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Obama’s Message To World Leaders

by Sara K. Smith  10:31 am June 23, 2009

Soft power.“And you just tell them, this is what I do to my friends.” [Official White House Photostream]

{ 46 comments }

NoWireHangers June 23, 2009 at 10:34 am

Little do they know, Hillz bionic arm fires grenades.

muckpond June 23, 2009 at 10:35 am

is it just me, or is hillz is lookin’ bad?

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend June 23, 2009 at 10:35 am

I, for one, look forward to the PUMA response to this photo.

magic titty June 23, 2009 at 10:37 am

Wow, she looks old as hell in this picture. Souza is in the tank!

4tehlulz June 23, 2009 at 10:39 am

At least she wasn’t raped with his mouth.

hobospacejunkie June 23, 2009 at 10:40 am

[re=345134]muckpond[/re]: Hiilz looks like she just hastily put back on last night’s clothes after waking up in someone else’s bed.

nappyduggs June 23, 2009 at 10:41 am

All kidding to the left, does she know about Boniva? If she breaks an ankle they will have to euthanize her. That’s just the way it goes.

TGY June 23, 2009 at 10:41 am

Condi would’ve never let herself be photographed in a situation where she looked like she was actually doing something.

SayItWithWookies June 23, 2009 at 10:42 am

Even Rahm is scared of Obama. Really, don’t make him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Noodle Salad June 23, 2009 at 10:47 am

Hawaiian is the new Sicilian.

Mild Midwesterner June 23, 2009 at 10:47 am

“They send one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue! That’s the Chicago way.”

Serolf Divad June 23, 2009 at 10:48 am

Caption contest winner looking for a contest.

Not_So_Much June 23, 2009 at 10:49 am

Is her cast wearing it’s own pantsuit?

Sisters of No Mercy June 23, 2009 at 10:49 am

So, when does the OBAMA KILLS list debut from the folks that brought us the CLINTON VICTIMS list? First, Sanford. Now, Hillary. I imagine Bill Ayers cannot be far off.

snoidoid June 23, 2009 at 10:52 am

“Damn, Barry has a strong handshake!”

norbizness June 23, 2009 at 10:53 am

All she needs is a neck brace, a headgear, and an attempt to drink from a water fountain a la Joan Cusack in Sixteen Candles.

DoktorZoom June 23, 2009 at 10:53 am

[re=345162]Sisters of No Mercy[/re]: Does anyone know where Joe the Plumber is? No? Thank God.

Sisters of No Mercy June 23, 2009 at 10:54 am

[re=345155]Noodle Salad[/re]: Shane Victorino is confused.

bitchincamaro June 23, 2009 at 11:00 am

First pantsuits, now capes? Sheesh.

x111e7thst June 23, 2009 at 11:03 am

[re=345146]hobospacejunkie[/re]: She’s probs just sticking to the recomended dosage of oxycods. Or maybe not taking them at all.

Failed 2 Menace June 23, 2009 at 11:04 am

For a little insight into the agenda of their just-completed meeting, you will note that she has the blue Lewinsky dress draped over her shoulders.

First time Hillary has had sex in the White House!

nappyduggs June 23, 2009 at 11:04 am

[re=345175]bitchincamaro[/re]: “Cape” may be generous. She basically looks more like a secretary of church than a Secretary of State.

magic titty June 23, 2009 at 11:16 am

“Say you have that ten spot I loaned you last week?”

2goats June 23, 2009 at 11:23 am

The old crank up the a/c to keep the oldsters from napping in the meeting trick.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello June 23, 2009 at 11:24 am

It’s 3am, and Hillary’s fragile lady bones cannot answer the phone.

gjdodger June 23, 2009 at 11:40 am

“Pulverized ulna, my ass!”

norbizness June 23, 2009 at 11:41 am

[re=345189]magic titty[/re]: Where’s my money? You gonna give me my money?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AJ0SkbPxAk

WhatTheHeck June 23, 2009 at 11:53 am

Without health insurance, Bill would have had to set her arm back in place with a couple of bandaids.

Hey, maybe the dems can use this to… never mind.

Jacobsbladder June 23, 2009 at 11:57 am

“Every time Kim Jong-Il fires a missile, you lose a finger. For now you got enough to hold a phone. Want me to rub your thumb for good luck?”

Jacobsbladder June 23, 2009 at 12:03 pm

“Understand this: the first #$@&ing dog bites whoever the #$@& he wants.”

Extemporanus June 23, 2009 at 12:08 pm

That guy is one of the worst Benjamin Franklin impersonators I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t Carl Levin available, or does he no longer do birthday parties?

bologna_wallet June 23, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Just a metaphor for what he’s doing to our country… one limb at a time

OzoneTom June 23, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Is Obama the same kind of boss as that head-guy at the Church of Scientology?

greywindz June 23, 2009 at 12:39 pm

“MILF-Hunter meets Terminator t-1000″…awrite, now do I get to date SKS? When’s she coming to India?

dennymcden June 23, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Like Lady GaGa says, ‘If it ain’t rough, it isn’t fun.’

germansteel June 23, 2009 at 1:03 pm

“Yeah, Barack, I know all about this hallway, the pantry, Monica Lewinsky, and Bill. Why do I have to hear all about it again”?

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 23, 2009 at 1:20 pm

“It is my own fault,” said Secretary Clinton, “I just don’t listen. He only hurts me because he loves me so much.”

Can O Whoopass June 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm

“This is what I do to my friends”. -Obama

I sense some FOX writer got a contact high on an elevator and ended up at the editors desk at Wonkette.

TeddyS June 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Really, Hillz? The Monica was on her knees in front of Bill again? I don’t blame you for whuppin’ on both of them, but you have to control that fury. Focus, girl. Rub some dirt on it.

bumfug June 23, 2009 at 1:38 pm

“When I saw that fly land on your arm I just reacted.”

sarahconnor June 23, 2009 at 1:39 pm

[re=345280]bologna_wallet[/re]: playing with the banned

atsegga June 23, 2009 at 1:43 pm

The Borgen Project has some good info on the cost of addressing global poverty.

$30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.
$550 billion: U.S. Defense budget

wheelie June 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm

[re=345368]bumfug[/re]: Heh! I like that one.

Mike Steele June 23, 2009 at 2:44 pm

“Hillary, I told you that Janet Reno’s sphincter was tight.”

Vartan84 June 23, 2009 at 3:29 pm
greywindz June 23, 2009 at 11:32 pm

[re=345368]bumfug[/re]: WIN + 1!!!

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