Give This Reporter Many Raises

Hey, somebody interrupted my fluffy bullshit news story.

Flash: He’s giving up!

[re=351722]problemwithcaring[/re]: though surely he could jerk off in a bag, no? … or could he … ?

I hope Minnesota TV stations (WJM?) has this guy interviewing happy Twin Cities residents outside the Norm Coleman concession speech!

[re=351665]Wet Work[/re]: hmmm, today’s gossip is that the kidz are neither MJ’s, nor the putative mother’s, even tho she did grin & “bear” them. No suprize that MJ & that woman (whatevah her name is) didn’t make sexy time to get some bunz in her oven, but then again, I thought maybe they did some artificial insem. of MJ’s sperm, etc, so the kiddies would really be his. Guess not, so… perhaps MJ didn’t have, uh, the balls to do the deed.

the Steve Ryans of the world need to leave real America alone.

wow. that made my day. dumbass fatass drunkass fratties.

Heheh… that drunk dude totally photobombed the shit out of the news dude.

Does anybody read Elmore Leonard anymore? This is an obvious setup by a certain family. The interloper’s name is Guido. He offers the station a foolproof insurance policy. They take out a policy with Guido’s family, and stand-ups anywhere on the Strip go down with no trouble. You don’t want to pay for insurance, then you remain in your studio, like Moe Green.

It’s very simple in Vegas.

This is actually a class act. In Miami, according to Elmore, the policy to hotel owners is to prevent poop in the pools.

Fat dude, I would venture an educated guess he is technically “retarded,” though I prefer the beautiful french word “imbecile,” just because pigfucking retards hate all things french, so calling them imbeciles is a way to add just a bit more insult to injury.

But as I say, round about my parts, he would be considered a retard for sure. However, there are places where I am sure he would be electable because he represents their local values, you know, stupidity, and whatnot.

Hmmm. Did Joe the Plumber’s “Pints and Politics” 3.2% social hold a session in Vegas, cuz it appears that one of his cornstiturants done xscaped. I wish that the female anchors had been tonguing each other down when they did that cut-away shot or whatever. I like my Vegas the way I like my Vegas is all.

“Who are these people? These faces! They look like caricatures of used-car dealers from Dallas. But they’re real. And, sweet Jesus, there are a hell of a lot of them — still screaming around these desert-city crap tables at four-thirty on a Sunday morning. Still humping the American Dream, that vision of the Big Winner somehow emerging from the last-minute pre-dawn chaos of a stale Vegas casino.”
I was just at that corner of the semi-abandoned “Fremont St. Experience” a couple weeks ago. The depression is not treating it so nicely. To add insult to injury they had some “summer of love” theme and there were poorly replicated soulless versions of the merry pranksters bus at both ends. But at least they were playing good acid music and the beers in the casinos were only 2 bucks.

[re=351662]assistant/atlas[/re]: Yeah, where are the info babes that are in heat over Sanford?

Now imagine the brain pain had you seen this entire clip, a mere six days ago…

[re=351931]druranium[/re]: The only thing missing from this video report was a tripping sportswriter and a skagged-up Samoan lawyer, puking out the window of a Caddy and asking cop-like creatures from Oklahoma whether they’d like to buy some heroin. He would know, ’cause he served in veet-nam.

today, we are all drunken fat guy.

He’s no Arthur Chi’en, but that guy definitely was aksin’ for some chin music. Tread lightly KTNV.

[re=351715]hyperrreal[/re]: Reminds me of a comix. That was where creativity was in the sixties. The picture was exquisite detail of a portly father home from work and the usual bourgeois detritis all about, and there’s a blank rectangle right in front of his face, and he’s muttering, `Hey, there’s a gap in my reality.’

Fritz the Cat was much much better than Proust. Much.

[re=351931]druranium[/re]: Everybody knows but you’re sposeta say so. Hunter S Thompson.

[re=352084]ozbob[/re]: that’s gold!

My favorite reporter reaction is the ol’ “drive by farting” classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ouT1UKPiNg

Its the whole thunderstruck look, and the “Oh my… goodness!” save that makes this reporter the ALL TIME WINNER, in my book, for reporter dealing with shockingly embarassingly live coverage.

To me the drunk guy looks like Glenn Beck without his toupee.

ROFL

Okay peeps, let’s get honest and real.

Who hasn’t wanted to do that to either Jim Cramer or Michele Bachmann?

[re=352079]Mr Blifil[/re]: Dancers are at titty bars not casinos silly.

I’d love to be slapped by a local news reporter on air. It would be like winning the daily lottery for a nice tidy lump of dough. Hel-lo check!

I kind of liked that asshole. I get like that too when I drink. Kind of like Charles Grodin’s character in Catch-22, when Yosarian is pounding him with his fists and the guy is completely unfazed.