Wonkette
- Here is FBI footage of Marion Barry at what is obviously a Victor Uwaifo concert, and look, Marion is dancing the Crip Walk! — which unfortunately for him is a massive violation of his parole. Will Barry do time for dabbling in a little harmless inverted heel-toe, or will he manage to beat the charges? [Flickr]
- Oh hey it’s Iran’s favorite squirt gun salesman Oliver North, the American Hero who wore necklaces made of human skulls during his 100 voluntary tours in Vietnam. And he’s teaming up with a few zany Congressloons to bring you: Judeo-Christian Sovereignty Force, which is a new and very humorous cartoon on Adult Swim. [TPM]
- State Rep. Cynthia Davis (R-MO) hates how Big Government gives “food handouts” to impoverished children, because God knows they probably just spend all that food on alcohol and even if they don’t, “Hunger can be a positive motivator.” [Think Progress]
- Why is New York Times journalist David Rohde safe when our military is in infinite peril? So typical, especially because we all know who threatens our National Security: yes you, David Rohde, and all the other blabbermouth journalists! [Michelle Malkin]
- Aspiring Florida Senator Marco Rubio has been fantasizing on Twitter about how great it would be if everyone in Iran had a gun, because guns have prevented suspicious elections in Florida many many times, more times than we could count without having to recount just to make sure we counted correctly. [HuffPost]
Oliver North, a man known primarily if solely for shamelessly lying to Congress, is one of the founders of something called the Congressional Sovereignty Caucus.
I’m pretty sure the wingnuts are just fucking with us at this point.
“Marion is dancing the Crip Walk! — which unfortunately for him is a massive violation of his parole.”
This Riley is going places.
I guess “America First” is already taken.
“Hunger is a serious motivator.” I’m speechless.
Oh, Cynthia Davis, you unbearable smegma eating goat-fucker. Seriously, would someone just put her down, already? Surely the froth spewing from her mouth is a sign of rabies. And we all know what happened to Cujo.
Fuck rich people who shit on the poor, also.
This is the same issue that has Michelle Bachmann’s panties in a knot. All these Hal Lindsey-ites, convinced that the Anti-Christ is coming now to form the One World government which will take away American sovereignty, etc. Thus her mad call for amendments preventing the US giving up the dollar, and all that other nonsense these guys call for.
Of course, when the Rapture happens as a result, they will be OK, and transported to Sacred Ground in Alaska, as per Palin and friends, so they need not worry too much.
Riley, that Marion Berry clip takes me right back to the link featuring the pipe-hittin’ sexytime antics with the shim in the alley. I’m fairly certain that the fair lady who entered the frame around 0:23 got a taste of the juice at some point in the evening.
I’m furious at knowing who Michelle Malkin is and that anybody pays attention to her. And I know what the Judean People’s Front.. er.. Judeo-Christian Sovereignty Force’s motto can be!
“Tribal sovereignty means just that; it’s sovereign. You’re a — you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity.”– George W. Bush
Oh Doug Feith is speaking at the grand opening of the Aqua Teen Sovereignty Force thing, too. No wonder they want protection from the encroaching menace of international law.
I am not fully convinced re: Riley yet, but that bit about Florida was LOL beyond any margin of error.
Cynthia Davis has seven children. Does she starve them routinely or only if they need motivating?
“What is wrong with the idea of getting a job so you can get better meals? Tip: If you work for McDonald’s, they will feed you for free during your break. [...]”
Thank you, Rep. Davis. I am now so embroiled in layered hysterics (laughter and tears) that I can’t think about how disgusting you are. Way to run your own interference.
P.S. A choice between free McDonalds and starvation is a false choice. Starvation. Every time. Douchebasket.
Noodle Salad: She had more, but she eated them; hunger can be a powerful motivator.
Upon seeing the cross around Rep. Cynthia Davis’s neck, Jesus wept.
Marco: How is that “everyone has a gun” thing working for the good people of Iraq? Not only does every house have a gun, it’s a machine gun: AK 47 or knockoff thereof. And about a million rounds for it, in 50-shot banana clips.
Sure has worked out well for those poor SOB’s…
I would pay top dolla’ to see Jesse Venture beat the shit out of Ollie North, just so everyone can know what a big crybaby fattypants pussy North really is. He’s about as brave as the skinny kid who always trash talked because his older brother was three times as big as anyone else. Friends in high places only means you didn’t go to jail, Ollie, not that you’re anything more than an annoying bug in need of a good squashing.
Also, Waggaman hits ‘em outta the park every day, despite the constrictions of that pink Sting sweater. And his plural use of the word math.
So Malkin is upset because for once the New York Times exercised good judgment with regard to a jihadist kidnapping? That’s called “learning from your mistakes.” I know it is not a concept you Dubya-loving wingnuts are very familiar with.
AllHat: I can haz offspring?
Note to Rubio: gun ownership was legal throughout Iraq during the entire Saddam era. Just sayin’.
McDuff: I think she’s misreading that “Suffer the little children and forbid them not to come to me” bit. She thought it meant let them suffer and die. Honest mistake. That wacky King James English!
I’m so hungry right now I’m motivated to harvest Cynthia Davis’s internal organs to make gumbo. Maybe I can pass out the leftovers at a soup kitchen.
Can someone fill me in on Malkin’s batshittery? Because what Riley wrote is confusing and I refuse to clicky her linky.
McDuff: It makes ME weep to think of Sweet Young Intern Riley (he of the pink sweater) reading these putrid, nasty, vicious materials. Jesus spare him!
ZOMG, the crazy…it burns…
Gorillionaire: Still is. Every family is allowed one to protect themselves. That’s one reason (among eleventy-billion) why it so dangerous over there.
McDuff: “For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.
Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?’
And He answered them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.’
Matthew 25:35-40
mrsixinch: ..it IS so dangerous over there. Even a subordinate clause needs a verb idiot!
CorkPopper:
The NYT reporter escaped his Taliban kidnappers and Malkin wants to know why the NYT didn’t report that he was kidnapped in the first place.
Expressed algebraically..
(They told on Bush. + They didn’t tell on their Reporter)/liberal media = Batshit crazy
Never try to get between Cynthia Davis and an empty calorie. Suicide.
http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/the-platform/files/2009/06/cynthiasstrawberries_opt.jpg
Caption to photo (True): “State Rep. Cynthia Davis offers a tip to hungry families.”
Mmmm, candied puppy eyes. Yum-mo.
BTW: An earthquake hit the Anchorage a short while ago. How long was Palin out of the state getting her nails done when this happened and why isn’t Bobby “Disaster Boy” Jindal available for comment? Ya know.
Hunger can be a positive motivator to kill and eat the people who aren’t hungry.
boinggg: Or fuck shit up and burn shit down. You know, rioting and all that. Or, on a more depressing note, to die of starvation.
Tomorrow, her office will give a press release stating that she is willing to give all hungry children a piece of cake.
Okay. I take back everything I said about Tennessee trading public officials with Missouri. We may have a bunch of gun-crazy nutcases in the legislature, but at least an armed citizenry can always go out and bag a couple of squirrels for supper.
Frankly, I’m surprised it took somebody this long to pull out the 2nd amendment card. The Wing Nuts must be slipping
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dnappyduggs: She’s got a point– what’s more American than a bunch of well-fed, low paid, fat, diabetic teenagers?
Marco Rubio is spanish for douche….
Marion Barry could figure out a way to violate his parole by simply getting out of bed in the morning. Dude is THAT talented.
I went to schul to learn me how to distill all my food handouts.
Hooray For Anything: That happens in old age.
forgracie:
“Marco Rubio” is Cubano for red glowing hemorrhoid. A traditional name from the prior regime. And another Cuba Libre, Fulgencio, por favor.
The Rubio twit (or vice-versa):
“I have a feeling that the situation in Iran would be a little different if they had a 2nd amendment like ours.”
Then:
A. The Iranian theocrats could shoot women’s service providers at closer range.
B. Ahmadinejad’s supporters would be able to use rocket launchers and 150 mm anti-tank guns to put down them whipper-snapper student protesters and stop the coddling of socialist, bee-bop jazz-craving beatniks.
C. Smith & Wesson would be able to declare a larger dividend.
Hunger is a motivator? Cmon Cynthia, lets turn the fundy, teabaggin, Bachmanesque batshit crazy to 11. Surely shelter is another great motivator. Arent there plenty of forests where people can easily build a lean-to shelter. A few plastic bags and duct tape and its almost rain proof. How about clothing. Whats wrong with a nice burlap potato sack? A mesh onion bag makes a nice summer fashion statement.
Perhaps some families will buy more beans and chicken and less sweets.
Cyn Davis is telling these po’folk to head on down to Popeye’s for some red beans and dirty rice and ‘Nawlins spicy chicken!
Dog-whistle racialist, some?
Yet, in a Marxist hell-mound, growing enviro-organo-terrorist strawberries…I’m confused.
our dear cynnie doesn’t seem to struggle much with hunger. perhaps she is jealous.
Why I don’t try to associate with that side of my extended family…
Luckily, my mother was teh child of an affair so I don’t share any genes with that nutbag
largefoot: Oh, do tell more!
Hey, hey, guys! Guys! I thought of a cutesy punny name for people who like/agree with Malkin. Ok?
Malkin-tents? Right? Cuz, like, they’re.. I dunno. Tents.
You assholes, you linked to Malkin’s website and I fell for it. Now I have to disinfect my computer, and it always runs like shit after a dunking in clorox.
The Congressional Sovereignty Caucus … special guests Oliver North, Frank Gaffney and Doug Feith
Good. Get them all together for a mass arrest.
and extolled the hidden benefits of child hunger
Cynthia Davis looks like she could miss a few meals. Anger..rising…