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Piano rolled blues, danced holes in my shoes.
Remember when poor street hustler Barack Obama had big old holes in the soles of his Florsheim salesman shoes? Here’s a new arty sex photo by White House pornographer Pete Souza, and the shoe soles maybe have holes, still? Or are the shoes just blurry to fuck with your minds? Or, is America finally officially bankrupt, a terrible The Road hellscape where even the rich young president staggers through life with hobo shoes? (Also, note how he is on the phone with Benjamin Netanyahu, and making the “Bibi’s got a little bitty dick” hand signal.”) [White House Flickr]

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29 COMMENTS

  1. [re=334808]magic titty[/re]: He explaining to it both Boener and Bitch McConnel via conference call. Minutes will for forwarded to Lieberman.

  2. [re=334815]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Somewhere at this moment, a Texas schoolboard member is looking at this photo on the internet and shitting himself in rage

  3. [re=334815]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: OMG N E G R O majic Muslin putting his feet on hard working white peeples funiture!!!1111

  4. According to my Republican Friends*, the word for this is “Uppity”. He becomes prz’nit and all of a sudden he’s all “I Don’t Want These Shitty Shoes Anymore, Oh And Death To America”.

    *Haha, just kidding, I don’t have any of those.

  5. More importantly, he is sitting down and with his back to Our Flag instead of standing and saluting as one always should be if one is a True Patriot. He clearly hates America and wants to blow it up. He is probably plotting to blow it up on that call. With North Korea. His ally.

  6. Elitist!

    The average barefoot and dressed in rags voter will resent the “look at my fancy shoe bottoms with no holes in ’em” Obama! Fer sure.

    This is a Biden-grade gaffe.

  7. “Hey, Barry here! Gordon, my main man, whassup? How are things over there in London? Overcast and wet? Yeah, yeah, the same over here too man, that sucks, right? Yeah, yeah. So what I can do you for you, Gordo? Uh huh…uh huh…yeah, I think I saw something about that on the news, resignations and all that…uh huh, yeah…so what can I do…do I have any openings…uh well, just off the top of my head, I can’t think of any…something in NATO? I’d hafta talk to the guys at Defense about that, or maybe Hillary…oh yeah, don’t get me started on that, hah!..well, uh..oh damn, my other line’s ringing, looks like Mexico, y’know, the whole country’s going to shit and all, gotta take it…tell ya what, I’ll check around and give you call back, okay? Take care man, tell Liz hi for me, big hugs and all…yeah, yeah, I’ll call you soon…cheerio…bye…(click) Hey Rahm, howabout Quiznos today?”

  8. [re=334850]pondscum[/re]: I think you’re right. Ooooh, boy. That’s gonna really upset the populace: a president with facial hair???

  9. [re=334853]bitchincamaro[/re]: Maybe not that bad–most of the really insane ones are from one guy (who apparently has been banned under a different name or something) and reactions to his comments. The rest seem to be strangely innocous “Hi, Mr. Obama” or comments about the picture itself.

    Or so it seems after scrolling through them for about 30 seconds.

  10. Dick Cheney would have already made new shoes out of the hides of screaming babies and added hellhound leather accents, for style.

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