Ha ha, Reuters, you are dirty. You have crossed even Mark Sanford’s line. (Thank you “R T” for this foulness.) [Reuters]
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No wonder American Apparel makes such simple clothing … ever try sewing while getting finger-banged?
American Apparel workers are being probed and fingered? How is this different than any other day?
Please tell me Howie Mandel isn’t involved.
Replace “probe” with “CEO Dov Charney” and it’d be a believable headline.
Was the “probe” Dov Charney? Cuz I’m pretty sure he likes to take pictures of that type of thing and use it as “advertising.”
That should be deemed as child molestation as all of the employees there are too skinny to menstruate. Especially the boys.
Personally, I’d rather take a cash bonus instead of being fingered.
That Dov Charney is a different kind of CEO. What do you expect from a guy masturbates during an interview?
And all I got was this crappy t-shirt.
That’s almost as ridiculous as Tranny Librarian with Special Forces training.
D’oh! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090701/ap_on_go_ot/us_transsexual_lawsuit_2
[re=352207]norbizness[/re]: Ha! That guy sounds like a hilarious nightmare … like Hannibal Lecter force-feeding me a human, but then telling me that it was Dick Cheney he char-broiled.
I keep wanting to yell at those 13-year-old androgynous models in AA ads “Stop stretching that shirt out or you’ll RUIN IT.”
Shouldn’t that be, “Fingers probe 1,800 American Apparel workers”?
Gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life…
As Dorothy Parker said, “If all those sweet young things were laid end-to-end, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised.”
A woman who worked in tech support once mentioned re the unix finger command that you could tell a guy wrote the os (of course it was written before urbandictionary.com). I think when it was written computers responded to commands like IEFBR14 (I believe computer commands were shouted in the old days because all the card readers and line printers were so noisy).
[re=352213]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I expect them to be running for congress, not running a company
[re=352229]qwerty42[/re]:
I USED TO BE A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER AND CODED IN COBOL.
WE WERE ALWAYS TYPING OUR PROGRAM CODE LIKE THIS.
THAT IS THE NICE THING ABOUT unix.
we no longer need to shout at our computers…
Now, now; just because their ads in my local alt weekly are virtually indistinguishable from the hooker ads in the same paper doesn’t mean there’s anything untoward going on.
[re=352229]qwerty42[/re]: Well, yeah, when Unix was written, computer dorks were all guys and rather strange guys at that.
Which brings up the great question: Is “the line” that Sandford crossed only with his wise Latina lover vaginal or anal?
For a pageant of clothing so legit, it was mostly made by the people wearing it, stop by the Furries convention Anthrocon 2009 Pittsburgh Pa like tomorrow or something. I’ll bet Wonkette shows up because the 4 th of July is meaningless these days especially in Washington DC, Washington interns mostly come from backward cities like Pittsburgh anyway, Furries are a running joke in Wonkette, and a Furry convention is about the coolest reply someone from DC can have to what you did on the 4th of July.
Another 200 or so, and they would’ve beaten Dov Charney. SO CLOSE!
[re=352271]proudgrampa[/re]: I took a Y2K-readiness COBOL course way back in the ancient and barbaric 20th century (’99 I think) – for us unix/C++ types, it was like trying to code with rocks ans twigs – and our instructor let us call him ‘Mr. Flintstone’…
[re=352426]Bearbloke[/re]: Man, I forgot all about the Y2K scam. People (to some extent, me included) made fortunes in that racket.
Yeah, we in the 21st century are SO much more sophisticated…
What is the sound of one hand clapping while the other hand finger bangs an underage Mexican factory worker?
I believe it would sound—and look—quite a bit like THIS.
the yahoo link to this story has a nice picture of undies in rainbow colors. somebody at yahoo got the joke….
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090701/us_nm/us_americanapparel
jejejejejeje
[re=352288]TGY[/re]: Things sure have changed, haven’t they?
I thought Mark Sanford’s line signified anal with a ball-gag.
American Apparel: On Wednesdays, It’s Your Turn In The Barrel.
(Old joke. See, there’s a hole in the barrel that Dov Charney sticks his penis through EVERY DAY, and on Wednesdays, your orifice is on the other side, because you are fucked.)
[re=352206]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: It’s worse — Rob Schneider and Jean-Claude van Damme.
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