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Political wife person Cindy McCain is summering at her home in Coronado (”fancy San Diego”)… right next a huge base of sexy sexy Navy boys! Miss Cindy posted this naughty pic on her Twitter with the message, “The Navy Seals running on my beach. They look great!” PRRR, kitty. Watch out SEALs! [Twitter]
Dodging Cindy McCain is the last obstacle of BUDS’ Hell Week.
Well, with Walnuts out personally bombing Iran, you can’t blame her for picking up a hobby, and being prepared for when Sen. McCain dumps her for someone younger with more money.
Whatevs. The Seals are far too busy diddling themselves to concern themselves with this menopausal hag.
Poor John McCain.
This siren will wreck you and get you hooked on lotus flowers (percocet).
In Oceanside, you can point out the Marines by the way that they walk/their haircut, no matter what they’re wearing. It’s kind of creepy.
“my beach”
Yes, because your 37 houses aren’t enough, you need to claim ownership of the nicest beach in southern California.
How generous that she shares “her” beach with the government. I wonder if they provide Seals to do her yardwork in exchange.
I don’t know but I been told
I don’t know but I been told
Cougar pussy’s smelly and old.
“HENGHH???”
/poor john
If I had her cash, I’d be planning to rent them out for the weekend.
The shirtless seals make we wanna go clubbing.
Also, Coronado is amazing. The sand feels like flour.
Extemporanus: ZING
I’d find Cindy McCain a lot more appealing if she did some hardcore SEAL porn. Hell, walrus porn would suffice.
queeraselvis v 2.0: What if she shows them her Twitter?
nbawriter: Face down in sand.
Cindy anxiously waits for some unlucky seal to fall into her sand trap or whatever John is calling Cindy’s crotch these days.
tunamelt: Oh dear god you’re in OCEANSIDE?
(Long ago, I worked at a paper there, covering goddamned Pendleton, among other beach-slum horrors.)
Interesting . . . it appears that they run towards her topless, but run away clothed. The exact opposite of what I would have expected.
Usually when I see the [twitter] source, I treat it like the green Mr. Yuck sticker on all those bottles of poisons and reflexively stay away.
As for the picture, are they playing an intramural shirts vs. skins game of SERGEANT MAJOR MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE BEACH.
Is this retarded? “Greening your avatar” to support Iran on Twitter?
She’s on her deck trying to be all video vixen, singing “Blame it on the A-A-A-Ack-Me-Dini-Jad”.
So when’s her big sexy hunk of pustules coming home? Maybe with enough Vicodin she could turn John into the SEAL of her choice.
Well if she wouldn’t pole dance to become Miss Buffalo Chip, she should at least make with the Navy Barracks Gangbang 09: SEALs vs Cougar video.
Ken Layne: Oh, no. My sister’s a Marine at Pendleton and lives off base in Oceanside. I’m in LA, where there is less of a military presence but much dirtier beaches.
That’s a rich girl for ya — marry the officer, fuck the enlisted men. Why she puts up with the first part of that I have no idea.
magic titty: Is that what they’re calling McCain’s black baby these days?
Sounds like someone’s developed a taste for shaved SEAL cock. Also.
“First Hoochie-Mama” Cindy McCain.
More gay porn plz!
tunamelt: Iranians are asking people to do it, for moral support or something. Fine line between ‘moral support’ and ‘moral exhibitionism’, but hey, if they want us to do it, it’s like literally the least we can do.
tunamelt: Been meaning to ask someone: just how hardcore are the lady Marines? I heard (from boy Marines) that they are very scary.
tunamelt: That is fucking retarded! Only fat Dorito eating douchebags green their avatars.
rambone: Interesting . . . it appears that they run towards her topless, but run away clothed. The exact opposite of what I would have expected.
Not really. It makes sense once you account for the fact that the fronts of their shirts read “THERE’S NO CUNT LIKE A BEER HEIRESS CUNT.” There’s only one way to get those shirts, and they can’t be ordered on Snorg.
Cindy has a tatoo — “Usually Fi”.
AxmxZ: My sister is actually younger than me by two years but has been able to beat the crap out of me since we were wee things. Do not cross lady Marines. They are very, very scary.
She came back from basic with a chewing tobacco habit. Also.
Feeling nostalgic for lost opportunities now? Can’t blame her. She was jailbait or even a child when the old man resembled this.
tunamelt: I think I just jizzed a little in my pants.
Remember, you can’t spell “trollop” without LOL.
I can just hear Old Man McCain shouting “Hey you Seal whippersnappers, get off my beach!”
umm, that is the weekly cleaning crew sent over by Johnny boy himself to pick up Cindys beer cans and fag buts.
If Cindy has aged like a fine wine, Walnuts is definitely moldy cheese.
Not sure I buy the first part of that assertion, tho.
WadISay:
I don’t know but it’s been said
often cougars give good head
Hmm, maybe I should move next to Cindy.
If it doesn’t stop raining here soon I am getting on a plane and going to watch half naked Seals with Cindy. Fuck, I am tired of the rain.
Run faster! She’s catching up!
Sadly, she must watch from afar. She dare not get too close to the water, lest she melt.
http://twitpic.com/3cv48
Oh my. Twitter is enabling the Olds to bypass forwarding funny pictures through email and, instead, just twat them out.
drrty martini: The liverspot pics are sexy with a capital “STOP GROSSING ME OUT YOU CUNT!”
http://twitpic.com/39kqm
http://twitpic.com/39ks0
magic titty: exactly what I thought. Way to publicly castrate your husband, Cin!
gjdodger: Or “troll”.
drrty martini: “Thank you for flying Cougar Air. You are now free to move about the vagina.”
tunamelt: Yeah, it’s ridiculous.
rambone: WTF? Cindy has her haircut while topless? Her saggy boobs probably make a good hair catch.
Totally.
rambone: Agh! AAAAAAAGH! Jesus Christ on a Vespa. She looks like Cece Babcock from “The Nanny,” only with more skin lesions and way less Midol.
norbizness: You got something better to do? Marching up and down the beach not good enough for you, eh?!?!?
If only we could hear the catcalls Cindy’s been spewing from the back patio. I can see it now: Cindy stretched out on the chaise lounge, a pitcher of margaritas at her side, a few slave children to fan her, the Victrola cranked up, a digital SLR with telephoto lens in hand.
Don’t these men suffer enough during SEAL training? Just imagine Cindy lying on the beach in her one-piece. I’m sure the dropout rate will go up.
Cindy is actually correct.
Those are some damn fine men. Brings a tear to my eye, I’m so lucky to be an American.
BTW, those are not soldiers. They’re sailors. They would greatly object to being CALLED soldiers, and you really don’t want to make them mad. As for Lady Marines, even their public affairs officers (while dang cute) are hardcore. Not scary, as long as you’re on their side, but definitely badass.
I don’t know, but I’ve been told
That cougar pussy is mighty cold
I don’t know, but it’s been said
You get a better lay if you wait ’til they’re dead
Poor Cindy McCoug….doesn’t she understand that the Marine boys simply aren’t interested in her or her kind? 90% of Marine boys are bottoms….http://gay.matchmaker.com/mm/gay-personals/california-camppendleton.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keu_pu2TrRg
say no more….wink wink….know what i mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT3_UCm1A5I&feature=fvw
CAN I HAZ NAVY SEALS RUN ON MAH BEACH? PLZ????
Oh to be a fly on those balls.
Ken Layne: (Long ago, I worked at a paper there, covering goddamned Pendleton, among other beach-slum horrors.)
(Points, laughs.)
I read that paper sometimes on family visits. Poll question of the day: should we (a) deport all the illegals or (b) massacre them?
Why must Cindy rape the SEALS with her twitter? She should apologize immediatly.
Meanwhile, Michelle Obama hosts her 73rd photo-op in the organic garden, and wonders where it all went wrong…