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- SEND US YOUR SEXY VOTING DAY PICS: Hey it is primary day for Virginia libtards, a very exciting day indeed, so maybe send us photos of your rain-soaked polling stations and we will post them! It is always fun to see what’s going on in America, particularly in places where people hang out with Bitters and Olds in the middle of terrible lightnings and thunderstorms. Send your hot pixxx to tips@wonkette.com with subject line JIM NEWELL TOLD ME TO VOTE FOR CREIGH DEEDS.
Better yet: send in pics of yourself flashing your tits (or man boobs… why not?) in front of a polling station.
Voting after work, so they are going to be SEXXY voting pics at 6:30 tonight. Probably of a close-to-empty elementary school gym if turnout is as low as they are saying.
Doglessliberal:
Can’t you at least don a Japanese Schoolgirl outfit or something?
i was voter #20 in the West End , Clearview Elementary, at 8:00 am, and there were no other voters coming or going when i was there.
A friend who was in Powhattan said they were in single digits there.
I sent the pic of the seahorse in,btw, and he tells me how to vote so please post him
Serolf Divad: Now there’s an idea. Surely it would shake up, if not send into cardiac arrest, the poll workers, who tend to be 90 year old women wearing red, white, and blue outfits.
For the first time in my voting life, there was no one outside my polling place trying to win me over at the last minute with sample ballots and frantic smiles. No campaign signs stuck in the soggy clay. It was just lonesome-looking. At 9:30 or so, I was voter #9. The first 5 were the election officials themselves, so that means only three other people had actually shown up just to cast their ballots. I put ink on paper next to Creigh Deeds and Jody Whatsername. I wish I’d known about the tit-flashing meme, ‘cuz I’d have brought my camera. Coulda probably got all the election officials to flash. They were so bored and would have had nothing to lose — after all, just being a Democrat in Fauquier County VA is scourge enough.
Let me get this straight. The European elections was but on Sunday, from which you could solicit pictures of tall Swedish bombshells and Italian hunks voting, but instead we’ll be subjected to flaccidlating photos of Virginians? Wonderful.
C’mon, let’s see that pic of Terry McAuliffe drunk on TV one more time.
Viginny is an open primary state. Watch for the Furry cross-over vote to give McAuliffe the win by whisker.
cal: Here’s hoping they’re holding that back for the concession speech liveblog.
Is it ok if I send Newell tentacle porn instead?
facehead: Yes. Tentacle porn is heartily encouraged, always.
Serolf Divad: I don’t really have man boobs, per se. But one of the side effects of the crazy meds I’m on is an increase in my body’s production of prolactin. You can probably imagine the rest. And you can begin thanking baby cheezus I don’t live in VA right about now.