LAKERS VS. MAGIC  12:25 pm June 8, 2009

Congresswomen Waters And Brown Go Nuts Over Basketball

by Sara K. Smith


Hey nerds how much do you love NBA Finals season, hmmm? Feast your eyes on this cute thing, which involves two political ladies trash-talking over their basketball teams. Maxine Waters won’t even shake her friend’s hand, that is how serious she is about this dispute. [The YouTube]

 

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{ 53 comments }

loudmouthredhead June 8, 2009 at 12:30 pm

What’s basketball? And why are those nice ladies wearing those terribly-loud shirts with numbers on them?

norbizness June 8, 2009 at 12:32 pm

I demand a Congressional investigation into Courtney Lee missing that fucking layup. Subpoena Nick “0 for 4 free throws, any one of which could have clinched Game 1 of the 1995 Finals” Anderson, if necessary.

SayItWithWookies June 8, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Where’s the turkey being beheaded in the background?

loudmouthredhead June 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm

[re=333967]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That would be the last shred of dignity of our government being ground up before our eyes, in this case.

NoWireHangers June 8, 2009 at 12:39 pm

It’s not a real fight unless someone takes their earrings off.

Fox n Fiends June 8, 2009 at 12:40 pm

battle of the Disney Worlds

NoWireHangers June 8, 2009 at 12:40 pm

I love how they stand there awkwardly for the first few seconds of the video. It’s so, “live from my parents’ basement”.

loudmouthredhead June 8, 2009 at 12:42 pm

[re=333977]NoWireHangers[/re]: Weaves, friend, weaves.

Lakergrrl June 8, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Go ahead, Ms. Waters. Reppin the lakers hahaha

Noodle Salad June 8, 2009 at 12:42 pm

The true tragedy of the Cavs loss to the Magic – being denied a trash-talking Dennis Kucinich.

Come here a minute June 8, 2009 at 12:42 pm

[re=333982]NoWireHangers[/re]: “Party on Corrine.” “Party on Maxine.”

loudmouthredhead June 8, 2009 at 12:43 pm

[re=333982]NoWireHangers[/re]: “Party on Maxine!”

loudmouthredhead June 8, 2009 at 12:44 pm

[re=333988]Come here a minute[/re]: No fair on getting yours posted first!

Noonan June 8, 2009 at 12:46 pm

[re=333987]Noodle Salad[/re]: Now THAT would have made for some Must See TeeVee.

thefrontpage June 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm

MEMO

TO: EVERY POLITICIAN ON THE PLANET EARTH

DATE: JUNE 8, 2009

RE: STUPID SPORTS “BETS”

FROM: EVERYONE OTHER THAN POLITICIANS ON THE PLANET EARTH

Politicians:

Please stop with these stupid, annoying and completely tacky dog-and-pony show sports “bets.” You know what? No one really cares–and no one has ever cared. And it’s just dumb. And who cares if Mr. Maine Governor bets a crate of Maine lobsters vs. Mr. Texas Governor who bets some “TEX MEX HOT SAUCE AND A CRATE OF TEXAS BEEF!!!” for some dumb, over-priced, steriods-fueled, only-for-the-rich dumb sports game? Who cares?

Most people can’t afford lobster or steak, so these dumb bets likes this are wrong on about 100 other levels.

Politicians: No one cares. Do something about the economy, jobs, housing, over-priced sports, public safety, affordable mass transit transportation, lower taxes, and education, and then we’ll care.

freakishlystrong June 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Nah…I want neck rollin’ and “talk to the hand, cuz the wrist is pissed”. And shoe throwing also.

loudmouthredhead June 8, 2009 at 12:50 pm

[re=333994]thefrontpage[/re]: Is “TEX MEX HOT SAUCE…etc etc” code for something involving illegal immigrants and/or male prostitution and/or condiments? Classic GOP good times, right there.

S.Luggo June 8, 2009 at 12:51 pm

Basketball groupies swapping tales of their sexcapades with the Fort Wayne Pistons and the Washington Capitols. It doesn’t get any better than that.

queeraselvis v 2.0 June 8, 2009 at 12:55 pm

[re=333977]NoWireHangers[/re]: [re=333985]loudmouthredhead[/re]: No no. The Lee Press-Ons must fly. Weaves are for ripping, and earrings are just dead gauche.

Lakergrrl June 8, 2009 at 12:57 pm

[re=333994]thefrontpage[/re]: um are you talking Maine red claws? cause only then would you be right.

Come here a minute June 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm

[re=333994]thefrontpage[/re]: You’re just pissed off because the [your city's professional sports franchise]s didn’t make it to the [your favorite sport's championship tournament]. Next year you’ll be all, “I’ll give you a (bucket, crate, case) of _____________ if the ____________s don’t win the ______________!”

charlesdegoal June 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm

I prefer Mr. Federer myself – the Quentin Tarantino lookalike is a true champ.

d4g33z June 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm

And then Lebron James smacked them both upside the head and walked away without speaking to reporters. It’s the death of sportsmanship in Amernica, I tells ya.

RoscoePColtraine June 8, 2009 at 1:05 pm

“…..girl, I will cut. you.”

Crab1 June 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm

AC Green looks like shit. He has really let himself go.

wheelie June 8, 2009 at 1:09 pm

This season’s political fashions:

IN: Shooting hoops, breeze
OUT: Shooting pheasant, lawyers

IN: Twitter, Youtube
OUT: Policy documents, work

stink, but June 8, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Goddammit, when are they going to make out?

takes12no1 June 8, 2009 at 1:13 pm

I heard this morning that my un-governor Sanford and Alaska’s un-governor Palin had a bet over a AA hockey championship. Sanford won, gets some king salmon and gets to keep his shrimp and grits. Maybe he can give some of that salmon to the state’s teachers.

takes12no1 June 8, 2009 at 1:16 pm

[re=334006]RoscoePColtraine[/re]:
Von Qui Qui… is that you girl? ummm..welcome to King Burger…where you can have it your way, but don’t get crazy.

TGY June 8, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Hey, when does the White House replace its bowling alley with a hoops court? That was a campaign promise or something

Aloysius June 8, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Must be a slow news day.

lmj June 8, 2009 at 1:24 pm

There was no gambling. Where was the gambling? They are supposed to bet something. Like, I dunno, an LA mortgage backed security vs a Florida mortgage backed security?

rmontcal June 8, 2009 at 1:27 pm

What about Congresswoman Inhofe?

proudgrampa June 8, 2009 at 1:28 pm

This just does not do much for my opinion of Congress…

bonghitsforjesus June 8, 2009 at 1:30 pm

It’s a great day for equality in America when black women in congress can kick back and be as irrelevant and useless as their white male counterparts. You’ve come a long way baby!

lmj June 8, 2009 at 1:32 pm

[re=334019]TGY[/re]: I think the Obama said that the bowling alley is staying on some late night talk show. He said he’s been practicing, secretly, late at night, improving his game at the top secret underground WH bowling training command center/bunker. He is aiming for total domination at voter sports. Watch for a shuffle board being installed on the WH grounds, then you will know he is going after the oldsters -the only group that has not been overwhelming Hoped out.

pepe June 8, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Where is the wall to wall saturation coverage of Legislating from The Cast: Sotomayor’s malo ankle?

problemwithcaring June 8, 2009 at 1:45 pm

[re=333985]loudmouthredhead[/re]: Those are old ladies wigs – not weaves.

digibal235 June 8, 2009 at 1:49 pm

No. 12 clearly didn’t come to play. She had every opportunity to bring up Kobe Bryant raping a hotel clerk and she didn’t use it.

S.Luggo June 8, 2009 at 1:50 pm

[re=334013]takes12no1[/re]: He also gets a baby born out of wedlock and the daddy’s meth lab.

Scarab June 8, 2009 at 1:50 pm

You know what would be cool? A professional basketball league for women. I’ll bet that would be great and as far as I’ve never heard nothing like that exists.

problemwithcaring June 8, 2009 at 1:53 pm

And don’t tell Rep. Brown that Obama is on the bandwagon now too- he picked the Lakers in 6.

El Pinche June 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Where’s the torn out hair/weave? Where’s the blood? This is LAME.

norbizness June 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm

[re=334047]Scarab[/re]: We should totally call it Gynomerican National Basketball Association, or GNBA for short.

Zadig June 8, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=333982]NoWireHangers[/re]: Congress World! Congress World! Party Time! Excellent!

queeraselvis v 2.0 June 8, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=333995]freakishlystrong[/re]: YES. I totally forgot about the shoe throwing. At least one of these chicks needs to have her eye put out by the heel of a size 10 Blahnik knockoff she BOGOed at Payless.

takes12no1 June 8, 2009 at 2:18 pm

[re=334046]S.Luggo[/re]: that could be either Alaska or SC…they only difference between the states is about 70 degrees.

pat robertsons personal trainer June 8, 2009 at 2:52 pm

the look on Brown’s face when Waters starts naming the names of Lakers not on her jersey is fucking great. She really summed up the Orlando fan base with that one. “Um, who, what? Where’s the tapioca?” I really hate the Lakers, with every fiber of basketball loving being, but I’m ok with them winning this championship precisely because of the look Brown (the quintessential Magic fan) shot when Waters went Gasol on her.

For more of Brown’s take on fantastic moments in sports, check her take a stab at a shout out for the Florida Gators.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2uQ7Fg_Uk

Unlike idiot republicans, she’s mostly harmless. Being this dumb in the republican caucus gets her a chairmanship.

dijetlo June 8, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Sisters don’t get serious about fighting until they take off their jewelry, they was playin.

Not_So_Much June 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Well this *is* an important series. If I’m following the sports talkers correctly, I think a Lakers win would mean that Kobe isn’t an (alleged) rapist any more.

sati demise June 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm

[re=334056]El Pinche[/re]: too much botox ™.

Buzz Feedback June 8, 2009 at 3:56 pm

It’s Aunt Esther and Donna.

RoscoePColtraine June 8, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=334056]El Pinche[/re]: Is you crazy? Haha…is you crazy? Whachoo gonna brush now, huh? Whachoo gonna brush now?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBnNUTOvtNU

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