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Ted Kennedy’s gift horse Texan Water Monster, “Bo Hussein Obama,” now has his own crappy print-and-save “baseball card” from the White House, hooray for civil rights! Just, uh, print it out at work — don’t let Liz Becton catch you! — and, oh we don’t know just probably throw it away. Bo loves tomatoes and brylcreem and long walks on the lawn with what’s his name. [Flickr]
Who cleans up the poop?
“….he doesn’t know how to swim.” Let’s test that Ms. White house intern person. Let’s throw both of you in the water and see who makes it to shore first.
Bo loves tomatoes and brylcreem
You can do a lot of things with tomatoes and brylcreem. Most of which are illegal in Arkansas.
Great, yet another Texan to crap all over the White House.
Our future Ambassador to Palau!
He’s all about the bitches.
Monsieur Grumpe: George W. Bush — it’s only fair.
HAWT! I’d hit it!
Hobbies: Playing on the White House Lawn, going on walks with the Obama family, Pissing on Gay people like Daddy.
Fixed.
Yeah I’m bitter, I’m a middle-aged queen. Deal. with it.
Unofficial Title: First Dog of the United States
Official Title: That Bitch Who Keeps Eating All My Toys
Nice, Michelle, naming your dog after your father! Wny do you hate America?
He’s black & white & he doesn’t like Oreos? What’s up with that!?
Monsieur Grumpe: Duh. Liz Becton.
is he gonna write a book? he’s not a real white house dog if he doesn’t write a book.
Come here a minute: Dubya has yet to clean up a single goddamn mess.
Bo escaped from Texas because there, if they throw you in the water and drown, they’ve proved that you’re not a witch. Wiiiitch!
I’m confused about the part where we are informed that Bo’s name comes from two places. How is Diddley incorporated into Bo’s name again?
Also, it’s pretty impressive that Portuguese Water Dogs get their own baseball cards. I always thought they were swimmers.
Sweet looking dog. Unlike that fucking Barney the last guy had.
Favorite Food: Tomatoes, toys, and copies of Dad’s Birth Certificate.
Har Har Har.
Named after “Diddley” and not ” ‘cephus”? Are you sure?
http://www.cajuncrawfishpie.com/bocephus.jpg
It’s got no eyes! And only two legs! And Rick James’ hair! Arghhh, run for your lives!!
Bo looks like a muppet.
It’s a good thing the Obama’s have Bo, because if Mittens ever gets to visit the White House he just might be saved from making another terribly racist “Who Let the Dogs Out” joke.
Tommmcatt: You could have just said “middle-aged queen” and we would have assumed the bitter part ourselves.
Monsieur Grumpe: In a fair and just world, it would be Joe “Snake Lips” Lieberperson.
TexasCowGirl: Not if he were set on fire.
Monsieur Grumpe: Presumably the FDOTUSPS.
Did you know?
* Bo leads an empty life as a lonely, manicured display dog?
I thought Muslins don’t own dogs because they are unclean. I’m betting that Bo is in reality a cat named Mo dressed in a dog suit to fool the bitters and birthers.
ManchuCandidate: Trojan dog! Trojan dog!
I thought he liked to bite feet?
They hiding his totally kinky side here, and yea, it is a complete whitewash of the real Bo biography.
Where is his birth certificate? Wake up people, why isn’t anyone demanding to see it?
Today, we are all Bo.
Crow T. Robot: Sounds like they are making fun of him for being black.
Scarab: Damn right. If you follow the original intent of the Founders in the Constitution, it is clear that the first dog has to be an American breed, like a German Shepard.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: I don’t know how they can say Bo doesn’t swim when he’s only been around American water. They’ve gotta get some Portuguese water to know for sure.
& besides, he’s not black. He’s half black & half white.
Ummm aren’t tomatoes toxic for dogs? Do they let him dip them in chocolate ang grapes too?
tomatoes and brylcreem
My least favorite sandwich ever.
Who uses Brylcreem at the Whitehouse? Oh yeah, Obama has that good hair.
Re: waitforsugar’s note about tomatoes being toxic to dogs: yep. Tsk tsk, Wonkette shown up by Gawker itself:
http://gawker.com/5297306/barack-obama-is-lying-to-you-about-his-puppy
SayItWithWookies: Normal elitist liberals, having to import water and too good for good old fashion American water from the Potomac.
WHY HAZENT HE RELEASE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!11!!1 YOU LIBRULZ MSM PEOPLE JUST BELIEVE HES FROM TEXAS CUZ NOBAMA SAYS SO? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!11
Okay but he is kinda cute.
Liz Becton would probably say, “By the way, WHITE HOUSE INGRATES, The Honorable Senior Senator from the Great State of Massachusetts is Edward Kennedy, and I believe it’s inappropriate to refer to him as Ted. If I find out who referred to him as ‘Ted,’ I will make it my personal responsibility to have you arraigned on terrorism charges, and fed to tiny, tiny garden snakes while your wife watches.
Sincerely,
Elizabeth Becton
Snarled Vagina
Congressman Jim McDermott’s office.”
Crow T. Robot: I find a similarity here, with it’s master…isn’t it a racist attack by the Kennedys?
One time we were really smashed in Oshkosh and walked outside a bar and saw a dog licking himself right outside the front door. So my friend, from Modesto, he tells me hey I wish I could do that. I was OK with it. I just cautioned him to pet him first.
That link talks about Fathers day.
Not a big deal for me after I finally got shed of that hateful, bigoted, occasional visitor.
Where is the doggie baseball card? Whatever baseball is.
And as if I really cared about that pointless old pastime.
But I do like dogs.
Anybody got a fresh link?