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The Virgin Palin, Our Lady of Eternal Anger, gave birth to the New Jesus at some point last year — or not, who knows, and now Andrew Sullivan just cares about Iran (which is a good thing!) so we’ll never find out the truth — and ever since it has been both a Cardinal/Venial Sin and Sharia Law that no mortal shall “desecrate” an image of the Sacred One … no one but Sarah Palin herself, because Allah both allows and encourages the use of the Holy Infant as a cheap political prop as long as such cruel hackery is performed by the Virgin Palin herself.
Palin’s fury was such, when she found out some blog “on the Internet” had combined a picture of her cradling one of her Magic Babies together with a picture of her Jedi Master, some dingbat old radio talk-show clown in Alaska, that she did verily send her dumbest disciple, “Brother Meg,” to start a Jihad against the Entire Internet.
But we know what happens when a fear-and-anger crazed Snow Witch starts a vain war she can never hope to win: The Internet Strikes Back.
Which is to say, Palin basically poked a stick in the world’s largest beehive filled with cheap & tireless insanity, and the SomethingAwful.com goons have unleashed a pack of Photoshop Dogs From Hell to make the most incredible collection of Sarah Palin Desecration Images in the History of Time, the end.
General Bullshit > Sarah Palin thinks photoshopping special needs babies is appalling [Something Awful]
OK, I’ll say what we’re all thinking: Sarah Palin is a special needs baby.
Finally, something I can jack it to.
Desperate for some airtime, Snowbilly?
STFU pleeze.
Whacko-Jacko woulda loved him some bebe Trigger. Too badz MJ’s gone to the happy hunting grounds in the skyes.
Alt-text win.
This one’s my personal favorite: http://img.waffleimages.com/68274393863e4349a6952f7def57e7e6fb2fd430/bigmouth.jpg
I fully expect that I will be condemned to hell by the end of the day. Palin’s zombies are worse than Scientologists.
The pic of Witchiepoo cradling Terry Schiavo is full of EPIC WIN.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: God, I love teh internets.
Serolf Divad: Shouldn’t you be off making one of your own?
This one is pleasant: http://www.windsorairsoftclub.com/PalinKim.jpg
Here’s how you can maintain pageviews during Michael Jackson week, Ken:
http://img.waffleimages.com/0c9dc7c1b2221d5f8a74e1a0e72a4c66ed38d6e3/Bestpals.png
The first person to make a site that lets anyone make these wins a million billion internet dollerz.
The fact that McCain hasn’t been photoshopped into one of those is both appalling and morally reprehensible.
It’s only a matter of time before Terri Schiavo enters this equation…
Best laugh I’ve had in a while. Thanks Ken.
Keram2: Cosign.
Ken, do you think the PUMAs will protest the Internet outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater?
Hail Sarah, full of crap, you’re boring me.
Wretched art thou among women,
And wretched are your Fruit o’ the Looms. Jeebus.
Sarah Palin (as Slymenstra Hymen) cradling a little Sexecutioner is truly inspired.
NoWireHangers:
I would be, but Alex Rodriguez stole my date.
All right…about to leave for a Girl Scout overnight camp where it’s about 200 degrees, but have to say this as a parent. No one holds their kid like that unless they want people to see his face. I’ve never even seen pics of him/her where they are face to face. I’ve seen people hold sacks of potatoes with more reverence than she totes this kid around with. I’m surprised they haven’t found a way to attach a handle to him so they don’t ever have to touch him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wingnutz VS teh intertubes! Where’s one with JTP?
No one would do this to Michele Bachmann, she’ too well respected by everybody.
jodyleek: Shouldn’t that be Fruit o’ the Womb?
Did you doctor that baby? YOU ARE BENEATH COMTENPT!!51111
It’s as if she said something bad about Ron Paul.
momus: She is also a special needs baby…
Good luck with shoveling shit against the tide, Palin.
“Awww….did my widdle ‘Trooper fire off a stinky pooper? That’s OK—your ol’ Uncle Johnny used to do it in his widdle spacesuit alll the time! You just hold on there, big guy…
Piper! PIPER! Get in here! NOW!!!“
icanhazspeshulneedz.com?
please let there be trucknutz put on that baby.
What would Blanket do?
Keram2: Beaten to the punch…
http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=362519966
Whooooa. Just clicked on that site and my Trend Micro security warning device just tazed me, man. I will not fuck with this bitch or her cretins anymore. I’m out.
We are all special needs babies today.
Wait, maybe we’re all special needs babies everyday…
proudgrampa: I don’t really have anything against her kids, unless they become elected officials.
Where do I cleaning send the bill for making me shoot coffee out of my nose and onto my shirt with that photo?
I do love the all the funny people on the ethernet tubes.
My vote goes to the Pee-wee Herman one.
Yes, Sarah, it’s those blogs on the Internet you have to worry about; the others, not so much.
And Ken, what a nearly perfect 4-paragraph+illus. divertimento.
That poor child! I wonder how the little tyke’s mother Bristol is taking all of this?
If god wanted us to have stormtrooper babies, she would have made the male appendage to look like a storm trooper’s helme… oh wait!
“Which is to say, Palin basically poked a stick in the world’s largest beehive filled with cheap & tireless insanity”
Thou art, indeed, a great man.
Texan Bulldoggette:
I’m surprised they haven’t found a way to attach a handle to him so they don’t ever have to touch him.
Comment of the century!
shortsshortsshorts: I think Joe the Special Needs Baby would be more apropos, since he was born of the campaign.
But there’s only two ways to get attention on CNN nowadays: die or have an affair.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
reckon gubbner Babble Spass never heard that saying about “boxing outside your weight”
Motherfucker. She makes herself so easy to make fun of, and then anytime anyone makes fun of her, she gets “offended” and makes a public statement about it, which causes people to make fun of her even more. But no publicity is bad publicity; she’s just trying to make everyone remember her till 2012 and gather in the wingnuts who actually agree that whatever has offended her is “over the line.”
i haet u sara paylin
Ahhh … sweet respite from the Jackothon … thou art a balm for my tortured soul, Wonkette.
I demand the head of Mitt Romney!
And maybe throw one in with Rudy G in lipstick for good measure.
Oshi! Why didn’t I think of this before? The Santorum kids!
Yes, truly, this is worse than the man who smashed the Pieta- because we know that Sarah is the true Madonna
If she was living as God had intended Alaskans to, in fur-lined tents feasting on whale blubber without any internet connection, this could have all been avoided.
She looks like she’s really enjoying that thing. Where’s her right hand?
Seeing it so many times, one after another…gosh, that lady has a lot of chin. Just a whole lot of chin. Tiny face on a big head.
I am shocked and disgusted… that none of these include the original famous special needs baby Sean Hannity.
Here’s what I want to know. If Sarah is now spending all of her time watching TV and Searching the Internets for people making fun of her, who the hell is watching for Putin’s rearing head? We could all die, you know.
Wonkette, you have gone too far! Comparing Triggy to an sacred and iconic butt plug is BEYOND the pale! http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
This one’s my favorite, easy, so far: http://carnivore.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/46/4680f993f07375c2dfcc2013fb39821276cf6c28.jpg
Okay I know I’m a little late to this, but here’s mine:
http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm48/SayItWithWookies/?action=view¤t=eviltrig.jpg
Trigg as Lord Voldemort is quite timely, since as any HP fan knows, the new movie comes out July 15!
Ok, /b/tards, the Goons have made the first move. Now it’s your turn.
SayItWithWookies: You have exposed me! *disappears in a puff of sulpherous smoke*
“Governor Palin. I should have expected to find you holding Trig’s leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.”
Can someone make one with Trig as Pyramid Head?
Venial. It’s venial sins. Also mortal sins. The cardinal sins, despite what they sound like, are not the favorite sins of the princes of the church, but the fountainheads of sin, pace Ayn Rand.
The caption on the original photo should be, “Look! I didn’t abort this funny looking retard!”
We get it, bitch. Now will you quit exploiting that innocent child?
And there were in the same state oil workers abiding in the field, keeping watch over their rigs by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of Wasillia a Special Needs Child, ‘Tis Trig the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, on the stage with his mother. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising Palin, and saying, Glory to Palin in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.’ That’s what Republicanism is all about, Charlie Brown.”
Which is to say, Palin basically poked a stick in the world’s largest beehive filled with cheap & tireless insanity
You say that like it’s a bad thing. If Todd can get a hummer once in a while from the Mrs I can only say, god bless him, it aint like there’s anything worth listening too coming out of it so why not stuff something in it?
Extemporanus:
It’s a matter of record that Piper Palin’s full name is Piper Indy Grace Palin.
If you’d ever had any doubts about whether or not Sarah and Todd Palin were playing will a full deck, that ought to make up your mind.
Only the cruelest of parents would name their kid with the initials P.I.G. Palin.
Now I have to check out Willow’s name: Willow Bianca Faye Palin. Hmmm. W.B.F.P.?
Don’t know what Bristol’s is, but her son’s is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. T.E.M.J. — or, if she uses the Palin last name, T.E.M.P.
10 Commandments, Revised Down to Five
1. Thou shalt never make fun of a Palin.
2. Thou shalt never question the parentage of the Holy Child Trig.
3. Keep all days on which the Holy Mother Sarah Palin appears in the media to express Her outrage well- and favorably-reported.
4. Any who question the ethics of the Holy Mother Sarah Palin shall be beheaded or at least cast out into the ‘unreal’ America and despised from that day forth.
5. Love the Holy Mother Sarah Palin above all things, for it is She who wilt deliver us from the evil Democrat party and their host of Alinsky-worshiping demons.
Q Whats the difference beyween sarah Palins Mouth and her vagina ?
A. Only 1 retarded thing came out of her vagina
Q What is the Difference between Sarah Palins Mouth and her vagina ?
A Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina
Iwo Bama: what, it was so funny you had to post it twice?
You know, I remember being embarrassed by my mother from time to time when I was a kid. I wonder how the Palin kids feel… being embarrassed by their mother on a daily basis and all.
Sarah Palin is such a miserable and contemptible fraud.
Take a look at the pics of her as VP candidate on stage with Trig in one hand and a microphone in the other while giving speeches. No, she doesn’t use her family as political props. Never.
What a hypocrite.
She is the worst kind of child exploiter. Using her own kids for pure self-promotion.
A “Pitbull with lipstick” she aint. “Sarahcuda”, not so much.
Palin won’t even say “Fuck You!” to the those who know The Truth about Trig. She won’t do WHATEVER it takes to protect her very own family. Amazing. It would take her seconds to whip out the baby pics, medical records and birth docs and give all her critics the world over the big middle finger - with both hands. But of course she can’t - because she is NOT the birth mother of Trig Palin.
Palin is the worst kind of coward. And the worst kind of mother.
Wicked fun! For more fun at Palin’s expense visit “Headlines Under A Palin Whitehouse” and feel free to add yours.
http://nailinpalinnow.blogspot.com/2009/06/what-are-your-palin-white-house.html
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Now I get her some-would-say-reckless-and-life-endangering need to get to Wasilla, to fulfill the prophecy. Thank you, Mr. Hutz, Esq.
Iwo Bama: jejeje! I will be using that to amuse all of my communist pinko California gay muslin friends.
Q: Nom?
A: Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/85395358.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B946C5A518E7D4C1D86511105B3E6AB726FD13ED7B73D4BC
From AOL blog:
Palin: First Amendment Rights Threatened By Criticism
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/…/palin-criticism-threatens_n_139729.html
Don’t cry for me, Wasilla.
http://www.switched.com/2009/06/26/palin-calls-shopped-image-of-her-and-child-atrocious/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl5|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.switched.com%2F2009%2F06%2F26%2Fpalin-calls-shopped-image-of-her-and-child-atrocious%2F
Palin Calls Photoshopped Images ‘Atrocious’
Soooooooo, am I the only one that knows it’s Sarah Palin’s kid that’s special needs and is named Trig and that her daughter Bristol named her son Tripp?
Is it weird that no one cares to get anything right?
Wow.
I liked BatBoy Trig the best.
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seriously: sarah? palin? god, i love her. and she IS hot. i’d put down my jergins and do her!
sorry: with a drumstick. and a long, hard stick-like thing. something pointy.
chazmotic: No, no one really cares.
I think it’s disgusting because mine is better:
Speidi Palin
I give you John McCain>/a>
http://216.67.98.53/mccain2.jpg
Joe Spenard: Hahaha.. of course!
El Pinche: Refreshed. I added spider legs . Oh! the PUMAs will love it!
I thought the sub-hed read: “You shall not make for yourself a CRAVEN image.”
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_tZKOJLDAcVE/SkPlOtZT8jI/AAAAAAAAAzE/EC5-YrikhFc/palin_grifters_and_enablers.jpg
No disrespect to the Beverly Hillbillies intended.
Wet Work: At risk of being painted evil for this one, I’m sort of tired of the Jacko coverage–my boredom with it set in 10 minutes (being generous) after it happened.
If someone could photoshop those glasses off of the GILF then she’d be hottt with her grandchild.
Palin’s only upset because she has a snuke in her snizz.
when will sarah palin’s website go offline line Joe the Plumbers? Oh, she actually has a job and can afford the $10 bucks a year ISP fees. Good for her and her kinfolk
Serolf Divad: I cannot think of a better way to describe palin. Great Job!!!!
Saint Sarah is such a dumbass.
P.S. Did you hear that Trig is a special needs child?
Why would you post something so cruel and stupid and on the Iranelection site of all places? Not cool.
I am having so much fun sending the Palin & Whatever images out into the cyberspace world from this link. Especially to the people who forward me right wing nonsense. I worship you, Wonkette! Can we have a quiet dinner at Citronelle? Will you wear those glasses?
This whole episode is even more disgusting if you take the fact into account that Trig is not Sarah’s, but Bristol Palin’s baby.
Lots of people in the media know it by now, and it’s only a matter of time until the truth will be revealed in public.
Hope y’all see this:
http://www.ottoline.net/PalinHoax/
Benjamin Van de Kamp-Hodge and Trig Paxon Van Palin - things that make you go hmmmmm . . .:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article947380.ece
Right helmet, wrong head.
Fun with the Gov:
http://breepalin.blogspot.com/
I’ve got a totally different take on that that photo:
Trig’s daddy is really “The Stig”!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
breepalin:
Nothing like keeping little Trigger out of the public eye.
I hope that when gets a little older, he smothers her in her sleep with his moose blankie.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t2gcapXTnuM/SkfYBmQaGEI/AAAAAAAAAJM/3JSXhH3rnOs/s320/sp73.jpg
She asking the press for a better close-up.
more desecrated photos of Mother Palin and grandchild.
Due to other (i.e. beach-related) priorities, this is egregiously tardy, but…
Here is an Iconic Representation of Sarah Palin’s Love for Ken Layne.
DO NOT EVEN THINK OF DESECRATING IT!
What a bunch of sick asshats.
Hey just wondering is there someway possible for all you progressives to just get aids and die, it would make America a much better place.
Hey all you fuctards that have to make yourselves feel better by picking on a Down’s Syndrome baby- go-fuck yourselves.
Your right to vote should be immediatly revoked due to being so small and stooping, sorry, I meant diving down to that level.
What’s wrong, somebody who talks the talk , and walks the walk too much for your retarded libtarded ass injected democratic drones too much to handle,so you pick on an infant? You should be ashamed of yourselves, but your I.Q. of less than 61 makes that impossible.
With any luck,all your fingers will break off in a nasty car accident,because some gay libtard couple engaging in oral sex with each other will ram their micro-mobile smart car up your ass , making it impossible for you to think–ooops it already happened.
stfu
Where is the one of Caribou Barbie holding the cute little clown that slashes so rightously, the little Chuckie? Seems the most obvious spinoff to me.
Looks like a Palinbot finally got wind of the party. ::yawn::
DMOCKERCY: zzzzZZZzzz. Where’s the pizazz? Where’s the CAPSLOCK ?? You fail at trolling, and you fail at life, my son.
“Please keep your comments relevant to the post and try not to be terribly offensive. You may be banned at any time, for any offense — but if you’re smart and funny, you’ll be fine.”–Wonkette guidelines
Please tell me what is funny about making fun of a child who has Down’s? Or that isn’t offensive? What about President Obama’s pointing out that the families of political candidates were off limits, or does only apply to the Obamas and Bidens?
I find satire funny when it is funny, but mocking a baby is beyond tasteless.
Where is all the compassion of liberalism? Is it selective? Please, do help me to understand why this is humorous, hip and relevant?
No snark, no fun. Righteous indignation? Fuck you thoroughly and deeply in your chosen orifice (probably for the first time in your miserable lives), Palinbots.
Mamabear: Here’s my compassion for a mediawhore using her kids as human props:
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/22/2334311/Jenni_Palin.jpg
This is a message for all the people that hate Sarah and make fun of little Trig.Make sure YOUR CHILDREN are safe. After all something just might happen to them. Anyone who would make fun of a special needs child, needs to be punished by God.Also, Obama’s two kids look like CHIMPS!
Michelle Obama looks like a gorilla and her two pickaninnies look like chimps.
How about Mother Palin with Chuckie and Rosemary’s babies ?
Palin whines, the goons shoop, repeat ad hilarium - ah, the circle of life!
Bonus points for attracting butthurt trolls … how DARE you mock a drama-whoring mother of a little baby that doesn’t have a clue it’s being used as a stagecraft kludge to prop up her fading fame?! You MONSTERS!1!1!
Mayflower American: Hahaha, yes exactly! Murder our children and damn our liberal Souls in the Eternal Fires of Hell for photoshopping !! Oh and yes, and top it off with racist gorilla jokes. Yep, that sums up the Palin groupies.
And here’s the funny part. I modified the stormtrooper pic and not the original retard pic. Do you still wish murder upon my children? Is Holy Damnation to Limbo only? Are my children dirty wetbacks?
Mayflower American: Oooo, we have a racist Orange order genocidal madman here. Step outside, motherfucker. I have a millenium of scores to settle with your type.
Notalib: DMOCKERCY: Mayflower American:
Too stupid to realize that Palin is the target here? Or are you all just pretending to be that stupid? Personally, I’d be too ashamed to speak if I was a mouth breathing imbecile like you folks. If you are going to bother to show up, be funny. Otherwise, go back to jerking off to pictures of Jonah Goldberg.
Turkey anyone ?
You people are disgusting. Are you proud of yourselves for posting comments like these? Does your political stance justify such abhorrent remarks?
none of you imps are clever in the least. you’re not insulting palin, you’re insulting a handicapped child and by extension ALL handicapped individuals. your inclinations are that of your Eugenics practicing ancestors. you can’t help yourselves, it’s genetic–the only way you can feel superior is by hurting or eliminating those you perceive as ‘inferior.’ the same thing was done to blacks and every other ‘minority’ throughout time. On youtube.com there is a documentary “Maafa Black genocide in the 21st Century.” Watch and recognize what you are.
Leftists propagated the Eugenics movement and continue it to this day. Your crude comments reveal you as the inhumane refuse that you are. –your psychological perversions have NOTHING to do with sarah palin.
Toni
toni0117: Lego Jesus haz a sad because of your abuse of quotation marks. Silver lining: It’s confusing to imps.
Neat thesis on the Eugenics thing.
Good job, Toni! Also111!!1
The Creator
Shit… if I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I’d have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!
http://rs102.rapidshare.com/files/35494860/Mantan.mp3
Palinbots are notoriously irony deficient.
notice that you got rid of the closehanger and ugly baby photoshops–can’t imagine why. Also what happened to the bit on andrew sullivan? you people should stand firm in your bigotry. don’t just think it, have the balls to represent!
notice you deleted the clotheshanger and ugly baby photoshops. and what happened to the bit on andrew sullivan? you people should stand firm in your bigotry. don’t just think it, represent.