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Clip o’ the century, folks, clip o’ the century. Here is our favorite Fox & Friends star Steve Doocy wearing his mother’s finest Christmas sweater in a DC local news segment from 1988. The story is about one “A-peeling Guy” trying to give the Washington Redskins a potato. BUT! BUT! According to the subject of the story, who posted this clip on YouTube, STEVE DOOCY INSULTED RONALD REAGAN.
Bob “A-peeling Guy” Golub’s brilliant YouTube description:
In 1988 I went to the White House when Steve Doocy was a local reporter in Washington DC. He was assigned to cover me on the streets of Washington selling and giving out my Lucky Potatoes.(See my Lucky Potatoe video.) I was trying to give a Potatoe to Ronald Reagan because he was sick. On the way to the White House Steve Doocy said Reagan is a nut that will forget it anyway. I don’t remenber every he said but it was nasty shit about President Reagan. How he is some Republican.BULL SHIT! Talk about the Godfather of the Republican party that way and now he dances to everything they want him to say. Oh, I have most of the video. FAKE
I did give one of my lucky potatoe’s to the Redskins before going to the White House. Redskins won the Superbowl that year.
Wonkette DEMANDS Steve Doocy’s resignation. His life has been one nasty, daywalking insult, to Ronald Reagan, the greatest American since Increase Mather.
Steve “Dochbag” Doocy is a fake I have proof and he is Liar!! [YouTube]
WHITE POTATOES….Reverse Racists!!!!!111!1!
“One potat-ah, two potat-ah, three potat-ah…conservative wingnut media WHORE!”
It still works, right?
what a doocy-bag! (sorry. obvious, i know. probably told a thousand times a day. but easy. too easy to resist, just like one of them christian evangelical small-town girls. oh, those were the days… those were the lays… sorry again. asleep at the switch.)
Dochbag? Is that this year’s knockoff Birkin Bag?
A-peeling! OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!
the sweater definitely says he’s currently repressing a major case of teh gay. Also a clear bias for white skins over red skins. Major confession predicted on a future Fox & Friends show….right after the Bruno interview.
This is HUGE!!
You know, it’s tragic when auto-erotic asphyxiation goes wrong and causes brain damage of that severity.
So, is everything ever broadcast in the history of electromagnetic radiation on You-tube?
What happens at 0:59 ?
This would only be funnier if it were NBC4’s Pat Collins doing a story on this
Hey Steve — Alex Keaton wants his look back.
Potatoes are like the state vegetable of Idaho. Larry Craig (I-daho) is from Idaho. There’s a connection there, somewhere.
Is that a video or a videoe?
Now I know what was missing from my life for so long, a good Increase Mather reference. 10 points!!
I’m more fascinated by Bob! What are his opinions about the Jews? How does he spell tomato? Did Steve Doocy say “call me!” and then kept making up stories about how he was busy all the time?
Humpback: Soon, Humpback. Soon.
Dan Quayle is writing descriptions for Wonkette now? Well alright.
Humpback: Everything but the whitey tape. That’s being held back for juuuust the right moment….. hold….. hold……………
“Steve Doocy said Reagan is a nut and will forget it anyway.”
This makes Doocy much more flat-out perceptive than other journalists, not just at Fox but everywhere. Of course, it’s possible that Reagan just had very, very early-onset Alzheimer’s. Anyway, know how libtards used to love saying that Bush was so stupid that he didn’t know what people in his own administration were doing? Well, this isn’t true at all (look at W.’s guilty countenance), but a horrifying matter of fact is that it was true for Reagan. That’s what made his such a likable, earnest figure. Unlike Nixon, he slept like a baby at night, and his dreams were hard to distinguish from reality.
Bob Golub must be Dan Quayle. Potatoe?
As for Doocy… Wow. I guess dealing with white skinned potatoes trained him well for his career at Faux (see Gretchen and Not Steve.)
You’re all laughing, but it was that segment which landed him this commercial gig:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ana-6CJ-GI&feature=related
facehead: That is James von Brunn storming the Fed.
Don’t forget to check out Golub’s Polish Furry videos on YouTube.
Humpback: yes.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Translated into German I believe it means Steve is most assuredly a bag. What is in the bag? Schwänze.
This is not the first Increase Mather reference, Jim. Are you a secret admirer? I took a grad history class at Univ. of Texas from Michael Hall who wrote a pretty interesting biography of Increase Mather. He didn’t assign his own book but I read for the lulz (actually read it because I was a butt-licker, but still never got even an M.A.) I’m guessing you read the book or else have some early American history degree hiding in your resume somewheres.
It is a shame that the video cuts before you see Doocy blowing the station manager to get this assignment.
More important discussion than Doocebag:
Who wants to go drink with me tonight at Fox and Hounds? I want to drink and sit on the patio and generally just be a lazy bastard, and I want you fuckers to come along. Any takers?
Just remember kids, you can’t spell Douche without a little Doocy.
lizard scum: My dad has Alz, and I can assure everyone that, in some cases, it starts very slowly and takes a long, long time until final stages of addlepation. I was/am quite convinced that St. Ronnie had Alz prolly before he was even elected the first time. My dad usta be in sales, and even today - when he’s lucid - he can still “work the room” and be quite entertaining. Agreed that St. R polly slept well & had no clue. Still hate the bastard, though. No excuse for it.
I bet if the Redskins got rid of their racist logo and put a red potato on their helmets their merchandising totals would go up. On the other hand, if they put Steve Douchy’s face on their helmets, they would have an astonishing increase in head injuries.
drrty martini: My sentiments eggs-actly! I’d ask him about Sotomayor; I’ll bet he doesn’t find her a-peeling enough to receive a good-luck potatoe.
ManchuCandidate: No, spud orthography is the true test of a Republican. Get Doocy to spell it, then we’ll know where his loyalties really lie. Also, where is his birth certificate?
“The Quarterback?” Wasn’t Joe Theisman the quarterback for the Redskins then? Or if not was Steve Doocy so busy buying gay sweaters he couldn’t be bothered to find out “the quarterback’s” name? And may I now have back the 2 minutes of my life I just spent watching a potato video?
Phony “putatuh” pronunciation.
At the 0:59 mark “Bob the Lucky Potato Guy” is out in the streets, in a suit, doing what appears to be some sort of curbside preaching. Since I don’t know a goddamn thing about the “A-Peeling” Steve Doocy, and pray to the glorious Joe Barton I never do, that is the only interesting part of the clip.
Since when are Wonkette’s comments used for invites to places called “Fox and Hounds”? Don’t you have craigslist.org or ashleymadison.com where you live? Purge, Jim, purge!
This is why Doocy is Journalism.
Huh. You usually think of talking heads as getting more polished with age, rather than more strained and insane.
You sure STEVE DOOCY isn’t really von Brunn before he was shot at the Holocaust Museum? Same genes.
Just curious, what distinguishes Increase from Cotton in the title race for “best American”? Is it because his name is a verb and the latter’s is a noun?
MrsNateSilver: Increase Mather was the Last American Puritan. Cotton was just some young guy.
Cough: he’s so gaaaaay: cough. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
This must have been when Doocy the Younger, recipient of Fox News welfare, was but a mere asexually produced spore from Captain Christmas.