Sleazy Website Again Selected To Write History

When scholars of the future -- otherwise known as "Roombas" -- look back at our chaotic and moronic first decade of the 21st Century, they will have nothing but faded printouts of vulgar old web pages for source material. "Why were there so many pictures of Truck Nutz and watermelon gardens around the Executive Mansion?", the Roombas will ask each other, in robotic voices.