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For about 25 seconds a few weeks ago, all anybody could talk about was the Puerto Rican separatist crusader Sonia Sotomayor, and her crusade to exterminate wise old firefighters by legislating from the bench. But then Iran and Twitter and holy shit, Republicans just going nuts all over the Internet with their hilarious historical jokes!, and everybody forgot about her. America, it’s time to remember again.
Judge Sotomayor belongs to a ladies’ club call “The Belizean Grove,” which sounds vaguely … homosexual? Apparently this group of very important and influential women meets periodically in exotic Central American locales for “a balance of fun, substantive programs and bonding.” Yep, sounds pretty gay! And sinister, just like its male complement, the Bohemian Grove.
Because the Belizean Grove does not have any MALE MEMBERS (see what we just did there?) it is probably practicing “invidious discrimination” against penis-having Earthlings, which is a sin, or at least, Supreme Court justices should not belong to such organizations.
Will Americans sit idly by and allow this sex-discriminator to trample all over the freedoms of men, who might want to be included in these ladies’ outings to Belize where they all get hot-rock massages and talk about foreign policy? And in Sotomayor’s confirmation hearing, will Lindsey Graham be the first to ask about this secret society with a hurt expression conveying his pain at being left out?
Sotomayor Defends Ties to Association [New York Times]
The GOP should talk. They don’t allow any sane hetro males among their ranks either.
It’s a small tent but it’s tastefully decorated.
Peter Wallace must be turning in his grave.
How would we know how this matriarcial exlcusionist would treat an average, everyday white guy if he were ever to appear before her, outside of the thousands of cases she has already ruled on?
At the hearings, Lindsey Graham will finally summon the courage to ask a fellow woman (Maria) if Lindsey is old enough to have his period.
Linds has every right to be pissy and butthurt. After all, they’re denying him the opportunity to get serviced by a hot Belizean poolboy.
Ugg, sounds horrible. I’ll bet no man ever wanted to go on one of those massage therapy excursions, unless dragged there by some girlfriend. Guys want to go where they think they’re going to get laid.
Lindsay’s gonna plotz when he finds out about her “Curves” membership…
everyone nickname your vagina Belizean Grove right now, in protest.
Cape Clod: Exactly. There’s just no way to know.
Dear Lindsey, a “hot-rock massage” is not what you think it is.
Butthurt men need to get over not being able to join ladies’ clubs. Here’s how it works: they get to have their ladies’ societies, and we don’t have to menstruate.
Do lesbian hot rock massages have happy endings? I mean, if you tip well, obviously.
Because the Belizean Grove does not have any MALE MEMBERS (see what we just did there?)
You must be so proud.
My general fiction book club is all-female, so I guess I’ll never be asked to sit on the Supreme Court, either.
ah paradise…..a weekend of sharing stories and thoughts with people who really are interested in you (or pretend to be), relaxing without any toughts given to teh drudgeries of daily life and not having to answer to anyone. Belize? No I’m taliking about my house when my wife goes away on one of these trips
When did Lindsey Graham get a penis?
Sexist, sure, we all knew that. But since when is she Belizean and not Messican? What else is she hiding?
Sotomayor also ruled in a federal case that anyone who is elected as the governor of Alaska should have an IQ above 70; legislators are looking at Sarah Palin’s status now.
That is an old comedy still of the ventriloquist, Chico Menses and his wise-cracking dummy, “Lola” B-list performers of the Miami Beach lounge circuit in the early-50’s. Her catch phrase was, “Ayii, baby no likee!”
HA! Because Lindsey Graham is gay.
Because the Belizean Grove does not have any MALE MEMBERS…
Sotomayor has sentenced all the male members to penile servitude.
Holy shiat. Going on vacation with your girlfriends is now considered having “Ties” to an “Association”?
magic titty: I’ve been calling my vagina that for weeks already, for reasons the divorce attorney says I shouldn’t talk about.
Maria Sotomayor: Change We Can Belize In
Justice Sotomayor now wishes she’d joined the Federalist Society instead. It has no women on its Board of Directors, but apparently two women (out of 15) on its “Board of Visitors”. (They do not get to pass go, or collect $200.)
I would not join any club that would have me as a member.
John Boner had PMS and couldn’t be reached at the country club for a comment.
toooldtocare: Yeah! Steak and eggs for breakfast every day. Hope my wife hooks up with one of these groups, and takes the kids with her. Make it a whole week, wifey.
Maybe linds is jealous of the facials, also?
The Lucky Republican: He was also the person who expressed concern that he, as an “ordinary white guy,” might be unfairly discriminated against by this Mexican lady.
I so love it when white males get pissed off at the slightest hint they might be discriminated against. I feel like telling them, build me a turnip farm, let me rape your sister, sell your mother to my uncle, and we’ll call it even.
So unlike the PC, all male Bohemian Club. http://www.modernhistoryproject.org/mhp/EntityDisplay.php?Entity=BohemianClub
If Lindsey got into the BC, he’d walk around with a throbbing hard-on all day.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh……..
I wish I were a Sotomayor weiner!
That is what I…
Wait, I did that, already.
Thank God she didn’t join a sorority or half the Republican Party’s head would explode in righteous stupidity.
I would like to be invited into their groves.
proudgrampa: Me, I would not join any club where my member wasn’t accepted.
Not to be sexist or anything, but sometimes we really do need to get away from that half of the human race that has cooties.
Probably shemale MEMBERS.