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Obama’s Message To World Leaders

Soft power.“And you just tell them, this is what I do to my friends.” [Official White House Photostream]


10:31 AM on Tue June 23 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. NoWireHangers says at 10:34 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Little do they know, Hillz bionic arm fires grenades.

  2. muckpond says at 10:35 am, June 23rd, 2009

    is it just me, or is hillz is lookin’ bad?

  3. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 10:35 am, June 23rd, 2009

    I, for one, look forward to the PUMA response to this photo.

  4. magic titty says at 10:37 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Wow, she looks old as hell in this picture. Souza is in the tank!

  5. 4tehlulz says at 10:39 am, June 23rd, 2009

    At least she wasn’t raped with his mouth.

  6. hobospacejunkie says at 10:40 am, June 23rd, 2009

    muckpond: Hiilz looks like she just hastily put back on last night’s clothes after waking up in someone else’s bed.

  7. nappyduggs says at 10:41 am, June 23rd, 2009

    All kidding to the left, does she know about Boniva? If she breaks an ankle they will have to euthanize her. That’s just the way it goes.

  8. Condi would’ve never let herself be photographed in a situation where she looked like she was actually doing something.

  9. SayItWithWookies says at 10:42 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Even Rahm is scared of Obama. Really, don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

  10. Noodle Salad says at 10:47 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Hawaiian is the new Sicilian.

  11. Mild Midwesterner says at 10:47 am, June 23rd, 2009

    “They send one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue! That’s the Chicago way.”

  12. Serolf Divad says at 10:48 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Caption contest winner looking for a contest.

  13. Not_So_Much says at 10:49 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Is her cast wearing it’s own pantsuit?

  14. Sisters of No Mercy says at 10:49 am, June 23rd, 2009

    So, when does the OBAMA KILLS list debut from the folks that brought us the CLINTON VICTIMS list? First, Sanford. Now, Hillary. I imagine Bill Ayers cannot be far off.

  15. snoidoid says at 10:52 am, June 23rd, 2009

    “Damn, Barry has a strong handshake!”

  16. norbizness says at 10:53 am, June 23rd, 2009

    All she needs is a neck brace, a headgear, and an attempt to drink from a water fountain a la Joan Cusack in Sixteen Candles.

  17. DoktorZoom says at 10:53 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Sisters of No Mercy: Does anyone know where Joe the Plumber is? No? Thank God.

  18. Sisters of No Mercy says at 10:54 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Noodle Salad: Shane Victorino is confused.

  19. bitchincamaro says at 11:00 am, June 23rd, 2009

    First pantsuits, now capes? Sheesh.

  20. x111e7thst says at 11:03 am, June 23rd, 2009

    hobospacejunkie: She’s probs just sticking to the recomended dosage of oxycods. Or maybe not taking them at all.

  21. Failed 2 Menace says at 11:04 am, June 23rd, 2009

    For a little insight into the agenda of their just-completed meeting, you will note that she has the blue Lewinsky dress draped over her shoulders.

    First time Hillary has had sex in the White House!

  22. nappyduggs says at 11:04 am, June 23rd, 2009

    bitchincamaro: “Cape” may be generous. She basically looks more like a secretary of church than a Secretary of State.

  23. magic titty says at 11:16 am, June 23rd, 2009

    “Say you have that ten spot I loaned you last week?”

  24. 2goats says at 11:23 am, June 23rd, 2009

    The old crank up the a/c to keep the oldsters from napping in the meeting trick.

  25. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 11:24 am, June 23rd, 2009

    It’s 3am, and Hillary’s fragile lady bones cannot answer the phone.

  26. gjdodger says at 11:40 am, June 23rd, 2009

    “Pulverized ulna, my ass!”

  27. norbizness says at 11:41 am, June 23rd, 2009

    magic titty: Where’s my money? You gonna give me my money?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AJ0SkbPxAk

  28. WhatTheHeck says at 11:53 am, June 23rd, 2009

    Without health insurance, Bill would have had to set her arm back in place with a couple of bandaids.

    Hey, maybe the dems can use this to… never mind.

  29. Jacobsbladder says at 11:57 am, June 23rd, 2009

    “Every time Kim Jong-Il fires a missile, you lose a finger. For now you got enough to hold a phone. Want me to rub your thumb for good luck?”

  30. Jacobsbladder says at 12:03 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    “Understand this: the first #$@&ing dog bites whoever the #$@& he wants.”

  31. Extemporanus says at 12:08 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    That guy is one of the worst Benjamin Franklin impersonators I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t Carl Levin available, or does he no longer do birthday parties?

  32. bologna_wallet says at 12:19 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    Just a metaphor for what he’s doing to our country… one limb at a time

  33. OzoneTom says at 12:24 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    Is Obama the same kind of boss as that head-guy at the Church of Scientology?

  34. greywindz says at 12:39 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    “MILF-Hunter meets Terminator t-1000″…awrite, now do I get to date SKS? When’s she coming to India?

  35. dennymcden says at 12:41 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    Like Lady GaGa says, ‘If it ain’t rough, it isn’t fun.’

  36. germansteel says at 1:03 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    “Yeah, Barack, I know all about this hallway, the pantry, Monica Lewinsky, and Bill. Why do I have to hear all about it again”?

  37. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 1:20 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    “It is my own fault,” said Secretary Clinton, “I just don’t listen. He only hurts me because he loves me so much.”

  38. Can O Whoopass says at 1:30 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    “This is what I do to my friends”. -Obama

    I sense some FOX writer got a contact high on an elevator and ended up at the editors desk at Wonkette.

  39. TeddyS says at 1:31 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    Really, Hillz? The Monica was on her knees in front of Bill again? I don’t blame you for whuppin’ on both of them, but you have to control that fury. Focus, girl. Rub some dirt on it.

  40. bumfug says at 1:38 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    “When I saw that fly land on your arm I just reacted.”

  41. sarahconnor says at 1:39 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    bologna_wallet: playing with the banned

  42. atsegga says at 1:43 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    The Borgen Project has some good info on the cost of addressing global poverty.

    $30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.
    $550 billion: U.S. Defense budget

  43. wheelie says at 2:33 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    bumfug: Heh! I like that one.

  44. Mike Steele says at 2:44 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    “Hillary, I told you that Janet Reno’s sphincter was tight.”

  45. Vartan84 says at 3:29 pm, June 23rd, 2009
  46. greywindz says at 11:32 pm, June 23rd, 2009

    bumfug: WIN + 1!!!

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