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GAHHH!!! Not… not cool. But what is it? Heartland operative “obfuscator” writes: “These photos were taken in Springfield, Illinois, maybe 20 yards away from the Old State Capitol… I have no idea what the fuck this thing is all about. The sign on the flatbed trailer transporting this grotesque monstrosity read: ‘obamatour.net.’” WELL THEN. Another picture of Obamzilla trying to destroy America’s whites, below.
I think we all remember these props from the end scene of “Animal House.”
They kept the ears lifesized, but what’s with the huge head?
Actually, I think that might be the American headland.
Who is that? It sort of looks like President Obama but there’s no halo.
Clearly, somebody stole this Icon from a mosque. Probably in Medina.
memzilla: Dammit, you beat me to an Animal House homecoming parade reference.
I am Obama MAN.
Is he from Kenyan?
Is he Muslin or a Jew?
Can he speak at all,
Or he a teleprompter?
Is he librul or a Red?
Has he become a giant head?
Well just pass him there
Why should we even care?
“Knowledge Is Good”
What is this going to be some huge ObamaColossus, Jesus huge-eared Christ, the fucking wingers will crap their collective cages.
C’mon gang- Let us NEVER FORGET that Obama is HALF-WHITE. That’s right, he is half-cauc’ed. But in this ginormous bust he is FULL BLOWN WHITE. Why can’t you fuckers be satisfied?!
bow down, wingnuts, in fear and trembling and awe
This is going to the Oprah Winfrey Show. Oprah’s going to come plowing out of the paper mache Obama head as a publicity stunt to boost the prez’s approval ratings.
I feel like I’m watching a wonder movie from Civilization IV.
If I make a Zardoz reference, will anyone get it?
dennymcden: Hahahahahaha
My name is Obamamandias, King of Kings.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and DESPAIR!!
slappypaddy: beat me to it. Bow down to yer new dark muzlin overlord, just like in Mecca, ya lozerz!
Not another remake of Planet of the Apes. Nooooooooooooo!
geeze, this ends up in Sturgis:
Thursday, June 18th – to Sturgis
So the bikers will make it their idol. or what?
Please don’t post that ever again.
IT IS OBAMA, THE BLACK! WORSHIP HIM!!!!1!
mrsixinch:
I would. Just don’t post any pics of Sean Connery in a diaper.
ManchuCandidate: Oh darn–I paid extra for those.
dennymcden: Hmmm — “Cristo Redentor,” “Rock N Roll,” “The Colossus”? Or “Church of the Nativity,” “Statue of Liberty,” “Statue of Zeus,” “Moai Statues,” “Mt. Rushmore”?
In the first photo, I was glad they buried him up to his neck and chained his head to the ground. Then in the second photo, I see he’s been safely decapitated. But then I remembered that He will rise again.
I’m scared.
Mr. Freeze?
so soon after his journey to egypt,coincidence? i think not. when will he move our seat of government to thebes? how long ’till we’re forced to worship the sun?
mrsixinch: The Zardoz list, more formally known as the Security-Digest list, was a famous semi-private full disclosure mailing list run by Neil Gorsuch. Written, produced, and directed by John Boorman,it stars Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, and Sara Kestelman.
And I think I speak for all of us in asking you to refrain from making these excessively complicated references in the future.
So how many Greeks can they hide in that thing?
o/~”Roll out that special head/It is our favorite one.”
qwerty42: Sturgis?
Oh, its a giant porta potty, that makes sense.
If someone carves the name of G-d on his forehead, we’re fucked.
With the exception of Chicago, that giant statue is touring the whitest parts of the US with the exception of Idaho.
The picture of the trailer with the giant head at a gas station is sacrilege. You saw the hieroglyph, soon the giant statue will be done and you will acknowledge his greatness or face the plague of Rahm.
memzilla: I’m thinking Big Boy.
I think they just used leftover materials from that giant Michael Jackson History statue.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Michael_Jackson_sculpture.jpg
finallyhappy: so this is the Sphinx Head to the new pyramid the Illuminatiiii are building on the Mississippi?
One Yield Regular: So you ARE in the Hall of Heads? Damn me for missing that one!
Hey, since when did they move Burning Man to Illinois? Damnit, already bought my plane tickets and an 8-ball…
Doesn’t really look like him but it’s better than the political cartoons that make him look like 1/2-black Nixon. Both times I read the link as obamator - like some form of raptor. I was very disappointed upon click-thru.
is he in whiteface?
Just wait ’til when we get to tear it down after invading Illinois, because of 9/11. So much fun!
mrsixinch: Yes, egadz. Pals & I watched it looong ago under the influence of, uh, something we didn’t inhale & thought it was A-MAZING (I think what we didn’t inhale musta been the A-MAZING thing). Then saw it together a coupla years later w/out said enhancement; watched fer like 20 min, looked at one another & laughed like hyenas at our idiocy… and then turned it off. Dumb flick but get reference. I now haz a sadz…
Heh! I actually know what this is. I recognize the hair-treatment.
Some sculptor guy (in the South?) has a big field (in the Midwest?) littered with giant American president busts and he was just truckin’ his Obama there and decided to stop by the cradle of democracy on the way.
Or something.
Oh nutz. One of the few times I exercise my rights as a Wonkette citizen and actually comment….
I know citizenship is a duty not a right. Or something. So irresponsible not to click the link first.
Ignore my last post, willya? Willya?
That’s the biggest Obama Chia EVER!
Quick! Get me a ticket to whatever state Springfield is in!
Well, it’s about time they got around to sprucing up that old run-down Sphinx; it has gotten downright unrecognizable and contributed to the lack of proper landscaping in the neighborhood. This new, slightly less enigmatic statue will perk up the pyramids, no question.
What? You haven’t gotten your local head of Obama? It is part of the transfer to DTV. They install one in each neighborhood, and you get great television. And, if you say anything bad about his policies, lasers shoot out of this eyes and destroy your house. I’m sure one will be installed near you soon.
It’s not Obama; where’s the signature mole that he has by his nose on the left side of his face (our right). You learn things about Barry when you spend hours a day watching HuffPo slideshows of the first family. SHOW US THE MOLE!
The plan is to put this on top of the Sears Tower:
http://comicbooth.com/images/obama_statue.jpg
I, for one, welcome our new giant puppet-headed overlord masters.
Oh come on… This is a Second Life screen grab.
OzoneTom: Cristo Redentor in spirit, Moai in visage.
dennymcden: This is so intellectual- it is not right for wonkette.
N00bama probably wants us to believe it this is some good will gesture to Palestine. After they bomb it to pieces, though, America will see it for what it really is. Thinly-disguised ammo. Wake up, sheeple. He’s selling weapons to our enemies.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
finallyhappy: … until you realize that we’re talking about video games…
Ha ha, I have actually BEEN to President’s Park or whatever. It’s in South Dakota, near Deadwood. I went on a two-day snowmobiling trip, and our rental place operated out of President’s Park (http://www.presidentspark.com/wintersports).
We did not actually go out on the walk, because it was like $5 or something.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=&sll=44.308365,-103.806478&sspn=0.001823,0.005187&gl=us&ie=UTF8&ll=44.318506,-103.807154&spn=0.029169,0.058537&t=h&z=14&iwloc=lyrftr:com.panoramio.all,10202406447777968619,44.307927,-103.805834&lci=com.panoramio.all
Ha.
Mr Blifil: You are such an Overlord whore.Our normal headed Chinese Overlords had barely begun to exploit you before you were welcoming the Orbital Death Ray Overlords. As soon as you discovered they were “possible future overlords” instead of the cold banging right-this-second Overlords, your bending over for the puppet headed Overlords. Get some standards, dawg. Don’t give it all up on the first date, make ‘em slaughter some wingnuts to prove their Overlordism, please, you’re making all the good Overlords think we’re too slutty to bother with.
It’s for the first of two statues at the head of the Mississippi River, welcoming our Canadian brothers to this part of Middle Earth.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1994366720/tt0120737
The second statue will be of Joe Biden. Also.
Obama auditioned for Meet Dave? Wow, i had no idea….
desertwind: What, none of you suck-egg-dog, nigger-lovin’ New York Jew liberals have heard of the great Texian artist David Adickes? He has been working away here in the Diamond Buckle of the Sunbelt for decades. We have the 67-foot tall statue of Sam Houston along the I-45 freeway near Huntsville, execution capital of the USA, to prove it, plus other awful stuff like a giant telephone and the complete set of presidential giant heads in Houston. Since you’ve all been too busy hatin’ on America to study great art, check out the interview with a crafts Website at: http://www.thegardenartforum.com/sb/index.php?mod=content&id=94&hid=30&itemid=
And, if all you care about is that Muslin, the official tour Website is: http://www.presidentspark.com/
omg, a Wonkette post about mah town!!
I know exactly where they should put this … right on top of Ronald Reagan’s grave. HAHAHAHA! EPIC FAIL, DEAD GIPPER!!!
Paterlanger: If they go with swords only about 50. 60 if the Greeks are gay and ya know the odds there. (full disclosure I am of Greek descent)
Lord Growing: nicely played, sir. All tremble at the approach of the Obama-Golem !!!
gotta love the level of committement yall haters put into it.