Whoa, the news scoops keep coming from City Paper about the horrific plans for the Real World gloom factory on 20th St. NW: The contractors have been instructed to install frightening “Love Sacks” — five of them, in a testicle-shaped “bay window,” so that neighbors and passers-by will have to watch the eight (?) cast members in constant acts of sodomy whilst perched upon said Love Sacks.
Jesus christ if John Ashcroft was still running DoJ, this fuck-house would be closed down before it ever opened. Also: Really, do we need more GRANITE COUNTERTOPS in this world? Those goddamned things actually were the cause of the current Global Recession. [Washington City Paper]