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Philippines Attacks MILF Lair

by Jim Newell  5:14 pm June 12, 2009

C’mon now. [PhilStar.com, h/t Shorts' Pants]

{ 46 comments }

Humpback June 12, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Too easy.

SayItWithWookies June 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm

Some days you just gotta pound some MILF lair. Just sayin’.

Gopherit June 12, 2009 at 5:22 pm

MILF Lairs….is that where all the cougars live?

Jukesgrrl June 12, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Them cougars was beggin’ fer it.

queeraselvis v 2.0 June 12, 2009 at 5:23 pm

The Air Force were obviously dissatisfied with the season finale of The Cougar.

19kevin8 June 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm

Oh no! They killed 30 MILFs!! Damn the Phillipine Air Force!!

Barrett808 June 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm

Save the MILFs!

WadISay June 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm

Dr. Freud, your headline has arrived.

Hedley Lamar June 12, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Milfhunter lives!

EdFlinstone June 12, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Did they get Palin?

sevenrepeat June 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm

this is funny in a non puma kind of way.

dijetlo June 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Today, we are all Filipino Air Force pilots.

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Haha I have to change the site’s name to Shorts’ Pants now. DAMMIT.

Gopherit June 12, 2009 at 5:34 pm

[re=338170]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: blogwhore

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 12, 2009 at 5:35 pm

This is all I have to say:

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna Fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s fucking teamwork
Whats your favorite position?
That’s cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I’ll fucking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard
Hard

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6264233951315492929

Mike Steele June 12, 2009 at 5:35 pm

I love the term “MILF rebels”. I want me a MILF rebel.

charlesdegoal June 12, 2009 at 5:36 pm

Another Tailhook scandal in the making.

Bearbloke June 12, 2009 at 5:36 pm

MILF lairs? – with Hitler-staches or old-school Vag-fros?

RoscoePColtraine June 12, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Too many homos and this operation would not have been possible. Well, not including the dykes.

Dog Trombone June 12, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Hey! Show some decency! I was only four blocks from a MILF lair when this happened!

azw88 June 12, 2009 at 6:10 pm

the Air Force got there first, leaving sloppy seconds for the Army. The Navy and Marines didn’t mind not being first it, as they actually like it wet.

Gopherit June 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm

So much war! Why can’t we have peace? We should take our swords and beat them into plowshares. Really is there anything more satisfying than plowing a MILF lair?

Min June 12, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Rockets? You wish.

Pat Pending June 12, 2009 at 6:37 pm

MILF lairs = Cougar Caves

ew.

randomsausage June 12, 2009 at 6:40 pm

I want to open a bar and call it The MILF Lair.

Lazy Media June 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm

I’d hit it.

natoslug June 12, 2009 at 7:29 pm

[re=338182]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Finally! Don’t ask/don’t tell has been vindicated.

S.Luggo June 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm

[re=338163]WadISay[/re]: Win.

mardam422 June 12, 2009 at 7:47 pm

[re=338163]WadISay[/re]: Win

mardam422 June 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Sorry, S.Luggo. Didn’t mean to step on your toes. But great minds do think alike.

Holding Out for a Hero June 12, 2009 at 7:57 pm

I had my very own ” I do not think it means what you think it means.” moment when I read that headline. So props to William Goldman.

Dean Booth June 12, 2009 at 8:08 pm

[re=338165]EdFlinstone[/re]: Palin? You’re confusing lair with liar.

hobospacejunkie June 12, 2009 at 8:29 pm

[re=338255]randomsausage[/re]: Call it the Mill Flair and see if anyone gets it. Or gets some.

Mr Blifil June 12, 2009 at 9:16 pm

It’s not as bad as reports first indicated. The blood from the MILF lairs was just the result of moon-influenced concurrent mass menses.

Hunger Tallest Palin June 12, 2009 at 9:41 pm

This is the genesis of The Worst Pickup Line. Evar.

AngryBlakGuy June 12, 2009 at 9:46 pm

…“Air force pounds MILF lairs with rockets”? Wasn’t Lexington Steele and Peter North in that video?

steverino247 June 12, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Were these rockets shaped like dicks? I mean even more than they already are?

Suds McKenzie June 12, 2009 at 11:35 pm

shock and whore?

facehead June 13, 2009 at 12:04 am

This MILF terrorists with their suicide blowjobs had it coming!

scaredofthehoya June 13, 2009 at 2:21 am

I’m really offended; I WAS FOUR AND HALF BLOCKS AWAY FROM THE MILF LAIR WHEN IT WAS BOMBED!!!!1!

greywindz June 13, 2009 at 2:22 am

Shit! Was Tara Wild there too?

CaliforniaMike June 13, 2009 at 2:45 am

So did they use cruise missiles or pocket rockets? Palin is no MILF; you’d never be able to get her to stop talking long enough to use her mouth.

TGY June 13, 2009 at 9:04 am

More of a rear-guard action, I expect.

nbawriter June 13, 2009 at 11:40 am

It’s no longer a MILF if you pound it, is it? It’s just a MIF.

Zorg June 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm

And nobody noticed that the Philippine military spokesman was a Colonel Ponce?

Hostile Michigander June 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm

[re=338424]nbawriter[/re]: Only if you’re finished with her. Otherwise, she becomes a MILFA.

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