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2:56 PM on Tue June 30 2009 By Ken Layne 1050 Views
Look here, Ken. Are you a prophet of doom? I’ll jump out of the window if you tell me the Facebook servers are down.
Sync or swim.
INTERNET DIES
You have 1417 in your inbox? Holy shit! Read some damned email! Mark all and delete!
If the rapture is happening, dibs on all the stuff left behind…
WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT THAT CRAZY GOPHER VIDEO?
Seriously, it’s the rapture and they took Farrah, Mike and Billy Mays?
REPENT!!!! REPENT!!!!
What’s the url of that rabbit blog, Ken?
It’s back!!!1!!!1 We’re saved. Ken, please post your response to the dumber, uglier McCain via youtube. Thx.
But how will I have my revolution now?
InsidiousTuna: That was a stupid question. It’s obviously http://www.nakedbunnywithawhip.blogspot.com.
These tubes are getting clogged JUST AS Ted Stevens said, remember?
its a good thing i backed up my “water skiing squirrel” to my cloud server!!
The real story here is that Wonkette looks at rabbit porn while blogging.
tubes clogged. this shit is not a truck, you assholes.
Morbo the Annihilator: Well because you people are too LAZY to type “rabbit blog” in the Google and click the top match, here, it is Heather Havrilesky’s site.
Alex Jones didn’t even mention this, therefore, it is not true. I am completely lost without my innertubes.
Youtubo delenda est!
Victory!
shortsshortsshorts: Well if you are white, every picture of Obama is giving you the gofer evil eye right.
Looks like you got 1417 spittle-spraying, frenzied emails about it, if you bothered to check your inbox…
Eh, the world didn’t end when Joe the Plumber’s website secureourdream.com went down and its been down for weeks. See, we can survives with out the internets.
youporn.com is still up so what’s the ruckus all about?
Welcome back, !
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Look here, Ken. Are you a prophet of doom?
I’ll jump out of the window if you tell me the Facebook servers are down.
Sync or swim.
INTERNET DIES
You have 1417 in your inbox? Holy shit! Read some damned email! Mark all and delete!
If the rapture is happening, dibs on all the stuff left behind…
WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT THAT CRAZY GOPHER VIDEO?
Seriously, it’s the rapture and they took Farrah, Mike and Billy Mays?
REPENT!!!! REPENT!!!!
What’s the url of that rabbit blog, Ken?
It’s back!!!1!!!1 We’re saved. Ken, please post your response to the dumber, uglier McCain via youtube. Thx.
But how will I have my revolution now?
InsidiousTuna: That was a stupid question. It’s obviously http://www.nakedbunnywithawhip.blogspot.com.
These tubes are getting clogged JUST AS Ted Stevens said, remember?
its a good thing i backed up my “water skiing squirrel” to my cloud server!!
The real story here is that Wonkette looks at rabbit porn while blogging.
tubes clogged. this shit is not a truck, you assholes.
Morbo the Annihilator: Well because you people are too LAZY to type “rabbit blog” in the Google and click the top match, here, it is Heather Havrilesky’s site.
Alex Jones didn’t even mention this, therefore, it is not true. I am completely lost without my innertubes.
Youtubo delenda est!
Victory!
shortsshortsshorts: Well if you are white, every picture of Obama is giving you the gofer evil eye right.
Looks like you got 1417 spittle-spraying, frenzied emails about it, if you bothered to check your inbox…
Eh, the world didn’t end when Joe the Plumber’s website secureourdream.com went down and its been down for weeks. See, we can survives with out the internets.
youporn.com is still up so what’s the ruckus all about?