SO ADORABLE!  10:17 am June 19, 2009

Stephen Colbert And Obama Haircut Pr0n

by Sara K. Smith

Here, kiddies. Masturbate to this Friday Liberal Pornography while we look for some “real news” to make fun of. [YouTube]

 

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{ 33 comments }

jagorev June 19, 2009 at 10:24 am

OMG that was scripted and pre-recorded?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. WHAT ELSE HAS NOOBAMA BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT?

MzNicky June 19, 2009 at 10:26 am

Obama and Colbert, together in the same room at the same time. I’m feeling rather faint from the sheer awesomeness.

nailsinthecoffin June 19, 2009 at 10:29 am

Man, i just ran out of Jergens and Kleenex. I guess it’s time to go to the Duane Reade.

BillyClubb June 19, 2009 at 10:34 am

Obama has Colbert’s “I Am America And So Can You” on a bookshelf in the White House?! What is this country coming to?

AxmxZ June 19, 2009 at 10:37 am

Wait, now I’m confused. Why is Colbert, a good conservative, all huggy-muggy with N0bama?

Don Juanquete June 19, 2009 at 10:40 am

One take for Barry? I wanna see the director’s cut.

We never saw McCain’s rehearsal for his part. Show the McCain outtakes!

Cinderella Boy June 19, 2009 at 10:41 am

Sorry, I already emptied my clip thinking about Willow, Bristol and Bible Spice.

Cinderella Boy June 19, 2009 at 10:44 am

For realz though, why did Stephen introduce himself as “Cole-bear”? I thought that was just his character’s name, and IRL he pronounced it “Cole-burt.” Me confused.

negative nancy June 19, 2009 at 10:46 am

This EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE isn’t exactly doing much to dispel the whole “celebrity” thing

digibal235 June 19, 2009 at 10:47 am

TELEPROMPTER!

Mr Blifil June 19, 2009 at 10:49 am

Guy couldn’t wipe his ass without a teleprompter DID YOU NOTICE?

WickedWitch June 19, 2009 at 10:52 am

I feel the vaypuhs comin on… Get me my smelling salts.. The awesomeness — the sheer awesomeness!

Noonan June 19, 2009 at 10:53 am

[re=342835]Cinderella Boy[/re]: I figured it was because he knew WH cameras were rolling.

Don Juanquete June 19, 2009 at 10:54 am

[re=342838]Mr Blifil[/re]: He can read, that why. Guy don’t need no Laura the Librarian ‘splainin’ it all to him.

queeraselvis v 2.0 June 19, 2009 at 10:57 am

*fap fap fap*

bago June 19, 2009 at 11:02 am

[re=342828]BillyClubb[/re]: It’s coming to America.

WadISay June 19, 2009 at 11:02 am

I wanted to see him kill a fly with psychokinesis.

Jsab June 19, 2009 at 11:08 am

What a nice way to start take out the trash day!

Cinderella Boy June 19, 2009 at 11:09 am

I’m whipping up a new batch of sweet Harvey Milk even as we speak.

RoscoePColtraine June 19, 2009 at 11:10 am

Nobama needs a script to pick his goddam nose. Remember when we had a REAL President? Spontaneity for fucking days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhPvodeF_Hk&NR=1

drewonline June 19, 2009 at 11:10 am

RE: “look for some “real news” to make fun of. ”

Have you read talking points memo today – there are like 12 stories there for you.

Another Backmann story: “Rep. Bachmann (R-MN) pledges not to fill out her census form as a challenge to government tyranny.”

And some great stuff on the Ensign affair.

You know, TPM has really been getting better and better – and no I am not plugging for them.

proudgrampa June 19, 2009 at 11:20 am

Awww. That was cute. Just what we needed, the leader of the free world screwing around with a comedy show.

Obama, GET BACK TO WORK!!

pat robertsons personal trainer June 19, 2009 at 11:21 am

one take for Barry. bravo. i think i’m going to go to my local old school barber shop, i.e. the one with penthouse AND penthouse letters, watch and nod to fox news, and get “a colbert” for solidarity.

NoWireHangers June 19, 2009 at 11:32 am

It’s like Yellow Park up in hurr. I’m gushin’ all ova the place.

tootsieroll June 19, 2009 at 11:47 am

[re=342854]drewonline[/re]: Or, Richard Simmons was pretty entertaining on AC 360 last night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7lUo-pvGLM&feature=player_embedded

The Legend of TeaBagger Vance June 19, 2009 at 12:00 pm

he’s using a TELEPROMPTRZ!!1!

Texan Bulldoggette June 19, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Sara, did you mean ‘haircut porn’ in the headline? Fix immediately, you’re missing out on all the ‘Obama, Colbert, porn’ search hits!

Lazy Media June 19, 2009 at 12:25 pm

[re=342921]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Internet meme fail. pr0n is the preferred spelling to get through teh filters, which any teen-aged boy could tell you. Or so I hear.

Texan Bulldoggette June 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=342951]Lazy Media[/re]: Oh, I am so old & out of the cool/hip loop. And I obviously don’t ever search for porn. (I’m a journalism/communications type–that typo sent all my sensors haywire!)

Sorry Sara K. Smith–I stand duly corrected, chastised & mentally flagellated.

Potater June 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Obama crosses his legs in an awfully FRENCH way…

CorkPopper June 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Sara K. Smith, thank you for this. Just…thank you. The warm feeling will carry me thru the rest of my boring Friday afternoon.

Crazybroad June 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm

I can now die a happy woman.

wallythepug June 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm

[re=342988]Potater[/re]: His leg crossing reminded me of Sharon Stone a little.

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