What is up with this alarmingly bang-less Palin hairdo, over here? Is it not a trifle wig-like? And there’s something familiar about that mouth …
AUUGH SARAH PALIN IS RUDY GIULIANI.
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And notice how she’s shaved a little fat off her cheeks?
As long as she stays married to Todd and keeps Levi away from Bristol, she’ll remain bangless, too.
Now that you mention it… have we ever seen Palin and Giuliani in the same place at the same time!?! lol
Sweet, she’s right in the middle of telling the CNN interviewer to fuck off!
Do not feed the troll (Sarah Palin).
This is like that moment in Episode III where Palpatine gets hells of electrocuted and turns into the Emperor.
why is she hanging out in a goat pasture?
Bible Spice has always sneered at the lessers…
I think she and Rudy are practicing making fart noises.
If she’s pulling her hair out as a manifestation of her persecution complex, maybe she’s cutting, as well. A guy can dream, right?
Oh, no. Wingnuts would totally get off on a bald-headed Palin, barking orders in Army green to them in their dreams.
This was right before she set a world record for spitting through her front teeth.
There are over 7,000 comments over at HuffPo on this interview! Sara Palin is the most amusing thing since forever. I could only stand to watch a minute of this but it was clear that she has utterly no idea what a laughingstock she is.
She clearly left her Bump It at home.
Rudy’s previous drag personas were so glamorous. It’s sad that he’s getting old and can’t pull that off anymore, so he’s reduced to doing Snowbilly.
OMG Terrifying.
Who is that disgusting, foul-mouthed beast above Rudy?
Background needs more turkey-slaughterin’. Yep.
She’s back at that turkey slaughterhouse again, isn’t she?
Good to see they got the hint and put the lipstick-covered cow out to pasture.
They both look sexy in a Neiman-Marcus dress.
She’s not imitating Rudy — her mouth always does that when she tries to pronounce “Ahmedinejad.” She was rooting for him to win, obviously.
Palin/Giuliani 2012: “Real Merkins for Real ‘Merkins!”
Damnit, Palin got through the fence again!
I saw her on the Today Show this morning and she looked like hell. Also, I saw an article today on Yahoo about dwindling caribou herds. Coincidence? I think not.
I know I already said it, but… also.
Maybe Palin is hiding her precious bangs from that Muslin Terrorist David Letterman, ’cause she doesn’t want to get scalped by that God-hating savage…
Palin’s perspective
How does she size up President Obama’s job so far? Gov. Sarah Palin steps into The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer tonight.
I cannot stand any more media attention to this lipsticked God Doll. Britney Spears is more articulate, Jennifer Aniston knows more about world affairs, and Paris Hilton is more believable.
[re=338099]Witsendnj[/re]: I do not unnerstand the point of commenting on HuffPo. There are too many comments to have any kind of conversation, no one could possibly read or want to read 7000 comments. They might as well be shouting comments out their front window. It’ll reach as many people.
I am going to have to go with the minority viewpoint here. If you hadn’t shown that Rudy picture it would be easier to articulate. Anyhoo, she’s got a bit of a bucktooth thing going on there, which is kind of sexy, and she’s got rid of the hair-everywhere idiot look and has it pasted down on her head in a much more attractive style. Normally I am rather disgusted by her slutty stewardess look, and by her in general. But this particular picture kind of turns me on. And that kind of makes me want to down some syrup of ipecac. God, what is happening to me?
Shouldn’t someone be tearing the heads off turkeys in the background?
I feel like the McCain/Palin campaign would have gone better if she had matched Walnut’s combover much sooner
I’m sorry but that stupid woman is still kinda hot… and yes, I’m clearly a bit desperate right now.
[re=338087]ShamRockNRoll[/re]: Rudy is finnaly getting good at that dressing in drag thing he’s been at for years.
How dare you make a joke about Sarah Palin’s hair being raped by Rudy! You totally crossed the line! You should apologize to all people for even suggesting that Palin’s hair was raped, or that Rudy has ever had sex!
[re=338092]paintitblack[/re]: Brilliant. I wonder what her super power would be if the Spice Girls were superheroes like in that live action movie they did in the 70′s? Inundating her foes with an inarticulate but deadly barrage of malapropisms and tortured syntax until they bleed out their ears and denounce The false idol of Darwin?
[re=338097]Min[/re]: No, I think it was just before she busted out her funky cabbage patch move; it’s the white man’s overbite!
Did Palin buy the required ranch needed for any successful republican president run? Clearing brush for a 5 minute photo-op cant be far off.
[re=338131]american mutt[/re]: Hot enuf for some ass-to-mouth action, like she gets from
LeviTaahd?[re=338135]Utile[/re]: I mean that live action movie KISS did in the 70′s. Dammit.
[re=338125]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Jesus, Hobo, get thee down to the Poodle Dog Lounge stat!
[re=338142]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I would, cuz we used to live about a mile from the PDL, but since then we’ve moved about 18 miles away (Oak Hill.) I will instead cry myself to sleep, surrounded by cats.
[re=338122]chascates[/re]: Paris is also more fuckable though I should probably die horribly for thinking that.
[re=338100]hockeymom[/re]: Clearly, hockeymom knows the secret to teh Palin ‘do.
The Bump it and hair extensions are the 2 vital ingredients for this styling gem.
the alaskan lizard queen has returned! oh, wait…i don’t think she ever really left.
Not enough brain cells to support the her hair roots…
That looks like a Whig on her head. She look like she gots teh cancer.
Probably of the ego. Uncontrolled growth of ego cells in the brain. It happens.
Does anyone think that she may actually be dumber than W? Is it possible?
On second thought, in that picture she looks like she may be trying to fart.
I’m begining to think this idiot doesn’t want to be president–she just wan’t to replace Rachel Ray (I prefer the latter, but then I go for chicks with a nice badunkadunk).
I thought I saw that sneer on both Roseanne Barr and Rosie O’Donnell.
A entirely new category: “Separated at hatching.”
[re=338156]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Boomerz
[re=338157]x111e7thst[/re]: I think the same thing. I’d prefer to gag Paris first tho.
[re=338087]ShamRockNRoll[/re]: They did appear together, at the Republican National Convention last year. But I’m pretty sure it was done with mirrors.
I recall some sort of act with Palin talking shit about the phrase “community organizer” while 9iu11ani drank a glass of water. Or maybe it was the other way round.
Is it me or does she look about 80 years old in that picture?
Shouldn’t she be using her daughter as a prop, publicizing and having Willow believe an old man was mocking Wlilow being raped, in order to advance her career? Mother of the year, folks.
[re=338237]OReillysVibrator[/re]: She already warned Letterman that Willow would kick/punch him in the nuts if she ever saw him.
So theres that.
[re=338099]Witsendnj[/re]: When those Will Ferrell movies become mind-numbingly routine, Apatow machine’s fart jokes get old, and the health care debate makes your head explode, there’s always the Palins, god’s gift to bored liberals. Has any ersatz political family ever enjoyed melodrama more than this bunch of snowbilly inbreds? The unwed mother is on the cover of People and doing “abstinence” ads for a company that makes baby-hooker clothes. During the campaign, after being warned the Philly hockey fans were a bunch of crude assholes, Bible Spice said, “put Piper in a Flyers jersey and let them boo her.” Of course, they did. Good times for a little kid.
Don’t get me started on the way she used that look-I-didn’t-abort-this-retard prop baby. It’s too bad Tim McVeigh isn’t around to enjoy her anti-govt. rants. He wouldn’t have time to bomb the Murrah Building because he’d be too busy beating off to her utube movies.
Well since the Wasilla-billies are all sensative and such, the new verboten subjects for America’s comics are: teen pregnancy, intercourse, milfs, women, children, meth dealers, tards, grifters, witch doctors, the sport of hockey, pitbulls, rednecks, stupid baby names, the state of Alaska, and inbred ignorant fucktards.
Oh queen Sarah has learned well from ol’ Rush, they’re both drama queens that demand apologies on a weekly basis.
her hairdresser is on fire (global leg warmers). the mouth thingy is from sucking on todd’s totally tanned taint.
Is she saying vacuums?
Saw her on Today. She does look thinner, and older, but one thing hasn’t changed and probably never will. She remains her own worst enemy, with an infallible gift for screwing the pooch even when all the facts are on her side.
Get rid of that scary costume, Greta von Susteren!
[re=338194]chascates[/re]: Boomerz
Ha! You dirty dog! I’d rather try to pick up chicks at the KFC nearby or the YMCA. Or shoot myself in the face. I’ve always wondered who actually goes to Boomerz. I don’t think I’m going to find out any time soon.
[re=338275]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Bravo! You must’ve found the perfect combination of painkillers (keep telling yourself they’re prescription,) booze and indignation. This rant must be saved for posterity in the Library of Congress.
My personal fave highlights: baby-hooker clothes, retard prop baby and mental image of Tim McV pleasuring himself with all that fertilizer in his truck, forgetting what he was supposed to be doing.
Why’s everybody so made at Palin? She’s going to be Obama’s ticket to a landslide re-election. You betcha!
…is that a turban, that she is wearing?
…geez, this photo is such BAN bait! Her face looks like the cover of at least 2 “bukake” videos in my porn library!
Sorry, she looks like Rosanne Barr in the pic, specially her mouth. Lucky for her, her face only froze in the pic.
Boy, she doesn’t spend much time in Alaska, does she?
[re=338338]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: …awwwwwww fukk it! HERE YOU GO and by the way NSFW(kind of?)!!!
There’s two kinds of het boys: the ones who’d hit it immediately if the opportunity presented itself, and the ones who’d hit it after the third drink got fully involved in the War on Brain Cells. Well, three kinds of het boys. LIARS. “Boo hoo, she’s evil, what a hand-puppet, witchcraft, bridge to nowhere, boo hoo.” You’re fooling nobody, including yourselves.
For a given value of “it” of course. Namely, the Hot for Teacher version with three personal handlers picking and maintaining every aspect of her outward presentation, all the time. This is unfair, of course, because even Tonya Harding ’09 cleans up pretty damn good, but fair or unfair, the bullshit IN THIS CASE has got to stop. Also.
(I’m a het boy and I approve hitting it without alcohol or even a proper introduction. Sure, she’s W with tits. So what? It’s not like she’s Malkin or Pam Atlas or something. She’s human, and that’s all the rationalization I need.)
[re=338309]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Thanks. As a matter of fact, I did dip into the (prescription) painkillers a little early today. It’s been a shitty week. But to be fair, those inbreds do inspire vitriol–they’re just such easy targets.
Where would the wingers be without outrage? With no ideas to speak of, that’s all they’ve got.
[re=338341]Terry[/re]: “Boy, she doesn’t spend much time in Alaska, does she?”
I wonder if Alaska voters have noticed, or if they find this appealing. If I were Ted Stephens political manager, I’d so have him running against this bitch. It’s not like she understands the webtubes, either.
Todd Palin is really Joe Scarborough.
Need Gu911iani/Palin merged sexxxy pics (just like like K-Lo and her mouth-breathing fartsack other half!)
Trucknutz, Also.
Looks like she flattened her hair down in attempts to look less like a skanky flight attendant
The hairnet leaves a mark.
Slutty school teacher. Slutty Stewardess. Slutty librarian. The bangless hair-doo just enriches the sluttyness.
[re=338275]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Exactly – I have palin sites bookmarked – palingates (all the way from France) and to Alaska bloggers at the mudflats, and the immoralminority. There are others but those are my faves, so whenever I am staggered by the soul-numbing prospect of mass extinction due to climate change, I know I where I can go to get a laugh!
[re=338366]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Actually, they have noticed and they don’t like it. Their state Leg. only meets for a couple of months and she skips out constantly because she’s got no idea of what to do or say to them. Try going over to The Mudflats.net once in awhile, the blogger there lays out a nice story with stunning pics.
As far as her 14 year old getting knocked up by A-Rod goes I should think they would all be thrilled.He’s got lots of money and the result would have athletic abilities and probably would be let’s just say smarter than the usual Palin. In fact did our Nate Silver do the odds of this daughter getting premarital knocked up by somebody before the age of 21 yet? Maybe they had her tubes tied already.
Adios, I’m going out to my vacation shed for the weekend.
Probly her hair is falling out a little because she is pregnant again.
[re=338437]octupletsmom[/re]: You mean A-Rod actually knocked up Willow?
[re=338440]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: I mean another little Trig is on the way. But hey! a mother-daughter kinda-concurrent pregnancy was so much fun last time around, who knows?
There’s actually a guy behind my killing a goat. Also.
-SP
And remember, Snowbilly’s family is totally off limits, unless it’s “on limits” when it is something they want to parade them out for (the evils of teen pregnancy once a teen has already had a baby or as props at a GOP confab). And while what Letterman said is certainly within his limits of Midwestern propriety (and I think we all knew he was talking about Bristol hooking up with A-Rod), her staff’s response that Dave is a predator was standard over-the-top reaction from these idiots. An earlier commenter is right: Sarah Palin ensures Obama’s re-election. He needs to do whatever he can to keep her around.
[re=338342]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: …ahhhhh, I have been censored by the “Man”!
Dewy, demi-botoxed, RNC collagen primped and preened for prime-time, have been replaced by mature cougarifficness with just a soupçon of encroaching Jean Schmidt severeness.
In other words, embrace your inner Cloris Leachman, Sarah, ’cause girl you still look pretty when you’re putting the damage on…
So, to recap: though she’s Dub in a dress, with or without bangs she’s bangable. But interestingly, her tone-of-voice is pure puma wingnuttery, constantly intervening: me! me! me! Thus a classic duality: physically she brings the animal sexy-time, while her psyche is frozen in Four-year-old-ville.Tis a potent package for Limpbaughland & of course Wonketteeria.
In short, a classic bitch goddess: she’ll spread her nutty verbiage (with considerable power), but the sexytime vibe changes the subject inducing behavioral arrest. She’s not about politics per se, she’s about prowess.
Potential antidotes:
1) Don’t feed the troll… with any responsivity.
2) Like Ms. Couric, maintain the conversation to the predominant areas where she is clearly inept.
3) Ignore and/or belittle her sexytime advantage.
Evil libtard show on NPR, Wait Wait Don’t Tell me, MOCKING Sarah, was broadcast live from Chicago…coincidence??? I THINK NOT.
If she’s going bald it’s because she’s a bald-faced liar.
[re=338494]Witsendnj[/re]: http://www.npr.org/templates/player/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=4&islist=true&id=35&d=06-13-2009
She’s obviously a Klondike. One a nem nere trannies.
[re=338350]GreenHalo[/re]: Wait, are you saying you’d pass on Malkin?
The classic Right wing snarl!
Spotted on the WilliamBanzai7 Blog:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wkgIzuqJM0w/S6WPQEWZPYI/AAAAAAAADNY/aWE8iMlc6HI/s1600-h/palin.jpg
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