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Here’s your Wednesday Fun Foto of President Obama, working hard while Robert Gibbs fondles a play-toy and Reggie Love shows the crew his Egyptian pornography. [Official White House Photostream on Flickr]
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
Obama Pilots Air Force One With His Mind While Everyone Else Goofs Off
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11:53 AM
on Wed June 10 2009
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Sara K. Smith
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Is that Favreau? I don’t recognize him when he’s not licking something.
NSFW!
its flyin immam conference…di anyone see Michelle Batman?
I have no idea what is happening in the shadows of this image.
I say we make David Patterson the official Whitehouse photographer.
Obama is talking to TELEPROMPTER guy — probably learning how to speak the words that make him look so great when he is nothing without the TELEPROMPTERZ!!!!1!!1!
Isn’t that the pilot over there? They’re trying to kill Barry!
Previously on Lost….
I like how the seatbelt light is illuminated in the background as all the strappers who are usually yelling at me when I unbuckle for 20 seconds to adjust my junk are IN TOTAL VIOLATION.
Someone hand them a Go Directly to Gitmo card.
It sure is dark in the back there. Is Mister Morden around?
What could be happening is that the brotha over on the other side is ’splaining to the crew how he bagged a chick last night with a tumbler full of muskatel and a 99cent pack of potato chips (i.e. the table debris.)This just goes to prove that white dudes miss cool, regular black dudes as opposed to cool presidential black dudes.
Does the president have to pay extra for taking his laptop and overnight bag on board?
He’s probably also closely monitoring and analyzing the basketball game that’s on the TV over his shoulder so that he’ll have something to talk about when the UConn woman’s team stops by later.
How bout some Reg Love pornography? (Someone was going to say it…) Either that or a cameo by the real fat John Favreau doing some funny comedy acting please.
When he flies around in his red cape and blue tights, the secret service has to chase him in their armored cars.
Finally, some Reggie Love action (it’s just fun to say his name). What’s the deal with this guy, where’s the DIRT?
Just outrageous that Obama is allowed to keep his cellphone and blackberry out - instead of safely stowed in his luggage in the overhead compartment.
I think there is a 10 year prison sentence for using electronics illegally on board a plane. Why isn’t he being arrested, cuffed and booked???
Slow news day? http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2009/06/take_me_to_your.html
Who’s the hot piece next to Barry and what’s he showing him.
“I’d hit that…! No, wait, is that a dude or a chick?! Hey, Mr. Obama, come check out HW’s orange-skinned beauty, Miss Cairo, 1982! Um, do Egyptiant all have orange skin?”
They’re checking the weather telemetry readings, looking for high altitude thunder bumpers for some high speed barrel roll action. If Gibbsey barfs, they all have to do a shot. And the autopilot has a voice like Pam Grier.
S.Luggo: reading the comments; not a lot of love for the opposition.
That’s not Egyptian pornography. That’s the third race at Belmont.
JohnnyMeatworth: Thanks for almost making me spit out an entire cup of coffee because of that joke.
WhatTheHeck:
No, he doesn’t pay a dime. Air Force One is an early example of the single payer airline system. This is one of the many benefits of Socialism we can all look forward to.
magic titty: Relax, Otto was flying the plane.
“Dude, I’d totally hit that orange-skinned Egyptian hotness!”
“Um, I think it’s a guy. A swordfish, in the parlance of Cabo..”
“Huh. Had no idea HW was a sophisticate. Then again, there’s Babs née ‘Brian’.”
“Woman Jumps Fence at White House Knocks Down 69 Year Old Tree”
Why aren’t you covering the real news?
Hmmm, forgive the multiple posts. iPhone seems to be slow updating, couldn’t tell if previous submissions were posted. Apologies. (Or is it just a feature?)
JamesMichaelCurley: Jeebus Sotomayor is really fucking desperate.
prizepig: Oh well — I was never gonna be able to afford first class anyway. As long as the movie isn’t Dave again — awww, crap.
shortsshortsshorts: And after her appointment to SCOTUS, her slip and fall case against La Guardia is going to sail.
what you don’t realize is that Obama is actually pointing to his favorite on a list of fart jokes.
qwerty42: They f*** horses, don’t they?
Slow news day no more; shooting at the Holocaust Museum (WTOP)
Drudge is reporting that yesterday’s shoes on the desk photo has upset some Israelis.
JohnnyMeatworth: We’re not going to Guam are we …
SayItWithWookies: Ugh — that was in response to Min, actually. I am clearly hung over and will spend the rest of the day bouncing around mindlessly like a moth trapped in a lampshade.
rmontcal says at 12:17 pm, June 10th, 2009
He’s probably also closely monitoring and analyzing the basketball game that’s on the TV over his shoulder so that he’ll have something to talk about when the UConn woman’s team stops by later.
For me (possibly the only UConn WNCAA fan here) I applaud your comment.
Slow clap on the title.
Wow. Jon Favreau lost weight again.
Is the help allowed to gather in the main cabin if they’re not performing some subservient duty? We are not amused by such a glaring breach of etiquette.
Hey you. The one with the braids. Time to lean, time to clean!
kidding aside, what the hell is happening at the Holocaust Museum in DC?
El Pinche: Accordong to HuffPo:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/10/holocaust-museum-shooting_n_213831.html
I hope Favreau’s hand is where I think it is.
There is so much to wack off about in that picture, I am just going to bed instead.
Is that a balding pattern on Favreaus backhead?