DAVID LETTERMAN PARKING LOT  11:32 am June 17, 2009

The Letterman Protest Nuts You’ve Been Hearing About

by Sara K. Smith

There are doubtless a billion YouTubes out there already about the half-dozen loons who stood outside David Letterman’s studio yesterday and complained about how “he rapes children with his mouth,” but this one looked good to us. You might laugh, but stop and think a minute: did they succeed in getting Letterman fired or not? Exactly. [Daily Intel]

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Internally valid June 17, 2009 at 11:37 am

Great. Now I need to get new pants as these are covered in urine, from the laughing.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend June 17, 2009 at 11:37 am

Thank you. This video supports my campaign to get rid of the “free speech” nonsense in the First Amendment.

Humpback June 17, 2009 at 11:39 am

The depth of inanity in this country — deeply and heartfelt outrage at nonsense — depresses me.

Kinkster June 17, 2009 at 11:39 am

God damn, there is nothing more annoying than a jewish xenophobic right-wingnut bitch complaining in a heavy long island accent. NOTHING!

pedestrian rage June 17, 2009 at 11:40 am

Hundreds of thousands of people turned out to protest shrub’s Oedipal adventure in Iraq, and nary a word of it is reported in the MSM. A half dozen wingnuts outside Letterman’s studio? Now THERE’s a story. Like Michelle Obama, I’ve never been proud of my country until this very moment.

Don Juanquete June 17, 2009 at 11:40 am

Letterman Mayflower attention whore diamonds = 1
Sarah Palin Mayflower attention whore diamonds = 5

Mr Blifil June 17, 2009 at 11:42 am

These are the kind of dates I would get if I used Craig’s List.

memzilla June 17, 2009 at 11:42 am

As a Nyawkah, I apologize that my city’s wingtard defenses are not better implemented.

I will write Mayor Bloomberg, requesting that in addition to testing for explosives at all bridge and tunnel crossings into the city, we test for IQ as well.

Great video.

orange June 17, 2009 at 11:42 am

really good points about respecting sluts and bastards.

Manos: Hands of Fate June 17, 2009 at 11:42 am

Me and my friends tried to organize a “Fire Jimmy Fallon” rally but were savagedly beaten by police truncheons.

mollymcguire June 17, 2009 at 11:43 am

Won’t they be embarassed when they find out that Snowcat Palin really is pregnant with Alex Rodriguez’ two-headed love child.

Hart88 June 17, 2009 at 11:43 am



nappyduggs June 17, 2009 at 11:44 am

I wasn’t going to order the “Jewish” language module from Rosetta Stone, but I simply must know what “shmuck” means.

tootsieroll June 17, 2009 at 11:44 am

Holy Fuck. And we thought all the mouthbreathing wingnuts were in the South!

That woman in yellow, like you guys say so often, and so well, needs to eat a bag of dicks. Seriously, wtf is up her ass?

Did one guy really say, “I only watch Fox News Channel”? Was he being facetious? These people are beyond ridiculous. And what makes me so mad, is that you can tell none of them had read or heard all the facts on the story, because any intelligent person understood he meant Bristol, and that it was just a lame ass cheap joke. SHEEPLES!!!

StephanieInDC June 17, 2009 at 11:44 am

Oh yes, this is all organized by Michael “Dick Lizard” Leahy, who sued me over a Teablogging post a while back. His email is michaelpatrickleahy@gmail.com. I bet he would love it if everybody sent him a note!

The Cold Sea June 17, 2009 at 11:44 am

All right people, there may have been only 12 or so, but they brought the crazy of millions.

norbizness June 17, 2009 at 11:45 am

Firing, schmiring. Considering Dave’s history with stalkers, I’m not sure that he won’t be hiding out in his palatial Connecticut estate until 2027.

freakishlystrong June 17, 2009 at 11:45 am

Revelation: “I ONLY WATCH FOX NEWS!1!”

paintitblack June 17, 2009 at 11:45 am

WOW… lemme see, do ya know what schmuck means in “jewish”? I think that, uh, “woman” can look in the mirror for the definition. And then, lemme see: let’s talk about Dave-o haz a BASTARD son, but we’re self-righteously indignant that Bible Spice’s kid was, uh, mocked? GAH. Too much stoooped too early in the am. I think these wingtarded dopes need to get a job and STFU.

Jsab June 17, 2009 at 11:46 am

PALIN even accepted his apology!
haha the best is that one of the protesters was like “I only watch fox news”

LydiaClaire June 17, 2009 at 11:46 am

Ok, like our li’l friend Shep, I’m starting to get scared. I mean look at these people. They are very, very angry. And Crazy. Also.

Mr Blifil June 17, 2009 at 11:47 am

[re=340832]StephanieInDC[/re]: No shit? Is that him giving the snap-sign to the baffled black girls on the street? Because that dude has his shit TOGETHER.

RightLies June 17, 2009 at 11:48 am

Personally, I think Gov. and Mr. Palin should be less concerned about a guy on television and more concerned about a guy in their daughter Bristol’s bed.

Gopherit June 17, 2009 at 11:48 am

OMG, PUMAs!!!!!

Dave Letterman is an inadequate white male.

And a-rod is a pervert.

Jsab June 17, 2009 at 11:49 am

Here’s the video of letterman making fun of protesters : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/17/letterman-takes-on-fire-d_n_216664.html

RoscoePColtraine June 17, 2009 at 11:49 am

I so love to see a middle aged white male wingnut do the whole sista neck roll and finger snap thing.

bfstevie June 17, 2009 at 11:50 am

One of those guys critiquing Letterman’s show was Michael Medved, right?

norbizness June 17, 2009 at 11:50 am

If they get a few more of them together, they can stage one of those morbid, heavily religious Italian parades through the streets of New York (think the 1920s portion of Godfather II) with a weeping, wooden Palin on a crucifix stuffed with PUMA contributions.

thefrontpage June 17, 2009 at 11:51 am

Where were the Eliot Spitzer and Alex Rodriguez supporters? Oh, that’s right–in Alaska, with the Palin family.

Speed Ball June 17, 2009 at 11:51 am

Is that Ruth Madoff?

DoctorCulturae June 17, 2009 at 11:52 am

YOU’VE been selected as the next contestant on The Price is Right!

El Pinche June 17, 2009 at 11:53 am

HAHAHA. The best and brightest of 23%ers!.

WhatTheHeck June 17, 2009 at 11:53 am

Where were these ‘people’ when Dubya was raping the country.

Servo June 17, 2009 at 11:54 am

I’ve reached the conclusion that BluBlockers are a major source of anger and stupidity.
The short-haired lady is like Dr. Seuss gone horribly wrong.

hobospacejunkie June 17, 2009 at 11:54 am

So going by Sen. Ensign’s example, the majority of Dave’s protesters most likely have long rap sheets for statutory rape and tell funny jokes about powerful women (Michelle Obama.)

Rodney Badger June 17, 2009 at 11:54 am

Foster Grant no longer believes that any publicity is good publicity.

Woodwards Friend June 17, 2009 at 11:55 am

My child could be next? Oh noes!

krinkle bearcat palin June 17, 2009 at 11:55 am

i’m a little concerned about my kids getting raped by David Letterman’s mouth…what should I tell them to be on the lookout for?

wheelie June 17, 2009 at 11:57 am

Um . . . I didn’t quite get the logical step from “Fire Dave” to “Close the borders for 20 years”. But I’m willing to along with it.


DoctorCulturae June 17, 2009 at 11:57 am

[re=340862]Servo[/re]: Teh Thtoopid Goggles.

NoWireHangers June 17, 2009 at 11:58 am

I refuse to watch that video.

Is that Harriet “Inadequate blackmail” Christian in the screenshot?

hobospacejunkie June 17, 2009 at 11:58 am

[re=340832]StephanieInDC[/re]: I bet Leahy would love it if someone paid his taxes.

ServiceJervixJuice June 17, 2009 at 11:59 am

Yikes! That monster at the end, shouting about Dave raping children with his mouth, looks like she eats soft-boiled infants for breakfast. By the grace of Allah, may I avoid her talons.

magic titty June 17, 2009 at 11:59 am

[re=340812]Humpback[/re]: Yeah they stopped being funny when my pity for them set in. Hopefully one will trip and fall, off a cliff, so that I can laugh at them again.

RoscoePColtraine June 17, 2009 at 12:00 pm

These people have been to the all-you-can-eat buffet of crazy.

jasper f. krone June 17, 2009 at 12:00 pm

I need to get one of those “I’m a Right-Wing Lunatic” signs, so I can infiltrate the 3-person rallies in the town plaza.

RushLickBall June 17, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Mom! Dial down the meds would ya?

wallythepug June 17, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Isn’t it fascinating, that SP’s daughter was celebrated for “choosing life” while unwed, but Letterman’s child is a bastard and his wife, a whore? Isn’t Bristol still single? Just fascinating.

thefrontpage June 17, 2009 at 12:01 pm


Marlowe June 17, 2009 at 12:03 pm

I felt raped by the woman at 1:50.
Protect me from her mouth.

Banzai77 June 17, 2009 at 12:04 pm

I wish Dave would rape me with his mouth. I could use a good beej.

Roll Fish June 17, 2009 at 12:05 pm



God these damn hicks can’t even get the right b-ball.

Rodney Badger June 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm

I cannot wait until the 2012 Republican Primary. What varieties of rape will Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee be accused of after they criticize Palin for something or other? There is no way to unjump that shark.

Lazy Media June 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm

“You know what schmuck means in Jewish?”

Yes, I do. Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?

RoscoePColtraine June 17, 2009 at 12:12 pm

High school kids make a baby out of wedlock; adults (one a successful millionaire tv host) living together in a long term committed relationship make a baby out of wedlock, it’s all the same….don’t you libtards see?

Rodney Badger June 17, 2009 at 12:13 pm

[re=340865]Woodwards Friend[/re]: The prospect that your child may be mouth-raped by David Letterman is yet another reason not to have kids.

WadISay June 17, 2009 at 12:13 pm

He had a son outsoid of wedlock. Theyahs a word fuh that.

Honestly, there are more interlocking layers of stupid here than an Escher drawing.

One Yield Regular June 17, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Hmm. Maybe that FEMA re-education camp idea wasn’t so bad after all.

Come here a minute June 17, 2009 at 12:19 pm

The “bastard son and slut for a wife” lady really makes a good point. I hope someday to read her pamphlet on the Jewish language.

Knob Gobbler June 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm

[re=340845]Gopherit[/re]: You mean “prevert”. At least I think that’s what the guy said.

paintitblack June 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm

[re=340882]wallythepug[/re]: yeah, the cognitive dissonance interlayered with lashings of brain-dead stoopidety, and iced over w/rank hypocracy never fails to get my vote! Oh, that and the bald-faced lying! I mean: why not go for the full monty (so to speak)??

Come here a minute June 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm

The lady in the grey suit is very well informed. She knew about Dave’s out-of-wedlock daughter, and the American basketball game that the Palins attended.

Violenza June 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm

I had to watch it with the sound off, but has no one noted the two guys making out behind that mongoloid at the end?

Johnny Zhivago June 17, 2009 at 12:27 pm

Could we get the Phillipine Air Force to strike the MILF lairs on Long Guyland?

El Pinche June 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

[re=340860]WhatTheHeck[/re]: Watching Wife-Swap.

TeddyS June 17, 2009 at 12:29 pm

I saw Bernie Madoff in the crowd!

Keram2 June 17, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Oh wow, the PATH Train must have been busy last night.

RushLickBall June 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Let’s see, the only evidence that DL’s “wife is a slut” is that she had a child out of wedlock. Therefore, by the power of induction, I now pronounce that Bristol Palin is a slut. There.

Crab1 June 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm

This all could have been avoided if A-Rod just admitted what we all already know: That A-Rod is a total fag.

Mustang June 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm

“Ya know whut schmuck means in Jewish?” I think it refers to the penis in YIDDISH, ya schmendrik.

FormerDCite June 17, 2009 at 12:31 pm

“Close the Boarders.” Isn’t that a bit strong? We know these Teabaggers are allergic to knowledge, but that’s no reason to close a large book store chain.

RoscoePColtraine June 17, 2009 at 12:32 pm

[re=340885]Marlowe[/re]: She kinda reminds me of the alien in the Sigourney Weaver movies. The teeth can come snarling out from her head at any time. Dripping with slobber, also.

Serolf Divad June 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm


And all this time I though schmuck was Mexican for “teabagger.”

Anyway, this is now my favorite video of all time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to rape a Caesar salad with my mouth.

orange June 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=340913]RushLickBall[/re]: slow down w/ the logic.

Kinkster June 17, 2009 at 12:35 pm

[re=340836]paintitblack[/re]: I just laughed for a solid two minutes at “Bible Spice”. Am I behind the times?

An American in Toronto June 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm

“What the PUMAs did on their summer vacation.”

medici June 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Schmuck – (Yiddish) 1. jerk 2. a clumsy or stupid person; an oaf (probably from the Polish word, smok)
Apparently, “schmuck” describes the demonstrators much better than it does Dave.

Merry Christen June 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm

You people are killing me!! Thank god I’m at home sick, on painkillers and muscle relaxers, or else people might come investigate why I’m laughing my so hard my t’aint hurts.

boinggg June 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm

I think that klafte was saying that Letterman is a dick.

Fox n Fiends June 17, 2009 at 12:40 pm

[re=340847]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: yeah that was the real highlight of the vid, that complete fucking retard mocking a sane rational black woman, a.k.a. Conservatism unleashed.

Humpback June 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm

[re=340906]Violenza[/re]: I did, but it is impolite to point.

taylormattd June 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm

[re=340906]Violenza[/re]: Yes, that was the best part. Right behind the crazy woman with thin lips (the one screaming “verbal pedophile” and “raping children with his mouth”) two guys started making out. Classic.

S.Luggo June 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm

I’m impressed by the tens that turned out for the protest.

paintitblack June 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm

[re=340922]Kinkster[/re]: I so wish I could take credit for that, but alas, I cannot. Yes, you are tad behind the times. It was used excessively here & elsewhere during the elections. Hits the nail & all that. But then again, so does skank, slut, schmuck & media whore. Whadda I know?

JadedDIssonance June 17, 2009 at 12:47 pm

[re=340919]Serolf Divad[/re]: It happens to be my favorite wingnut video as well. Pure Amazing.


binarian June 17, 2009 at 12:51 pm

[re=340868]wheelie[/re]: classic non-sequitar

Servo June 17, 2009 at 12:52 pm

If there was ever a need for a acaffold collapse…

DoctorCulturae June 17, 2009 at 12:53 pm

How I loves me some wingnut carnival.

NopantsMcGee June 17, 2009 at 12:53 pm

How does one rape with thier mouth?

Please be descriptive. And talk slow.


jodyleek June 17, 2009 at 12:55 pm

[re=340871]NoWireHangers[/re]: I couldn’t decide if it was Dr. Laura or Lisa Lampanelli.

JadedDIssonance June 17, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Best Protest Ever.

Mr Blifil June 17, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Are we sure this is video of the rally or did they just take a camera over to the TKTS booth?

taylormattd June 17, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Holy shit – aren’t the two guys making out Sal and Richard from Howard Stern’s show?

ironic_avatar June 17, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Did PUMA Died?

RushLickBall June 17, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Does Jay Leno know that these are his adoring fans?

Sacanagem June 17, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Wait a minute. You mean this isn’t a parody?

Servo June 17, 2009 at 1:02 pm


Scott-san June 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm


lawrenceofthedesert June 17, 2009 at 1:07 pm

I always wondered who exactly read the New York Daily News; now I know. Otoh, the News– in a completely out of character burst of fairness — has brought to light that Jay Leno cracked a similar joke months ago, even attributing the fact to a LIBERAL blog. (It’s a miracle!)

nappyduggs June 17, 2009 at 1:07 pm

[re=340958]RushLickBall[/re]: Why do you think he passed the buck-erh, torch- to Co-nan?

misanthrope June 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm

I can’t wait for Palin to open her mouth again! What will they protest/support next? These people make my day.

Manos: Hands of Fate June 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm

My friends, I say to you today that we’ve all been raped by Letterman’s mouth

Paulite June 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm

They are such bitches that they will take any opportunity to get in the news.
By 2012, Stupid Miss peagant, who has no idea about anything but shooting deers from a helicopter, will be running for office and the headline news will be: Willow was banged on a Pillow, is pregnant. Run in their blood to get knocked up and pregnant so young.

norbizness June 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm

It’s like somebody discovered a sinister governmental plot to clone the vocal cords of Suzyn “Rahhhhhhhhger Clemens!” Waldman.

slithytoves June 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm

[re=340933]paintitblack[/re]: [re=340922]Kinkster[/re]: Alec Baldwin coined that last fall and it took off.

Lolo June 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm

So this is what the PUMAs are up to these days…

zenferret June 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm

And like how do you get a girl knocked up when you rape her with your mouth?

RushLickBall June 17, 2009 at 1:17 pm

[re=340983]misanthrope[/re]: Sarah Palin rapes intelligence with her mouth.

Mustang June 17, 2009 at 1:18 pm

[re=340958]RushLickBall[/re]: All nine of them.

spymoose June 17, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Kish mer in furry tuchas, you yellow hag!

Servo June 17, 2009 at 1:21 pm

These PUMA mobs always seem to have one self-appointed spokeswoman, usually a large and painfully loud blonde bitey banana.

sezme June 17, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Finally after 20 years of wondering, I learn who exactly watches Leno.

Scott-san June 17, 2009 at 1:23 pm

These people will all think the Internet is great once they discover it. Until their grandkids show them . . . THEM.

Fox n Fiends June 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm

[re=341020]sezme[/re]: is that you, Jer?

Gallowglass June 17, 2009 at 1:28 pm

“Do you know what ‘schmuck’ means in Jewish?”
Is one of the highlights, but there were so many lunatic gems. I had a roommate once, from a devout Conservative Jewish family, who told me that there is no one goes crazier and more willing to espouse batshit insane, self-destructive causes than a self-loathing Jew. I wonder if some of these folks are from that camp or if they come by their insanity by some other means.

El Pinche June 17, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Letterman says thanks!!

maverick2122 June 17, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Leno’s a pussy! Besides if anyone is going to be doing rapin in a basketball game, its Kobe.

RushLickBall June 17, 2009 at 1:35 pm

[re=341051]maverick2122[/re]: Is that you with the “I’m a right wing..” placard?

frailamerica June 17, 2009 at 1:38 pm

[re=340929]Humpback[/re]: Plus, the one guy has on an Affliction t-shirt, so you know he’s a tough-guy and/or douche.

For those too lazy to watch it again: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6292/letterman.jpg

Though how could anyone be so lazy as to not want to watch it over and over again?

Mr Blifil June 17, 2009 at 1:45 pm

I don’t suppose anyone would care to inquire of the esteemed Governor if she takes heart in the efforts of her devoted admirers, and finds herself in accord with their views? HMMMMMMM?

Lilybart June 17, 2009 at 1:45 pm

kinkster, you are behind!

How do you like….

Media Whore of Babble On? (my new fave)

caribou barbie you must know

Miss Wassilla says it all for me though.

tootsieroll June 17, 2009 at 1:48 pm

if you read the comments at the link, someone mentions that the two guys kissing are Rich and Sal from the Stern Show. And, the guy holding the “I am a right wing nut” sign is a producer from Ron and Fez.

4tehlulz June 17, 2009 at 1:50 pm

>>“Do you know what ’schmuck’ means in Jewish?”

Anyone who refers to Yiddish as Jewish is not Jewish; just saying.

TedTheLightBulbSalesman June 17, 2009 at 1:50 pm

The guy with the “I’m a Right-Wing Lunatic” sign is Dave McDonald from the Ron and Fez show on Sirius XM. It made for pretty compelling radio today.

RushLickBall June 17, 2009 at 1:52 pm

[re=341079]Mr Blifil[/re]: Sounds like a job for Katie Couric.

Combover June 17, 2009 at 1:53 pm

Today we are all PUMAs.

maven June 17, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Schmuck is actually a normal German word for jewels, which in Yiddish slang took on the same meaning as in English, ie, the “family jewels”. And then, much as the similar slang terms “dick” or “prick” did in English, it became the term for “jerk” (yes, pun intended).

Capitol Hillbilly June 17, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Buy that gal in the yellow jacket a Schmuck-cicle.

The Schadenfried PAC June 17, 2009 at 2:19 pm

[re=340832]StephanieInDC[/re]: THAT GUY? I read a little bit about your story or shorts’ blog, but I couldn’t figure out what he did for a living, he’s a local rep!?!?!

I thought PA reps were retarded.

Scarab June 17, 2009 at 2:32 pm

I really don’t see how any of this helps Ahmadinejad.

c-sick June 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Richard & Sal are great!


sezme June 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=341032]Fox n Fiends[/re]: Um … yes (but only if it gets me laid).

Jukesgrrl June 17, 2009 at 2:51 pm

I demand to see Yellow Jacket on Flavor Flav’s next reality/dating show.

Dustin de Wynde June 17, 2009 at 2:53 pm

I’m not going to link to my comment here on Wonkette, from yesterday, where I TOTALLY FUCKING CALLED THIS, because that would be blog-whoring.

If Sister Sarah is being sincere about wanting to stop the sexual exploitation of teen girls in the USA, and if she wants to get at those who undermine and destroy their Self Esteem, then instead of going after Letterman, how about taking on the Fashion Industry that she got her clothes from?

The ads from the designers of those clothes in all the top women’s mags use underage 14 to 17 year girls posed in the most provocative way to peddle their product.

Oh, right, if she came out and said anything about that, it’d probably fuck up whatever deal you know that crazy grifter has got in the pipeline if the whole 2012 thing doesn’t work out.

Then there is The Disney Channel…

Walt Disney makes $10 for every $1 they pay their Tween Soft Core Pr0n Starlets.

Hannah Montana will have $1 billion dollars in her bank account on her 18th birthday.

Which means that Disney will make $10 billion dollars…. Read more

Is redneck, one hit wonder, Billy Ray Cyrus’s underage kid smarter than Bill Gates?

Or is she an exploited tool?

If she is a tool, then just what is it that she is selling to the Willow and Bristol Palins of America?

And why is their mother allowing that to happen to her precious girls?

krooskie June 17, 2009 at 2:55 pm

I thought the worst possible answer to “how do you feel about Leno?” would be “I like him”.

It turns out I was wrong. Kudos, protester at 00:50.

HopeyDope June 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm

It looks like the two guys behind Ms. Mouth Raper and raping each others mouths. FOR FREEDOM!!

DoktorZoom June 17, 2009 at 3:00 pm

“Look at the two schmucks on the elephant!” –Leo Rosten, The Joys of Yiddish (though maybe that shoulda been “The Joys of Jewish”)

ZorinZorin June 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm

The woman who calls him a “verbal pedophile” (wtf?) — her eyeglass frames are the wrong shape for her face.


SendLawyersGunsAndMoney June 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Great, my morning entertainment. I would guess the dragon who asks about the definition of a “smuck” hasn’t had the working end of one for far too long. Such a non-story, the Bunnybrain is really working for anything she can get. I look forward to us kicking her sorry ass out of Juneau in 2010.

krooskie June 17, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Also is it just me, or does that “mouth rape” lady look like Lynne Thigpen?

marioninnyc June 17, 2009 at 3:07 pm

I don’t believe this for a minute. Nobody is going to tell me that these aren’t hired hands by CBS in a desperate effort to make Dave relevant.

June Cleaver 2.0 June 17, 2009 at 4:04 pm

[re=340831]tootsieroll[/re]: These people are angry at Letterman because he told really funny Bush Jokes for 8 years. Palin has very little to do with it. Just an opportunity to rage against having to watch Bush try to open a door that won’t open, on and on and on and….

S.Luggo June 17, 2009 at 4:07 pm

[re=341009]zenferret[/re]: Good point. You’ve given Levi Johnson grounds to demand a paternity test, that poor dummy.

[re=341138]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Great, heavy manacle she has on her left wrist. Left over from last night’s tryst with an individual of reptilian origin. http://static1.firedoglake.com/29/files//2009/05/lizard_people.jpg

Deepthroat June 17, 2009 at 4:09 pm


That was Richard and Sal from Stern.

June Cleaver 2.0 June 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm

[re=340838]LydiaClaire[/re]: Join the fraidy cat club. Welcome!

natteringnabomb June 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm

With so many weapons out there and that these people are still breathing (especially yellow lady)is testament to American restraint.

Lush Rimjaubh June 17, 2009 at 5:20 pm

Where is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when you need him?

lumpenprole June 17, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Look at that. The power is in the streets! Lead them Sarah Palin!

Mouthrapers, beware the pit bull army.

cosmicboy June 17, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Oh sweet Lord, I must of watched this about five times and kept getting better each time:

“Letterman is a verbal pedophile. He rapes children with his mouth”- WTF?

“Do you know what ‘Schmuck’ means in Jewish”- Oy.

“They were watching a basketball game….” Have they started an honest to God Basketball league. Are the Beers playing in it?

The only thing missing was former dating show contestant John “Johnny Z” Ziegler and his perpetual “I’m-strung-out-of my-mind-on-oxycontin” laugh and his shit-eating-”I-just-fucked-the-neighbors-dog” grin!!!!!

Rev. Peter Lemonjello June 17, 2009 at 10:55 pm

I was having a bad day until I saw this.

Thank you, Jonah Hill or Green or whatever your hebraic name may be today.

Trace June 17, 2009 at 11:02 pm

If the Scientology protests didn’t work, why would this? At least anonymous had masks.

I wish these people had worn masks…

eclecticbrotha June 18, 2009 at 10:21 pm

I thought it was a funny vid until the Carol Burnett clone started screaming about mouth rape. Now I’m not so glad we had this time together…

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