BIG NEWS 2DAY, from Kathryn Jean “Jonah Goldberg” Lopez: “I will soon be stepping aside as editor of National Review Online. I’m not going too far. I’ll still be contributing to NRO with ideas and content, and if you are an author or reader you might not notice much of a change. I’ll probably still be bugging you for pieces if you’re an author and I’ll still be traffic-copping the Corner. But I will be moving my primary base of operation in the fall from New York to D.C., and will no longer honcho NRO on a day-by-day basis.” Oh, we will notice the shit out of this. Starburst will replace her. [National Review]
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The KFC across from the NR offices mourns.
[re=338945]S.Luggo[/re]:
I personally suspect the nearby 7-11 and the local Ho-Hos distributor are shedding tears.
Another drag queen in DC? great.
She will leave big shoes to fill.
She says she and Jonah will now both hold the position of editor-at-large. *insert obligatory fat joke*
Jonah must be heartbroken.
watch out, she’s steppin’ down, don’t get under them feet, squish you like a bug.
I’ll still be traffic-copping the Corner.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I’ll still be contributing to NRO with ideas
Ahahahahaha! And I will continue contributing my sophisticated and informed political analysis to Wonkette News Service Worldwide.
and content
Okay, fair enough. K-Lo can certainly generate material which consumes both space and time, which is perfect for NRO.
All this K-Lo talk has made me hungry.
Freight locomotives can’t simply “step aside”.
She’s off to protest in Iran.
Meanwhile, people are being shot by the basij in Iran.
I’m not going too far.
Well, that’ll be a first.
I guess she’s been through all the Craig’s List possibilities NY has to offer.
Phew, thank jesus she will still be “contributing!” For a second I thought the republic was going to have to move on without her “analysis.”
I suspect the real reason is that Jonah knocked her up.
So you know that government website that POTUS set up for people to submit ideas to? Well its been overrun by “birfers” demanding to see the birth certificate and calling Hopey a muslin and all that and it occurred to me that the wonketeers might want to do something about it.
http://opengov.ideascale.com/akira/ideafactory.do?discussionID=2236
Oh and blog wars. Have fun.
I’m sure she can do stupid and irrelevant from DC just as well as she can do it from NYC.
[re=338976]gjdodger[/re]: “I’m not going too far.”
Only as far as those stubby little legs can carry all that weight before needing a break and a few dozen Hostess Cupcakes.
PS) Blackmonrikker is over there fighting them all on his own right now so show him some love.
She just ruined the word honcho forever, as if it weren’t already bad enough.
Please feel free to continue to send me feedbags
Fixed.
[re=338973]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Why? Doesn’t Ahmadinejad have enough weight on his side?
[re=338992]magic titty[/re]: I’m pretty sure “honcho” is Mexican for “dry hump”. And “NRO” stands for “Nachos Rio Oeuvos”. K-Lo will now have more to time to honcho burritos, which are decidedly less messy than NROs.
It’s just like Twain said: while K-Lo is in session no man’s domestic animals are safe.
A story about K-Lo isn’t a story without a picture of her!
I assume she’s coming to DC to star in the upcoming Arena Stage production of WALL-E, playing one of the hoglike blobs of human flesh who live on the spaceship and are saved by WALL-E (played, in a revelatory turn, by Al Gore).
Wait, “honcho” is a verb now?
[re=339032]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: Yes, it’s the neuter conjugation of ‘to honch’.
What did they run out of Frosted Flakes in New York?
Say it ain’t so, K-Lo!
HONCHO IS NOT A VERB YOU IGNORANT CUNT!!
This is clearly a behind the scenes power struggle between the different factions of the GOP. Only until we know the ultimate editor will we know which direction of crazy we are heading – religious-crazy, military-crazy, paultard-crazy, etc.
May the victor feast on the defeateds’ hearts!
Can we start calling her “known virgin” K-Lo? I always thought that better applied to her than Mittens
I’ll still be traffic-copping
I assume this has something to do with donuts.
Please feel free to continue to send me flaming bags of dicks on the site and ideas. Call me with your six dollar book proposals and microscopic speaking fees, because the key to handcuffs chaining me to my desk in the Buckley Towers on Lexington Avenue has been found under the pile of Jonah’s cum-encrusted Merona boxers. I’m grateful to everyone who has worked hard to make the first 12 years of NRO a laughingstock and look forward to continuing to work with you all, along with eating new feces, in the future.
Fin.
Chastity Bono announces her sex change, and the next work day K-Lo makes this announcement. Coincidence?
[re=338987]Litlebritdifrnt[/re]: Done. In the ‘uncategorized’ category.
I’ll never laugh again.
[re=339108]Come here a minute[/re]: It’s an inside joke about hazarding to walk past her in the office hallways.
[re=339135]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Swell.
Plus – K-Lo’s retirement makes me want to masturbate into an empty package of Pop-Tarts.
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