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Latest Republican Racist Email Features Hilarious Summary of 44 American Presidents

Ha ha geddit???? Because who would let a black person be president?
How are the Republican politicians doing with the email today? Not too good, as usual! It’s a busy Monday, as one Republican official already got busted doing racist anti-Michelle Obama stuff on the Facebook, and now we’re learning about some super-funny racist emails sent out by a Tennessee GOP legislative staffer for Republican state senator Diane Black. Let’s meet the charming Sherri Goforth, who sent the image above to god knows how many people because, ha, a Negro in the White House?

Nashville Is Talking reports:

When I asked her if she understood the controversial nature of the photo, Goforth would only say she felt very bad about accidentally sending it to the wrong list. When I gave her a second chance to address the controversial nature of the email, she again repeated that she only felt bad about sending it to the wrong list of people.

“I went on the wrong email and I inadvertently hit the wrong button,” Goforth told NIT. “I’m very sick about it, and it’s one of those things I can’t change or take back.”

Yes, yes, Republicans must be careful not to hit the “wrong button” when sending out the racist bullshit. Sadly, our liberal technology sector has yet to create a button that would only send your racist fuckwad idiocy to fellow mouth-breathing racist cretins who think there is NOTHING as funny as the idea of … people with dark complexions. Even when you’re just sending the Funnies to proper white folk, there is still often a “N.L.” who will complain about old-fashioned Southern comedy.


3:34 PM on Mon June 15 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. They can’t seem to get over the ‘AH MAH GAWD A NEGRAS PREZIDENT’, can they?

    Also, the stupid must emerge via email ’cause Twitter can’t do images. Point.

  2. Internally valid says at 3:40 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Sherri Goforth and fuck yourself.

  3. Big Liver says at 3:40 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Okay, about this Republican propensity for unrepentant racism, at first I thought “This can’t be for real”, but Wonkette has proven me wrong in spades. Oh, sorry.

  4. I don’t feel bad about calling Sherri Goforth a klansman humping fascist pig-dog. Only that I forgot to send the comment to Don Lemon and Rick Sanchez’s Twitterbookspaces.

  5. Aquannissiwamissoo says at 3:40 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Let me guess Ken, they only sent it to a few friends and never thought it would “get out.”

  6. onehotdisaster says at 3:41 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Oscar the Grouch is *green*. I don’t get it.

  7. WestEdEd says at 3:41 pm, June 15th, 2009

    the Democrats should just give each and every Republican a blackberry, and they would win the elections forever.

    leave the twitter for the twits, i say, and for the guys getting shot in iran.

    How do we play the iran thing, anyway? The “reformer” had everyone taken out and shot in the 90’s, so it’s noit like he’s a walk in the park

  8. thefrontpage says at 3:41 pm, June 15th, 2009

    What nobody wants to really say: Unfortunately, there are many people out there who do not like Barack Obama because of the color of his skin. There are many people who did not vote for him and will not support his policies because of the color of his skin. However, Obama did win the popular vote by a huge margin, and it’s obvious and apparent that the majority of Americans who took the time to vote in November, 2008, voted for Obama–so it’s obvious that the racists are in the minority.

    This is at least the third, or fourth, racist mailing about Obama that has hit the internets in just the past few months. It’s worth thinking: how many more of these things are floating around out there? And how many are from politicians’ offices?

  9. SayItWithWookies says at 3:41 pm, June 15th, 2009

    After she gets canned she can fulfill her dream of starting her own law firm with two friends as partners. It’ll be called Goforth, Haight and Lynch.

  10. Her photoshop skillz really beg an apology… is it that hard to resize and crop to a rectangle shape? Who’s the president between Bubba and W? Dukakis?

  11. mrsixinch says at 3:43 pm, June 15th, 2009

    It is stupid stuff like this that makes me want them to NEVER fix e-mail programs to prevent unwanted e-mails from blasted to the Wrong People. It’s like kicking over a rock and watching the creepy-crawlies run out. Go forth, Sherri, and e-mail no more.

  12. WestEdEd says at 3:43 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Oh, and just imagine the crap that does not leak out and we do not see, we only see the tip of the iceberg

  13. Aquannissiwamissoo says at 3:43 pm, June 15th, 2009

    What is it with old white people and the mad urge to use their $5,000 supercomputer to chain letter old nigra jokes to everyone on their Xmas card list?

  14. InsidiousTuna says at 3:43 pm, June 15th, 2009

    TGY: Twitter does images easily. I guess they just don’t get Twitpic.

  15. I would like to take this moment to sincerely apologize for my state. Although it’s a wonder that any Republican staffer has time to send out racist emails, when there are still a few places in Tennessee where you cannot carry a concealed handgun.

  16. rmontcal says at 3:44 pm, June 15th, 2009

    thefrontpage: This comment is what your Wonkettz would look like if that anti-snark guy got his way.

    I do not like.

  17. BlueStateLibtard says at 3:45 pm, June 15th, 2009

    We need even more advanced technology that automatically reads these people’s minds and broadcasts their thoughts over the internets, thus ensuring the Republican Party will never get back in power for the next two thousand years or so.

  18. The Lucky Republican says at 3:46 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I’m worried. Are there any “N.L.’s” posting around here?

  19. BillyClubb says at 3:46 pm, June 15th, 2009

    …I inadvertently hit the wrong button This trouble with even the simplest technology is yet another reason why I’m uncomfortable with Republicans in the White House.

  20. Sometimes, when you renovate a building, a nice clean building, you uncover a whole nest of rats and other vermin. It looks like the rats came out of nowhere, when in fact they were always there. Now’s the time to bring out the glue traps.

  21. InsidiousTuna: Damn! You don’t say? Ah, well, I suppose in this case the stupid was merely misdirected. Next time they’ll get it right.

  22. Aquannissiwamissoo says at 3:48 pm, June 15th, 2009

    If I hadn’t told my crazy aunt to stop spamming me with this crap on her “family” email list, I could be lording over Wonkette with a diamonique encrusted enema wand.

  23. Morbo the Annihilator says at 3:49 pm, June 15th, 2009

    This is exactly why Al Gore intelligently designed the internets.

  24. just go take a look at diane black’s website and it shouldn’t surprise you she’d employ a racist. jesus, i’m fucking SICK of republicans and their holier than thou attitude against everything other than a white christian.

  25. iburl: Who’s the president between Bubba and W?

    Gore, if I remember correctly.

  26. octupletsmom says at 3:49 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Next with the Meskins! Please please piss them off, too!

  27. freakishlystrong says at 3:50 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Well, it IS racist, what it isn’t is FUNNY. Also.

  28. Hooray For Anything says at 3:50 pm, June 15th, 2009

    What a pity it is for the Republicans that Microsoft has yet to invent a “racist check” in Microsoft Office to alert people that there is something of questionable taste in their email and that they should make sure they’re sending it to the right list

  29. mdotsota says at 3:52 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Is this the thing Republicans are going to do instead of good wholesome little boy fucking? For shame.

  30. Come here a minute says at 3:53 pm, June 15th, 2009

    TGY: twitpic is twitter’s just as stupid, racist brother.

  31. Extemporanus says at 3:54 pm, June 15th, 2009

    onehotdisaster: That’s actually a picture of President Mumenshantz. Oscar is VP.

  32. qwerty42 says at 3:54 pm, June 15th, 2009

    JFC. The only problem was she sent it to the wrong list. Not that it was stupid and racist, because only PC fanatics would fail to see the all in good fun part of this. Hardee gd har har. They live and breathe racism and cannot see it because, like the air, it is invisible to them.

  33. June Cleaver 2.0 says at 3:55 pm, June 15th, 2009

    You know, I’ve seen and read a lot on the internet, but this just makes me sad. What a great guy to be depicted in this way.

  34. paintitblack says at 3:55 pm, June 15th, 2009

    thefrontpage: WestEdEd: there is this little blog site called MyRightWingDad, & this is but the tip-o-the-iceberg, believe me. In fact, a version of this particular rightwingforward (RWF)was there today. But since Nov 08, I have seen, literally, dozens of emails like this, and MANY, MANY that are far, far, far, far worse. There is usually at lease ONE RWF per day that is all: booga booga nigra in da white house hate hate har har. It’s pretty disgusting and 99.99% of the time, not even remotely funny.

  35. magic titty says at 3:55 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Spooky.

  36. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 3:56 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Who’s the sneering baboon with a flaming case of hemmorhoids in the pic to the right of Bill Clinton?

    Oh, and PS to Sherri Goforth: FOAD.

  37. american mutt says at 3:57 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Southern + white + can’t use email = racist. I got it.

  38. trondant says at 3:58 pm, June 15th, 2009
  39. orange says at 3:58 pm, June 15th, 2009

    hahahah. he’s the blax.

  40. An American in Toronto says at 3:58 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Hooray For Anything: Looks like you’re writing a racist email, you bigoted douchnozzle.

  41. chapka says at 3:59 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Hooray For Anything:

    Actually, there was a feature like that in one version of (i think) Eudora many years ago. It would analyze the language of your email and look for words that indicated that you were either upset about something or about to say something offensive. So if you used too many words like “idiotic” or phrases like “what the hell”, when you hit “send” a window would pop up saying, basically, “You seem to be a little angry right now. Are you sure you don’t want to wait a few minutes to cool down before you send this email?”

    Of course, the technology to eliminate a significant amount of right-wing idiot spam has existed since the very beginnings of the Internet. It’s called “Hitting Michelle Bachmann’s Computer Repeatedly With A Brick.”

  42. Aquannissiwamissoo says at 4:01 pm, June 15th, 2009

    american mutt: No.

    Southern + white + hates and fears and secretly loves and is jealous of the Black Man = racist and shitty bar pool player.

  43. One Yield Regular says at 4:01 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I thought for a second that was a gallery of all the Republicans who’d been busted for “accidentally” sending along racist emails - but there were far too few pictures for that to be the case.

  44. trondant says at 4:03 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Haha, Canada City’s intartubes are the slow.

  45. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 4:04 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Min: And to think Curry Todd (Wingnut-Collierville) sponsored that POS legislation. He really needs to go back to his day job selling used Ford Broncos for Homer Skelton.

  46. facehead says at 4:05 pm, June 15th, 2009

    OBVIOUSLY, they mean to imply that Obama’s likeness can only be captured in the dark, because he is a communist vampire from hell. Nothing racist about that.

  47. Aquannissiwamissoo says at 4:07 pm, June 15th, 2009

    These are the people who think carnival food is good for you.

  48. iantenna says at 4:08 pm, June 15th, 2009

    now we know where the chairman of the board got all his best sammy davis, jr. related material.

  49. GDTRFB says at 4:09 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Doesn’t resemble Obama. Isn’t that the money I could be saving with Geico?

  50. user-of-owls says at 4:09 pm, June 15th, 2009

    The Lucky Republican: Fortunately, no. We’re all American Leaguers here.

  51. NotthatLC says at 4:09 pm, June 15th, 2009

    After all the bullshit I’ve seen the Republicans pull my whole entire life, they have now officially pissed me off. They call just fuck off and die,and I truly hope there is a hell so they will go straight there. There is absolutely NO excuse for this bullshit. Un-be-fucking-lievable. I can’t decide if I’m more angry or more sad. Seriously, this is the country I live in? Thanks for pulling me off the cliff, but did you have to bitch-slap me repeatedly on the way up? Jesus Christ.

  52. S.Luggo says at 4:11 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Frampton Comes Alive: I can understand the distress. An aide to a piddlin’, cornpone, Southern state senator. It’s not as if the aide was a nobody, like a state elections commissioner or a butt-buddy of Lindsey Graham’s or somethin’.

    “Rusty DePass, who served on the [S.C. elections] commission for nine years; seven as chairman.”
    http://www.state.sc.us/scsec/South%20Carolina%20HAVA%20State%20Plan.pdf

  53. orange says at 4:11 pm, June 15th, 2009

    GDTRFB: it’s the money the blacks can save w/ Geico.

  54. NotthatLC says at 4:12 pm, June 15th, 2009

    GDTRFB: Ha! GDTRFB? FTW.

  55. Extemporanus says at 4:12 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Frampton Comes Alive: Her district’s office is located at 819 Plantation Boulevard. Hang a left at S Browns Lane and look for a brick shit house with a big tree out front.

  56. Ken Layne says at 4:13 pm, June 15th, 2009

    chapka: Oh yeah, it would show little fire icons!

    I had to disable it, finally, as every fucking email I write is full of threats and vulgarity.

  57. Ken Layne says at 4:14 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Ken Layne: Or was it little hot peppers? I cannot remember, but yeah, mid/late ’90s Eudora.

  58. McDuff says at 4:14 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Frampton Comes Alive: From State Sen. Diane Black’s website:

    What are Diane’s values?
    I believe the family is the most important aspect of our society. As a wife, mother, and grandmother, I am pro-life and believe marriage should be defined as being between one man and one woman. All decisions that I make at the legislature are based on how they will affect the family.

    Translated from white racist to English, it reads, “I can’t stand the idea that the damn Negro in the White House done went and proved a black man can have better family values then Newt, McCain, Vetter, Craig, or any other white Republican. How dare he marry the mother of his children several YEARS before they were born, stay married to her, support those kids, and raise them right! How dare he!

  59. Aquannissiwamissoo: FUNNELCAKES!

  60. Larry Fine says at 4:23 pm, June 15th, 2009

    At least there wasn’t a picture of a gorilla in the last frame.

  61. rev_matt_y says at 4:23 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Aquannissiwamissoo: I think I saw one of those on QVC last night with an easy-pay option.

  62. user-of-owls says at 4:24 pm, June 15th, 2009

    GOP’s 2010 Slogan In Direct Mailings To The “Right” Mailing List:

    “All your biases are belong to us.”

  63. sleepy says at 4:26 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Frampton Comes Alive: as per:
    What are Diane’s values?
    I believe the family is the most important aspect of our society. As a wife, mother, and grandmother, I am pro-life and believe marriage should be defined as being between one man and one woman. All decisions that I make at the legislature are based on how they will affect the family.

  64. Aquannissiwamissoo says at 4:26 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Ken Layne: Ken, it was the “flaming hot pepper icon.” It was on my Eudora email software. I fucking hated it. [3 hot peppers].

    My program WOULDN”T LET YOU FUCKING SEND THE FUCKING EMAIL BECAUSE YOU SAID FUCK IN IT !!!

    you had to wait, like 15 minutes.

    and then say fuck.

  65. lawrenceofthedesert says at 4:26 pm, June 15th, 2009

    When GOPrs started firing randomly into their feet, I was amused — but when you see them emptying entire clips into both feet at point-blank range, over and over again, you realize that there is a profound illness at work, and it gets sad and scary. I’m not sure which is more pathetic, this self-revealed racist or the wingnut denier at Red States trying to make a case for Holocaust museum shooter as liberal (the blogger who claims that Jonah Goldberg, second-laziest columnist to Will, “meticulously documented” something or other, puh-leeze!).

  66. GDTRFB says at 4:28 pm, June 15th, 2009

    NotthatLC: GDTRFB = Going Down the Road Feeling Bad (Grateful Dead tune off unknown American origins). It was much more fitting during the Bush years.

  67. Frampton Comes Alive says at 4:29 pm, June 15th, 2009

    McDuff: You speak Real Murrikan! Did you use the Rosetta Stone software?

  68. Guppy06 says at 4:29 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I’ve been on the internet too long. The first thing I thought of upon seeing the picture was something about someone charging lasers.

    Or at the very least, I need to frequent classier websites.

  69. lawrenceofthedesert: They have hysterical self-hatred. There’s no need for them to hate themselves. We can do it quite easily for them.

  70. keepinitrealyo says at 4:33 pm, June 15th, 2009

    thefrontpage: OK fine, Mr. Reasonable.

  71. chascates says at 4:40 pm, June 15th, 2009

    She is so, so so sick that she got caught. And can’t anyone take a joke (racist jokes) any more?

    She got a letter of reprimand. That’s a real slap on the wrist.

  72. saralovesyou says at 4:42 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Earnest comments on Wonkette posts gives me a sad.

    It’s why I don’t post here, only read. I’m too earnest. Stop being like me.

  73. TeddyS says at 4:44 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I am sorry that I touched the wrong button and sent the mass email to the entire world that Missy Goforth is a stupid fucking redneck racist bitch who enjoys sex with her dog and should be tasered up her pearly white wazoo until her eyes bug out of her fat, ugly face. Sorry I hit that button. Damn.

  74. paintitblack says at 4:47 pm, June 15th, 2009

    chascates: really, she actually got her wrist tapped (no, that isn’t an “I’d tap that” joke)??? Given the arrogance and in-yer-face-ness of the rightards’ racism lately, it amazes me that this dolt got any kind of repuke rebuke.

  75. HopeyDope says at 4:48 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I have nothing witty to add. I’m just laughing like a hyena right now.

  76. Airborne Toxic Event says at 4:49 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Let us all say a big thank you to Harry Truman for alienating these corpulent pus-buckets with his communist intergrationism.

  77. Gopherit says at 4:54 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Guppy06: haha!

  78. chascates says at 5:03 pm, June 15th, 2009

    paintitblack: One of the commenters to that article said that knowing the senator she worked for she’d probably get a raise as well though.

  79. NoWireHangers says at 5:04 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Ugh.

    Racists, at least own your racism.

  80. gjdodger says at 5:08 pm, June 15th, 2009

    By the way, Kent Williams wouldn’t even give a dime to see Sherri Goforth naked.

  81. Oh, you hit the wrong button? Well, that explains and excuses everything. Goforth and sin no more.

  82. Crow T. Robot says at 5:10 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Ya know…the worst thing I ever did at work was snort a little coke in an abandoned back cubicle…which would never have come to light if my boss hadn’t been napping in a nearby one. I suspect the main reason I didn’t get fired for that is it was the end of the dot com boom & we all just sat around all day and read the papers on-line anyway.

    Having said that, it’s a terrible thing to get fired for your own stupidity. Happy job hunting sweetie.

  83. DangerousLiberal says at 5:12 pm, June 15th, 2009
  84. DagNabbit says at 5:13 pm, June 15th, 2009

    At least make them funny!

    Are all racist people seven?

  85. user-of-owls says at 5:14 pm, June 15th, 2009

    saralovesyou: I was genuinely touched by the honesty and pathos of your comment. If only more commenters were able to reveal their true souls here. We could burn Wonkette to the ground in a day.

  86. sati demise says at 5:15 pm, June 15th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: exactly.

  87. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:26 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I’m pretty sure that there is an app for the google tool bar that will make sure that you only send your racist emails to fellow Republicans.

  88. Barrett808 says at 5:29 pm, June 15th, 2009

    paintitblack: That http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/ is quite a site, in a clinically anthropological sort of way.

  89. Nerdalicious says at 5:57 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Lionel Hutz Esq.:
    What if John Boner was Prez? As Obama said John Boner is a “color not quite human”. If Ms. Goforth knew a rats ass about comedy, she would know that Obama’s statement is funnier & more cerebral than any 1880 Reconstruction humor from assback Kentucky that rethugs keep “accidentally” E-mailing out & then keep getting fired.

  90. proudgrampa says at 5:58 pm, June 15th, 2009

    BillyClubb: So did she “hit the wrong button” or send it to “the wrong list?”

    Of course, the implication here is that there is a “right” list.

    Jebus.

    Can we just let the freakin’ South secede, already?

  91. saralovesyou says at 5:58 pm, June 15th, 2009

    user-of-owls: Apparently, my sadness also destroys my grammar and grasp of the English language.

    I just want to enjoy the schadenfreude, dammit.

  92. facehead says at 6:03 pm, June 15th, 2009

    The depiction of Taft is so racist.

  93. Numbat Dundee says at 6:04 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Internally valid: She’s inbred enough already without doing that.

  94. user-of-owls says at 6:18 pm, June 15th, 2009

    saralovesyou: Your German, at least, appears intact.

  95. ElitistMarxshits says at 6:18 pm, June 15th, 2009

    sezme:
    the eyebrows of 42 1/2 look pretty o’reillyish to me

  96. Mr Blifil says at 6:23 pm, June 15th, 2009

    JFK seems to be either hanging his head in shame over the racism or else he just got a stiffie. At least Dubya seems comfortable enjoying all the harmless fun.

  97. paintitblack says at 6:28 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Barrett808: Yes, whad you say. I go there sometimes bc it’s like the proverbial rubber-necking a car crash on the freeway. You don’t wanna look and yet ya can’t look away. Lots of shit in that lil blog. Today’s post was really tame, believe me.

  98. Jukesgrrl says at 6:39 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Crow T. Robot: “…it’s a terrible thing to get fired for your own stupidity.”

    Oh, she won’t get fired. Goforth will probably get a party and a gift of solid gold trucknutz. Republicans only fire people for dressing up in furry panda costumes and offering sexual favors to children. And even then, they get legal representation and a new job in a lower-profile situation.

  99. Cicada says at 6:40 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Obama is a toon! I KNEW it.

  100. RoscoePColtraine says at 6:46 pm, June 15th, 2009

    How can they be racists, libtards? They’re the party of LINKIN!!

  101. Icecycle says at 6:48 pm, June 15th, 2009

    This is why I don’t get these type of emails.
    “Dear MS Slope head. . .”
    It goes down hill from there and my Wife; a really nice fundy; says that I alienate her friends and relatives.
    I tell her that I also alienate my friends and relatives but that doesn’t seem to help.
    (also; always hit reply all, heh.)

  102. I don’t get it…

    Looks to me like a photo of John McCain stepping into one of the many bedrooms in one of his many houses and catching Cindy in the act with the pool boy.

    Doesn’t the dumb bitch in Tennessee know that he wasn’t elected?

  103. 2druk2phluq says at 7:21 pm, June 15th, 2009

    When does teh pitcher’s funny start?

  104. nellpost says at 7:57 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Where’s the list? Show me the list! I want to know who are the listers!

  105. Mr Blifil says at 8:15 pm, June 15th, 2009

    The Lucky Republican: Newell Lovers? They were all banhammered.

  106. problemwithcaring says at 8:33 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I took the pic as a dilettantish, but edgy commentary on the lights being diminished on a fading American Empire….

    Srsly, though, what does it say about George W. that he looks less stately than the Pres-as-Nig thumbnail?

  107. drftjgoj says at 8:47 pm, June 15th, 2009

    The most offensive thing, to me, was the fact that George W.’s picture (the great one, not the 1st one) was twice the size of the others.

  108. The Schadenfried PAC says at 9:02 pm, June 15th, 2009

    I know we Socialist Commie Libruls are like, nonviolent and stuff, but can we start making exceptions for these fuckwits?

  109. n_joy_d_ride says at 9:25 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Goforth is an idiot but the Dems aren’t the party from heaven either.
    Internally valid says it all at 3:40 pm, June 15th, 2009

    BTW, the white folks ain’t cornered the market on racism either, y’all.
    There’s plenty of stinky, raw hate to go around.

    Try reading MLK’s “I’ve got a dream” speech. Methinks he would be very disappointed with the brothers and sisters today.

    Things are so screwered up these days that I’m gonna just sit back and n_joy_d_ride!

  110. EdFlinstone says at 9:42 pm, June 15th, 2009

    So now the Tennessee republican Birth of A Nation Film Festival is a no go?

  111. sportnwoody says at 10:12 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Hello you liberal loony lilly livered low life floor flushing commie losers. Don’t you all feel like morons for voting for that prompter reading fraud for President. Most of you a$$h@les will never learn but you will pay the interest on the debt in your shanty apartments for the next 25 years. WILL YOU EVER LEARN ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR FEEL GOOD LIBERAL SOLUTIONS. China is laughing at all of you fools as well as Turbo Timbo taxcheating moron and blundering Biden who can’t keep his mouth shut.. HA… HA… HA…

  112. user-of-owls says at 10:21 pm, June 15th, 2009

    sportnwoody: Professor Woody! So nice to hear from you again. How are things at Regis? I always smile when I remember your magnificent tattoo: Arbeit Macht Frei.

  113. The Schadenfried PAC says at 10:29 pm, June 15th, 2009

    sportnwoody: Okay then…

    Are you the “white turd” that Mike Malloy was talking about?

  114. President Beeblebrox says at 11:30 pm, June 15th, 2009

    n_joy_d_ride: sportnwoody: OK, which one of you is Shorts’ sockpuppet?

  115. bluefirebolt says at 11:33 pm, June 15th, 2009

    Ladies and gentlemen, although there is something quite humorous in the cartoon depiction of our dear President, it still reeks of offense in quite a few ways: one being the fact that it is offensive to racially challenged people(yes, those of you who still play color-is-everything cards)but at the same time belittles a man who is working hard for our country to fix all the problems caused by the insensitive actions of the political majority of the past administration. Although we cannot ignore the fact that there exists in our country a racist and malcontent minority, still we must not bend to their infantile level of selfishness and stupidity by professing ‘hate’ for them. At the very least, they should be pitied. It is our moral right to assert ourselves justly in the context of all the wrong they do us out of their close-minded ignorance, yet it is our moral obligation as well to show them that we are better people in word and deed. Hopefully by upholding the truth and all that is good, we may inspire them to let go of their institutionalized biases and show them that the only way things will become better for them is for them to own up to their mistakes and find the heart to discard their rotten attitudes and values for what is truly better. It is with courage that we sought change by supporting a man who has reminded us of our ideals, and has countless times reminded us that the changes must begin with each and every one of us who still believes in the premises set forth by the founding fathers of the United States of America. If anyone begs to differ or show sympathy for what I have briefly presented here, feel free to email me at thorgeisl@yahoo.com; I will respond as promptly as I can to your reactions. Thank you!

  116. DemmeFatale says at 12:08 am, June 16th, 2009

    sportnwoody: Wow! You can spell!
    Just, wow!

    Now…what were you saying?

  117. bluefirebolt: NSDR (not snarky; didn’t read)

    Basically the things with the emails is that ALL CONTACTS comes up first and you have to scroll down to ALL RACIST TURDS, and such as. This is important to know these days, if you’re in the govment offices, also.

  118. little teapot says at 1:12 am, June 16th, 2009

    The last time I hit the wrong button I accidentally aborted a Mormon fetus. Now, I just don’t touch buttons.

  119. Mr Blifil says at 1:21 am, June 16th, 2009

    bluefirebolt: Feel free to inspect my perineum with your nose tip.

  120. bluefirebolt says at 2:06 am, June 16th, 2009

    DemmeFatale: Dear madam, a little reading comprehension would not hurt you at all. My nephew in 2nd grade could read and fully understand what I have written. =D Can I suggest you refer to a dictionary if there are any words I made use of that may not presently be in your vocabulary. My apologies for the way I write, it is a result of good education. =D

  121. bluefirebolt says at 2:14 am, June 16th, 2009

    DemmeFatale: My apologies Ms. Demmefatale, the previous message wasn’t meant for you. I got the buttons mixed up. =D

  122. bluefirebolt says at 2:20 am, June 16th, 2009

    Mr Blifil: Dear sir, if you are experiencing any discomfort with your perineum, please consult your local general practitioner or physician. He may be able to help you better. Good luck, get well soon!

  123. psycopappy says at 3:22 am, June 16th, 2009

    Think how much could be accomplished if we worked on real problems instead of peoples’ ethnic backgrounds and political affiliations.

  124. That's Right says at 4:17 am, June 16th, 2009

    This is MUCH less distasteful than Letterman’s comments about Palin’s daughters! Unlike Letterman, who thinks he’s funny, this picture is somewhat funny!

  125. That's Right says at 4:26 am, June 16th, 2009

    You DemoFags don’t seem to see what the best things are about this poster;
    Gore and Kerry are MISSING!
    ha, ha, ha!

  126. hobospacejunkie says at 6:19 am, June 16th, 2009

    Crow T. Robot: I fell asleep under my cubicle after eating a brownie one morning during my short (9.5 months) tenure doing phone tech support for Apple. My boss didn’t fire me but I had some ’splainin’ to do, which consisted mainly of lies.

    Looks like some lonely masturbaters found their way here late at night. Let me tell you that you guys are teh brave, taunting a bunch of people who are asleep and won’t ever come back here and read this because there will be plenty more posts tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. But my compliments on your use of DemoFags. That really hurts. Who taught you how to use words that hurt so? Was it the uncle who butt-fucked you when you were 10 or the grandfather that forced you to blow him when you were 15? Either way, that shit fucks you up on so many levels so you have my deepest sympathies.

  127. Crapola says at 6:56 am, June 16th, 2009

    So our 44th President is actually Pee Wee Herman from the hitchhiking scene in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure? Who knew?!

  128. I just LOVE your icon “That’s Right!!”

    If it, indeed, accurately portrays you, then I suggest you lay off the high fructose corn syrup.

    Merely a healthful hint.

  129. stevematela@gmail.com says at 8:41 am, June 16th, 2009

    Well I’ve said it before Southern Republicans wonder why the rest of the country considers them toothless, inbred, ignorant racists, just like that clown from South Carolina, this woman does not see anything wrong with what she did only that it went to the “wrong list”. It is difficult to change the way people think, if they spent their entire lives living in a bigoted society that believed African-Americans, Jews, heck Catholics are somehow lesser than them…those beliefs are hard to get rid of. That is why the Republicans want to see them remain uneducated. Yes friends this is the “base” that Palin, Gingerich, Scarborough and the rest keep talking about.

  130. JDHART says at 9:03 am, June 16th, 2009

    Oh great. Did Republicans need more Haterade in their inboxes?

  131. That's Right says at 9:08 am, June 16th, 2009

    hobospacejunkie: You have MY most deepest sympathies! I’ve never seen a group of people so preoccupied with their anuses!

  132. mcfrady says at 11:31 am, June 16th, 2009

    Does Letterman have to apologize for this, also?

  133. VeniceGuy says at 11:53 am, June 16th, 2009

    I think it is funny how easily you attribute this stupid email to a “Republican Racist”. THis person is just a racist, who happens to be a secretary…er…executive assistant to a State Senator in Tennesee. That being said, by no means justifies, or relieves her from the responsibility for sending this ridiculous, racist, hateful email. But piling on Republicans for this is asinine. Idiots exist everywhere and come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and political affiliations. Both sides need to realize 95 percent of us (on either side) are rational, decent people. Too often we focus on the 5% that are jerkoffs.

  134. biketoolbuyer says at 12:48 pm, June 16th, 2009

    stevematela@gmail.com says at 8:41 am, June 16th, 2009 said,”Yes friends this is the “base” that Palin, Gingerich, Scarborough and the rest keep talking about.”
    –and these same boobs won the presidency for the past 8 years and they’re still out there.

    but ya’ll gotta admit. it’s been fruggin’ funny watching these rightwingnuts—just lose it. it’s grand!!!
    but a lot of you “liberal” but not open-minded individuals are spewing the same hatred. ya’ll i’m from the south and you “northener’s are just as racist if not worse, cuz here in the south we’ve had to get along fighting tooth and nail–and yes, the majority of the blame[murder, lynching] goes to “whitey”. but you northen folks gotta shut-up. a lot of ya’ll hate the brown skins aka Meskins(—it’s the true Moctezuma revenge, the Meskins=Aztecs were here long before the Mayflower) like you think whites hate the blacks down here. and when the Meskins finally get firmly entrenched–most of ‘em will be hating somebody(a scapegoat) for taking their job–and good lord—meskins, muslims, others, blah, blah are all getting americanized–the true evil–losing their culture, language; their minds( look up Malcom X–great man!)–becoming fat, lazy, spoiled americans–so STFU!!!!PLEASE!!! look in the mirror and go help the poor and sick–why am i on this stoopid machine? i’m about to do and have done what i stated last—we are our brother’s and sister’s keepers you schmucks!! Arrivederci, America!(father guido sarducci)

  135. oldguy says at 1:03 pm, June 16th, 2009

    sezme: I love the image of Reptards wriggling on glue traps. Thank you for the brightest spot in this sorry sack of crap.

  136. oldguy says at 1:34 pm, June 16th, 2009

    You’re right, VeniceGuy; you see SO MUCH of this racist crap flying out of Democratic congressional offices. And so she works for a Reptard; surely that can’t be read back into her attitudes. Or her 4th-grade ethics. But 5%? Isn’t that just a little generous in a ridiculously-too-small sort of way?

    From now on, I’m taking my cue from biketoolbuyer’s inspiring homily: “WE ARE OUR BROTHER’S AND SISTER’S KEEPERS YOU SCHMUCKS!!” Words to schmucking live by, by golly.

  137. biketoolbuyer: Amen, STAY IN SCHOOL YOU NORTHRON MORANS!

  138. ladymacbeth says at 3:05 pm, June 16th, 2009

    what’s up with bush senior’s 3-d sticky outie whitewashed picture.

    he looks like he was preserved in amber.

  139. stevematela@gmail.com says at 4:10 pm, June 16th, 2009

    jimh: I am sure you meant “northern morons” right, just thought I would help with your education.

  140. GreatOldOnesParty says at 6:48 pm, June 16th, 2009

    I ROFLMAOed when I saw that sorry-ass photoshop pic.
    Laughed as in “oh, lookathat! Teh Republikans are so cute when they try to be funny but end up being teh fail as racist fuckwads !”
    I think these forwards are a secret left-wing plot.
    Can people really be this retarded?
    What part of “WORLD WIDE WEB” did they not understand?

  141. gferris5 says at 7:37 pm, June 16th, 2009

    Yeah but David Letterman and shit!

  142. stevematela@gmail.com: your not helping

  143. Sigmund.Freud.Paris.France says at 4:39 am, June 17th, 2009

    Bonjour Amis Américains,
    Il faut savoir qu’en France, on va au tribunal pour des idioties pareilles. On pense, ici en Europe, que le racisme était en train de disparaitre chez vous.
    C’est incroyable que de tels propos soient tenus par des gens qui représente un parti politique !
    Cordialement

  144. angela828 says at 3:23 pm, June 18th, 2009

    To all my Tweeters!

    Join the movement and RT #firesherrigoforth!!!

    Help me send a message that RACISTS will not be tolerated in public office!

  145. angela828 says at 3:24 pm, June 18th, 2009

    Internally valid: HA! now this made my day;)

  146. tocute2btrue says at 8:29 pm, June 18th, 2009

    That pic is of Michelle my face is to white for it to be me.

  147. a4phantom says at 2:07 pm, July 17th, 2009

    The Civil War wasn’t about slavery, it was about humor.

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