.

  131. Nice Star Trek uniform. Moranian ambassador?

  132. SayItWithWookies says at 11:53 pm, July 1st, 2009

    ?everything: Good gravy, it’s Marie Osmond!

    BMK: Only if you send me a link.

  133. orange says at 11:59 pm, July 1st, 2009

    honest to christ. bend over at the lake.

  134. naveed says at 12:08 am, July 2nd, 2009

    BlueStateLibtard: Tis just “a moose’s butt plopping on over.”

    “It doesn’t matter your background, your demographics, your race, your political affiliation, it’s such a uniting, healthy, fun, awesome activity” reading these quotes.

  135. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 12:17 am, July 2nd, 2009

    Servo: Yeah, her communicator pin is constantly on ‘tard’..

  136. dijetlo says at 12:20 am, July 2nd, 2009

    We Talibangelicals look at things a little differently. This picture is what she wanted out there. She’s a Karl Rove Republican, she needs anti-abortion numbers if she’s going to win the primary and make a run on Hopey. Sister Sara is not as dumb as you may think.
    God wants Sara to be President, he told her so (though damn if I can figure out why). Think about it, every other likely candidate with national stature but Mittens has fallen victim to Nigerian penis voodoo. They are literally being drug to their destruction by their man parts. I look at Brother Mark Sanford and wonder, can’t somebody help that poor bastard? The only one grinnin’ in the entire Senate Caucus is Jon Ensign. They look like the boiler crew from the Titanic. How many more must commit political sepeku with some jaw dropping cockscepade for the amusement of our Nigerian Overlord?
    The general feeling in the conservative bunker is the devil walks among us.Fortunately for team Palin, their rockin a vag, immune to penis voodoo and Mitten got them drawers on so it’s on for 2012

  137. dementor says at 12:40 am, July 2nd, 2009

    Hopey, ball’s in your court. We wonketters of the distaff side demand pics, now. Shirt off. Bend over your desk to fetch some folder you want to read in bed. Next: Drape yourself across your king mattress in less-than-presidential deshabille as you ponder matters of state. Next day: gym! [Remainder of script available upon request.]

    Two can play this game, missy!

  138. 4sheets says at 12:58 am, July 2nd, 2009

    dijetlo: Love it. Bring it.

  139. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 1:05 am, July 2nd, 2009

    I personally think My God and Savior should wear more Fedoras, look a bit discerning yet focused (evil eye), and grill some arugula (1337) to enhance a dish whenever necessary.

  140. Pilate says at 1:14 am, July 2nd, 2009

    dijetlo: Mittens will be “inevitable,” then Palin will win the Iowa primary. Then the Republican superdelegates will be all “holy crap this person will never be able to win” and throw all their support behind Mitt, causing the primary to stretch out an agonizing 6 months culminating in Youtubes of Palin supports calling Mitt an “inadequate Mormon male.”

    Wait Republicans don’t have superdelegates? Awwwww.

  141. ? ev'rything says at 1:16 am, July 2nd, 2009

    [re=352821]chascates[/re For chascates, who wonders about YouTube of her sportscasting days–
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc7LBtRGCd8
    Sarah Palin: KTUU-TV Sports Reporter (1988) Footage

    :

  142. ALIVE! says at 1:41 am, July 2nd, 2009

    The more commeters who complain about finding Palin’s pictures hot, the hotter it makes them.

  143. SayItWithWookies: Watch this space

  144. 102415 says at 1:55 am, July 2nd, 2009

    That baby looks retarded and undersized and with some kind of fetal alcohol syndrome. Sarah should get her tubes tied and stop with the old lady tarty posing and sexy talking before she makes any more of these creatures. God is telling you to stop having sex without birth control Sarah until he blesses you with the change.
    Is that mean enough?

  145. nailinpalinnow says at 2:26 am, July 2nd, 2009

    A video juxtaposing images of Obama with King Kong was made and posted on You Tube to celebrate the 4th of July and raise funds on behalf of SarahPAC, but was considered so racist it was removed. Screenshots of the original video were taken by some worthy gents and ladies, which you may find here:

    http://adizzylife.blogspot.com/2009/07/now-shes-gone-and-done-it.html

    stop by and give these guys some love for being on the spot.

    The woman who created the lovely racist paean for Sarah Palin is named, I kid you not, Laura Van Wormer, and is an author, and a loud and proud SArah supporter and apparently a casual racist…here is her webpage

    http://www.lauravanwormer.com/laura/default.asp

    I am not exactly “outraged” but this is what, the second, third time now someone has gone to a mass audience with images comparing Obama to a monkey. This is exactly the technique that was used by Hitler - cartoon images of Jews-As-Monkeys - to degrade them on a mass level and make them targets of racism, robbery, abuse and of course finally murder.

    Any thoughts?

  146. hobospacejunkie says at 4:30 am, July 2nd, 2009

    nailinpalinnow: Any thoughts? Yeah. That wasn’t very funny. Kind of a buzzkiller, actually. But yeah, agreed. But do we deal with it by ignoring it or by publicizing & confronting it? I prefer starving it of attention and (hopefully?) letting it die. Attention is the lifeblood of the fringe (fringe relative to the rest of us, not fringe republican, they are middle of the road in their party.)

  147. nailinpalinnow says at 5:53 am, July 2nd, 2009

    sorry ’bout the buzzkill folks my bad.

    starving is good - the racist part of the video which was supposed to raise funds for SarahPAC all weekend was taken down in response to commenters, so all that waas left was a mishmash of stupid - perfect for fundsqueezing dribs and drabs of money out of Palinbots.

  148. norbizness says at 9:05 am, July 2nd, 2009

    I, as always, am suitably impressed by the virility of the Wonketeers.

  149. earnestcivilservant says at 9:40 am, July 2nd, 2009

    These are like Sarah’s high school yearbook senior photos with a fake background of serene landscape.

  150. aeiou says at 9:51 am, July 2nd, 2009

    Picture this:

    Middle aged, middle American Repub sitting on his toilet, his distended belly full of steak and corn, obscenely spilling over to rest on this thighs, his back hair plastered down with sweat, a look of intense concentration on his face as he furiously pounds his half-erect penis while holding the newest issue of Runner’s World open with his feet.

  151. Aloysius says at 9:57 am, July 2nd, 2009

    Why are any of you surprised at this pin-up spread? Hollywood always pimps out its stars just before a major release:

    http://www.reelcomix.com/admin/admin_images/800_gijoe-2.jpg

  152. Rary Guppert says at 10:20 am, July 2nd, 2009

    aeiou: i dont have to picture it. i’m livin’ it.

  153. The Legend of TeaBagger Vance says at 10:21 am, July 2nd, 2009

    would so still hit that

  154. Unlearned Hand says at 10:44 am, July 2nd, 2009

    Why isn’t Palin fucking Mark Sanford yet? Come on, Republicans, it’s called synergy!!!!

  155. S.Luggo says at 11:33 am, July 2nd, 2009

    dijetlo: “God wants Sara to be President, he told her so (though damn if I can figure out why).”
    He wishes to bring about The Last Days.

  156. Marlowe says at 11:41 am, July 2nd, 2009

    Well, her pics don’t look that bad.
    (SMACK!, Sorry, dear)
    However, she looks better with her hair up.
    See pic#6 as an example of why she shouldn’t have her hair down.
    http://www.runnersworld.com/photo/sarahpalin/slide6.html

    And read her commentary;
    “In Anchorage on the coastal trail there have been many times where I’ve had to stop right in my tracks and turn around because there’s been either a moose standing there staring at me or a moose’s butt plopping on over into the trail. I have to turn around and leave or I’m going to get clobbered.”

    Moose’s butt, indeed!

  157. Crazybroad says at 11:51 am, July 2nd, 2009

    That slide show made me want to abandon all of my beliefs about guns, join the NRA, and go Palin-huntin’.

  158. WeirdInWimberley says at 12:12 pm, July 2nd, 2009

    I’m sick to death of that up-do with every hair carefully placed to look slightly disheveled. No wonder her daughters are messed up…they are competing with Mom for boyfriends!

  159. dijetlo says at 12:20 pm, July 2nd, 2009

    S.Luggo: Nah, if he wanted the end of days, he’d just do it, being the all powerful creator of the Universe means you don’t have to wait on the retards.
    He’s fucking with us, it’s like when your grandpa used to tell you “pull my finger”, the Almighty has a sense of humor but it’s kind of vicious (sorry Lord, but you need to lighten up).

  160. Harold_Ignoramis says at 1:41 pm, July 2nd, 2009

    Picture #1 leaves little to the imagination. ;)

  161. c-freak says at 1:51 pm, July 2nd, 2009

    “When I run, I’m totally incognito because I’m not wearing the trough full of makeup. I can go running through a mob of tourists and they don’t recognize me.”

    i think that statement about sums her up perfectly.

  162. nader paul kucinich gravel says at 2:22 pm, July 2nd, 2009

    Oil
    Spy
    9/11
    Theft
    Dance
    AIPAC
    Profits
    Goyim
    Opium
    Mossad
    Anthrax
    The FED
    Bankers
    Neocons
    Pipelines
    Lobbyists
    Propaganda

  163. zhubajie says at 10:02 pm, July 2nd, 2009

    How about the Sarah Palin sex video? Maybe doing it with Mark Sanford? Maybe it can be the next non-torture at Gtmo or wherever.

    Zhu Bajie

  164. zhubajie says at 10:14 pm, July 2nd, 2009

    dijetlo: “God wants Sara to be President, he told her so (though damn if I can figure out why).”

    Because He’s a practical joker, that’s why. “The Almighty laughs them to scorn.”

    Zhu Bajie

  165. nailinpalinnow says at 5:33 am, July 3rd, 2009

    Here’s a funny little rundown on the thwarted Obama-Is-A-Big-Ape video created and released by SarahPAC for a 4th of July fundraiser:

    http://breepalin.blogspot.com/2009/07/who-made-faux-sarahpac-video-or-sarah.html

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