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THIS IS DISGUSTING AND DOES NOT ENCOURAGE GOOD COMMENTS: But very funny too! From the FREE ABORTIONS thread we have “mpslim,” a male: “Yes!! I’m not even female, but I think I will have something baby shaped removed from my anus in a symbolic gesture honoring the wonder of abortion.”
The closest thing a man can come to childbirth is to have an old-fashioned haemmorhoidectomy, complete with scalpels and stiches, and then take his first dump while the stiches are still fresh.
Same principle: excruciating pain while passing something 20 times too large through the hole.
What’s Karl Rove doing in his anus?
memzilla: Massive kidney stone with jagged edges?
Uh, his head?
memzilla: That’s a mental image I didn’t need to have right befoer dinner…. Thanks!!
Jamie Sommers: Proving his Republican bona fides. Turd Blossom ain’t no RINO!
19kevin8: I would have gladly traded the mental image for the physical experience.
First time I ever had had a doctor double my pain medication without his being directly asked. Yet another difference between me and Rush Limpbaugh.
By definition, the baby hole was made for that size. Back into the stirrups with you!
Well, to do that, you would have to first INSERT something baby-shaped into your anus. And thus you would be inadvertently performing a symbolic gesture honoring the Republican party.
Why not just wear pants with the word ‘juicy’ written on the ass?
How come “lea111″ didn’t win? Was she on the wrong website or something?
awwwww ! a butt baby!!
Mpslim was a contender but, Jim, you should have given it to yourself for that alt-text on Miss Lindsey. Mmmm.
If he was really sympathetic, he would have something baby shaped shoved up his anus.
I guess I should be gloating about my victorious victory, but my anus is still tender from earlier
Finally a comment worth of reward. Truly repulsive and yet sympathetic and apropos. Well done.
You know, I was skeptical about this comment of the day thing, but that…spidoosh!
mpslim: Congratulations! Truly worthy. And disgusting. And creative. And vulgar.
And having pulled it from his anus, he smelled it and knew it was the one. He took it to the other ones, those in a pile and buzzing. What do you call it, he asked. Well, it looks like it, smells like it and has a mind full of it. We dubya it George, he is full of it.
It’s time to hand little Travis the shotgun and let him put down this ‘feature.’
Banned or encouraged? I never fucking know with you people…JIM NEWELL!!!
I don’t know whether to be congratulatory or simply appalled, so I’ll go with “buttsecks!”
Congrats. All I could muster out of my anus was a partial birth abortion.
In other words this is someone who would welcome a cattle mutilation. On himself.