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Sarah Palin Yelling At Some Blog Now, Because Of Lil’ Trigger

Famous bad mother Sarah Palin, hot off her successful campaign to fire David Letterman, from television, is now yelling about how some other random person hates or rapes her children. See that photoshop up there of Governor Palin with Bristol Palin’s child, Trig? We thought “Verne Troyer” too, but no, it is the head of conservative Alaskan radio host Eddie Burke, who is in love with Sarah Palin. The terrifying graphic is the work of “the liberal Alaskan blogger, Celtic Diva,” who earlier this month pushed some other story about Todd’s snowmobiling clothes. Now Palin has denounced the blogger through her evil spokesperson Meg Stapleton, who released a statement saying, “The mere idea of someone doctoring the photo of a special needs baby is appalling.” Oh.. oh MEG.

“Recently we learned of a malicious desecration of a photo of the Governor and baby Trig that has become an iconic representation of a mother’s love for a special needs child,” Palin spokeswoman Meghan Stapelton said in a statement provided to CNN. “The mere idea of someone doctoring the photo of a special needs baby is appalling.”

Stapelton also suggested President Obama should speak out against such behavior from liberal activists.

“Babies and children are off limits,” She said. “It is past time to restore decency in politics and real tolerance for all Americans. The Obama Administration sets the moral compass for its party. We ask that special needs children be loved, respected and accepted and that this type of degeneracy be condemned.”

HAHAHAHAHAA. Yeah c’mon Obama, what the hell man, some lady in Alaska photoshopped a radio host’s head onto one of ten million photos of Trig being used as a campaign prop, when will you condemn these… these Degenerates. A DESECRATION! This photo “has become an iconic representation of a mother’s love for a special needs child,” damnit! It’s art, you fools! Art! Really… really good photo we got goin’ here. National fucking treasure.

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Like most things, however, Palin’s statement is hypocritical, because she, too, has photoshopped images of beloved earth-king Trig in the past. Check out this “real-life photoshop,” where she turned Trig into an elephant. Was she insinuating that this special needs child could be an African monster?

Which is more embarrassing? Which is more of a desecration to Trig?

Palin hits back at ‘malicious’ photo [CNN]

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139 comments

  1. Mr Blifil

    Of course you doctor a special needs child. They’ll need doctors their whole lives.

  2. Come here a minute

    Blessed be the sacred Trig — we shall recite sine and cosine tables in thy holy name.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    Yeah, that’s outrageous — you don’t photoshop the head of a radio show host. Who the hell’s gonna recognize him?

  4. OReillysVibrator

    I have unending sympathy for any child born with the horrible affliction of having Sarah Palin as a mother.

  5. MzNicky

    “Desecration”?! What, the retarded kid the Second Coming o’ Christ? Holy fuck, get OVER yourself already, Lady Mooseburger.

  6. azw88

    It is all Palin’s fault. She used Trig to the fullest in her campaign. She went the full retard. Lord knows, you never go the full retard.

  7. The Cold Sea

    That’s Megan Stapleton! Don’t call her Meg! Who told you could call her Meg? Don’t ever call her Meg! Whoever told you it was “OK” to call her Meg set you up.

  8. One Yield Regular

    Okay, sure, whatever, I’m on board with restoring decency and “real” tolerance. So as soon as Sarah Palin gets down on her knees and licks Obama’s new French shoes – literally, and repeatedly – to apologize for encouraging those violence-bent cracker mobs that came out to see her in the fall, then we can start negotiations on the moral compass thing.

  9. magic titty

    Next Week: Sarah Palin vs. A Cool Breeze, For Making Her Nipples Hard (Which Is Sexist)

  10. NoWireHangers

    Why does Barack Obama hate special needs conservative radio talk show hosts in Alaska?

  11. Hooray For Anything

    Hell hath no fury like a woman craving publicity to keep up her fifteen minutes of fame up.

  12. ManchuCandidate

    How dare someone alter pictures found on the PUBLIC domain?

    I’d sort of agree with the Talibunny’s hissy fit if she didn’t use her damn kids as campaign props or human shields. Just makes her look more retarded and dipshitty.

  13. Johnny Zhivago

    BTW, isn’t that an iconic representation of a GRANDmother’s love for a special needs child???

  14. Crab1

    I know all the Palins are retards, but could somebody remind me again which one has Down’s? It would be helpful to do so with a flow chart. kthx.

  15. bitchincamaro

    When did Photoshopping trump baby-whoring in vileness, in the world of political etiquette?

  16. teebob2000

    [re=348470]MzNicky[/re]: That was my first thought, she’s fucking SACRED now??? Perhaps a sacred cow or moose?

  17. magic titty

    [re=348485]ManchuCandidate[/re]: They weren’t campaign props! They were staged items in a piss-poor diorama of the All-American family; a vulgar attempt to win an election.

    Oh. Wait.

  18. edgydrifter

    America’s bravest governor endured gallons of mountainberry wine cooler and countless minutes of milking Tod for his chromosonally-damaged goo so that she could produce the tardspawn our nation so desperately needs. And this is her reward? We are such ungrateful bastards.

  19. jodyleek

    [re=348470]MzNicky[/re]: Someone make a Blingee with Sarah and Trig as Madonna and Child, STAT!

  20. caieva

    Why keep giving her a platform by even mentioning her kids?
    There’s plenty to make fun of without giving her ammo.

  21. stew

    Rush says Obama drove Sanford over the edge. Presumably, Bush caused fatboy’s drug habit and third divorce.

  22. user-of-owls

    Dear Governor,

    If you want to be the subject of a genuinely “iconic” photograph, I suggest you emulate the Vietnamese Napalm Girl. Or better yet, Neda.

    Yours in Odium,
    user-of-owls

  23. Doglessliberal

    Iconic? You don’t get to call things about yourself iconic, you stupid Alaskan bimbo. Man, does this woman have an insane opinion of herself and her importance.

  24. watershed

    To paraphrase Gandhi- First they feel sorry for you, then they vote for you, then you WIN!

  25. paintitblack

    Bible Spice has succeeded only in making herself boring. Remember when we used to all sort of enjoy her inane shenigans? Now she’s only good for riling up her dullard base. Next topic, please!

  26. paintitblack

    [re=348511]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Ya missed it the first time ’round – eh? Yeah, she did that. But the question is: who’s the dumbo?

  27. chascates

    If she doesn’t run for reelection in 2012 she’ll be grasping at anything for publicity between then and the 2012 elections. I can see a daily outrage tweet decrying anyone (except her) who might use her children for their own ends.
    Which should prove to be good entertainment.

  28. Oldskool

    I am thankful I don’t drink whatever it is that makes dingbats like her and Coulter hyperventilate 24/7.

  29. Vartan84

    Haha, this woman is going to permanently find scandals involving her children no matter how hard she has to look right up until 2012! She might even start getting her friends and family to create their own outrages about her children just so she can go on TV and talk about how awful it is one more time. That way we can’t forget about her and will give her our sympathy every time, since we are all parents like her with family values and her kids getting made fun of is like our kids getting made fun of! And we can’t stand for that! You go Sarahcuda!

  30. dr.giraud

    “Babies and children are off limits”

    That would be a new policy for Republicans.

  31. President Beeblebrox

    In not-as-important news, Michael Jackson has been rushed to the hospital because his nose plaster fell off or something, and the lovely Farrah Fawcett is dead at 62 of anal cancer. Damn.

  32. Lord Growing

    Ed Koch is now hosting a radio show in Alaska under the name Eddie Burke?
    Good for him.

  33. Canmon (the Inadequate)

    When Palin was announced as VP she wanted everyone to see her as a moose-hunting pit-bull with lipstick. Now she’s whining over every little slight.

  34. PerhapsSo

    Let’s just call it Palin’s Outrage of the Week. Anything for the headlines, right, Mooseburger?

  35. janejax

    The first time I saw this pic I thought: The only people who hold a kid like that are the ones who want the kids face in the camera. It’s the “Look I have a baby isn’t he cute” pose. Not the way a loving mother holds their special needs baby.

  36. user-of-owls

    [re=348523]magic titty[/re]: Oh, nice. Two problems, though: First, Thich was a wise, noble and holy man while she is, well, none of those things. Second, with him it was self-inflicted, which would take all the fun and/or cosmic justice out of it in her case.

  37. ph7

    Governer of Alaska to do list:

    (1) Googling “Sarah Palin”
    (2) Watch snowmachine races on Youtube.
    (3) Reapply lipstick
    (4) Check mail to see if book advance check has arrived
    (5) Google “Sarah Palin” again.
    (6) Practice winking in mirror.

  38. S.Luggo

    Okay, Palin. Gloves off. You want desecration? You can’t handle desecration. Next time we’re Photoshoping the family dog, what’s its name, “Iconic”.

  39. hobospacejunkie

    The mere idea of someone flying from Texas to Alaska and then driving hours to a specific hospital after her water broke just to hide the birth of a special needs baby, if it is indeed her baby, is appalling.

    /fixed

  40. Madeline

    And if this doesn’t get her wall-to-wall coverage for the next 2 newscycles, she’s gonna fuck some dude from Argentina.

  41. TeddyS

    Well, hell, you can’t expect Sarah to sit idly by and let Governor Sanford have ALL of the ink, can you? Apologizing to his four sons is little league when you have a special needs baby to throw out there for pity.

  42. slappypaddy

    Governor Palin has demonstrated again the depth of her sagacity, the evenness of her temper, and the wisdom of her judgment. There is truly none more qualified than she to lead the Grand Old Party onto the ash-heap of history. Also.

  43. Native of SL UT

    What could be worse than desecrating the iconic pictures of special needs children?
    Well, I guess being retarded is.

  44. S.Luggo

    The gift that just keeps on giving.
    **************
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/25/AR2009062502953.html
    June 25, 2009
    Sanford’s Security Detail Had Been Trying to Locate Him
    ….
    “The director said the security detail also did not accompany Sanford when he traveled last year to Buenos Aires on a state-paid Commerce Department trip. A statement by Sanford today, plus copies of his e-mails and state trip records, revealed Sanford met with the Argentine woman for a romantic rendezvous on the state-funded trip.”
    ….

  45. Elm Hugger

    We need to blame David Letterman for this, Bible Spice has been grasping for straws for a long time now, Dave leaned down and gave her one, now for the next three years she is going to bring defending her kids into every spotlight she can find. I got a headache already. Now I gotta stop at 7-11 and pick up a couple bottles of Ripple, Thanks again Dave….

  46. slappypaddy

    [re=348568]S.Luggo[/re]: so, time to place yer bets, ladies and gents. does he resign before the indictment or after?

  47. SayItWithWookies

    [re=348562]ph7[/re]: I hope he doesn’t die. The Anna Nicole Smith deathgasm was hard enough to deal with every damn day — Michael Jackson’s will force me into hiding for a year.

  48. Mr Blifil

    [re=348568]S.Luggo[/re]: Whoa Nellie. But it seems like Michael Jackson may be brain dead, so in spite of my Sanfordfreude, I haz a sad.

  49. Extemporanus

    Forget about the Trig doctorshoppery—I demand to know which conservative activist is responsible for this pictorial desecration depicting Malia Obama’s head atop Michelle Obama’s body!

    As the person responsible for setting the moral compass of her party, Sarah Palin must immediately apologize for this appalling act of degeneracy!

  50. Extemporanus

    [re=348579]Extemporanus[/re]: Make that Sasha. WHICH IS AN EVEN GREATER ACT OF DEGENERACY!

  51. dr.giraud

    [re=348569]Elm Hugger[/re]: So why didn’t he just use the stimulus money in Argentina? In the honorable pursuit of “commerce?”

  52. DustBowlBlues

    [re=348522]paintitblack[/re]: Thanks a lot, wonkette–NOT. I’d forgotten the look-I-didn’t-abort-this-retard-prop baby in the costume until you reminded me. As if it isn’t hard enough to have Downs, Mom has to dress you up in Dumbo ears.

    And, unlike the Palins, the president has more to do than surf the web tubes looking for shit to take (very public) offense at.

  53. GreatGrey

    Its all selective whining.

    Where was the Meg Stapleton outrage last week when Crooks & Liars photoshopped the same Palin picture using Dave Letterman’s head? http://tinyurl.com/lzjnds

    No whining about baby Trig back then.

    But boy howdy, use ol’ ugly Eddie, a Palin panty sniffer, and all hell breaks loose.

  54. Bruno

    Grizzly Mama should be more upset that that Eagle in the background isn’t shedding a tear*

    *before it gets blown away by an alaskan helecopter sniper huntin’ trip

  55. DustBowlBlues

    [re=348557]Madeline[/re]: No, no,she can’t fuck a dude in Argentina–that would be beyond the pale for wingers. She has to send Todd to fuck an Tango hottie, so Sarah can be the victim and forgive him for the sake of the retard she didn’t abort.

  56. DustBowlBlues

    [re=348568]S.Luggo[/re]: My first prayer is for me to win the Powerball. My second is for Sanford to have used stimulus money to fly the jet down there. My third is for Sarah to be photoshopped blowing a moose, but I think the odds on that one are only slightly better than the lottery prayer.

  57. DustBowlBlues

    [re=348571]slappypaddy[/re]: Resign? Not until they pry his cold dead hands off his desk. I said that somewhere else, but I like it so if you’ve read it before, tough shit.

  58. Youstonedorjuststupid?

    Where is that “Wonderful retard” anyway? Is all this feigned outrage just to cover up the fact that they did indeed float young master Trigg away on an ice raft?

  59. 102415

    Anyway a perfectly good baby might have been traded for a retarded one she could use as a prop because where is his birth certificate?Hmmm? I wouldn’t put it past her.The real Trig is out there somewhere being raised by wolves and some day there will be some kind of hell to pay with a certain wolf hating Mommy.

  60. CthuNHu

    Wow. Ascended 32nd level Asinine Political Grandstanding Grandmaster Sarah “Deranged Moose Clown” Palin just accused someone else of “asinine political grandstanding.”

    Satire has been exhumed, staked through the heart, ground to a fine powder, and fed into a blast furnace.

  61. Tra

    Know what’s not cool to do to a special needs child? Refer to it as a “special needs child” 52 times in your attention-seeking public statement.

  62. Mahousu

    This is the most sacrilegious event the world has seen since Laszlo Toth took a hammer to Michelangelo’s Pietà in 1972. I only hope art experts will be able to restore the original.

  63. Fauxklahoma!

    When will these blogtrolls ever learn? Can any of us TRULY appreciate what a sacrifice it was for St. Palin to allow this defective child to be brought into the world, let alone the emotional fortitude it takes to LOVE him? Truly, she is a giantess among average sized persons, and I think this constant hectoring MUST STOP.

    I am totally on board with the Madonna + Child photoshop, but instead I think it should be a kind of reverse Pieta with Trig as Mary and a half naked SP as Jesus, complete with stigmata painted on using L’Oreal pitbull pink lipstick.

  64. Athar

    Everyone knows the kid is really Bristol’s first, pre-natal alcohol syndrone baby, not her mother Sarah’s late life “miracle child.”

  65. the problem child

    Oh, and credit where credit is due, the photoshopping is by one “Dr. Chill”. Now why is that name familiar?

  66. rocktonsammy

    Shit, Micheal Jackson never exploited his kids as much this big bag of crazy.

    Palin/ Bachmann 2012

  67. AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=348519]CivicHoliday[/re]: She’d do so much better to brush these things off and do a sort of “sticks and stones” speech. But I’m glad she’ keeping up the stupid, or I’d forget why I so dislike her.

  68. LegallyPalin

    If she doesn’t want anyone making fun of her kids, she could have started by picking better names for them besides Trig, Trac, Truc or whatever the heck their names are. What the heck kind of hillbilly names are those anyways?

  69. nailinpalinnow

    Megaphone said it was “an i-comic representation of a mother’s love”, so what’s the big deal?

    GOP = Grandstanding Old Pouters

  70. Sourdough Mullet

    First thing I thought when I saw the elephant costume was: “What mother could be so incredibly thoughtless as to dress up her special-needs child as DUMBO for Halloween?” Silly question, I guess. Could Sarah GET any dumber herself?

  71. CriticalOne

    Is this asshole of a woman, serious?! How many more times can Sarah “Ms. Palin if you’re Nasty” jump the shark. I mean, not that shark jumping with Sarah isn’t an awesome image, and all.

  72. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    In defense of Bible Spice, my local Catholic Church has thrown out all their Madonna’s and replaced them with this iconic image.

  73. Bodie P

    Well, I don’t care what anybody says, dressing a baby–any baby, and a special needs baby in particular–in a Dumbo suit is just plain mean.

  74. assistant/atlas

    Also, I would like to thank Sarah Palin also for not letting the “when will Barack Obama apologize for [random event]” meme die…such as, also.

  75. emjayay

    Over at HuffPost half the million comments on this topic are OUTAGED just like Sarah. I guess readers of a satiric blog tend to actually understand the concept of you know, satire. Y’all ‘re so smaht.

  76. Voyou Charmant

    I think she’s about to snap and though also.. What does snapping mean for her? Though who the fuck knows, also.

  77. Voyou Charmant

    [re=348489]teebob2000[/re]: Why wont Obama apologize for McCain’s appetite for tiny retarded babies?

  78. Hart88

    I didn’t think anyone would ever surpass Madonna in the “attention whore” category, but I think we may finally have a contender.

  79. bumfug

    Just wait til she hears Letterman’s joke tonight about how Michael Jackson’s not dead, he’s in Argentina fucking Trig Palin.

  80. eclecticbrotha

    “…a photo of the Governor and baby Trig that has become an iconic representation of a mother’s love for a special needs child,”

    Yeah, who dares desecrate the image of the GOP Madonna and child? And why is Caribou Barbie clutching Trig’s…er…trigger?

  81. SlipperyDick

    (sigh) What’s a horrible mother to do? I guess she’ll have to try to get Mr. Adobe fired for inventing Photoshop.

  82. Iwo Bama

    Q. Whats the difference between Sarah Palins Mouth and her vagina ?
    A. Only one retarded thing came out of her mouth

  83. madisonhack

    I’m still betting on the highly airbrushed Playboy spread of Talibunny that will be on the news stands soon.

  84. akman

    as quoted by Wonkette
    “See that photoshop up there of Governor Palin with Bristol Palin’s child, Trig?

    I didn’t know Trig was Bristol’s baby. Thank you Wonkette for clearing that up for me

  85. Basheert

    Wow – you ARE good. How fun. It’s so good to see bloggers taking off the gloves and calling SP out on her hypocrisy and batsh*t craziness.

  86. Basheert

    [re=348921]the problem child[/re]: I thought he was the one who grabbed crotches? Wasn’t he arrested for that in the 1990′s? He did a crotch grab on a waitress right?

  87. patrick12344

    Wonkette, you are right: Trig is Bristol Palin’s child. It’s about time that people start to ask serious questions to her holyness Sarah “Virgin Mary” Palin. Unless you want a whackjob in the White House. Oh, where was Megasaurus Stapletongue’s outrage about this comment? Did I miss anything?

  88. MO Inkslinger

    Maybe with the death of Farrah Fawcett, there will be resurgence of Charlie’s Angels, and we can get Governor Palin to play one of Charlie’s Angels. This might satisfy her insatiable need for fame and save the people of Alaska from another Sarah term and save the American people from being forced to endure another Sarah campaign. All of her little Sarahsites could watch her weekly on TV thus satisfying their need for a weekly Sarah sermon.

  89. get real

    Last word, perhaps.

    Sarah Palin is NOT the birth mother of Trig Palin.

    It’s as simple as that.

  90. Papas got a brand new teabag

    also, that eagle eye over Troegs’ shoulder is terrifying. patriotically terrifying.

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