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41 comments

  1. CivicHoliday

    I’m 9 weeks today. Guess I should hop in the car and get going. Too bad, though – I was really hoping for a third trimester one. But you can’t beat the price.

  2. The Schadenfried PAC

    Oh hey! Now I know what to do on my lunch hour. I just need to fire up the time machine and get Hannity, O’Reilly and Palin’s mothers and I’ll be all set.

  3. CivicHoliday

    [re=334820]heuristicdevice[/re]: I saw ads about that from National Rent-To-Die

  4. The Station Manager

    Damn, I’m a dude and even I’m tempted to head over there and get me some of that sweet, sweet abortion.

  5. nappyduggs

    I’d settle for one of those li’l deuce packs of RU486 like as if they were Advils. Pre-emptive steeer-ike!

  6. Crab1

    [re=334845]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I regret not having a series of one night stands 6 to 8 weeks ago in the greater Philadelphia region.

  7. proudgrampa

    [re=334822]The Schadenfried PAC[/re]: Yeah, I have always been an advocate of retroactive abortion…

  8. El Pinche

    Does he do post-birth abortions (e.g. 40+ years) and does he who house calls for that price?
    If anyone has Glenn Beck and Hannity’s home addresses let me know!

  9. rereridiculous

    [re=334852]Internally valid[/re]: Pregnant you say? That’ll buff right out!

  10. Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=334852]Internally valid[/re]: Here it’s the scotchguarding or maybe an extended warranty.

    But, hey, I notice Tiller’s clinic is officially closing forever, which is sad because that fucking wing nut got exactly what he wanted.

  11. JMP

    Yeah that’s just a few blocks from my office! Abortion party time! Now if only I were a lady, and had actually been getting some recently.

  12. finallyhappy

    [re=334907]JMP[/re]: and speaking of Philly, any idea where to get a veggie version of a cheesesteak? I hear your former mayor ate them.

  13. bago

    So if this is a play off of “I am Spartacus”, does this not mean that executions are in order?

  14. PerhapsSo

    If i had only had sex a month or so ago, I could totally take advantage of this. Where is my foresight?

  15. ignatius_riley

    For the shit of fuck, I wasted my lunch break on a crappy pedicure. I could have gotten my womb vacuumed AND saved $48! I guess I’ll just have to wait for the (sadly, probably inevitable) next horrific and tragic murder of an American medical hero by an unhinged wingnut neanderthal.

  16. JMP

    [re=334931]finallyhappy[/re]: That kind of defeats the purpose of the cheesesteak; the only acceptable replacement is chicken. Have seen them on some of the sidewalk vendors’ menus, though; don’t remember where.

  17. Double Scorpion

    [re=334834]facehead[/re]: They should give out the same ones they do on Election Day. “I Aborted”

  18. Mr Blifil

    As usual welfare cheats will game the system, getting abortions, running out and fucking vagrants and then getting right back in line. This is why we can’t have nice things anymore.

  19. mpslim

    Yes!! I’m not even female, but I think I will have something baby shaped removed from my anus in a symbolic gesture honoring the wonder of abortion.

  20. Jukesgrrl

    [re=335116]mpslim[/re]: I am laughing my ass off and hating myself simultaneously.

  21. Brendan M.

    [re=334821]CivicHoliday[/re]: Congratulations! Or condolences…

    [re=334931]finallyhappy[/re]: Tip Top Kitchen and Cocktails on Gay Street in Columbus, Ohio.

  22. Mr Blifil

    [re=335247]lea111[/re]: Innocent my ass. As soon as they come out of the womb THEY HAVE AN AGENDA.

  23. KilgoreTrout_XL

    This is classic bait and switch. You go in just for the free abortion but you’ll walk out $10,000.00 poorer with fake tits on your face.

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