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Here is your daily dose of International Politics: one of those gals from one of those shows that all your kids watch on the cable TV, doing the world’s tamest lap dance for a fake Obama in Spain. Remember when Marilyn Monroe sang “Happy Birthday” to the president and the whole world got an erection? This is sort of the opposite. [The Frisky]
2:53 PM
on Tue June 16 2009
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Sara K. Smith
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Close, but no cigar, so to speak.
his ears aren’t big enough, no estan grandes suficientes, mija. also
What? No Dirty Sanchez?
That was a hot lapdance. Except for the lap and the dance.
My eyes feel unclean and I don’t know why.
The package stimulus is not working.
That was an insult to the storied history of female exploitation on Spanish-speaking television. That didn’t come close to trampy, and every illegal Mexican in America threw their only shoe at the TV during this abomination.
Did I miss the dance?
what a funny language they all talk!
Bristol?
Dude, to do a ‘lap dance’, you have to come within at least one light year (like a regular year but half the calories - Roxanne) of a man’s lap.
It was utterly painful to watch. And that female looked kinda like Bristol. That didnt help. Infact it made it all the more uncomfortable.
I’d hate to pay $20 for THAT
Your comments do a dishonor to the trampy-vampy M. Monroe. I witnessed the Happy Make-Sexy-Time Birthday as it happened on the teevee, and even I, a young female, got an erection. This? Not so much.
AxmxZ: That’s brilliant!
Internally valid: Willow?
Do the little furries ever do any dancing? I’d like that.
Big whoop. A booty-popping Madeleine Albright initiated all of Bill C.’s cabinet meetings.
Is this the girl who had the secret naked photos all over the ‘net? Or am I mixing up my Disney animatronic teenage girls?
Fun facts from Ashley Tisdale’s Wikipedia entry:
Tisdale is cited several times in David Denby’s book ‘Snark’.
First female artist to debut two songs simultaneously on the Billboard Hot 100: “What I’ve Been Looking For” and “Bop to the Top”
In March 2007, Tisdale told Blender she was drug and alcohol-free. (OK, anti-fun).
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Not being one to listen to any of Disney’s whore-produced pop-crap… is “Bop To The Top” about lap dancing for the president?
Those Obama puppets look just like the one pictured in that adorably racistPresidential Sudoku™ puzzle! Has Sherri Goforth fisted our black president, also?
No habla Espanol. What’s a hormiguero? I know what a whore is; what’s a miguero?
ProfessorJukes: I thought it was “Bob to the Top” - you know, like turds do?
That is 1:39 of my life that I will never get back…
I’d be holding on to my Beaver Bucks if I were fake-Barry. I would pay to be beaten with those hooker shoes, though.
eclecticbrotha: In Mexico, it’s called a “Rick Sanchez”. CNN got one once when someone Twittered their Telemundo on its Univision.
What?!? She didn’t even rub the Marxist Socialist Knob. Lame. She should hook up with Bristol for some tips.
Shhh…be nice Wonkateers, we don’t want “Frisky” to seek a Googlely ban on us…
This would be funny if it was a parody skit on “Saturday Night Live.”
The fact that it was actually broadcast on a real television show in some odd country as an attempt at comedy–or something–is terrifying.
Ashley has added a layer of meaning to the term “female impersonator,” but the fault lay in the predicament rather than the performance. It’s also interesting to see that in the rest of the world these days, if it’s tall and black, it’s not automatically Michael Jordan. The new deal is that if it’s tall, black and in a suit, it’s Obama. Is that progress?
Not sure why the fake Obama couldn’t wear a suit that fit him properly. Isn’t there a Tall ‘N Black mens warehouse in Madrid?
freakishlystrong: Googlely? One who speaks at funerals?
I work for that multi-national conglomerate. I’m going to ask to see if she’s been fired yet.
Are they in some kind of hive? Is Spania ruled by giant ants? This worries me.
I now feel embarrassed for everybody, including God.
Walt Disney is masturbating furiously in his grave.
Damn. Latino Obama es muy caliente!