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Rod Blagojevich To Make Special Appearance In Show Mocking Rod Blagojevich

by Sara K. Smith  2:37 pm June 10, 2009

It's for a good cause!While his wife is busy in Costa Rica eating spiders, the former governor of Illinois will amuse himself by taking part in “Rod Blagojevich Superstar,” a Second City show that is all about how much he sucks. One-time appearance this Saturday, tickets on sale now, etc! [The Second City]

{ 15 comments }

snoidoid June 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm

“But I’m not giving away no f*king jokes for free! I’m gonna make them pay for laffs!”

InsidiousTuna June 10, 2009 at 2:44 pm

[re=335901]snoidoid[/re]: “A joke is a fucking valuable thing!”, etc.

SayItWithWookies June 10, 2009 at 2:46 pm

It’s the only Jesus story where the savior demands a cut from Judas.

Mad Farmer Manifest June 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Stop giving this narcissist attention, people! It’s not like he’s running for President as a Republican. That would be funny.

rereridiculous June 10, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Too bad Clinton isn’t making any appearance in a performance about his scandal.

Come here a minute June 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm

I’m in — I can’t wait to see Roland Burris singing “I Don’t Know How To Love Him”.

bitchincamaro June 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm

What’ll he do, light his own farts?

SayItWithWookies June 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Prove to me that you’re no fool –
How much for my swimming pool?

Manos: Hands of Fate June 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm

The biggest joke is that he was elected not once, but twice.

pondscum June 10, 2009 at 4:35 pm

This would be a good place for a crazed shooter.

Cleopatra Schwartz June 10, 2009 at 6:35 pm

Spike Jonze and Charlie Kaufmann are securing the rights to “Being Rod Blagojevitch” as we speak.

Come here a minute June 10, 2009 at 9:59 pm

[re=336003]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Wow — why do I get the feeling you sang that couplet many times, many years ago.

finkystinger June 11, 2009 at 2:21 am

man… i had no idea either improv comedy or blagojevich could get any lower on the respectability ladder. at least our new governor is actually decent.

dogscantlookup June 11, 2009 at 2:37 am

This is… it doesn’t mater anymore gun in mouth, pull trigger, done also, this thing is fucking gold! chute chute chute motherfuckers

SayItWithWookies June 11, 2009 at 4:26 am

[re=336457]Come here a minute[/re]: Maybe because it was my favorite one?

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