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John Ensign, yep, he’s got the scandals. Oh and this Mark Sanford, yes, he is flying back and forth to Argentina to have sexytime with Ms. Not His Wife. Hmm, what other GOP 2012 name is plagued by “tabloid scandals” — the one who steals Neiman Marcus clothes and made a Sex Den for her teen-aged daughter and spends all her time yelling at a late-night talk show host? EXTRA HINT TO RICH “STARBURST” LOWRY: You cum in your slacks when you see her on the teevee. [The Corner]
Meanwhile, it’s Barack Obama 2, the late Francisco Franco 0
Peggy Noonan kissed some Sanford butt recently on “Morning Joe!”
The last shout out from Joe Scarborough was “We all love you, Mark!”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/31314385#31314385
So sad… another day… another Talibangelical Hypocrisy scandal hits Republicans between the eyes.
So batshit crazy religon and child marrying to grown ass men, they don’t count?
You cum in your slacks when you see her on the teevee
You’re talking about this one, right? http://tvjunior.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/little_britain_bubbles2.jpg
NSFW!
If Romney runs in 2012 I can only hope that hoary snapping turtle John McCain tries again (he’ll be like 500 years old but who cares). I would love to see McCain beat up Mittens with his mean and scurrilous debating tactics again. Too much fun.
Let’s hope Michael Steele doesn’t find out about saltpeter.
rambone: GODDAMN YOU MAN!
I thought that thing died in his spaghetti by hte hands of KPAX?
“Romney by Elimination,” indeed, if you use the standard Merriam-Webster definition of “elimination”:
“the act of discharging or excreting waste products from the body”
Meaning the Body Politic here, I’d presume…
Sanford follow-up statement released: http://www.midlandsconnect.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=317012
Mark hopes to “rebuild the people’s trust”. The people of Argentina thank him.
Other phrases left out: “country blumpkin,” “mormon tabernacle choir boy scandal,” “fudge gloves.”
No love for the L’il Exorcist?
rambone: holy sweet jesus. staypuff.
rambone: that wasn’t on planet earth, was it?
Gingrich HAS to run now.
rambone: Thank goodness I am not at work today. Seeing that photo could get me in trouble- as it is, I think my eyes are burning.
Romney would wipe the floor with Palin, intellectually, but no one ever won the Republican primary by relying on intellect.
S.Luggo: What a schmuck! He is definitely my choice for 2012 GOP nominee
Two posts in a row that mention Republicans cumming. Seriously, guys?
I have but one thing to say about a Sarah Palin presidential bid:
Please, Jeebus. Please.
cal: lol Actually, the “Littlest Exorcist” is pretty good!
Pity he looks’n’sounds like a Hindu Barney Fife, though…
Actually, Mittens’s documented dog abuse didn’t do him any favors last time.
I wouldn’t be so sure about Mittens– he’s so desperate to show his conservative bona fides that he’d probably have a press conference to lie about having an affair.
Is it considered cheating on your wife if the woman you cheat on your wife with is your other wife?
If not, then Romney has this thing in the bag.
bfstevie: Repubs don’t need SaltPeter, they have McCain’s speeches to ’soften the wood’
SayItWithWookies: If Walnuts is too old to run, his ma can do it. She’ll only be like 200 but she’s in better shape than Johnny Boy. And she despises the Mormons for ruining the Olympics, so that would be a spectacle I’d pay good money to see.
Min: What a lovely image of Mitthead doing a mop job with the Whiter Shade of Palin!
And all this “who will be the candidate?” is so very much easier than doing actual journalism, which involves talking to people, attending events and discovering facts. As the journalism Hindenberg explodes and deflates to the ground, it’s sad to see so many passengers just going through the motions. Some dailies are beginning to read like “Press Release Digest.”
May I just say, in the best Oklahoma tradition, that it’s days like today that I fall to my knees and PRAISE JESUS for Wonkette.
Mitt’s certainly orange enough, Newt not so much.
What is so amazing stupid about Sanford is that if he had an AT&T or T-Mobile GSM phone he could have stayed in contact in Argentina and even say he was on the Appalachian trail some where. Once again, America’s lousy cell phone network is to blame.
What a shmuck!
“The Scandals:” when will the WHO declare it a pandemic?
rambone: Good Lord. I do NOT understand British comedy…
Don’t ever lose track of that ‘Starburst’ quote. Please.
Romney has other women, too.
He’s just married to all of them.
Crafty Mittens.
Johnny Zhivago: A true gentlemen always turns his cellphone off.
“Slacks” are the new ass-less chaps.
rambone: Friend, that’s not safe for anywhere.
Here is a funny, for Sanford’s wife’s statement as reported by CNN:
“As well, for the last fifteen years my husband has been fully engaged in public service to the citizens and taxpayers of this state…”
Except for, y’know, a week here and there.
Also, good grammar, lady!
Extemporanus: I don’t think America wants to have anything to do with whatever is in Mitts’ bag. Know whu I mean, Vern?
Sadly, Rich Lowery has forgotten that most Republicans consider Mittens a member of a radical, anti-Christian cult just this edge of Hell from the Muslims.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Exactly. Perhaps they can spread a rumor that Mittens is really a crypto-Christian.
rambone: NOT SAFE FOR EYES!
The Republicans should castrate Mitt Romney before he does something stupid.
Blender: Jeb “Holy Ghost” Bush!
garimpeiro: Too late! He’s already a Mormon!
Johnny Zhivago: Yes, just imagine, China has a better cell phone system than the USA!
Zhu Bajie
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Muslims are the original protestants!
Should all US politicians be eunuchs?