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Stephen Colbert And Obama Haircut Pr0n

Here, kiddies. Masturbate to this Friday Liberal Pornography while we look for some “real news” to make fun of. [YouTube]


10:17 AM on Fri June 19 2009
By Sara K. Smith
2383 Views

  1. jagorev says at 10:24 am, June 19th, 2009

    OMG that was scripted and pre-recorded?

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. WHAT ELSE HAS NOOBAMA BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT?

  2. MzNicky says at 10:26 am, June 19th, 2009

    Obama and Colbert, together in the same room at the same time. I’m feeling rather faint from the sheer awesomeness.

  3. nailsinthecoffin says at 10:29 am, June 19th, 2009

    Man, i just ran out of Jergens and Kleenex. I guess it’s time to go to the Duane Reade.

  4. BillyClubb says at 10:34 am, June 19th, 2009

    Obama has Colbert’s “I Am America And So Can You” on a bookshelf in the White House?! What is this country coming to?

  5. Wait, now I’m confused. Why is Colbert, a good conservative, all huggy-muggy with N0bama?

  6. Don Juanquete says at 10:40 am, June 19th, 2009

    One take for Barry? I wanna see the director’s cut.

    We never saw McCain’s rehearsal for his part. Show the McCain outtakes!

  7. Cinderella Boy says at 10:41 am, June 19th, 2009

    Sorry, I already emptied my clip thinking about Willow, Bristol and Bible Spice.

  8. Cinderella Boy says at 10:44 am, June 19th, 2009

    For realz though, why did Stephen introduce himself as “Cole-bear”? I thought that was just his character’s name, and IRL he pronounced it “Cole-burt.” Me confused.

  9. negative nancy says at 10:46 am, June 19th, 2009

    This EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE isn’t exactly doing much to dispel the whole “celebrity” thing

  10. digibal235 says at 10:47 am, June 19th, 2009

    TELEPROMPTER!

  11. Mr Blifil says at 10:49 am, June 19th, 2009

    Guy couldn’t wipe his ass without a teleprompter DID YOU NOTICE?

  12. WickedWitch says at 10:52 am, June 19th, 2009

    I feel the vaypuhs comin on… Get me my smelling salts.. The awesomeness — the sheer awesomeness!

  13. Noonan says at 10:53 am, June 19th, 2009

    Cinderella Boy: I figured it was because he knew WH cameras were rolling.

  14. Don Juanquete says at 10:54 am, June 19th, 2009

    Mr Blifil: He can read, that why. Guy don’t need no Laura the Librarian ’splainin’ it all to him.

  15. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 10:57 am, June 19th, 2009

    *fap fap fap*

  16. BillyClubb: It’s coming to America.

  17. WadISay says at 11:02 am, June 19th, 2009

    I wanted to see him kill a fly with psychokinesis.

  18. What a nice way to start take out the trash day!

  19. Cinderella Boy says at 11:09 am, June 19th, 2009

    I’m whipping up a new batch of sweet Harvey Milk even as we speak.

  20. RoscoePColtraine says at 11:10 am, June 19th, 2009

    Nobama needs a script to pick his goddam nose. Remember when we had a REAL President? Spontaneity for fucking days.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhPvodeF_Hk&NR=1

  21. drewonline says at 11:10 am, June 19th, 2009

    RE: “look for some “real news” to make fun of. ”

    Have you read talking points memo today - there are like 12 stories there for you.

    Another Backmann story: “Rep. Bachmann (R-MN) pledges not to fill out her census form as a challenge to government tyranny.”

    And some great stuff on the Ensign affair.

    You know, TPM has really been getting better and better - and no I am not plugging for them.

  22. proudgrampa says at 11:20 am, June 19th, 2009

    Awww. That was cute. Just what we needed, the leader of the free world screwing around with a comedy show.

    Obama, GET BACK TO WORK!!

  23. pat robertsons personal trainer says at 11:21 am, June 19th, 2009

    one take for Barry. bravo. i think i’m going to go to my local old school barber shop, i.e. the one with penthouse AND penthouse letters, watch and nod to fox news, and get “a colbert” for solidarity.

  24. NoWireHangers says at 11:32 am, June 19th, 2009

    It’s like Yellow Park up in hurr. I’m gushin’ all ova the place.

  25. tootsieroll says at 11:47 am, June 19th, 2009

    drewonline: Or, Richard Simmons was pretty entertaining on AC 360 last night:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7lUo-pvGLM&feature=player_embedded

  26. The Legend of TeaBagger Vance says at 12:00 pm, June 19th, 2009

    he’s using a TELEPROMPTRZ!!1!

  27. Texan Bulldoggette says at 12:07 pm, June 19th, 2009

    Sara, did you mean ‘haircut porn’ in the headline? Fix immediately, you’re missing out on all the ‘Obama, Colbert, porn’ search hits!

  28. Lazy Media says at 12:25 pm, June 19th, 2009

    Texan Bulldoggette: Internet meme fail. pr0n is the preferred spelling to get through teh filters, which any teen-aged boy could tell you. Or so I hear.

  29. Texan Bulldoggette says at 12:34 pm, June 19th, 2009

    Lazy Media: Oh, I am so old & out of the cool/hip loop. And I obviously don’t ever search for porn. (I’m a journalism/communications type–that typo sent all my sensors haywire!)

    Sorry Sara K. Smith–I stand duly corrected, chastised & mentally flagellated.

  30. Potater says at 12:53 pm, June 19th, 2009

    Obama crosses his legs in an awfully FRENCH way…

  31. CorkPopper says at 1:37 pm, June 19th, 2009

    Sara K. Smith, thank you for this. Just…thank you. The warm feeling will carry me thru the rest of my boring Friday afternoon.

  32. Crazybroad says at 3:22 pm, June 19th, 2009

    I can now die a happy woman.

  33. wallythepug says at 9:57 pm, June 19th, 2009

    Potater: His leg crossing reminded me of Sharon Stone a little.

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