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Nancy Pelosi sweeps from the upper right corner in stealth and drops seven buckets of napalm on Pete Hoekstra, a martyr. But just before Pete passes, as the fire consumes his eyes, he grabs Texas Rep. John Culberson by his tattered lapels. "I... I want you to take this back, to my family," Hoekstra whispers to Culberson -- his comrade, his Brother -- and hands him a BlackBerry. "It is... locked... you have to press... star + send... what?... no no no.... 'send,' I said... the little green telephone button... no, you have to press... press them simultaneously... there you go... now you must Twitt..." He dies. But Culberson knows.[ Twitter ]