OMG PEOPLE ARE TWATTING ABOUT REAL WORLD DC TWATS! First, MTV built “love sacks,” and we did nothing. Now, the actual cast of this program, well they are walking around DC! People are doing the Twitter about this! We may have to send Intern Riley over there to hand out some poop-tarts. [Washington City Paper]

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  1. I live about 4 blocks away from their house. I will help Riley go harass these people if I’m not forced to wear a dumb fucking hat.

  2. These two twats from the article neatly encapsulate the emotional extremes being experienced by the twattering citizenry of our great nation’s capitol:

    kendyell Loitering outside the Real World house with my bro and some hipsters..everyone inexplicably has ice cream sandwiches but won’t give us any

    torioreo ugh real world dc is actually happening. They’re moving in right now. My city is being gang raped bareback as we speak. #rwwatch

    All I can add is: #Iranelection

  3. You’re sending Riley to hand out poop-tarts to love sacks on Twitter? So…confused…

    Also, I’m fairly certain someone just left out an ‘H’. Or possibly was told to ‘get the H out of there’. B-52s, you know.

  4. When do we get to see the video of Intern Riley, involved in a three-way, filmed through the quasi-opaque Real World shower doors?

  5. FamousDC RT @dakotafine: Sitting outside real world dc house waiting to see these douches

    Um — what does waiting around to gawk at people you call douches make you?

  6. I’ve always thought that Real World should just cut out the middleman and go straight to producing post-teen orgy porn. The only reason that anybody watches it is to catch a glimpse of the nubile young things and their hot little…

    On second thought, nevermind. Does the FBI monitor Wonkette?

  7. [re=352560]Tommmcatt[/re]: You’re in the clear- the Real World cast is traditionally made up of 24-year-old unemployed trust fund bums, who are above the legal age. Please, continue masturbating freely.

  8. Hmm…I’da gone with fun bags. Just sayin.

    [re=352562]Cicada[/re]: Yes…surprisingly comfortable in a ‘giant testicular’ sort of way.

  9. Doesn’t the photo of panniculus adiposus accompanying the previous article illustrate the concept of “love sacks”?

    Come on, people, these are just beanbag chairs from the ’70s. Remember the ’70s?(I know I do, but I won’t tell you how old I was then.) that’s all they are, renamed in honor of the B-52s.


  10. [re=352562]Cicada[/re]: I’ve got a couple Naked KidSacs™ sitting in front of me right now!

    As it says in the description: KidSacs™ are built to last!”

    (Disclaimer: “The process of shrinking oversized Sacs is protected by LoveSac®, U.S. Patent No. 6,952,906″)

  11. Yes. Send Riley, definitely. He doesn’t have nearly enough to do. Besides why should he be the only member of the staff without a restraining order?

  12. Remember the ’70s?

    Parts of it. Everything after Nixon is kind of a blur. As I recall, there were a lot of fireworks in 1976.

  13. Kudos to anyone who stands outside the Moronic Television “Unreal World” house in D.C. with a boombox blasting an endless loop of Neil Diamond, Burl Ives, Bing Crosby, Air Supply, Leo Sayer, John Mayer, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears music for 12 hours.

    Now, that would be some good television.

  14. Please let Al Jazeera’s new show, “Jihadists and Their Unrelenting War Against Spoiled Ugly-on-the-Inside Horrible Humans Beings and the Manner in They Eradicate Them- Live from the Infadel Capital”, film in close proximity to this house.

    Please Please Please.

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