JOHN ‘NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2’ ENSIGN ADMITS SEX AFFAIR: Jesus, so much to post… this idiot, Republican Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, has admitted to having a sex affair with a female campaign staffer, in 2007 and 2008. Some aide in Ensign’s office outed the boss, whoops. So until we know more, *ahem*… PICS PLZ? [The Fix, AP]

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  1. Curiously, whenever Wonkette uses the “Drudge Siren” on a story, it is almost a guarantee that the story itself will not be carried on the Drudge Report.

  2. Ouch. Not only working those countless, long, underpaid hours as a Senate staffer. But then you find our the Senator is laying the pipe to your wife.

  3. STOP THE PRESSES! oh yeah, that’s right, they’re already stopped. digital revolution and all that.

    but is this not major news? a republican senator having sex with a woman? i thought they only did boys and undercover bathroom cops. learn something new every day, don’t even have to read a newspaper.

  4. Maybe there will be some saving revelation, like there were wetsuits and dildoes invovled somehow.

    Otherwise, I am disappointed, Sen. Ensign.

  5. All is well with the world again as we finally have another Republican sex scandal. It’s been so long I thought the only stupid things they did anymore was say offensive stuff about minorities.

  6. [re=340370]Jim Newell[/re]: Her too.

    WTF is it with this new age of hope? Can’t we get some serious perversions up in this bitch?

  7. What happens in John Ensign’s female campaign workers apparently does not stay in John Ensign’s female campaign workers. He is a disgrace to the city of Las Vegas and should Ensign immediately.

  8. Let’s just be thankful for a minute. He was chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee at the time of the affair. The GOP lost a shitload of Senate races, if my memory serves me right, causing some major resentment against him in the ranks. And you all thought is was Obama’s coattails that won the day? Nate Silver better revise his algorithms and factor in extramarital sex.

  9. According to TPM, the woman was the wife of one of his Senate aides.

    Not pedophilia or a bathroom encounter, but pretty goddamn scummy.

  10. [re=340428]hobospacejunkie[/re]:
    Yes, haw haw haw :). Very witty my Friend :)
    This is true! At his “press conference” Ensign said he had a threesome with the lady & her husband! I swear read the transcript! “A women & her husband”! Exact quote.
    3 times worse than the Edwards affair!

  11. [re=340370]Jim Newell[/re]: As of 7:02pm EDT, still not a peep of this story on the Drudge Report website. Truly, Wonkette is the Anti-Drudge.

    This probably explains the “999” tattoo just under Newell’s hairline.

  12. Senator, Senator, Senator…Air Force Amy could have taken care of all your needs. And you could have told HBO subscribers all about it afterward.

  13. This is the lamest Republican sex scandal I have ever witnessed. Call me when they find out the chick was an illegal alien, spy, or lizard person.

  14. [re=340438]Nerdalicious[/re]: Why three times worse than the Edwards affair? For Wonkette purposes, seems 3 x betterer… who’d a thunk a wingtard would have the chutzpah for a threesome? Teh buttsecks involved???

  15. He should have waited till his wife had a terminal illness, then served her divorce papers while wearing an assless panda costume and non-consensually skritching a candy-striper. Any less and you fail to meet The Gingrich Standard.

  16. [re=340399]paintitblack[/re]: W/spurned wife in robins egg blue dress and pearl necklace along for the ride.

    No, not that pearl necklace, you reprobates.

  17. [re=340454]paintitblack[/re]:
    I kid. I kid. I’m assuming he made a Joe Biden type gaffe & it was just worded funny in the heat of the moment. In the heat of the moment with the “women & her husband”! We luv you Joe!

  18. Isn’t having sex with a young staff member while being married called the ‘Full Gingrich’? Or does your wife need to have cancer too?

  19. [re=340375]4tehlulz[/re]: It will be BDSM with electric “play”, i.e. fun with a cattle prod. Senator Ensign knows he’s been a bad bull.

  20. [re=340494]Dreamer[/re]: “I apologize for my affair, but I give thanks to our men and women in uniform, without who’s courage, I would not be able to screw around with my campaign staff”

  21. And this guy was saying that his fellow senator Larry Craig’s behavior was disgraceful. I am so glad that he is deciding to stay in political service. He is a true Republican, rotten to his core beliefs. Thank you, soldiers, for allowing me to say nasties about this most recent GOP hypocritical, lying, adulterous scumbag, who will continue to represent the fine people of Nevada.

  22. [re=340455]norbizness[/re]: I thought the Gingrich standard was getting a blowjob from a reporter for the notorious tabloid the SUN!

    Zhu Bajie

  23. [re=340499]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: If he’s from Nevada, why hasn’t he arranged for hookers to do a USO type tour for the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan?

    Zhu Bajie

  24. During the height of the scandal surrounding Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky, the Nevada Republican denounced the president’s conduct as “an embarrassing moment for the country.”
    ‘I think we have to feel very sad for the American people and Hillary and Chelsea,’ he said.
    Weeks later, Ensign would call on Clinton to resign. “I came to that conclusion recently, and frankly it’s because of what he put his whole Cabinet through and what he has put the country through,” he was quoted saying at the time. “He has no credibility left,” he added.

  25. If we let gays get married, it will sully the institution.
    We should not let gay people have friends either, because they might do something really horrible to a good friend of theirs.

    And I believe that what he said earlier was that “Clinton should step down because it is unseemly for the President of the USA do being having sex with a fat chick.” It’s hard to disagree with that. So there is no hypocrisy here.

  26. [re=340509]chascates[/re]: I’m pretty sure if you look back at who said what, the people who were the most vociferous critics of Clinton during l’affaire Lewinsky were all later caught having affairs with either staffers, little boys, or sometimes both.

  27. I wish these celebrities (political, entertainment, sports, etc.) would come out and say “I’m a self-centered, spoiled rich asshole used to being worshipped and having anything I want and I screwed around.”

    Instead of “I was tempted by Satan/made a tragic mistake/had a personal failure” or in the case of Sen. Ensign has:

    He described the woman and her husband as good friends.
    “Our families were close,” a weary-looking Ensign said. “Closeness put me into situations which led to my inappropriate behavior.”

  28. [re=340487]Scarab[/re]: A full Gingrich requires you to serve your wife with the divorce papers while she is in the hospital from her cancer.

    [re=340491]rocktonsammy[/re]: Don’t worry. I’m sure if he truly had aspirations to be the Republican nominee for President in 2012, he wore a diaper.

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