President Obama, in addition to his many duties as Illegitimate Muslin Overlord of the United States, runs a secret and lucrative sideline business importing the international meat delicacy known as “Guantanamo Bay manflesh.” His first import arrived in New York this week, and John Boehner does not like this one bit.
Quoth the Orange Crusader in a statement:
This is the first step in the Democrats’ plan to import terrorists into America. Without a plan to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay, the Administration has made the decision to begin transferring these terrorists into the United States, in spite of the overwhelming opposition of the American people and serious questions from Members of Congress of both parties. There are more than 200 of the world’s most dangerous men held at the Guantanamo Bay prison. Does the Administration plan to transfer all of them into our nation in this way? Do they plan to give them the same legal rights as the American people? Just what is the Administration’s plan for closing this prison?
It is terribly sinister of President Obama to be importing African embassy-bombing terrorists such as Ahmed Ghailani to be tried in New York, where all the other African embassy-bombing terrorists have already been tried. Are there not many other embassies for him to bomb, right near the courthouse, which are easily reachable with his Terrorist Mind-Rays? This man, after all, is “a diminutive master forger and facilitator for Al Qaeda known as ‘Foopie,’” and if there is one thing we have learned in the War on Terror it is not to fuck with people named Foopie.
Boehner: Obama “Importing” Terrorists [First Read]
Al Qaeda’s Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani transferred from Guantanamo to stand trial for embassy bombings [New York Daily News]