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Some People Offended Or Whatever By MTV Show Being In Washington

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix ....Since the early 1960s, there has been an annual rumor about the teevee program The Real World doing a season in Washington, which is a city known as the capital of America. And this year, FINALLY, the important MTV grunge “camgirl” show is really for real being videotaped right here in DC. But not everyone is thrilled beyond belief — one person, in fact, has bravely launched a free blog account about how maybe it would’ve been vv good had the entertainment cable show The Real World done a season in Washington maybe during some earlier year but definitely not this year because what is even up with that? [Anti-Real World DC]


3:50 PM on Mon June 8 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. zenferret says at 3:54 pm, June 8th, 2009

    FWIW living on cam pioneer Jennicam lived in DC… so its come full circlish

  2. NewSpence says at 3:55 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Sigh. Pedro.

  3. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:58 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Wait, I thought the original Marion Barry tapes were from a season of the Real World.

  4. rmontcal says at 3:58 pm, June 8th, 2009

    “alcohol-induced spit up” is worth going to that blog.

  5. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:59 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Still, congratulations DC, you have finally caught up with Seattle, circa 1995.

  6. Hooray For Anything says at 4:00 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Suck it up DC, almost every other major city has been besmirched by that show- there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have to suffer the indignity those of us in San Francisco, New York, Philly, et al have.

  7. Lascauxcaveman says at 4:00 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Is it OK to be offended that it exists at all? I don’t care whether or not its in DC especially.

  8. JohnnyMeatworth says at 4:02 pm, June 8th, 2009

    MTV’s still on cable?? Wow, who knew?

  9. The Cold Sea says at 4:02 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Lionel Hutz Esq.: Seattle. Province. DC. Capital.

  10. AnnieGetYourFun says at 4:03 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Could that photo qualify as an awkward family photo? Because WTF is Judd doing with that arm? I get it, you loved Pam and all that, but sheesh.

  11. Joshua Norton says at 4:04 pm, June 8th, 2009

    The last time I watched that show was when the San Francisco cast in the picture was on. Has anything happened since then?

  12. lizard scum says at 4:08 pm, June 8th, 2009

    So, rest assured residents of 2000 S St. NW, we don’t shoot people anymore, we promise.

    Yeah, but I thought a new spirit of Hope had also entered the town, so we can keep our fingers crossed, right? Just remember to buy your carbon offset if you choose that route.

  13. norbizness says at 4:08 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Rachel, the Reactionary Latina. Ah, to be young and watching MTV again.

    How did Real World Billings pan out?

  14. charlesdegoal says at 4:08 pm, June 8th, 2009

    I can understand that the people of DC, with their limited voting rights, would get behind such a completely trivial issue as a (poor) substitute for genuine involvement in the democratic process.

  15. Mad Farmer Manifest says at 4:09 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Turn the room into a car, drive it off a fucking cliff.

    (Bonus points if anyone knows what song this is from.)

  16. James Garfield's Ghost says at 4:10 pm, June 8th, 2009

    This is following a brave tradition of hating on The Real World for coming to your town. Here in Chicago though, people threw paint on their doorway, broke some windows of the loft (which is now a 3 floor gym in a recently gentrified area of the city) and started a poster campaign against the show. (this all stemmed from the neighborhood formely being a very artist friendly/cheap rent district). So grow some balls DC … GO FOR BLOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!

  17. dijetlo says at 4:11 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Someday in the future, historians will look back at the pernicious societal cancer known as MTV and lay the responsibility for it on the doorstep of my generation. I can only say, we didn’t know…it was cute back then, just a collection of racy music videos…we had no idea it would turn into…this. My God, we should have strangled it in it’s cradle, I’m so sorry…so, so sorry…

  18. norbizness says at 4:11 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Mad Farmer Manifest: In My Room by the Bangles?

  19. Come here a minute says at 4:12 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Ever since MTV stopped forwarding racist jokes, I have turned it off like a radio.

  20. Johnny Zhivago says at 4:13 pm, June 8th, 2009

    I’m waiting for a season of “Operacion Repo” to be filmed in D.C, with the repo team exclusively focused on taking away cars from congressmen and their staff - so we can see these idiots being maced and beaten up legally.

  21. Pat Pending says at 4:14 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Angel-headed hipsters, they are decidedly not…

  22. Joshua Norton says at 4:14 pm, June 8th, 2009

    So which one is MTV and which one is VH1? I’m always getting them confused.

  23. lizard scum says at 4:16 pm, June 8th, 2009

    dijetlo: I blame the Boomers for everything, but in this case, the company is partially owned and run by the 97-year-old Sumner Redstone.

  24. iantenna says at 4:18 pm, June 8th, 2009

    well i, for one, can’t wait for the amazing gov’t oriented group project and the brilliant political discourse it invokes.

  25. drrty martini says at 4:23 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Oh, my god that blog is boring. Hosting the Real World is now seen as some sort of cultural validation? Here I thought it was having your local soul food joint on Diners Drive-Ins and Dives.

  26. Joshua Norton says at 4:23 pm, June 8th, 2009

    When music videos first came out, I though Madonna was Cindy Lauper with a better hair do.

  27. Johnny Zhivago says at 4:24 pm, June 8th, 2009

    iantenna: Like stealing the Holy Grail or JFK’s brain from the National Archives?

  28. Mad Farmer Manifest says at 4:25 pm, June 8th, 2009

    norbizness: Not even close.

  29. Hooray For Anything says at 4:26 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Joshua Norton: Not much other than lots of drunken threesomes in hot tubs, drunken hookups with random strangers who think it would be super awesome be seen hooking up with somebody on a reality show, and drunken shouting matches between roomates. Oh, and one cast member bitch slapped another cast member in Seattle and it was awesome.

  30. magic titty says at 4:29 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Howl alt-text? Ken Layne is just so fancy. He probably owns a waffle maker.

  31. hobospacejunkie says at 5:18 pm, June 8th, 2009

    Just what the City of Hopey needs, a bunch of wannabe/failed actors pretending to not be pretending to live a normal life, like any young person would in a 20,000ft² house, with no money problems or even a fucking job. Yeah, every city could use a group of these people. To bludgeon to death with a blunt instrument until only dental records can (maybe) identify the body. It wouldn’t stop the foreclosure or relieve the hunger pangs, but it sure would feel good.

    Can I have that angry fix now?

  32. DangerousLiberal says at 6:21 pm, June 8th, 2009

    The Cold Sea: Seattle (or SFO, or Chicago, or whereever): Rio
    Washington: Brasilia.

    Best alt text ever, also. Can we shoot these losers full of smack now?

  33. StoneAge says at 6:42 pm, June 8th, 2009

    I think the fourth plane was supposed to hit this house. It was just off by a few years.

  34. StoneAge says at 6:50 pm, June 8th, 2009

    “…talk to the world about art, music, sex, guitar construction, conservative politics, grief.”

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things is not the same…

  35. StoneAge says at 6:51 pm, June 8th, 2009

    StoneAge: Wrong post, Einstein.

  36. expatinOz says at 2:05 am, June 9th, 2009

    I used to watch 120 min in the late 80s and early 90s and then I got to college, found the joys of college radio and lost the ability to afford cable. Which I still have not gained. This “network” still airs? Is Yo! MTV Raps still on?

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