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Why Have We Not Heard Of This Delightful Lee Terry Character?

Midwestern Saint of Profane InvectiveSo this guy Lee Terry, he is from Nebraska — a state which, as anyone who has spent an hour and a half getting lunch in Omaha can tell you, is surprisingly tolerable! Rep. Terry is very feisty, as well, as evidenced by his reportedly telling a DC driver “Fuck you” when the driver pointed out the other day that he was jaywalking. He also got into a vulgar shouting match with Jesse Jackson Jr. once on the House floor. This alone equipped him with a one-way ticket to Awesome. [CQ via Glenn Thrush]


10:21 AM on Mon June 29 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. InsidiousTuna says at 10:26 am, June 29th, 2009

    “[Expletive] you!” Terry retorted.

    “Really?” the driver asked.

    “Really,” Terry confirmed.

    That’s fucking awesome.

  2. SayItWithWookies says at 10:29 am, June 29th, 2009

    No tearful rambling confessions from this dude. Also, I’ll bet he likes llamas.

  3. He goes to the same hair salon as Blagojevich.

  4. rmontcal says at 10:37 am, June 29th, 2009

    This week on “Really?!?!” with Seth and Amy…

  5. I tell DC drivers “fuck you” all the time and my fanblog doesn’t dedicate posts to this.

  6. x111e7thst says at 10:40 am, June 29th, 2009

    Is he related to the little creep who “karate chopped” that black lady? Cause looking at him he looks like he should be.

  7. Sunfire says at 10:47 am, June 29th, 2009

    Clearly the Congressman is a practitioner of radical honesty. Is that so wrong?

  8. finallyhappy says at 10:47 am, June 29th, 2009

    I thought Fuck you was standard political language now. Now if he actually meant he actually wanted to have sexytime with the taxi driver- that might be news.

  9. freakishlystrong says at 10:52 am, June 29th, 2009

    Man, the party of “Family Values” sure haz potty mouth lately. Boner and his “pile of shit” and now this, sheesh!

  10. Fucking Nebraska.

  11. norbizness says at 10:53 am, June 29th, 2009

    I think his piece of flair says “We’re Not in Nebraska Anymore!”

  12. They don’t have pedestrian lanes in Nebraska, obvs.

  13. El Pinche says at 10:57 am, June 29th, 2009

    The blocky hair, the chubby cheeks, the pale aryan tone, and the beady eyes…he screams FUCK YOU, I’M REPUBLICAN!!!!

  14. norbizness says at 11:00 am, June 29th, 2009

    Not pictured: the piece of wood he continually gnaws on because his incisors, like those of all rodents, never stop growing.

  15. wx insider says at 11:09 am, June 29th, 2009

    Crab1: I’m with Crab. This is news?

  16. Monsieur Grumpe says at 11:10 am, June 29th, 2009

    Nice face. Very punchable.

  17. Monsieur Grumpe says at 11:12 am, June 29th, 2009

    Can anyone make out the lapel button? I’m guessing Corn Husker Champ 1983.

  18. nappyduggs says at 11:12 am, June 29th, 2009

    He does kinda look like the .25 peep show goer’s Garrison Keillor.

  19. WadISay says at 11:13 am, June 29th, 2009

    I am surprised Politico didn’t headline this, Tough new breed of GOPer ready to dish out all the traffic can handle.”

  20. S.Luggo says at 11:16 am, June 29th, 2009

    Lee Terry is why Nebraska should not get the bomb.

  21. BigBrainOnBrad says at 11:17 am, June 29th, 2009

    Wow. Stephen King cleans up pretty nice.

  22. Clancy_Pants says at 11:25 am, June 29th, 2009

    Hey Moe Green survived changed his name and ran for Congress?

    http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsR/14836-7386.gif

  23. NebraskashireGentry says at 11:32 am, June 29th, 2009

    “surprisingly tolerable”?!

    if that’s some kind of compliment, Nebraska will take it.

    if not, well, the office of our beloved Congressman Terry will be in touch.

    actually, I am surprised Lee Terry, the son of a guy who evangelizes on a local-access cable channel, would use such language…DC and its Jesse Jackson Jrs (if you know what I mean) have changed that West Dodge simpleton into a monster.

  24. Chickensmack says at 11:32 am, June 29th, 2009

    This made me chuckle, as continued on CQ: “During a tense debate on the Agriculture spending bill, a Democrat shouted across the chamber, ‘They can’t be trusted!’ Terry, R-Neb., retorted, ‘Shut up!’”

    “Fuck you”? “Shut up”? They can culminate their quelling argument in two words?! To whom else in the GOP would this apply?

    “Wide Stance” - Larry Craig
    “I quit” - Fred Thompson
    “Waron Turr” - Dubya
    “I’m sorry” - Mark Sanford

    Hell, you have 300,000 other words to choose from, boys. Take a stab at it. “Won’t hurt.”

  25. Formerly Preferred says at 11:35 am, June 29th, 2009

    The driver obviously is not familiar with the standard challenge:response code here. In circumstances such as this, the proper response to “fuck you” is not “really”–it’s “Fuck me? No, fuck YOU.” Whereupon the original issuer of the challenge either backs down, or turns and begins to remove his jacket to prepare for fisticuffs. To properly pull this off, at this point someone in his entourage intervenes and restrains the challenger, thus giving the challenger the benefit of appearing to be ready to fight without having to actually expose himself to the risk of violence.

  26. getoffmylawn says at 11:37 am, June 29th, 2009

    Another Rahm wannabe

  27. DangerousLiberal says at 11:37 am, June 29th, 2009

    My goddamn bastard kids should never be exposed to fucking foul language like that spewed by this asshole politician. Who the fuck does he think he is? I am trying to raise my children in a wholesome environment–you know, pro sports on weekends, reruns of Saving Grace and Rescue Me on the tee-vee: wholesome family values, there. Now I have to fucking parent block the goddamn C-SPAN in case another GrOPer let’s fly with shitty invective. Fuck me.

  28. rereridiculous says at 11:38 am, June 29th, 2009

    Wow! Lee Terry (D-Nebraska) has hit a new low!

  29. El Pinche says at 11:58 am, June 29th, 2009

    Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
    We’re talkin fuckin Leee….

  30. Fly Over Girl says at 12:04 pm, June 29th, 2009

    In 10 years of representing Nebraska’s Congressional District 2, Lee Terry has accomplished one thing — other than dropping the F-bomb — the renaming of a post office. Not building a new post office, but renaming an old one.

    If one ever gets the chance to converse with Terry, he’s about as dumb as a box of rocks. The fact that Terry can string two words together is quite the feat.

  31. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 12:09 pm, June 29th, 2009

    This from “Ahmad” in Glenn’s comments:

    A Republican yells an expletive at at a motorist and this is news? While the Democrat drunk driving Kennedy is free to come and go from his latest rehab to cast a vote whenever he pleases.Talk about privledge.

    Hasn’t somebody already made plenty of pate out of this canard? Stay classy, motherfuckers!

  32. TeddyS says at 12:16 pm, June 29th, 2009

    Thing is, he was the most qualified being in the district to run for Congress. He edged out a cow in a feed lot that had a cute singsong Moo until she was run through the shredder in order to appear at a McDonald’s near you.

  33. Humpback says at 12:23 pm, June 29th, 2009

    The f-bomb is so hackneyed. It loses points in my book for lame attempt at passion, but without imagination or vocabulary. Pass.

  34. thefrontpage says at 12:24 pm, June 29th, 2009

    From QC:

    Terry: Hey, I’m walkin’ here!

    Driver: That’s not original at all. Dustin Hoffman as Ratzo Rizzo in “Midnight Cowboy” said that about 35 or 40 years ago in that movie.

    Terry: What?

    Driver: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU MORON!

    Terry: I’m a conservative Republican Congressman!

    Driver: No one cares! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU MORON!

  35. norbizness says at 12:26 pm, June 29th, 2009

    queeraselvis v 2.0: Is privledge when there’s a precariously placed toilet?

  36. 19kevin8 says at 12:29 pm, June 29th, 2009

    I love how Politico and CQ report on the sorts of conversations that most Americans have at least once a week.

    I tell people to fuck off on the regular.

  37. zenferret says at 12:33 pm, June 29th, 2009

    rereridiculous: You from Fox News?

  38. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 12:38 pm, June 29th, 2009

    Maybe we can have him and Dick Cheney face off in a swear-off on the Fourth of July.

  39. A Better American Than YOU says at 12:39 pm, June 29th, 2009

    I, too, want to engage in a vulgar shouting match with Jesse Jackson Jr — and Sr — and Al Sharpton. And no, it’s not a racial thing. There are many more white folks whom I wish to engage in vulgar shouting matches.

  40. Extemporanus says at 1:23 pm, June 29th, 2009

    Omaha is indeed a wild kingdom. Just ask Marlin Perkins, who filmed his show there before being viciously mauled to death by a rampaging dik-dik.

  41. donner_froh says at 1:45 pm, June 29th, 2009

    TGY: Or pedestrians.

  42. BlueMonkey says at 2:41 pm, June 29th, 2009

    This guy! You’re lucky you don’t get his goddamn phone calls asking you to join in on some health care or energy conference call he’s having with his concerned constituents. If you’ve ever had to listen to this douchebag’s voice….jeezus but he’s a dork. His law office used to be in the same building that I worked…he’s worse in person.

    S.Luggo: lolz…NE has had the bomb for decades (the launch command bunkers are here with the fail-safe keys have been here since the cold war ramped up - don’t know if that’s still the case since they re-configged, but don’t want to know now).

  43. NebraskashireGentry says at 4:42 pm, June 29th, 2009

    Fly Over Girl: BlueMonkey:

    fellow Nebraskans?!

    finally!

    it’s been lonely around here.

  44. Fly Over Girl says at 4:49 pm, June 29th, 2009

    NebraskashireGentry: Yep, I lurk for the most part but post on occasion.

    If we can have Alaskans for Nebraska to honor our much loved football team, then we need Nebraskans for Wonkette!

  45. NebraskashireGentry says at 5:51 pm, June 29th, 2009

    Fly Over Girl: …fairly certain we can’t count on Lee Terry joining.

  46. Otter bored. says at 7:31 pm, June 29th, 2009

    Hey I’d like to give an F’n shout out to my fellow Nebraskans too! Our local Repugliness has made teh Wonkette!

  47. zhubajie says at 12:02 am, June 30th, 2009

    They used to say that moving to Nebraska was like being hanged: at first it was a shock, but after a while you’d get used to it.

    Zhu Bajie, Iowegian

  48. I never understood Jaywalking laws anyway. Seems like something the car companies would lobby for to discourage people from walking even more. At least they went bankrupt before we would start getting points on license for walking.

  49. Mad Farmer Manifest says at 12:45 pm, June 30th, 2009

    Why wasn’t he driving a gas guzzling, pedestrian smasher? Clearly a closet beliver in exercise and global warming–traiter to the Republican cause. Burn the heretic!

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