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Rod Blagojevich To Make Special Appearance In Show Mocking Rod Blagojevich

It's for a good cause!While his wife is busy in Costa Rica eating spiders, the former governor of Illinois will amuse himself by taking part in “Rod Blagojevich Superstar,” a Second City show that is all about how much he sucks. One-time appearance this Saturday, tickets on sale now, etc! [The Second City]


2:37 PM on Wed June 10 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. snoidoid says at 2:40 pm, June 10th, 2009

    “But I’m not giving away no f*king jokes for free! I’m gonna make them pay for laffs!”

  2. InsidiousTuna says at 2:44 pm, June 10th, 2009

    snoidoid: “A joke is a fucking valuable thing!”, etc.

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 2:46 pm, June 10th, 2009

    It’s the only Jesus story where the savior demands a cut from Judas.

  4. Mad Farmer Manifest says at 2:50 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Stop giving this narcissist attention, people! It’s not like he’s running for President as a Republican. That would be funny.

  5. rereridiculous says at 2:59 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Too bad Clinton isn’t making any appearance in a performance about his scandal.

  6. Come here a minute says at 3:25 pm, June 10th, 2009

    I’m in — I can’t wait to see Roland Burris singing “I Don’t Know How To Love Him”.

  7. bitchincamaro says at 3:38 pm, June 10th, 2009

    What’ll he do, light his own farts?

  8. SayItWithWookies says at 3:46 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Prove to me that you’re no fool –
    How much for my swimming pool?

  9. Manos: Hands of Fate says at 3:54 pm, June 10th, 2009

    The biggest joke is that he was elected not once, but twice.

  10. pondscum says at 4:35 pm, June 10th, 2009

    This would be a good place for a crazed shooter.

  11. Cleopatra Schwartz says at 6:35 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Spike Jonze and Charlie Kaufmann are securing the rights to “Being Rod Blagojevitch” as we speak.

  12. Come here a minute says at 9:59 pm, June 10th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: Wow — why do I get the feeling you sang that couplet many times, many years ago.

  13. finkystinger says at 2:21 am, June 11th, 2009

    man… i had no idea either improv comedy or blagojevich could get any lower on the respectability ladder. at least our new governor is actually decent.

  14. dogscantlookup says at 2:37 am, June 11th, 2009

    This is… it doesn’t mater anymore gun in mouth, pull trigger, done also, this thing is fucking gold! chute chute chute motherfuckers

  15. SayItWithWookies says at 4:26 am, June 11th, 2009

    Come here a minute: Maybe because it was my favorite one?

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