Everyone Pray For Pete Hoekstra's Safety In Iran

Are there many things less funny than hot new memes rife with LOLcat spin-offs? Well, this one, "Pete Hoekstra is a Meme" -- based on thistragic war tale -- is pretty funny, and should be for the next seven hours or so. Anyway, some of you have asked for an Iran open thread, about (the start of) the Khamenei crackdown, so consider this it. Hopefully everyone in Iran and on Twitter stays safe. Fuck bad people.