Here, kiddies. Masturbate to this Friday Liberal Pornography while we look for some “real news” to make fun of. [YouTube]
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OMG that was scripted and pre-recorded?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. WHAT ELSE HAS NOOBAMA BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT?
Obama and Colbert, together in the same room at the same time. I’m feeling rather faint from the sheer awesomeness.
Man, i just ran out of Jergens and Kleenex. I guess it’s time to go to the Duane Reade.
Obama has Colbert’s “I Am America And So Can You” on a bookshelf in the White House?! What is this country coming to?
Wait, now I’m confused. Why is Colbert, a good conservative, all huggy-muggy with N0bama?
One take for Barry? I wanna see the director’s cut.
We never saw McCain’s rehearsal for his part. Show the McCain outtakes!
Sorry, I already emptied my clip thinking about Willow, Bristol and Bible Spice.
For realz though, why did Stephen introduce himself as “Cole-bear”? I thought that was just his character’s name, and IRL he pronounced it “Cole-burt.” Me confused.
This EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE isn’t exactly doing much to dispel the whole “celebrity” thing
TELEPROMPTER!
Guy couldn’t wipe his ass without a teleprompter DID YOU NOTICE?
I feel the vaypuhs comin on… Get me my smelling salts.. The awesomeness — the sheer awesomeness!
[re=342835]Cinderella Boy[/re]: I figured it was because he knew WH cameras were rolling.
[re=342838]Mr Blifil[/re]: He can read, that why. Guy don’t need no Laura the Librarian ‘splainin’ it all to him.
*fap fap fap*
[re=342828]BillyClubb[/re]: It’s coming to America.
I wanted to see him kill a fly with psychokinesis.
What a nice way to start take out the trash day!
I’m whipping up a new batch of sweet Harvey Milk even as we speak.
Nobama needs a script to pick his goddam nose. Remember when we had a REAL President? Spontaneity for fucking days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhPvodeF_Hk&NR=1
RE: “look for some “real news” to make fun of. ”
Have you read talking points memo today – there are like 12 stories there for you.
Another Backmann story: “Rep. Bachmann (R-MN) pledges not to fill out her census form as a challenge to government tyranny.”
And some great stuff on the Ensign affair.
You know, TPM has really been getting better and better – and no I am not plugging for them.
Awww. That was cute. Just what we needed, the leader of the free world screwing around with a comedy show.
Obama, GET BACK TO WORK!!
one take for Barry. bravo. i think i’m going to go to my local old school barber shop, i.e. the one with penthouse AND penthouse letters, watch and nod to fox news, and get “a colbert” for solidarity.
It’s like Yellow Park up in hurr. I’m gushin’ all ova the place.
[re=342854]drewonline[/re]: Or, Richard Simmons was pretty entertaining on AC 360 last night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7lUo-pvGLM&feature=player_embedded
he’s using a TELEPROMPTRZ!!1!
Sara, did you mean ‘haircut porn’ in the headline? Fix immediately, you’re missing out on all the ‘Obama, Colbert, porn’ search hits!
[re=342921]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Internet meme fail. pr0n is the preferred spelling to get through teh filters, which any teen-aged boy could tell you. Or so I hear.
[re=342951]Lazy Media[/re]: Oh, I am so old & out of the cool/hip loop. And I obviously don’t ever search for porn. (I’m a journalism/communications type–that typo sent all my sensors haywire!)
Sorry Sara K. Smith–I stand duly corrected, chastised & mentally flagellated.
Obama crosses his legs in an awfully FRENCH way…
Sara K. Smith, thank you for this. Just…thank you. The warm feeling will carry me thru the rest of my boring Friday afternoon.
I can now die a happy woman.
[re=342988]Potater[/re]: His leg crossing reminded me of Sharon Stone a little.
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