WHAT WE NEED NOW IS GEORGE W. BUSH  2:56 pm June 4, 2009

Dana Perino Writes Wingnut Laments For NRO The Corner, Too

by Jim Newell

Former George Bush Jr. press secretary and current Mark Penn employee (as part of the Microtrend “My Concubines”), Dana Perino, simply does not care for this Barack Obama going to a Muslim country and addressing Muslims directly as Muslims, because somehow being aware of various cultural backgrounds is a zero-sum game, and for every Muslim Barack Obama pays attention to, an old white pentecostal nut in northwest Georgia is forced to sit at the back of the bus. Or so she wrote on America’s Blog!

Perino posted this yesterday, so who knows if her opinion changed after hearing the speech, as she clearly holds an open mind and nuanced worldview.

In all of my time working for him, I noticed that President Bush did not see people as “Muslims” any more than he saw them as Jews or Christians or Buddhists or atheists. He saw them as individuals, each with God-given value, each deserving the universal gift of freedom. The people of the Middle East should be treated with dignity not because they are Muslims, but because they are human beings. And it was on that premise that President Bush reached out to them.

Until tomorrow.

HMMMM.

*Licks chops*

Actually it’s not worth it, writing the 700-page response to this paragraph in a single blog post. George W. Bush was a nut, the end. Not really, two quick points:

  • There’s a basic failure to connect on whatever fundamental level when George W. Bush sees “atheists” only as individuals with “God-given value” that he has to go launch insane wars and torture programs to protect.
  • Maybe if George W. Bush spent a few minutes trying to “see people as ‘Muslims’” it would have gone a long way, because then he would’ve known about those permanently dueling “types” of Muslims. Take Iraq, where the suppressed majority “type” under Saddam decided to get them some revenge against the other “type” after the U.S. came in, just to pull down a symbolic statue for the teevee cameras, and this resulted in genocide.

Two Presidential Speeches in Egypt [NRO]

 

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ph7 June 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm

I noticed that President Bush did not see people as “Muslims” any more than he saw them as Jews or Christians or Buddhists or atheists

Nigga, please.

Mild Midwesterner June 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm

I think you meant to spell it “muslin.” Some Amerkin you are, Jim.

american mutt June 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm

It breaks my heart to see a hot blond be so stupid.

19kevin8 June 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm

She may be dumb as a brick, but she’s a hot dumb prick, and plus she’s a spinner… I’d hit it. Over and over and over.

Cape Clod June 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm

“In all of my time working for him, I noticed that President Bush did not see people as “Muslims” any more than he saw them as Jews or Christians or Buddhists or atheists. He saw them as individuals, each with God-given value, each deserving the universal gift of freedom.”

And he was determined to kill every single one of them in order to achieve this goal.

HoboNutz June 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm

AAAH! How on earth did you restrain yourself to only 2 points? That’s gotta be harder than drinking mango juice WITHOUT the cocaine…

19kevin8 June 4, 2009 at 3:07 pm

[re=332313]19kevin8[/re]: errr *Brick*

snideinplainsight June 4, 2009 at 3:07 pm

That’s why he spoke so eloquently about a Crusade against Terrorism.

Me, I’ve decided to start my own Crusade Against Mayonnaise. Onward, Mustard Soldiers, fight unto the End!

AliBabaInBA June 4, 2009 at 3:07 pm

I’m pleased to know that I have “God-given value”. . . even as an atheist.
stFu Bitch!

The Ghost of Shep Smith June 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Why would he give them a gift which they hate?

Holy Cow!! June 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Well, unless they were gay, then he didn’t see them at all.

Uncle Sam June 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Aww! Angels of mercy! Dana, what do they call our predator drones?

The Rev. Yevot June 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm

What she meant to say: “In all of my time working for him, I noticed that President Bush did not see people as ‘Muslims’ any more than he saw them as Jews or Christians or Buddhists or atheists. He saw them as accountants, former drinking buddies, or kung fu movie stars or people to disenfranchise or deport.”

4tehlulz June 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm

“And it was on that premise that President Bush reached out to them.”

Using cruise missiles and B-52s.

chascates June 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Didn’t Bush once reply, when asked if atheists could be considered Americans, “I don’t see how”? And didn’t he once argue with his mother that only ‘saved Christians’ could get into heaven?

Min June 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm

The people of the Middle East should be treated with dignity not because they are Muslims, but because they are human beings.

Where, exactly, is the dignity in bombing the shit out of someone’s country?

Tawk June 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm

It’s true! And you can’t call it a crusade if its simply a group of individuals invading the territory that’s home to another group of individuals.

lizard scum June 4, 2009 at 3:12 pm

I think this might be some historical revisionism to make Bush look stupid (not a huge stretch), but warmhearted. And besides that, it’s true. Bush didn’t see Muslims as our enemy, he saw a bunch of losers sitting on a pile of oil who at least weren’t white (and therefore too close to Europe to avoid angering our allies). However, he was also stupid and a fuck up, which is now to be understood as charming.

Country Club Jihadi June 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm

He saw them as individuals, who would look fabulous in an orange fucking jumpsuit.

bjkeefe June 4, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Just … wow. I grow ever more convinced that the reason we’re in this horrible recession is because so much money is being spent on the Bush Legacy Project.

And why can’t Dana Perino write more about how George W. Bush invading the Bay of Pigs stopped the Soviet Union from invading us, with missiles?

SayItWithWookies June 4, 2009 at 3:15 pm

In President Bush’s speech, he made specific points about supporting democracy advocates, free and fair elections, free-market entrepreneurs, and women.

Okay Dana — and are any of those groups better off now than they were eight years ago? Dubya could talk ’til he was blue in the face about elections and women’s rights, but since his only skill was fucking things up, it doesn’t matter what he talked about, did it?

Cape Clod June 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm

[re=332308]american mutt[/re]: Actually, she must be something of a genius to cram so much breathtaking denial into one small paragraph.

gurukalehuru June 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm

No snark here for a moment: People like Dana Perino will be taken seriously as long as there are no investigations or prosecutions of people in the Bush administration. Once that starts to happen, they will all get real quiet, real quick. So, and remember that I am being serious here, Obama has only Obama to blame for the diarrhea coming out of this bitches mouth.

But, yes, I’d hit it.

madtowngooner June 4, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Just like Stephen Colbert doesn’t see color!

51dimes June 4, 2009 at 3:17 pm

I always thought Bush saw Muslims as the brush on his Texas ranch that needed clearing away. My bad.

Mr Blifil June 4, 2009 at 3:18 pm

I see Dana as an individual, not a perfumed hole to exploit for hour upon hour of crazed hate-fucking, and I bridle at any suggestion otherwise.

charlesdegoal June 4, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Well, Bush was, and is, intellectually challenged, so that he would naturally have wanted to simplify things as much as possible rather than take a more sophisticated approach. Thanks for the tip, Dana.

OReillysVibrator June 4, 2009 at 3:18 pm

“In all of my time working for him, I noticed that President Bush did not see people as “Muslims” any more than he saw them as Jews or Christians or Buddhists or atheists. He saw them as individuals, each with God-given value, each deserving the universal gift of freedom.”

Especially when he fried the retarded one.

magic titty June 4, 2009 at 3:18 pm

George Bush saw people as muppets, just like Kenneth on 30Rock.

Mr Blifil June 4, 2009 at 3:19 pm

[re=332333]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You are attempting to engage from the standpoint of rationality and logic. This approach almost never works when the emotional maturity of the person you are addressing is under the age of six or so.

Min June 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm

She is either trying to give the Vulcan salute in that picture, or she’s testing her depth perception, so she doesn’t take a header off the podium.

paintitblack June 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Now see, what Dana was really attempting to say (stupidly) is that both she and Bush are so ignorant and lacking in curiosity that neither even knows what the fuck the difference is between muslins, jews, christians, mormons, buddhists, etc, nor do they give a shit. It’s all about the munies, baby, the end.

queeraselvis v 2.0 June 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm

each deserving the universal gift of freedom

Riiiiiiiiiight. And anyone not graciously accepting or deserving of this universal gift will be barcoded, waterboarded, and shipped off to rot at Gitmo.

JMP June 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Yes, Bush doesn’t see people as Muslims or Jews or Christians or atheists. He sees them as Christians or hellbound heathens.

[re=332324]chascates[/re]: That was Bush Sr., actually. So apparently Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin were not real Americans.

Tawk June 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm

This is the same Dana Perino whose office was down the hall from where Karl Rove’s right? Just making sure, because, wasn’t he kind of division-y?

lizard scum June 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=332341]OReillysVibrator[/re]: Oh, and remember that axe-murderer woman who became a born-again Christian in prison and pleaded for her life to her governor? Bush performed a hilarious impression of her whining, then let her fry.

Anonymous Office Zombie June 4, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Sooooo… in other words, G.W. Bush is an incurious, uncomprehending dimwit who can’t make fine distinctions. Thanks for clearing that up for us, Dana.

The Sea Farmer June 4, 2009 at 3:26 pm

This things don’t the matter when you’re on a boat.

In the ocean.

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 4, 2009 at 3:27 pm

In all of my time working for him, I noticed that President War Criminal Bush did not see brown people as “Muslims” any more than he saw them as Jews or Christians or Buddhists or atheists Arabs. He saw them as individuals targets, each with God Defense Department-given value, each deserving the universal gift of freedom a large bomb dropped on them. The people of the Middle East should be treated with dignity shot not because they are Muslims, but because they are human beings brown people. And it was on that premise that President Bush reached out to them invaded Iraq.

lizard scum June 4, 2009 at 3:28 pm

[re=332341]OReillysVibrator[/re] and [re=332350]lizard scum[/re]: Come to think that may have been Clinton that let the demonstrably retarded man be executed, but I’m sure there were plenty of cases in the hundreds of executions that took place in Texas.

drrty martini June 4, 2009 at 3:29 pm

I know Dana isn’t too bright – and her recollection of the Bush years as a kind of Narnia, but with more unicorns and glitter, is total bullshit – but I like to think that her presence at the NRO fills K-Lo with overwhelming self-loathing. Why do the pretty girls get all the attention?

SlouchingTowardsWasilla June 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Can’t you people just love like the loving George Bush who loved to love others the way he wanted to be loved? It makes me cry sometimes.

Hart88 June 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm

So hot, so stupid.

Just my type of gal.

Name Pun Phenh June 4, 2009 at 3:32 pm

[re=332316]19kevin8[/re]: Too late. You want to screw a prick. Right in the pee pee hole. It’s right here on the internets for all to see. Wanna buy some wood?

problemwithcaring June 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm

“In all of my time working for him, I noticed that President Bush did not see people as ‘Muslims’. He sees them as either patriots or enemy combants.”

PoliticalGraffiti June 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm

im really tired of the “id hit it” comments.

problemwithcaring June 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm

“In all of my time working for him, I noticed that President Bush did not see people as ‘Muslims’. He sees them as either patriots or enemy combantants.”

snideinplainsight June 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Alt-Text Fail. C’mon, like we have to make up all our own jokes now?

“Live Long and Blather”

“Heil Castro. That’s history, right?”

“Two fingers actually feels nicer. It’s just about the best fit. I don’t know why he has to keep calling it a microtrend.”

WadISay June 4, 2009 at 3:35 pm

He saw them as individuals, each with God-given value*…

* target value. Muslims were 10, federal prosecutors were 8, f’rinstance.

thefrontpage June 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm

Dana Parino. Ann Coulter. Michelle Malkin. Julie Myers.

Hmmmm…

Hooray For Anything June 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm

I think you should give Bush credit in that by not seeing groups as groups but merely as individuals, each with God-given value, he made it so that he wouldn’t just be hated by groups, but by individuals too.

prophet1195 June 4, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Bush, gold digger Perino, Cheney, Rice and most rethuglicans see a person’s “worth” in dollars and cents because that’s the depth of their cynically shallow perception of others.

rmontcal June 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Is that the shocker she is offering?

norbizness June 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm

By “working for Bush,” I think she means (1) reading a bunch of index cards prepared by Karl Rove to a room full of incredulous reporters and (2) forgetting key historical events at convenient attempts so that the President would be viewed as only the second-stupidest person in the White House.

In any event, if one wants to see the fruits of Bush’s simpleton approach, look here. For instance, Turkey: from a 52% favorable opinion of America in 2000 to 12% in 2008. Indonesia, the most populous Muslim country: from 75% in 2000 to 15% in 2003. Etc.

Godot June 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm

I noticed that President Bush did not see people as “Muslims” any more than he saw them as Jews or Christians or Buddhists or atheists.

And the Republican campaign to behave like Michael Scott from The Office, in a completely unironic way, continues.

magic titty June 4, 2009 at 3:47 pm

[re=332365]PoliticalGraffiti[/re]: Cosign.

Terry June 4, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Bless her heart. It’s a good thing she’s cute looking.

Double Scorpion June 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

“He saw them as individuals, each with God-given value, each deserving the universal gift of freedom.”

Which Bush would deliver with a division of M1A1 Abrams battle tanks

Come here a minute June 4, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Oh Dana, perhaps you would understand it better with a Cuban Missile Crisis analogy. Obama is Kennedy, the Palestinian territory is Cuba, and you are the bomb.

bankruptcamaro June 4, 2009 at 3:55 pm

What? No, “Do I have cum in my hair?” alt-text?

WIDTAP June 4, 2009 at 3:55 pm

That’s the missing equation!

Empathy for other who don’t share your specific culture/religion/political outlook/gender/sexual orientation = RACISM!

Because if you can say that someone is different from you in any discernible way, you must be a racist.

It all makes so much sense now.

gurukalehuru June 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm

[re=332373]thefrontpage[/re]: I’d hit it. Not even with yours, mate. I’d hit it. Never heard of her.

19kevin8 June 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm

[re=332365]PoliticalGraffiti[/re]: “im really tired of the “id hit it” comments.”

And I’m tired of not using apostrophes and capitals… and ellipses… also.

But you are right, it is way overused.

I’d scritch it.

gurukalehuru June 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm

[re=332408]bankruptcamaro[/re]: Spidoosh!

Godot June 4, 2009 at 4:02 pm

[re=332404]Come here a minute[/re]: No, John. You are the demons.

Dave J. June 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm

“For example, when His Excellency the King of Jordan visited the White House in 2004, President Bush served him a delicious pork roast. He served him this delicious feast because he does not recognize him as “Muslim” or recognize any of his so-called “religious prohibitions against eating certain foods,” mostly because he just loves peace and freedom, praise Jesus.”

Lord Growing June 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm

“UPDATE: Just kidding about the Jews. I mean come ON! Even he has his limits.”

TGY June 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Yeah, W. say them as people. A lot of dead people. Some 100-500 thousand or so. Not dead Muslims, but dead people, each with their own individual personalities. Except, of course, that they’re dead.

mrpuma2u June 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm

[re=332342]magic titty[/re]: omigod that was the best 30 rock ever I cried I laughed so hard.

Dana, Dana, Dana, can’t you see? Sometimes your lies are just so shitty.

One Yield Regular June 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Given that photo, I think it showed remarkable discretion and tact on the part of Leonard Nimoy not to have said anything about Ms. Perino.

hobospacejunkie June 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Hey Stupid
You’re so fine
You’re so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Stupid
Hey Stupid

disgustedcitizen June 4, 2009 at 4:22 pm

I really hate it when a good looking woman turns out to be either stupid, or evil.

doxastic June 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=332325]Min[/re]: No kidding. They all have human dignity unless, of course, they’re Palestinian

Buzz Feedback June 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm

“If I see someone come in and he’s got a diaper on his head and a fan belt around that diaper on his head, that guy needs to be pulled over and checked.”

President Beeblebrox June 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm

[re=332394]Godot[/re]: I was actually thinking that the Bush Administration was more like Dwight Schrute’s fire drill in the Super Bowl “The Office” special:

Wreak utter havoc by scaring the living shit out of everyone with smoke bombs, alarms, etc., thus making them run around and get heart attacks and try to bust the door out with a copier, and then say “o hai guise, j/k about those WMD’s!”

Or something.

Also.

heroinmule June 4, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Yes, more racist, Bill O’Reilly, I-don’t-see-color bullshit is just what was needed to solve the nuanced, myriad problems of the islamic world.

Crank Tango June 4, 2009 at 4:36 pm

I would do sex to her and pay her cash moneys for it. I will not, however, read whatever bullshit she is spewing these days.

Clancy_Pants June 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm

You know.. If she would just keep her mouth shut she’d be uber hot.

Alaska Girl June 4, 2009 at 4:41 pm

“And it was on that premise that President Bush reached out to them.” Reached out and invaded their country, bombed their cities, killed, maimed and tortured them. That worked ever so well Dana.

the lady MS.Sheila Dixon June 4, 2009 at 4:42 pm

he didn’t see them as muslims; he sees them as towelheads

jetjaguar June 4, 2009 at 4:42 pm

“And it was on that premise that President Bush reached out to them.”

With war.

Bill June 4, 2009 at 4:48 pm

Wonkette – do ever read this shit? You’re liberal and biased so I understand you slanted views, but the people who leave comments here are real wingnuts (I wanted to use so many different adjectives but I am trying to make a point). There is not a clear thought in the bunch, none are in any way informed and they are just nasty, dirty, disrepectful and stupid people. There isn’t a basement anywhere big enough to hold them all. They use nicknames and avatars because they don’t have the stones to leave their names. You may try to write an intelligent blog, but if you were to be judged by your readers then you just don’t make it.

shortsshortsshorts June 4, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: What’s your last name Bill— and your phone number? The people need to know.

snideinplainsight June 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: Oh, what, and you expect us to believe your real name is “Bill”?

shortsshortsshorts June 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: Oh and eat a dick, Bill. Who’s lodging the judgment? Is teh Jeebus casting judgment? You know Bill, if you are clean, you can cast the first stone. But really, Bill. You have to form these opinions. What does “Wonkette— do ever read this shit” mean? Please explain, Bill. Thanks.

In Christ,

Halden (OMG I POST AS AN AVATAR NAME THAT ISN’T MY OWN?

The Sea Farmer June 4, 2009 at 4:57 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: “You may try to write an intelligent blog”

yeah “wonkette,” you may “try,” but don’t expect to be successful cause we are all the wingnuts.

thanks for “trying” though. numbnutettes.

Bill June 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm

See – can you be any nastier. At least wait until high school before being so baaad.

seted June 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm

What the hell is she doing in the photo? Live long and prosper?

jetjaguar June 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Bill, why the hell are you wasting your time here?

gidgetbananas June 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm

And Dubya knows exactly how much God hates individuals, because Jesus told him so.

snideinplainsight June 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm

“You may try to write an intelligent blog”? What kind of hurtful, callous, snarky person are you? Our moderators have feelings, you know.

Blender June 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Come on, don’t be so hard on poor Dana – you have to remember that Rove had pretty much given up and sent a big FUCK YOU message to the collective press when he stood Tony Snow up there to lie. She just happened to be wandering through the hallways when they found out Tony had the brain AIDS, and she got the nod. They might as well have selected someone at random from the secretarial pool or a storefront mannequin.

snideinplainsight June 4, 2009 at 5:03 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: Or can we just call you Dana? A-ha!

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 4, 2009 at 5:35 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: Jonah? You claimed that you had forgotten we existed just a few weeks ago, and now you are commenting? Huzzah!

Bill June 4, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Snarky? Not narly? You’re like so mean dude. And, this is exactly what I am talking about. I said she writes an intelligent blog and you get it wrong and call me names. Names. Jeez, grow up. This is serious shit and you are a bunch of little boys. I espcially liked the why am I wasting my time here comment. I assume that means you only want more choir members to smack you on the ass for your clever musings. No debate? No challenges. What are you going to do when you have to enter the real world. Look at Obama, since the inaugural he has entered the real world. Keeping Gitmo, keeping the wire taps, more troops in Afghanistan. It’s hard outside the basement so stock up on the cheetos and stay under the covers as long as you can. Peace out. Bill

natoslug June 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm

[re=332605]Bill[/re]: Peace out to you too, Bill. Please let your mother know I’m the one who gave her herpes.

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm

[re=332605]Bill[/re]: Well poopie to you too!

shortsshortsshorts June 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm

[re=332605]Bill[/re]: “I espcially liked the why am I wasting my time here comment. I espcially liked the why am I wasting my time here comment. I espcially liked the why am I wasting my time here comment. I espcially liked the why am I wasting my time here comment. I espcially liked the why am I wasting my time here comment.”

That may have something to do with it, Bill. You don’t seem to understand that you can’t make a statement and a question at the same time— well it’s possible, but you failed.

Bye Bill.

Baseproduct June 4, 2009 at 6:03 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: How bad a headache did you get, writing that much at one time?

Lord Growing June 4, 2009 at 6:07 pm

We might as well stop commenting. Bill’s got Comment of the Afternoon wrapped up, three times over.

Red Zeppelin June 4, 2009 at 6:16 pm

She could wing my nuts anytime.

S.Luggo June 4, 2009 at 6:24 pm

” — although he [Obama] has gone out of his way not to use the word ‘democracy’” in the past, I hope he will use it tomorrow.”
As GWB frequently did in regard to the lack thereof in Saudia Arabia, Jordan, Dubai, Qatar, Morroco, Kuwait and, yes, Egypt.

She’s still as dumb as a bag of rocks.

S.Luggo June 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm

BTW: Does George see Furries as human beings or as potential Republican voters?

Accordion-o-rama June 4, 2009 at 6:51 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: Sorry you find comments here stupid, disrespectful and liberal. As an informed, polite and conservative alternative might I suggest:

http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/06/03/obama_blackberry_message/

Tra June 4, 2009 at 7:26 pm

[re=332365]PoliticalGraffiti[/re]:
[re=332399]magic titty[/re]:

im really tired of the “id hit it” comments.

But don’t you get it? It’s funny every time because she’s a hot woman! And therefore we don’t have to come up with a real joke, we can just demean her by just by explaining how we want to have sex with her! Cause women who have sex are whores!

Get it?

Aw, come on. It’s almost as funny as a hate-fuck joke! See, it’s funny ’cause it’s rape!

Yeah, I third that.

RobPetrified June 4, 2009 at 7:28 pm

Dear Mr. Jim Newell:
You brash young whippersnapper, you made my mid afternoon Metamucil cocktail spray out my nose again.
I’m gonna have to do a tequila nose douche to get rid of that freakin’ logjam.
Thank Jeebus none of it got onto my new keyboard!

Yours Truly
RobPetrified.

Homme June 4, 2009 at 7:33 pm

Internet!

Tra June 4, 2009 at 7:35 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: Know what I always wonder? How someone can encounter a blog with a picture of a squirrel carrying a machine gun on its front page, and think they’ve stumbled onto a place dedicated to the serious discussion of policy.

I guess this is where the wingnut blindness to irony thing comes in. Run wingnut — they’re coming for your nuts! No, not THOSE nuts.

mrpuma2u June 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: I’m just a Bill, yes I’m only a Bill,
and I’m gonna eat a big bag of dicks. (apologies to school house rock)

Anarchitect June 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm

Wait. Wonkette is trying to be an “intelligent blog”???

And as for hitting Dana Perino, Ann Coulter or Michele Bachmann… even :::shudder::: the MILF queen snowbilly… I’m fine with men making sexist comments about them. Those stupid fucking bitches wouldn’t know an equal right if I slapped them with it. Tear them to pieces boys, your members will become flaccid the moment they encounter the tacky subordination of a conservative twat.

SuperStarr June 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm

Men and womyns are wired diff’rent. For me, when I realize a good-lookin’ man is stupid, allofasudden he doesn’t look so good. So.

imissopus June 4, 2009 at 7:43 pm

Bill, you’re one of those people who thinks Stephen Colbert is serious, aren’t you?

Suds McKenzie June 4, 2009 at 7:44 pm

wow, … I actually Wouldn’t do her, … Wow

DoctorCulturae June 4, 2009 at 7:49 pm

My id is telling me to hit it.

WindbagCity June 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm

[re=332605]Bill[/re]: “This is serious shit”

My God, you’re right! We’ve been wasting our lives! We must repent and focus only on issues of the gravest importance…

NOW WHERES THAT BERF CERTIFICAT!?!?

Mad Farmer Manifest June 4, 2009 at 7:56 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: “You’re liberal and biased so I understand you slanted views…”

but Bill being a conservative white male, he only sees the blinding light of God’s own Truth without biases.

Bill, let me fill you in on something: Everyone is biased. Everyone. Especially psuedo-conservative wingnuts that are allergic to provable facts-like you and Dana. You just don’t have the balls to admit your own fallability, just like the Pope. And that makes you weak, not strong. Later, tater.

Suds McKenzie June 4, 2009 at 8:05 pm

oh, and Bill, until you get a nickname like “cockhouse”, or “dollar blowjob bill”, I cant take you seriously. Bay of Perino and ButtseX.

problemwithcaring June 4, 2009 at 8:13 pm

[re=332704]Tra[/re]: Is that demeaning? I am so hard up, it’s difficult to tell anymore.

boinggg June 4, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Bill,
Don’t worry. This whole “Wonkette” blog thing is just a scheme to sell millions of trucknutz. We won’t stop until we see a pair of them swinging back and forth on the Popemobile. So it’s all about the worldwide free market, see? We’re on your side.

Yours for a more prosperous world,
boingg

Noonan June 4, 2009 at 8:26 pm

I want to make liberal babies in her womb. A lot.

Youstonedorjuststupid? June 4, 2009 at 8:37 pm

How the hell did the GOP corner the market on the hot Stepford Wife bimbette phenomena? This one, Malkin, the whole Joy Division at Faux Noise. We get Rachel? I likes me some smart bookish wimmenz, but she doesn’t like man tackle!

slinkimalinki June 4, 2009 at 8:51 pm

[re=332704]Tra[/re]: fourthed.

rocktonsammy June 4, 2009 at 9:08 pm

She is just dreamy.

I want to snuggle with her.

Ohio Wonkette Fan June 4, 2009 at 9:22 pm

[re=332482]Bill[/re]: That’s interesting; obviously “Bill” must be a closet-homosexual who fantisizes about being “w”‘s lover.

Hagar77 June 4, 2009 at 10:22 pm

[re=332605]Bill[/re]: “Little boys,” “smack on the ass,” “dirty,” “nasty,” repeated references to the basement . . . . I thought Clarice Starling shot you dead at the end of “Silence of the Lambs,” Mr. Gumb, but no, you’re alive and well and, surprise, surprise, voting Republican.

dogscantlookup June 4, 2009 at 11:09 pm

“In all of my time working for him, I noticed that President Bush did not see people as “Muslims” any more than he saw them as Jews or Christians or Buddhists or atheists” He just saw them as undermenchen and fodder for daddy and dick’s one world Halabertin fun parade

Go Figure June 5, 2009 at 2:04 am

Dana is still drinking the Koolaid. = O
” Bush saw them as individuals, each with God-given value, each deserving the universal gift of freedom. The people of the Middle East should be treated with dignity not because they are Muslims, but because they are human beings.”

The only thing missing from that little piece of fiction was actual photos of Gitmo & Abu Ghraib.

Might I suggest a revision- “universal curse of death”.

Mr Blifil June 5, 2009 at 2:43 am

[re=332719]Tra[/re]: There is irony to this complaint.

Mr Blifil June 5, 2009 at 2:48 am

[re=332704]Tra[/re]: Nothing is less funny than analyzing sarcasm, but you are on the wrong track entirely. The point of the comment was to explode the insidious myth behind her contention that Bush sees people as “individuals.” The hate-fuck fantasy is from the point of view of an imaginary figure who nevertheless claims to see Dana as “an individual.”

For you to take offense at the hate-fuck reference without examining the larger context means you are a hysterical drama queen probably going through menses. That is all.

Rajul June 5, 2009 at 9:28 am

You know what’s hilarious? Arbusto gave this pedantic, pontificatory stream-of-s*** “speech,” purporting to lecture everyone in the middle east (well, everyone he hadn’t killed yet) on how to attain economic prosperity and social equality, about 6 months into the recession he caused with his totally f***** up policies.

What a g**-d***** m*****f****** d*****bag idiotic a******.

Rajul June 5, 2009 at 9:31 am

[re=332503]seted[/re]: I believe it’s actually “Sieg Heil.” I will give her this, she’s hotter than Eva Braun.

Tra June 5, 2009 at 11:38 am

[re=332935]Mr Blifil[/re]:

Nothing is less funny than analyzing sarcasm, but you are on the wrong track entirely. The point of the comment was to explode the insidious myth behind her contention that Bush sees people as “individuals.” The hate-fuck fantasy is from the point of view of an imaginary figure who nevertheless claims to see Dana as “an individual.”

For you to take offense at the hate-fuck reference without examining the larger context means you are a hysterical drama queen probably going through menses. That is all.

Yawn.

Well, your overwrought, overly defensive response certainly showed me who’s offended/hysterical here! Good job!

Anyway, per our Wonkette overlords edict of the other day, you want to continue this, let’s take it outside. Otherwise, I’ll assume we’re done here.

Richard Gozinya June 5, 2009 at 11:51 am

Dana Perino, yet another reason Allah invented ring gags.

Bowdoin June 5, 2009 at 12:31 pm

[re=332308]american mutt[/re]: Ever watch The View? Me neither. How about Meghan Magoo interviews? That about does it for possible hot Repugnant blondes on the teevee.

OzoneTom June 5, 2009 at 2:39 pm

[re=332344]Min[/re]: That picture always reminds me of Lisa in Team America — I seem to recall a scene where she was in a similar pose.

Mr Blifil June 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm

[re=333085]Tra[/re]: Sorry I missed your response, I was out raping somebody.

Tra June 5, 2009 at 8:27 pm

[re=333337]Mr Blifil[/re]:

Really? With that?

Did they notice?

Seriously, dude. Relax already.

oldguy June 6, 2009 at 7:27 pm

He saw them as dead.

eclecticbrotha June 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm

[re=332313]19kevin8[/re]: I second the emotion.

Gorillionaire August 18, 2010 at 1:02 pm

Why is Perino saying anything about Dubya anyway? Nobody cares what Dubya thinks about anything today, and when someone finally got around to asking him about the muslin victory mosque on stripper’s row in Manhattan, all Dubya could come up with was “no comment!”
Face it wingnuttia, the whole lot of you is about one thousand times more interested in what Sarah Palin has to say about literally any subject than any of you care at all about what Dubya thinks about the world these days. In fact you would all be quite happy if the non-conservative whitey tighty world would just never bring him up ever again ever.

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