Jesus, who can even keep track of the idiots these days? There was that one, the new conservative sweetheart soft-porn boob-job-having local-yokel beauty queen, on the teevee, and Perez Hilton got her to say the queers can’t get married cuz Jebus hates homos, and then the nekkid pictures were revealed, and World Net Daily anointed her as the Holy Whore of Gay Bashing, and Donald Trump went bankrupt or something, and then Carrie Prejean finally got fired for “contract violations,” the end, we hope. [CNN/Perez Hilton]
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Great, just what the world needs: Another Car Show Model/Cocktail Waitress.
Fake boobs, fake soul.
The end.
They’ll now have to find a Postjean to replace her.
Here’s a lesson to you all: if you’re going to bash gay people, it’s better to do so while while wearing clothes than not wearing clothes.
So now what, a governorship somewhere?
Maybe now she can relax and have a nice dinner without having to throw it up.
Ken, Alt text win!
I heard the Holocaust museum needs someone to fill in for one of their guards.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Miss Oakland.
One wonders if California will be able to find another blonde clown w/ implants worthy of the crown, amongst its residents.
Story would be a lot more interesting if she went crazy with a shotgun at Trump Towers or whatever.
Just sayin’.
Does she get to keep her boobs or are they loaners, like the crown?
[re=336021]bitchincamaro[/re]: Palin/Prejean 2012!
Since the pageant paid for her boob-job, do they get to repossess it now that she’s been de-throned?
I’d hit it. Also.
But Prejean’s gay bashing was the only thing propping up the California economy!
And yet, sadly, she was the most reasonable voice American Conservatisim of the ’00s had.
Now, I might be being obtuse here, or exposing my cultural illiteracy or a lapse in knowledge of current events, but there’s something about this story I don’t understand.
I understand that she finished as first runner-up and, yes, I blame that weasel Perez Hilton if that’s even his real name, what kind of a low-life ambush question was that, we don’t need to know these girls’ political opinions, I find that totally out of keeping with the spirit of the event, hell, just ask them what their favorite color is and be done with it, maybe add a wet-T-shirt competition, is what I say and…
I understand that she’s being sacked now for some bullshit excuse because D. Trump didn’t want to look like a prude and sack her over the tittie pics, or maybe he had a twinge of conscience after jerking off over them, and she probably knows it’s a bullshit excuse but, whatever, the publicity’s good for her career, think Vanessa Williams.
What I don’t understand is when she went from 1st runner up to Miss California and what did they do with the other chick?
Looking ’round the room
I can tell that you
are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen
who lost her crown because of contract violations
Or with a kabab
Polishing The Donald’s knob wasn’t supposed to be part of the deal.
Maybe they could put those implants on one of those zero-emissions vehicles they have out there, cause Lord knows they need to make those a lot sexier if they’re going to sell any – [rimshot].
Thank you thank you, I’ll be here all week.
Now if we can just disappear Perez Hilton, all would again be right with the world.
say…whatever happened to that banhammer for the ‘i’d hit it’ people?
Now children, let this just go to show you that in America, you can be as much of a homophobic, plastic, pneumatic, nudie pics star as you wish, but woe betide the Miss Beauty Pageant who refuses to show up at a car dealership opening. That way lies only ignominy and shame.
[re=336010]Crab1[/re]: Or Fox News anchor-babe.
The fun is in “chasing” the crown, not “keeping” the crown.
And another Fox newstress is born.
[re=336066]FMA[/re]: I feel like Buzz Aldrin.
Does ‘The Little Donald’ have a combover too? That’s all I want to know.
I did actually agree with Perez hilton’s declaration that she lost that contest because she was a dumb bitch. Opposite marriage? No.
[re=336041]gurukalehuru[/re]: She was Miss California. She was 1st Runner up in the Ms. USA pageant. (Ms. North Carolina won, no one knows that though). Now Ms. Malibu is taking over the Ms. CA crown and may get fake tits too (or GTFO?).
PS – Yes, I’m sad that I even know these details.
[re=336069]ph7[/re]: Somebody’s gotta go on Fox and rant about how minorities are oppressing white people.
Today we are all shallow bimbos with 19th century ideals.
[re=336041]gurukalehuru[/re]: Firing ping pong balls at distant goldfish bowl with their lady parts would have spared us all this incessant fapping. Rimmers=1pt, bouncers=2pts, straight in the bowl=3pts and 5 pts for distance. 3 Balls, 1 champion…there is no other way.
Beauty queen dropout
No diamond tiara for you –
Beauty queen dropout
Turn in your tits and get a clue.
How is it that pretty young gals, like the one in the pic up there, get stuck on some brain frying merry-go-round of boob implanting hair bleaching teeth capping lipstick tattooing retard enhancing shenanigans and then they look around and say “why does everybody make fun of me now whaaaaa!”
Her silicon tatas were they only things propping up CA’s economy. Listen to Ahhhnold as he’s flushed awaaayyy (we only wish)…
ph7: Somebody’s gotta go on Fox and rant about how minorities are oppressing white people.
*Gasp* how dare you try to put Pat Buccahan out of a job!!!!!!!
It’s a tough road to be a wingnut pinup girl when most rednecks’ notion of a hottie is Charlie Crist. Given their taste for Coulter, maybe a dominatrix costume would help. Has someone asked the Donald where he’s at these days, firing Carrie but keeping Joan Rivers? Has he actually grown up?
Palin’s running mate in 2112?
She should not be mistaken with the “Boob hating Gay job” which is Lindsey Graham.
[re=336095]dijetlo[/re]: When did we start talking about Michelle Malkin?
Good thing Bubba ain’t the president, he’d make her ambassador to Titsastan.
[re=336078]druranium[/re]: That’s what I thought at first, until I realized they were all dumb bitches…so now I am back to square one. Not giving a fuck.
I suppose, editor Ken, that I don’t need to remind you that it is one of the universally accepted points of internet etiquette that when you post a highlighted link-thingee that says “Nekkid Pictures” it’s suppose to redirect the viewer to, y’know, nekkid pictures.
You have let us down today.
…so how long do you guys figure before she is starring in her own series of Christian based porn? How do the names “Jugs for Jesus” and “Cum Baptisms” sound?!
Show us your tits! Oh, you alreddy did. Sorry you are unemployed for a day before Fox hires you as a political commentator and you write your memoirs for some Christian publisher for a cupla mill.
[re=336033]dijetlo[/re]: I heard that Christian coalition which bankrolled Paula Jones to the extent of Palin’s wardrobe with a complete makeover wanted a percentage of her fee from Penthouse after the run of the show.
Next on Fox News: Carrie Prejean reports on how Donald Trump has turned her into a crack whore.
The violated part of the contract had to do with being Trump’s fourth wife.
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