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Obama Pilots Air Force One With His Mind While Everyone Else Goofs Off

White House Flickr is God's gift to slow news daysHere’s your Wednesday Fun Foto of President Obama, working hard while Robert Gibbs fondles a play-toy and Reggie Love shows the crew his Egyptian pornography. [Official White House Photostream on Flickr]


11:53 AM on Wed June 10 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. SayItWithWookies says at 11:58 am, June 10th, 2009

    Is that Favreau? I don’t recognize him when he’s not licking something.

  2. Internally valid says at 11:59 am, June 10th, 2009

    NSFW!

  3. thegunner says at 12:00 pm, June 10th, 2009

    its flyin immam conference…di anyone see Michelle Batman?

  4. DC Hates Me says at 12:03 pm, June 10th, 2009

    I have no idea what is happening in the shadows of this image.

    I say we make David Patterson the official Whitehouse photographer.

  5. Come here a minute says at 12:03 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Obama is talking to TELEPROMPTER guy — probably learning how to speak the words that make him look so great when he is nothing without the TELEPROMPTERZ!!!!1!!1!

  6. magic titty says at 12:03 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Isn’t that the pilot over there? They’re trying to kill Barry!

  7. JohnnyMeatworth says at 12:06 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Previously on Lost….

  8. nbawriter says at 12:08 pm, June 10th, 2009

    I like how the seatbelt light is illuminated in the background as all the strappers who are usually yelling at me when I unbuckle for 20 seconds to adjust my junk are IN TOTAL VIOLATION.

    Someone hand them a Go Directly to Gitmo card.

  9. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 12:11 pm, June 10th, 2009

    It sure is dark in the back there. Is Mister Morden around?

  10. nappyduggs says at 12:16 pm, June 10th, 2009

    What could be happening is that the brotha over on the other side is ’splaining to the crew how he bagged a chick last night with a tumbler full of muskatel and a 99cent pack of potato chips (i.e. the table debris.)This just goes to prove that white dudes miss cool, regular black dudes as opposed to cool presidential black dudes.

  11. WhatTheHeck says at 12:16 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Does the president have to pay extra for taking his laptop and overnight bag on board?

  12. rmontcal says at 12:17 pm, June 10th, 2009

    He’s probably also closely monitoring and analyzing the basketball game that’s on the TV over his shoulder so that he’ll have something to talk about when the UConn woman’s team stops by later.

  13. Violenza says at 12:20 pm, June 10th, 2009

    How bout some Reg Love pornography? (Someone was going to say it…) Either that or a cameo by the real fat John Favreau doing some funny comedy acting please.

  14. dijetlo says at 12:21 pm, June 10th, 2009

    When he flies around in his red cape and blue tights, the secret service has to chase him in their armored cars.

  15. d4g33z says at 12:25 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Finally, some Reggie Love action (it’s just fun to say his name). What’s the deal with this guy, where’s the DIRT?

  16. Johnny Zhivago says at 12:25 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Just outrageous that Obama is allowed to keep his cellphone and blackberry out - instead of safely stowed in his luggage in the overhead compartment.

    I think there is a 10 year prison sentence for using electronics illegally on board a plane. Why isn’t he being arrested, cuffed and booked???

  17. S.Luggo says at 12:30 pm, June 10th, 2009
  18. post-coital says at 12:32 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Who’s the hot piece next to Barry and what’s he showing him.

  19. “I’d hit that…! No, wait, is that a dude or a chick?! Hey, Mr. Obama, come check out HW’s orange-skinned beauty, Miss Cairo, 1982! Um, do Egyptiant all have orange skin?”

  20. Mr Blifil says at 12:43 pm, June 10th, 2009

    They’re checking the weather telemetry readings, looking for high altitude thunder bumpers for some high speed barrel roll action. If Gibbsey barfs, they all have to do a shot. And the autopilot has a voice like Pam Grier.

  21. qwerty42 says at 12:47 pm, June 10th, 2009

    S.Luggo: reading the comments; not a lot of love for the opposition.

  22. That’s not Egyptian pornography. That’s the third race at Belmont.

  23. Hooray For Anything says at 12:49 pm, June 10th, 2009

    JohnnyMeatworth: Thanks for almost making me spit out an entire cup of coffee because of that joke.

  24. prizepig says at 12:56 pm, June 10th, 2009

    WhatTheHeck:
    No, he doesn’t pay a dime. Air Force One is an early example of the single payer airline system. This is one of the many benefits of Socialism we can all look forward to.

  25. trondant says at 12:56 pm, June 10th, 2009

    magic titty: Relax, Otto was flying the plane.

  26. “Dude, I’d totally hit that orange-skinned Egyptian hotness!”
    “Um, I think it’s a guy. A swordfish, in the parlance of Cabo..”
    “Huh. Had no idea HW was a sophisticate. Then again, there’s Babs née ‘Brian’.”

  27. JamesMichaelCurley says at 12:59 pm, June 10th, 2009

    “Woman Jumps Fence at White House Knocks Down 69 Year Old Tree”

    Why aren’t you covering the real news?

  28. Hmmm, forgive the multiple posts. iPhone seems to be slow updating, couldn’t tell if previous submissions were posted. Apologies. (Or is it just a feature?)

  29. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:04 pm, June 10th, 2009

    JamesMichaelCurley: Jeebus Sotomayor is really fucking desperate.

  30. SayItWithWookies says at 1:12 pm, June 10th, 2009

    prizepig: Oh well — I was never gonna be able to afford first class anyway. As long as the movie isn’t Dave again — awww, crap.

  31. JamesMichaelCurley says at 1:13 pm, June 10th, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: And after her appointment to SCOTUS, her slip and fall case against La Guardia is going to sail.

  32. stink, but says at 1:16 pm, June 10th, 2009

    what you don’t realize is that Obama is actually pointing to his favorite on a list of fart jokes.

  33. SayItWithWookies says at 1:17 pm, June 10th, 2009

    qwerty42: They f*** horses, don’t they?

  34. Beatrix says at 1:17 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Slow news day no more; shooting at the Holocaust Museum (WTOP)

  35. Country Club Jihadi says at 1:19 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Drudge is reporting that yesterday’s shoes on the desk photo has upset some Israelis.

  36. facehead says at 1:26 pm, June 10th, 2009

    JohnnyMeatworth: We’re not going to Guam are we …

  37. SayItWithWookies says at 1:28 pm, June 10th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: Ugh — that was in response to Min, actually. I am clearly hung over and will spend the rest of the day bouncing around mindlessly like a moth trapped in a lampshade.

  38. Elysia says at 1:34 pm, June 10th, 2009

    rmontcal says at 12:17 pm, June 10th, 2009
    He’s probably also closely monitoring and analyzing the basketball game that’s on the TV over his shoulder so that he’ll have something to talk about when the UConn woman’s team stops by later.

    For me (possibly the only UConn WNCAA fan here) I applaud your comment.

  39. digibal235 says at 1:36 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Slow clap on the title.

  40. Uncle Sam says at 1:49 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Wow. Jon Favreau lost weight again.

  41. Joshua Norton says at 1:51 pm, June 10th, 2009

    Is the help allowed to gather in the main cabin if they’re not performing some subservient duty? We are not amused by such a glaring breach of etiquette.

    Hey you. The one with the braids. Time to lean, time to clean!

  42. El Pinche says at 1:51 pm, June 10th, 2009

    kidding aside, what the hell is happening at the Holocaust Museum in DC?

  43. Joshua Norton says at 1:59 pm, June 10th, 2009
  44. AKAM80TheWolf says at 5:41 pm, June 10th, 2009

    I hope Favreau’s hand is where I think it is.

  45. Scandalabra says at 7:27 pm, June 10th, 2009

    There is so much to wack off about in that picture, I am just going to bed instead.

  46. Steeevyo says at 6:59 am, June 11th, 2009

    Is that a balding pattern on Favreaus backhead?

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