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Wonkette liberal junk mail target operative “Rita” sends us this scan of “a postcard I got from Barbara Boxer thanking California voters for their support.” We don’t really know where the “thanking” part is — do they make two-sided paper these days? — all we see is Barbara Boxer calling her arch enemy Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe a woman. Even worse, a former woman. Is Barbara Boxer trying to tell us something?
http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/Senator-Sex-Change.html
Holy shit, this was from a month ago! Someone’s one-upping Wonkette on the satirical news-predicting powers
It’s a mis-quote. She actually said “Erections have consequences.”
A mixed-up basement perfectly complements the empty attic in the house of Inhofe.
Looks like Cheerios.
that’s the best piss yellow color ever.
Senator Boxer may be confusing Sen. Inhofe with Lindsey Graham.
Does this mean that I should stop referring to Inhofe as “that insufferable prick”?
Those consequences have been made clear to Ms. Inhofe. Bow to the Overlord or lose it!
Well, Inhofe has always spread’em for the oil/gas industry.
My girlfriend will be more than happy to give her penis to Inhofe as an exchange.
And if your election lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor.
orange: General Mills…GM…General Motors…and down the rabbit hole we go.
Typo. Inhofe was once a charwoman.
Now, if only Senators Diane Feinstein and Blanche Lincoln would also grow some balls, and support the card check law. UPDATE: Arlen Specter is such a dickless pansy he practically has two vaginas.
mattbolt: Thank you for that. And fuck this no links shit.
And bring back C-wolf, even if you have to write her a personal apology.
InHoofe is not a woman. He is just a bottom.
Who designed that card? It seems to be referencing Serrano’s “Piss Christ.”
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Piss_Christ_by_Serrano_Andres_%281987%29.jpg
That smudge, or stain, or tear or whatever looks EXACTLY like Jesus.
Chairwoman? We’re still saying chairwoman? The English language dispensed with gender-specific nouns a thousand years ago. The correct term is, I believe, Latina.
american mutt: Verily…
This however:
Barbara Boxer On Jim Inhofe: He Has A Vagina
When did Wonkette turn into a bunch of Vag haters? A man should be proud of his lady bits, if our dear lord and creator saw fit to give Sen Inhofe a matched set of plumbing I for one can only say, Bravo, think of what he saves in dates. Think about it, he’s never bored, he’s always got something to keep his hands busy. It’s like having your very own personal leggo set and you can never loose the pieces.
First Senator Graham and now Inhofe, can’t a conservative hermaphrodite be left to spread tyranny and suffering without having to constantly to defend his freakish sex bits? I would like to add, he/she wasn’t caught banging a schnauzer in a Daddy-Pedo-Bear costume so back off, we must have standards if people are to take us seriously.
I can dig it. I’ve suspected it all along. The guy just screams “overcompensating”.
Vaginas have consequences.
Maybe she has a case gender dysmorphia.
Look, posting about Sen. Inhofe’s downstairs mix-up doesn’t make us forgive Wonkette for not live-blogging President Obama’s “We Surrender/I’m a Secret Muslin” speech that some people got up a 6:00 AM to watch. I don’t care if the son of a bitch has a mangina or a shenis, I am not going to hit that.
lizard scum: First response, fuck, fuck, fuck. Not us again.
“f only Senators Diane Feinstein and Blanche Lincoln would also grow some balls, and support the card check law.”
Amen, amen, amen. Would someone tell those bitches we won? I knew Di’s sister in Seattle and she was an elitist republican dick. If women had dicks. Very Junior League. out of my league, but we served on the Women’s Commission together. Her major dick husband owned a hotel downtown that was a few steps ahead of a flop house but many short of the Weston. I know pesonally that it was hell getting him to obey the fire codes.
Brendan M.: According to Politico Obama was “Winning the Dawn.” Really.
Senatrix Inhofe is feeling less feminine since menopause. In fact, she is convinced the climate change hoax is nothing but hot flashes — get over it ladies!
Come here a minute: Do we want the federal government controlling our weather and our womenfolk’s periods?
Brendan M.: Don’t worry, the Drudge coverage is funnier anyway. He has a picture up now making fun of Obama by making it look like he has a small moustache.
orange: My thoughts exactly. Of course junkmail actually raises cloresterol and implodes hearts.
I, for one, am a fan of vag.
This posting has gotten me thinking about Joe Lieberman’s pussy.
I bet it smells like lox.
Country Club Jihadi: Repubs have been suffering from electile disfunction for several years now.
Damn, that’s one ugly woman.
american mutt: we’re like an invisible minority….
NewSpence: embrace diversity…unless it looks cottage cheese..
DustBowlBlues: If only Senators Diane Feinstein and Blanche Lincoln would also grow some balls, and support the card check law.
Oh it pains me to point this out, and it’s certainly not original analysis on my part, but here we suffer the consequences of not having a strong opposition party. DiFi & Bwench can obey their corporate masters without fear of retribution because, what? We’re going to vote for the republican in the next election? Yeah right. And they know this.
They have no credible opposition from either the right or the left forcing them to adhere to the desires of their constituencies, so they do whatever the fuck they want. It’s more important to them to build an unassailable re-election money pile than it is to actually do what we voted for last fall. Look for more of the same as the health care bill begins to take shape. Expect no earth-shattering changes because there are no consequences for ignoring our desires.
So, Congress is in reality controlled by a secret lesbian collective?
Finally, it all makes sense?
Erections has consequences, also.
Brendan M.: I’M OLD GREGG!!!