It’s your lucky day! Much better than the “buy one, get one free” commemoration up in Boston. [Twitter]

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  1. I’m 9 weeks today. Guess I should hop in the car and get going. Too bad, though – I was really hoping for a third trimester one. But you can’t beat the price.

  2. Oh hey! Now I know what to do on my lunch hour. I just need to fire up the time machine and get Hannity, O’Reilly and Palin’s mothers and I’ll be all set.

  3. [re=334845]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I regret not having a series of one night stands 6 to 8 weeks ago in the greater Philadelphia region.

  4. Does he do post-birth abortions (e.g. 40+ years) and does he who house calls for that price?
    If anyone has Glenn Beck and Hannity’s home addresses let me know!

  5. [re=334852]Internally valid[/re]: Here it’s the scotchguarding or maybe an extended warranty.

    But, hey, I notice Tiller’s clinic is officially closing forever, which is sad because that fucking wing nut got exactly what he wanted.

  6. Yeah that’s just a few blocks from my office! Abortion party time! Now if only I were a lady, and had actually been getting some recently.

  7. [re=334907]JMP[/re]: and speaking of Philly, any idea where to get a veggie version of a cheesesteak? I hear your former mayor ate them.

  8. For the shit of fuck, I wasted my lunch break on a crappy pedicure. I could have gotten my womb vacuumed AND saved $48! I guess I’ll just have to wait for the (sadly, probably inevitable) next horrific and tragic murder of an American medical hero by an unhinged wingnut neanderthal.

  9. [re=334931]finallyhappy[/re]: That kind of defeats the purpose of the cheesesteak; the only acceptable replacement is chicken. Have seen them on some of the sidewalk vendors’ menus, though; don’t remember where.

  10. As usual welfare cheats will game the system, getting abortions, running out and fucking vagrants and then getting right back in line. This is why we can’t have nice things anymore.

  11. Yes!! I’m not even female, but I think I will have something baby shaped removed from my anus in a symbolic gesture honoring the wonder of abortion.

  12. [re=334821]CivicHoliday[/re]: Congratulations! Or condolences…

    [re=334931]finallyhappy[/re]: Tip Top Kitchen and Cocktails on Gay Street in Columbus, Ohio.

  13. This is classic bait and switch. You go in just for the free abortion but you’ll walk out $10,000.00 poorer with fake tits on your face.

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