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Sad disgraced Senator John Ensign, who admitted yesterday to a boring affair with a consenting adult female while he was separated from his wife, obviously cannot lead the Senate Republican Policy Committee anymore because of … fucking? WHATEVER. He cannot function as a credible conservative voice if he has already confessed publicly to putting his ween in a lady, that is the point. So now he’s no longer the #4 Republican in the Senate … which, oddly enough, positions him perfectly for a 2012 presidential run as “the Comeback Kid.” Just you wait! [Bloomberg]
So he is poised to come back as “first veterinarian”?
My cat says okay to that. My dog, not so much.
Civil rights — revolution — adultery — is there anything these idiots can’t do wrong?
I think of him more as “the Bareback Kid.”
Stop harshing my buzz!
It’s truly a sad day in America when the hypocritical Republican party feels it can no longer get away with being patently hypocritical.
By the way: since by his perverse sexual actions Ensign’s wrecked someone else’s heterosexual marriage does this mean that… in a way… he’s gay?
He said it was the worst mistake he’d ever made. Things can only get better now.
What a chickenshit. If this happened to Blago, or William Jefferson or any number of other corrupt dems, it would have served only to make them stronger.
I guess heterosex is the republican’s Kryptonite.
Serolf Divad: the dreaded gay agenda…
I knew Wayne Hays. Wayne Hays was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Wayne Hays.
Do he and Richard Cohen share the same hair de-colorizer?
He’s sorry for “posting it” to the wrong “list”, ok? And he’s sorry if anyone was offended by his “post.”
chascates: I’m not so sure about that. Maybe he is just practicing for more and bigger mistakes.
#4 Republican in the Senate?
HA HAHA. Just try putting that on your resume and getting hired anywhere
When did we become a nation of prudish, Puritan, asexual crybabies that…
oh wait. Fuck it!
We should be celebrating the sexual virility of our leaders!
That way we won’t look like such pussies to the rest of the world.
Someone needs to start a home for all these Republican rejects. It should be privately funded by shady pharmaceutical companies looking for cheap test subjects.
If I were married to Barbra Streisand, I’d probably want a lil’ sumfin-sumfin on the side as well.
Message from gaydar station: Iceberg! Dead ahead!
He’s never been alone with another man’s wife… as long as the man was watching.
Now that he no longer has to waste time on boring Committee assignments, he will have more time for sexing the hired help. Idle weens are the devil’s workshop.
Extemporanus: Speaking of which: Can anybody out there seed “Capriporn One”? I’ve got a torrent just waiting for it…
The man looks like one of those stock clipart pics on Yahoo! or something with a caption like “recession proof careers BE A SENATOR!”.
which, oddly enough, positions him perfectly for a 2012 presidential run as “the Comeback Kid.”
Only if he didn’t inhale.
Chief Petty Office Ensign will sail away to a distant shore, pray hard to Jeebus, & all shall be forgiven - as opposed to the dastard Clinton - bc IOKIYAR. Comeback kid? You betcha.
“confessed publicly to putting his ween in a lady”
They are over reacting of course, they don’t really know how to deal with one of their own admitting to old fashioned lady weening. If one of them was 14, in a Furry costume or a public crapper, they’d follow their normal routine but this consensual lady weening in private thing has them momentarily stumped.
David Vitter will always be the “number two” Republican to me.
Still no pics?
jeez , its not like he fucked a goat or something.
Well, he has certainly diminished the sanctity of my marriage.
Now if only my neighbor’s wife had an ass worth coveting.
He’d have to put his ween in underage Dominican ladyboys to be able to make policy for the GOP.
He also hasn’t twatted since confessing. He must be grounded.
Senate Republican Policy Committee- OK with policy being formed by people who saw (and liked) Night at the Museum 2.
Not OK with people who like girls
Ensign also resigned from his position as The Grand Hypocritor at the Satanic cult known as Promise Keepers.
Shouldn’t that be “Cumback Kid”?
Is it me, or does the house bought by his mistress and her husband, which was bringing them to ruination, hence the extortion plot, does it look like a porn set?
John Ensign. We remember him when he was just a seaman, wokka wokka.
Mr Blifil: Heh. Barcaloungers w/built-in cup holders. Klasssssy!
He should join the navy, climb the ladder and become Rear Admiral Ensign, heh heh, REAR Admiral.
Mr Blifil: Feh. Style vaguely reminiscent of someone who doesn’t know what style is and just started buying stuff at Lowes. The columns in pic 3 just make me laugh. SNL did that sketch with Fred Armisen as the Jersey guy selling “KAHlumns!” like the “CHAN-duh-leers!”
It would have been funnier if Ensign had had an affair with Bristol Palin.
Mr Blifil: Weirdly, every Vegas house looks like a porn set. Probably because of all the people having sex on the front lawns - it creates a certain ambiance.
Remember, remember, the fifth of Blowvember
Oral and anal and frot…
mrsixinch: I think it looks like Tony Soprano’s house.
Oh, he’s doing this in 2009 so he’ll be clear to run in 2012, absolutely.
Mr Blifil: Yes, all the necessary sets for the action: on the pool table, in the pool, in the wine cellar, on those big beds with hubby peering through the shutters, swinging from the chandelier, wrapped in those faaaabulous drapes, on the steps to the bathtub, in the bathtub … ding-dong, is that the pizza delivery man I hear? And right behind him (so to speak) here’s Larry Craig, coming (so to speak) to apologize! They don’t need blackmail; they’ve got a money-maker right here.
Another proud and good Christian man done in by a hussy.
“Ensign, 51, told reporters in Las Vegas yesterday the affair was “the worst thing I have ever done in my life.” ”
Why do I think that this hypothesis can be rejected by way of a cursory look at his statements in the Congressional Record?
Daily racist emails and Twitters, public golden showers, volcano monitoring, ghey marriage everywhere - While President Obama is measuring the drapes and Nancy Pelosi is going to force you all to get gay married to sheep, they forgot about your votes. My friends, we’ve got them just where we want them.
John Ensign/Meghan McCain 2012, running on the pro-sex Republican platform! What, too much athwart core repub values?
mrsixinch: Looks like one of the high dollar locals’ casinos. Money spent, not wisely. Low dollar casinos look like a Motel 6 with slot machines.
Freaking Summerlin… Might fit in in Lake Las Vegas also.
The Sen. Ensign story is front page above the fold two days in a row, while the more egregious adultery of Rep. Loretta Sanchez is completely ignored by the congressional media? Could it be that she is a Democrat? Extra, extra, read all about it–
http://latinopoliticsblog.com/2009/06/02/the-making-of-the-%E2%80%9Cloretta-sanchez-scandal%E2%80%9D/
http://orangejuiceblog.com/2009/06/is-congresswoman-loretta-sanchez-having-an-affair-with-a-married-defense-lobbyist/