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Philippines Attacks MILF Lair

C’mon now. [PhilStar.com, h/t Shorts' Pants]


5:14 PM on Fri June 12 2009
By Jim Newell
3967 Views

  1. Humpback says at 5:18 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Too easy.

  2. SayItWithWookies says at 5:19 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Some days you just gotta pound some MILF lair. Just sayin’.

  3. Gopherit says at 5:22 pm, June 12th, 2009

    MILF Lairs….is that where all the cougars live?

  4. Jukesgrrl says at 5:22 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Them cougars was beggin’ fer it.

  5. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 5:23 pm, June 12th, 2009

    The Air Force were obviously dissatisfied with the season finale of The Cougar.

  6. 19kevin8 says at 5:26 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Oh no! They killed 30 MILFs!! Damn the Phillipine Air Force!!

  7. Barrett808 says at 5:26 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Save the MILFs!

  8. WadISay says at 5:26 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Dr. Freud, your headline has arrived.

  9. Hedley Lamar says at 5:27 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Milfhunter lives!

  10. EdFlinstone says at 5:27 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Did they get Palin?

  11. sevenrepeat says at 5:28 pm, June 12th, 2009

    this is funny in a non puma kind of way.

  12. dijetlo says at 5:28 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Today, we are all Filipino Air Force pilots.

  13. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:31 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Haha I have to change the site’s name to Shorts’ Pants now. DAMMIT.

  14. Gopherit says at 5:34 pm, June 12th, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: blogwhore

  15. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:35 pm, June 12th, 2009

    This is all I have to say:

    This is a song for the ladies
    But fellas listen closely
    You don’t always have to fuck her hard
    In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
    Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
    And fucking give her some smoochies too
    Sometimes ya got to squeeze
    Sometimes you’ve got to say please
    Sometime you’ve got to say hey
    I’m gonna Fuck you softly
    I’m gonna screw you gently
    I’m gonna hump you sweetly
    I’m gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I bought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute sally
    I think I got somethin in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That’s fucking teamwork
    Whats your favorite position?
    That’s cool with me
    Its not my favorite
    But I’ll do it for you
    Whats your favorite dish?
    I’m not gonna cook it
    But ill order it from Zanzibar
    And then I’m gonna love you completely
    And then I’ll fucking fuck you discreetly
    And then I’ll fucking bone you completely
    But then I’m gonna fuck you hard
    Hard

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6264233951315492929

  16. Mike Steele says at 5:35 pm, June 12th, 2009

    I love the term “MILF rebels”. I want me a MILF rebel.

  17. charlesdegoal says at 5:36 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Another Tailhook scandal in the making.

  18. Bearbloke says at 5:36 pm, June 12th, 2009

    MILF lairs? - with Hitler-staches or old-school Vag-fros?

  19. RoscoePColtraine says at 5:45 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Too many homos and this operation would not have been possible. Well, not including the dykes.

  20. Dog Trombone says at 5:45 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Hey! Show some decency! I was only four blocks from a MILF lair when this happened!

  21. the Air Force got there first, leaving sloppy seconds for the Army. The Navy and Marines didn’t mind not being first it, as they actually like it wet.

  22. Gopherit says at 6:23 pm, June 12th, 2009

    So much war! Why can’t we have peace? We should take our swords and beat them into plowshares. Really is there anything more satisfying than plowing a MILF lair?

  23. Rockets? You wish.

  24. Pat Pending says at 6:37 pm, June 12th, 2009

    MILF lairs = Cougar Caves

    ew.

  25. randomsausage says at 6:40 pm, June 12th, 2009

    I want to open a bar and call it The MILF Lair.

  26. Lazy Media says at 6:57 pm, June 12th, 2009

    I’d hit it.

  27. natoslug says at 7:29 pm, June 12th, 2009

    RoscoePColtraine: Finally! Don’t ask/don’t tell has been vindicated.

  28. S.Luggo says at 7:35 pm, June 12th, 2009

    WadISay: Win.

  29. mardam422 says at 7:47 pm, June 12th, 2009

    WadISay: Win

  30. mardam422 says at 7:51 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Sorry, S.Luggo. Didn’t mean to step on your toes. But great minds do think alike.

  31. Holding Out for a Hero says at 7:57 pm, June 12th, 2009

    I had my very own ” I do not think it means what you think it means.” moment when I read that headline. So props to William Goldman.

  32. Dean Booth says at 8:08 pm, June 12th, 2009

    EdFlinstone: Palin? You’re confusing lair with liar.

  33. hobospacejunkie says at 8:29 pm, June 12th, 2009

    randomsausage: Call it the Mill Flair and see if anyone gets it. Or gets some.

  34. Mr Blifil says at 9:16 pm, June 12th, 2009

    It’s not as bad as reports first indicated. The blood from the MILF lairs was just the result of moon-influenced concurrent mass menses.

  35. Hunger Tallest Palin says at 9:41 pm, June 12th, 2009

    This is the genesis of The Worst Pickup Line. Evar.

  36. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:46 pm, June 12th, 2009

    …“Air force pounds MILF lairs with rockets”? Wasn’t Lexington Steele and Peter North in that video?

  37. steverino247 says at 10:14 pm, June 12th, 2009

    Were these rockets shaped like dicks? I mean even more than they already are?

  38. Suds McKenzie says at 11:35 pm, June 12th, 2009

    shock and whore?

  39. facehead says at 12:04 am, June 13th, 2009

    This MILF terrorists with their suicide blowjobs had it coming!

  40. scaredofthehoya says at 2:21 am, June 13th, 2009

    I’m really offended; I WAS FOUR AND HALF BLOCKS AWAY FROM THE MILF LAIR WHEN IT WAS BOMBED!!!!1!

  41. greywindz says at 2:22 am, June 13th, 2009

    Shit! Was Tara Wild there too?

  42. CaliforniaMike says at 2:45 am, June 13th, 2009

    So did they use cruise missiles or pocket rockets? Palin is no MILF; you’d never be able to get her to stop talking long enough to use her mouth.

  43. More of a rear-guard action, I expect.

  44. nbawriter says at 11:40 am, June 13th, 2009

    It’s no longer a MILF if you pound it, is it? It’s just a MIF.

  45. And nobody noticed that the Philippine military spokesman was a Colonel Ponce?

  46. Hostile Michigander says at 3:22 pm, June 14th, 2009

    nbawriter: Only if you’re finished with her. Otherwise, she becomes a MILFA.

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