OMFG FOR REALZ?  2:48 pm July 1, 2009

by Ken Layne

OMG PEOPLE ARE TWATTING ABOUT REAL WORLD DC TWATS! First, MTV built “love sacks,” and we did nothing. Now, the actual cast of this program, well they are walking around DC! People are doing the Twitter about this! We may have to send Intern Riley over there to hand out some poop-tarts. [Washington City Paper]

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Terry July 1, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Love sacks? That’s either a B-52′s song or a truly unfortunate nickname for body parts.

InsidiousTuna July 1, 2009 at 2:54 pm

I live about 4 blocks away from their house. I will help Riley go harass these people if I’m not forced to wear a dumb fucking hat.

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm

How can it be that a technology that was a force for such good in Iran turns out to be a force of evil here?

rereridiculous July 1, 2009 at 2:57 pm

This is marginally more creepy than the sacks from the Matrix that are holding our bodies right now.

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 2:57 pm

These two twats from the article neatly encapsulate the emotional extremes being experienced by the twattering citizenry of our great nation’s capitol:

kendyell Loitering outside the Real World house with my bro and some hipsters..everyone inexplicably has ice cream sandwiches but won’t give us any

torioreo ugh real world dc is actually happening. They’re moving in right now. My city is being gang raped bareback as we speak. #rwwatch

All I can add is: #Iranelection

Noodle Salad July 1, 2009 at 2:58 pm

[re=352544]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: @Mousavi KhaLAMEi struck out again in the love sack RT RT RT #persianhookup

Bronkers July 1, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Riley reportage, plz, mit photos, bitte.

TGY July 1, 2009 at 2:59 pm

You’re sending Riley to hand out poop-tarts to love sacks on Twitter? So…confused…

Also, I’m fairly certain someone just left out an ‘H’. Or possibly was told to ‘get the H out of there’. B-52s, you know.

taylormattd July 1, 2009 at 3:00 pm

When do we get to see the video of Intern Riley, involved in a three-way, filmed through the quasi-opaque Real World shower doors?

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2009 at 3:00 pm

FamousDC RT @dakotafine: Sitting outside real world dc house waiting to see these douches

Um — what does waiting around to gawk at people you call douches make you?

TGY July 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm

[re=352537]Terry[/re]: Drat

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm

[re=352557]SayItWithWookies[/re]: A Wonkette commenter.

Tommmcatt July 1, 2009 at 3:03 pm

I’ve always thought that Real World should just cut out the middleman and go straight to producing post-teen orgy porn. The only reason that anybody watches it is to catch a glimpse of the nubile young things and their hot little…

On second thought, nevermind. Does the FBI monitor Wonkette?

Cicada July 1, 2009 at 3:05 pm

[re=352537]Terry[/re]: Unfortunately, it is some type of “alternative furniture”.

Cicada July 1, 2009 at 3:06 pm

[re=352559]Extemporanus[/re]: Hahahaha…oh…ouch.

InsidiousTuna July 1, 2009 at 3:08 pm

[re=352560]Tommmcatt[/re]: You’re in the clear- the Real World cast is traditionally made up of 24-year-old unemployed trust fund bums, who are above the legal age. Please, continue masturbating freely.

norbizness July 1, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Didn’t Pol Pot have some innovative solutions regarding this type of problem?

Snarkalicious July 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Hmm…I’da gone with fun bags. Just sayin.

[re=352562]Cicada[/re]: Yes…surprisingly comfortable in a ‘giant testicular’ sort of way.

bureaucrap July 1, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Doesn’t the photo of panniculus adiposus accompanying the previous article illustrate the concept of “love sacks”?

Come on, people, these are just beanbag chairs from the ’70s. Remember the ’70s?(I know I do, but I won’t tell you how old I was then.) that’s all they are, renamed in honor of the B-52s.


Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm

[re=352562]Cicada[/re]: I’ve got a couple Naked KidSacs™ sitting in front of me right now!

As it says in the description: KidSacs™ are built to last!”

(Disclaimer: “The process of shrinking oversized Sacs is protected by LoveSac®, U.S. Patent No. 6,952,906″)

Joshua Norton July 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Yes. Send Riley, definitely. He doesn’t have nearly enough to do. Besides why should he be the only member of the staff without a restraining order?

Joshua Norton July 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Remember the ’70s?

Parts of it. Everything after Nixon is kind of a blur. As I recall, there were a lot of fireworks in 1976.

TGY July 1, 2009 at 3:40 pm

So, Lovesacks are the new TruckNutz?

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=352559]Extemporanus[/re]: Hey! (Anyway, I don’t twitter — so there).

Extemporanus July 1, 2009 at 4:15 pm

[re=352642]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I do.

Read this first, then go here, start at the very beginning, and work your way up.

proudgrampa July 1, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Yeah, I LOVE sex. Doesn’t everyone?

Oh, love SACS. Never mind.

finallyhappy July 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm

I have never watched this show and won’t start now. Truly, human brains are turned smooth by this poop.

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2009 at 5:50 pm

[re=352667]Extemporanus[/re]: Well thanks — now I feel better about being a Wonkette commenter.

thefrontpage July 2, 2009 at 11:19 am

Kudos to anyone who stands outside the Moronic Television “Unreal World” house in D.C. with a boombox blasting an endless loop of Neil Diamond, Burl Ives, Bing Crosby, Air Supply, Leo Sayer, John Mayer, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears music for 12 hours.

Now, that would be some good television.

DagNabbit July 2, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Please let Al Jazeera’s new show, “Jihadists and Their Unrelenting War Against Spoiled Ugly-on-the-Inside Horrible Humans Beings and the Manner in They Eradicate Them- Live from the Infadel Capital”, film in close proximity to this house.

Please Please Please.

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