Wonkette
Let’s see, what do the nuts have to complain about today? That Barack Hussein is lookin’ at white folk in a critical-like fashion! Yes, yes he can. So much for the “good old days,” when the only coloreds in the White House were the Help, and you can bet your white ass they wouldn’t be all up in your grill, looking at you, when you were talking to them. Barack Obama should jes’ look down at his loose shoes when he’s gettin’ spoke to. [The Awl]
Y’all knew this would happen when an uppity colored guy got ‘lected to the black house…
Thank goodness he doesn’t give Angela Merkle that “Hey, baby, boom chicka wow wow, ya know?” look Bush used to give her.
Did Obama kill Vince Foster and Michael Jackson — with his glare?
Developing…
We’re looking through you white devils!
That’s not an “evil eye”, it’s “an eye with a working brain behind it”.
Oh, wait. I forgot Drudge’s target audience.
They were always looking at the white-folk that way. It’s just that before, the coloreds were standing behind whitey while the crackers dined so no one noticed.
Who does that man think he is, all looking at people and stuff.
Does the Newseum have a section on stupidity yet?
Quotation-parallelism fail, Bunny.
RUN FER YER LIFES NIGGER PREZDINT!
OBAMA HAS “EVIL EYE”…
DEVELOPING…
I love looking whitey in the eye. As RNC Chairman, I’m actually SUPPOSED to do this.
Plus, I NEVER put my iPod on Shuffle.
HES JUS TRIN’ 2 REED DA TELEPROMTERZZ!!!111!!~one!1
“Why, no suh, Missuh Drudge, suh. I wuhn’t be so dissaspecful as so look you in yo eye. No, suh, I’s jest lookin’ at dem watah melon fields inna distance ovah dere. You knows how I loves me my watah melons, suh!”
Fuck, slow news day Drudge? Now he’s just cold makin’ shit up…
Alvaro Uribev? What kind of Latino name is that? Also, courier suck as a font just as Druge sucks as a commentator.
Evil Eye is the new Uppity
Does he have two contact lenses, one marked with the word ‘love’, the other marked with the word ‘hate’?
“You talking’ t’ me?…You taw-lkin to meeee??!!?”
Jesus Christ. It’s only 10:00 am. I can’t start drinking because I hate humanity yet.
This was all prophesied the first time Arnold got up in Mr. Drummond’s face and exclaimed, “WHATCHOOO TALKIN’ ABOUT, OLD WHITE GUY?!?”
It’s all Gary Coleman’s fault.
The Audacity of Whistlin’ At A White Lady
freakishlystrong: What do you mean by “now”?
I remember the golden age, when a white man could say the most buttfucking retarded thing in human history (lookin’ at you, Chip Reid et alia) and the black guy he said it to would look down and mumble “yes marstah.” Now they feel like they have a right to make you feel bad for going to important press conferences about international diplomacy and making a complete ass of yourself, and your country by extension.
FUN FACT: Obama casting a “baleful eye” at his opponents is an action ghostwritten by Bill Ayers, who once used the phrase in some book nobody gave a shit about.
Is Ken Layne a “vicious cocksucker”?
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/06/malkin-award-niminee-10.html
Defense of teh Palin reaches new level.
Will Layne give this ‘other’ McCain the evil eye?
BASKITBALL PLAING, MUSLIN SOCIALIST NONAMERICAN…NOW HES LOOKING FOLK STRATE IN THE EYE!!!1111!!! REVELOOTION IS COMING!11!1, ALSO.
This is like the movie “The Omen” when the AntiChrist(tm) looks at people and they get run over by street sweepers and stabbed with crucifixes “coincidentally”.
trickyrick: I vote for some war blogging:
http://legalinsurrection.blogspot.com/2009/06/wonkette-goes-after-trig-palin-again.html#comment-form
http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/06/it-takes-small-people-to-stoop-this-low.html#comment-form
As far as Ken is concerned, we shouldn’t judge. A man gets lonely out there in the desert…
Developing… Drudge’s grade school newspaper writing abilty.
I have raised my own cracker-ass terror alert level to chartreuse, and will go to full-on ecru (quitting work, going off the grid, stocking up on pork n’ beans) if Drudge adds animated sirens to the story.
This is nothing new. Hasn’t Mr. T been doing his ‘I pity the foo’ look at white people for years?
Obama is developing an even more sinister version of the eye, which he plans to use on Kim Jong-Il and Ahmadinejad. He will test the new version on Republican members of congress who want to filibuster Sotomayor, thus speeding up the nomination process.
magic titty: For Barry book bastardizations, I still prefer “Hope of My Dreams” and “The Audacity of Muslim Africa”.
TGY: “Mr. T Releases Pity List ‘85″
Shouldn’t the pic be shopped so that one eye is crosst towards t’other so as to show that Obama IS ONE HALF FUCKING WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE?!!!!!!!!!!!111!
This really is some plantation mentality boooshit right hee-uh.
I hear his flatulence is much worse.
Angered, the president said from now on when he makes eye contact with idiots they will turn to a pillar of salt.
magic titty: Nice Emmett Till reference. We’ve come a long way as a country — even if we’ve had to drag half of it with us, kicking and screaming.
I really did think the pigfuckers and goat molesting racist hicks and nascar dicks would literally rise up, march in the streets, with their guns, take to the hills, and start shooting, when Obama took office.
Turns out they are going just as batshit crazy as that scenario would require, but it manifests itself in a slightly more subtle way.
There is an awful lot of stupidity. I think its the cognitive dissonance. Its like a stupid eruption or a stupid storm of some kind. I wonder if scientists will ever be able to understand it, and forecast it, like the weather. “Todays weather, cloudy, with an 80% chance a republican governor will go pussy crazy, and a 30% chance the minority leader will say something racist.”
NJB: Good point, I was just trying to work a “cold” in there…
Repubs:
The eyes are the windows to the soul, who’s telling y’all that you’re inbred jackasses. I hope his gaze makes y’all piss/shit your Brooks Bros. 48w 28l slacks.
Also, every answer at his press conferences should end with “boss.”
godforbidowright:
His pole-smoking ability, however, is quite advanced.
trickyrick: The link is not quite right (”nominee”) but the man is a weirdo:
“Given the choice between being Oprah and Sarah Palin, then, most young women would rather be like Sarah — and not merely because Todd is such a tasty hunk of prime beef.”</i.
Tasty hunk? Who’s gay Here?
SayItWithWookies: Now that, my friend, was excellent.
Holee shit! That projection leveled at Goons and Layne is seriously strong. It might require a new flying mammal, because batshit can’t contain it.
imissopus: Alright then - as Winston once said: “War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can’t smile, grin. If you can’t grin, keep out of the way till you can.”
So, if it is to be war, then let us face if with a smile. I, too vote to go to War.
Evil Eye? That’s the look of love for his country.
Even if it was the Evil Eye, its a whole let better to the W Blank Stare of a Fried Brain
Bruno: As ‘love for country’ sometimes requires a horror of stupidity, yes.
facehead: Stink eye? Brown eye? Eye eye eye-eye, a Mexican hot tortilla?
FormerDCite: It’s just Obama’s version of “Blue Steel”– The new look will be called “Magnum,” and nobody will be able to resist its powers.
So, Obama is Romani, and we are just all watching an elaborate, gigantic version of The Riches?
It’s two pm in my world — so I will start drinking now.
Blender: Genius.
“Evil eye” is just a reference to Barry’s voodoo powers. All those secret muslins have ‘em.
Bruno: Thats ‘Bacon’. Fried Bacon.
I can remember plenty of times when I had my picture taken in an unguarded moment, and then I saw the picture and in the frame my facial expression seems to convey being irritated or unhappy, when I know for a fact that neither was the case at the time.
In other words: STOP OVER-FUCKING-ANALYZING PHOTOS, DOUCHE!!
(See, if you took my picture there, I really would have been irritated and/or unhappy.)
I did see anyone that Drudge named in that article who didn’t need the “are you fucking kidding me?” look. Stupids deserve no mercy. And really, it’s a parent look that means “you’re headed for a time-out, mister.” Totally appropriate for our emotionally-5-years-old conservatives like Boner and Silvio.
DOS on McCain in 3, 2, (look out McCain. . . ; )
Cicada: I hope he does have voodoo powers. It’s about time that Ogun Feraille helps us put the smackdown on these wanna-be slavers.
Let me see if I understand this correctly. Some useless goof-ass white corporate shill reporter let’s his/her quacky-duck ring tone go off during a press conference, and the President is not allowed to look at these people, as a collective or as individuals, critically. The criticism seems a tad unreasonable to me, frankly. IMHO. And if I may say so. Permission to speak freely assumed on my part. If I may.
Biden has been looking people in the eye ‘critically’, for years. So, anything goes, as far as I am concerned.
Wait ’til he gives ‘em one of these . . .
http://tiny.cc/7hT3F
It’s hard to look a man in the eye when he is on his knees, especially if he has a fedora on.
I get it, now… we are all Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet (at 0:45)
Cicada: You know when you consider the various misfortunes that are befalling all of Barry’s enemies and detractors, that voodoo shit may not be too far off. These motherfuckers are dropping like flies.
Jesus, it’s that slow a news day? Isn’t Michael Jackson still dead?
I would like him to level that gaze at Harry Reid once a day or until Reid resigns.
TexasCowGirl: Sanford, Ensign, Hoekstra, Steele, Rush, Beck… and the rest. Those dudes make their own voodoo. Or doodoo. Or dodo doodoo voodoo.
I’ll get it figured out eventually, but that is closer to the truth.
dr.giraud: You forgot the ‘Charlie’.
seriouly, as a web developer, I still cant believe that cunttard makes so much money posting shit like this on a SINGLE, bland html page.
Didn’t they used to lynch teh blacks for “reckless eyeballing”?